Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #348011

But how the heck could
     someone swipe left on the guy
after Carrot Top?!?

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Haiku #348012

Make me feel better
     for doing it on Sunday
You're not wrong on this.

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Haiku #348013

Saying this also
     kills the tension you're building
up around the beast.

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Haiku #348014

Is it possible
     for you to stay elsewhere while
he's in a bad phase?

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Haiku #348015

[deleted] He said
     appease the one true god, not
blow up King's Landing.

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Haiku #348016

When I started out
     I didn't intend on writing
this long a comment.

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Haiku #348017

Most people over
     there are abandoning ship
as far as Macs go.

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Haiku #348018

Still salty about
     those parties you never got
invited to, eh?

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Haiku #348019

This makes me mildly
     ok with the potential
for Scott going up.

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Haiku #34707

It has never been
     easier to buy music
on the internet.

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Haiku #348020

This makes me mildly
     ok with the potential
for Scott going up.

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Haiku #348021

She knows better than
     anyone how to get things
done in Washington.

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Haiku #348022

It would have made sense.
     A woman that he loved was
killed by this bad dude.

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Haiku #65567

You become a good
     comedian by practice
and experience.

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Haiku #348023

I used to play, would
     play again if we have guys
that actually want to!

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Haiku #348024

I have constructed
     myself from the earth up you
fucking female dog.

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Haiku #348025

*Propels beverage* But
     Chris Jones! I didn't think he was
such a fast runner!

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Haiku #348026

He said I could live
     this way for potentially
the rest of my life.

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Haiku #348027

I keep her around
     because kids aren't on that list
right now. lol.

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Haiku #348028

I'm not sure you can
     "advertise" for it on SA,
although you can try.

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Haiku #348029

It's great for running.
     Every song is hard hitting
and energetic.

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Haiku #348030

The tension building
     up in the husbands face didn't
seemed acted at all.

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Haiku #348031

Not sure how long you
     can expect it to stay on
the wall however.

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Haiku #348032

I may be getting
     back into the sexual
ones, but I'm not sure.

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Haiku #348033

Should have stuck to trial
     Lights and really decided
if it was for you.

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Haiku #348034

I think whether cake
     trees made cakes or cupcakes would
depend on climate.

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Haiku #348035

Everyone in here
     is talking about Norman
holding Green all game.

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Haiku #348036

The point of a first
     date is to see if you two
want a second one.

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Haiku #348037

This article is
     bullshit anyway, he's back
in first team training.

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Haiku #348038

Just so we can still
     hear what your characters are
up to. Either way.

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Haiku #348039

Last year. Yeah, then you
     could get hooked on it and keep
buying more from him.

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Haiku #348040

Sure, it's regarded
     as better than the US, but
that's not difficult.

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Haiku #348041

I predict this will
     have a very very slow
uptake from cabbies.

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Haiku #348042

I love how you pick
     the least moderated subs
to spam your content.

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Haiku #348043

Why do people like
     you ave the balls to be
so public stupid?

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Haiku #348044

I'm absolutely
     disgusted he bent the knee
for Queen Hillary.

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Haiku #348045

Check your medal count
     in your stats or the exchange,
it's *probably* gone up.

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Haiku #348046

If anything blame
     the education system
for not teaching both.

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Haiku #348047

I wanted to since
     I was young and finally
built up the courage.

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Haiku #348048

Either way there is
     no need for your son to meet
with missionaries.

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Haiku #348049

Dunno where you're from
     but the London Underground
is nicknamed the Tube.

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Haiku #348050

It appears to be
     made of of a cheap metal
and it's very light.

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Haiku #348051

We do need more good
     cajun food in our bourbon
street for locals Cheers!

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Haiku #348052

The government can
     then wash their hands of the dead,
dying and suffering.

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Haiku #348053

You actually have no
     idea how much I made
that reference last night.

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Haiku #348054

Pulls in support from
     Stein, Johnson, Undecideds,
and some Trump voters.

