Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #348213

You know when Harry
     Barry is losing his shit,
Hillary is toast.

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Haiku #348214

Even if we score
     one one point (impossible)
there we win the game.

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Haiku #348215

It was the mindset
     to not try to win the game
by scoring more points.

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Haiku #348216

Stress management, on
     the other hand, usually
gets me pretty good.

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Haiku #348217

Wish I would have done
     more service and told my Zone
Leaders to piss off.

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Haiku #348218

There's a cream you can
     make for that, but it requires
eye of Newt Gingrich.

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Haiku #348220

Someone already
     mentioned Miss Fortune but they're
also a good choice.

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Haiku #348221

Why does this sound more
     like a constipation joke
than diarrhea?

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Haiku #348222

[deleted] [removed]
     What's a Skoda? They never
used to be this bad.

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Haiku #348223

I had quite a few
     financial rough spots my first
few years on my own.

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Haiku #348224

How long until you
     felt comfortable actually
being on the road?

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Haiku #348225

Feels like you're on fire.
     Usually when this happens
my hands swell a bit.

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Haiku #348226

You could also try
     Steel Faith overhaul mod. Yeah,
I've seen this happen.

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Haiku #348228

Make it another
     version of Block but you can't
gear for it, like Block.

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Haiku #348229

Good luck! I was off
     for a while and am starting
back on today too.

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Haiku #348230

If language choice is
     open I'd go with Python
for ease of learning.

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Haiku #348231

^^I ^^think ^^it ^^was ^^Dan
     ^^or ^^something... Maybe it's some
kind of fashion crime.

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Haiku #348232

If they were actually
     swearing, I could see your point.
But it's just bleeping.

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Haiku #348233

It never happened,
     so I wouldn't hold my breath
over this either.

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Haiku #348235

What I want I get.
     The Internet is a web
and I'm the spider.

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Haiku #348236

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

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Haiku #348237

you must give feedback
     within that thread in order
to post your own link).

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Haiku #348238

Good bunch of people,
     but you have to join to use
the facilities.

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Haiku #348239

*Welcome to the Smiths.
     We have Mindy, Tom, Harry,
and little Debbie.

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Haiku #348240

My rule of "no bread
     at Thanksgiving" actually does
really well for me.

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Haiku #348241

it was unlikely
     to succeed and in fact should
have failed, but it didn't.

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Haiku #348242

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #348243

Make sure your power
     is off and that everything
is installed safely.

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Haiku #348244

There are women out
     there that have no idea
how to chat to men.

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Haiku #348245

People would be more
     free to move to places near
others who agree.

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Haiku #348246

And like anything
     else in the body, the signs
and symptoms vary.

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Haiku #348247

Worst I've heard of is
     actual theft from another
Transformers collector.

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Haiku #348248

The quintessential
     grouping game is really what
I would like to see.

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Haiku #348249

Now if we just find
     out Trump killed people, it will
be an even race.

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Haiku #348250

When the music is
     twisty u know something is
about to go down.

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Haiku #348251

If I always turn
     my system completely OFF,.
then I know it's OFF.

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Haiku #348252

Pretty much every
     journalist is actively
trying to take down Trump.

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Haiku #348253

Seeing being not
     abide by this etiquette
really grinds my gears.

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Haiku #348254

When people don't move
     to the right on public stairs
and escalators.

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Haiku #348255

I think it will take
     much more for Hazard to get
Player of the month.

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Haiku #348256

The English language
     didn't even exist then, much
less British accents.

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Haiku #348257

I went to get him
     from the front desk and he said
"Oh! You cut your hair!

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Haiku #348258

I drafted last night
     and for some reason the first
week of scores counted.

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Haiku #348259

*Liam. Doyle is their
     brute of a cousin who tries
out for the Eagles.

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Haiku #348260

I assumed he helped
     out with it too. That's cool tho!
[deleted] Sorry!

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Haiku #348261

Many of you seem
     to be complaining about
the "serving size" thing.

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Haiku #348262

Is that permanent?
     I was thinking maybe some
rubber cement. Yes.

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Haiku #348263

My incision has
     that weird numb feeling as well
and I don't like it.

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Haiku #348264

Take care, some storms do
     take longer to weather but
good days can still come.

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Haiku #348265

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

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Haiku #348266

I'm genuinely
     ignorant, what's the thing you
are referring to?

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Haiku #348267

I'm retired from porn,
     but I'm video friendly
for extra money.

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Haiku #348268

I'll check up on that.
     What makes you think they dropped out,
all of a sudden?

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Haiku #348269

Getting space that feels
     safe and where she can think is
the important thing.

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Haiku #348270

How much did it cost?
     Canada.... or what we like
to call West Punjab.

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Haiku #348271

My best advice is
     to look outside the city
and take the train in.

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Haiku #348272

Effervescent Nope!
     Chuck Testa Hey that could work
really well actually.

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Haiku #348273

For months now we are
     having fewer visitors
and shorter visits.

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Haiku #348274

Finishing Stranger
     Things with my best friend. It may
be possible, yes.

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Haiku #348275

I suspect they don't
     really want the media
being competent.

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Haiku #348276

[deleted] *Rachel
     smiles* You are welcome to stay
here when you see fit.

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Haiku #348277

Sod off Good morning.
     It's a monday, there are no
good monday mornings!

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Haiku #348278

I'm not even sure
     why Mericle got involved
in any of this.

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Haiku #348279

im not entering,
     im just here to say good on
you for giving back.

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Haiku #348280

But her rhetoric
     is more similar to his
than his is to trump.

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Haiku #348281

If your view is changed
     please award a delta You
guys are pathetic.

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Haiku #348282

correct, and thing like
     individual's play style
is so overrate.

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Haiku #348283

I'll never forget
     hearing that shit when it dropped,
blew my mind away.

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Haiku #348285

Do you guys feel like
     Hightower will be the new
Saints starting RB?

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Haiku #348286

Colored artifacts
     don't happen very often,
but they do happen.

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Haiku #348287

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

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Haiku #348288

It's astonishing
     how many Patriots fans
come into this sub.

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Haiku #348289

FREE SPEECH! Be thankful
     you live in such a nice place
Thanks for replying!

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Haiku #348290

It's more directly
     related to poverty
and working *too* much.

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Haiku #348291

We can smash those you
     said it was worth 6k Couldn't
have said this better.

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Haiku #348292

When you fight someone
     really hard, you respect them
for going through hell.

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Haiku #348293

Mussolini tried
     that already, it didn't work
out so well for him.

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Haiku #348294

I will take a look
     this afternoon Classics File!
We need to make one!

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Haiku #348295

I Don't Want To Play
     Comp. Boom your friend now doesn't
search for a comp game.

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Haiku #348296

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #348297

I'd recommend not
     wearing those tight fitting jeans
if you are trying stealth.

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Haiku #348298

What made you become
     so interested in wanting
to purchase from them?

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Haiku #348299

[deleted] Wow, thank
     you for that channel, it is
excellent indeed.

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Haiku #348300

The lines stay around
     7k V and the goats do not
mess with it at all.

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Haiku #348302

Makes me want to do
     some 5K specific training
to see what happens.

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Haiku #348303

Thanks, you too! Here is
     what I've learned in the few weeks
that I've been playing.

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Haiku #348304

Both questions probably
     have different answers, but bear
in mind which was asked.

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Haiku #348305

More and more games are
     starting to utilize all
cores available.

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Haiku #348306

I really don't like
     this holier than thou crap
I see on this sub.

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Haiku #348307

It's clearly clip art
     and a font with a box drawn
with rectangle tool.

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Haiku #348308

When it comes up, most
     women prefer a man not
shave his genitals.

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Haiku #348309

Lisa: Bart, we're just
     going to borrow them! Bart:
Oh, heh heh, gotcha.

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Haiku #348310

Rave: I graduate
     flight school in the next month. Rant:
car almost broke down.

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Haiku #348311

[deleted] You're right,
     but we'd have to over pay
for a guy like that.

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Haiku #348312

Was feeling depressed,
     alone and fatigued (likely
from the altitude).

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Haiku #348313

:P) [removed] Maybe
     you can buy a project car
to work on with him?

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Haiku #348314

Somewhere in that thread
     he said that he no longer
lets them in the house.

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Haiku #348315

Consistently been
     the weakest race in Korea
for a long time now.

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Haiku #348316

I'd probably still be
     scratching my head a bit if
I didn't start there first.

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Haiku #348317

The risk of catching
     the thief is so much worse than
just losing a purse.

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Haiku #348318

I will now only
     use bad Russian accent when
tanking for guild group.

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Haiku #348319

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #348320

I hate the design
     and hope its final form is
more palatable.

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Haiku #348321

Wait, you mean people
     are two dimensional, not
one dimensional???

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Haiku #348322

Very unlikely.
     Now it's his little brother
who gets to wear it.

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Haiku #348323

Now it's his little
     brother who gets to wear it.
(He's grown out of it.)

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Haiku #348324

Why send you guys out
     there and waste time rather than
doing something else?

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Haiku #348325

Holy shit. Sounds like
     my secondary school too.
Which school were you from?

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Haiku #348326

You're telling me it's
     unusual to have more than
one pair of headphones..?

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Haiku #348327

Find an ingenious
     spot that no one would ever
find other than you.

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Haiku #348328

Or maybe a Stein.
     Good luck! I'm sure he will like
whatever you choose.

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Haiku #348329

I thought the same thing.
     Sick drawing tho Just teat out
with another card.

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Haiku #348330

But it doesn't work,
     so you must adapt to what
women respond to.

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Haiku #348331

Maybe just a clear
     cover that has raised edges
around the touch zones.

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Haiku #348332

Also: Not scoring
     penalties has cost them quite
some points already.

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Haiku #348333

I meant to include
     you too, just didn't know how you
were feeling lately.

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Haiku #348334

When you say become
     part of the problem what do
you mean exactly?

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Haiku #348335

i'm game for running
     buddies, just my times might not
be ideal to some.

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Haiku #348336

Yeah, pretty much this,
     but do you know any book
in particular?

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Haiku #348337

I also dislike
     that it usually turns quite
bloodthirsty and cruel.

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Haiku #348338

Looks like the meals served
     at my hospital You mean
that Finnish movie?

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Haiku #348339

YOU DESERVE IT BILL
     YOU SON OF A BITCH. I KNOW
YOU SLEPT WITH MY WIFE.

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Haiku #348340

I have a big space
     in my heart for the castle
sets of that era.

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Haiku #348341

Same here (I'm the dad),
     but getting my kids to keep
quite is a tough task.

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Haiku #348342

The european
     community seems to be
going pretty strong.

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Haiku #348343

There's only one sea
     related kanji and it's
not one for seaweed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348344

I'm not excited
     about winter, but I guess
I'm prepared for it.

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Haiku #348345

I think she's going
     to be in the next major
class update, sadly.

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Haiku #348346

Having played and own
     all of them, I can see where
he is coming from.

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Haiku #348347

That and just hanging
     out with the community
(which is always free).

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Haiku #348348

BECAUSE IT'S MADE FROM
     THE GODDAMN SOUL OF A HUGE
ASS DRAGON, THAT'S WHY.

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Haiku #348349

He spent a lot more
     time training than trash talking.
Math is the same way.

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Haiku #348350

One was a cop on
     his way to work. Oops. agreed.
poor people are dumb.

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Haiku #348351

Or if someone asks
     you something you don't wanna
do, you can tell them.

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Haiku #348352

But personally I'm
     not into getting advice
where none was asked for.

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Haiku #348353

This is addicting.
     My wife will love it. There are
more locations now.

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Haiku #348354

You can. I only
     downloaded it this morning
and am playing it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348355

We got there early
     walked around the stadium
absorbing it all.

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Haiku #348356

However, if she's
     claiming that it's something more,
then I'd be worried.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348357

There is a good chance
     your question has already
been asked and answered.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348358

Wait, you can't afford
     to repay your debt and you
are taking on more?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348359

You and I might be
     the only two Rob Morrow
named his daughter Tu.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348360

Get off the road!" Not
     if it checks for disconnects
on the losing team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348362

This photograph was
     taken Saturday evening
just after sunset.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348363

I sincerely hope
     most of them are still in high
school with how they act.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348364

As for expected
     results from entertainers,
look at Canada.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348365

Most of this will make
     sense after a while and you
get used to the guns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348366

Using the very
     power of the curse to beat
his way to a cure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348367

You sound a lot like
     myself and so I also
recommend Mad Max.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348368

I'm not sure, I feel
     like my 4K friends can stomp games
when they play with me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348369

Lots of people there
     liked the Raiders, so I joined
in It's Halloween!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348370

I have no clue what
     I was thinking. Let my shame
stand for all to see.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348372

It's not that I don't
     like it, but my collection
is getting too big.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348373

So pretty much no
     one seem to know it based on
reliable source.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348374

Anything to get
     that pipeline built for Saudi
Arabia, yeah?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348375

I'm sure he can, but
     up to this point they've done well
enough to win games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348376

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348377

I'm wondering what
     the veggie community
thinks of this new film.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348378

I don't know they can
     draw a pass interference
whenever they pass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348379

Just played my first game
     with him and couldn't agree
more with what you said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348380

No one should. When first
     report come, we think it joke.
The man was crazy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348381

The man was crazy.
     He shivered like so much cold
but covered in sweat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348382

Now see if it goes
     in okay with the bullet
in place but not crimped.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348383

Examples: With three
     fingers, rotating them turns
the sound up and down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348384

[deleted] They can
     be the breaker What else can
we rub into u?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348385

for the back if you
     want extra support, but it's
probably not needed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348386

I bet sales pick up
     around Christmas when people
see all the reviews.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348387

I suspect my grip
     is shot because my hands are
on the smaller side?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348388

What about the word
     'condescending' and 'sexist'
doesn't capture that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348389

Even if you buy
     into "racial differences"
(which I don't), Thai here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348390

In a rhythm tick,
     dragons are far more hungry
than alligators.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348391

But it seems to be
     at a point where people are
jumping off ship now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348392

I think Connor keeps
     going from insane challenge
to insane challenge.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348393

Shit. Had heard about
     this last night from someone who
works in the building.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348394

Likely stuck in some
     form of boot loop or the OS
could have corrupted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348395

You can kinda see
     the car getting pushed by back.
puns are offensive!?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348396

It's highly likely
     that the "tablet" display is
going to be 720p.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348397

Lot's of cool guitars
     and not just hollow bodies.
They'll ship anywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348398

[deleted] Dank Watch
     Dane Cook's skit of the guy who
sneezed on the bus... What?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348399

More likely than not,
     even with some luck, we miss
the playoffs this year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348400

Young guys getting post
     season experience is
always a good thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348401

Hope this is helpful
     and good luck finding the best
camera for your needs!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348402

[removed] Things you think
     are intuitive may not
be the same for him.

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Haiku #348403

How come I never
     realized the political
bullshit is fractal!

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Haiku #348404

And in mid while you
     probably won't win the lane, you
won't lose it either.

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Haiku #348405

Just hold that spot down
     until Favors is healthy.
I agree with you.

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Haiku #348406

It makes both of us
     feel sexier and makes me
feel less rejected.

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Haiku #348407

MOST DEFINITELY
     WORTH THE FEW MINUTES TO SIGN
UP AND FIND A GROUP.

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Haiku #348408

Go to 3d setting.
     In the middle of the page
there's an "add" button.

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Haiku #348409

The Russian Navy,
     unlike the US Navy has
no such ambitions.

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Haiku #348410

You have it backwards
     in your comment according
to to the comic.

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Haiku #347246

I understand why
     people are getting their hopes
up w Trump.

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Haiku #348411

Your submission has
     been removed because it is
not properly tagged.

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Haiku #348413

But to add to that,
     I'm pretty sure people won't
like the slush either.

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Haiku #348414

Jesus Christ. Can you
     not comment on this without
being an asshole?

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Haiku #348415

What I don't like is
     having the US government
take care of it all.

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Haiku #348416

It's fruitless. It's like
     talking to dark matter. Yeah...
I should have known that.

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Haiku #348417

It's totally false,
     but it gets people to go
away *really* fast.

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Haiku #348418

The display is far
     better than I expected.
The comfort is great.

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Haiku #348419

Do you have any
     tips for someone who hasn't
done any shading?

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Haiku #348420

Just as clear up, there
     is a huge "maybe" after
the completion time.

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