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Haiku #348055

I wonder whether
     the German government can
sue them for libel...

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Haiku #348056

If he couldn't be
     dislodged the first time, he can't
be dislodged this time.

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Haiku #348057

So just enjoy it.
     Maybe you can show a bit
more male attitude.

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Haiku #348058

No I haven't thought
     about working on Brass Eye,
fantastic show though!

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Haiku #348059

Was she the secret
     possessor of the Bush's
Baked Beans recipe?

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Haiku #348060

Who does that? There's no
     telling the value in just
these two vehicles.

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Haiku #348061

I say this because
     the doctor is the one who
knows the stuffs, our should.

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Haiku #348062

You should probably go
     to the eye doctor and get
your prescription checked.

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Haiku #348063

We don't sell fries here...*
     Nah, not really. There's a bit
more to it than that.

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Haiku #348064

I might be biased
     towards my own band, but I think
Keller will do great.

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Haiku #348065

To think about how
     the church was and how it changed
in different regions.

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Haiku #348066

This post is not long
     enough to meet our guidelines,
and has been removed.

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Haiku #348067

In Poland, if you
     protected a jew, your whole
family would be killed.

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Haiku #348068

The Dragon that burns
     up this pathetic little
thing you call your life.

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Haiku #348069

Do you get my point?
     LOL. do you *actually*
read the shit you post?

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Haiku #348070

but he walked on red...
     No, the world is not to be
seen in black and white.

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Haiku #348071

Every start has its
     ups and downs-- I'm just ready
to ride the Dak train.

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Haiku #348072

:D [removed] Maybe.
     I kinda feel the same way
about Titanic.

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Haiku #348073

Really the best way
     is to not buy processed foods.
Eat real, healthy food.

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Haiku #348074

This is The only
     statistic I really care
about in FM.

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Haiku #348075

Right, nothing. Really?
     Did you read my argument?
And that's your answer?

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Haiku #348076

Oddly enough, both
     are major improvements on
their predecessors.

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Haiku #348077

Sadly it really
     highlights how lazy many
players are these days.

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Haiku #348078

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348079

[deleted] Sexy.
     I'd cum all over those feet!
Hand war? Yellow, black.

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Haiku #348080

Ooh! Black and yellow!
     Let's shake it up a little.
It's a system bug.

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Haiku #348081

Sousa v Seppi
     is a tasty matchup, both
have excellent games.

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Haiku #348082

I figured he did
     that because Rosita was
more emotional.

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Haiku #348083

red skin, red flaming
     hair, human mother, but small
red horns from father.

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Haiku #348084

We will probably make
     time to do this one weekend,
and he will love it.

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Haiku #348085

Antisocial is
     turning that party into
Hotline Miami.

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Haiku #348086

Help me I started
     doing that after having
everyone hate me.

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Haiku #348087

What is and isn't
     news is an incredible
power, isn't it?

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Haiku #348088

My wife makes rainbows
     at home by crushing Skittles
with a rolling pin.

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Haiku #348089

But why did Valla
     need to be one of the ones
reworked into them?

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Haiku #348090

I'm aware I'd still
     have to pay the whole thing by
the end of the month.

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Haiku #348091

Arabian Nights
     were gone, replaced with something
overly edgy.

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Haiku #348092

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

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Haiku #348093

Black man Billionaire.
     Jew *ding* and Iowa has
used its first timeout.

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Haiku #348094

ANYTHING to give
     people another reason
to use the system.

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Haiku #348095

'member feeling safe?
     Yeah, of course. That's really what
console is like, too.

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Haiku #348096

The drag really sucks
     and most people aren't as great
swimmers as they think.

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Haiku #348097

Just trying to explain
     the mentality over
here in Canada.

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Haiku #348098

Because nobody
     besides her has used that word
in forty plus years.

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Haiku #348099

The drum like thing means
     someone found barbarians.
The *real* Obama.

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Haiku #348100

His most consistent
     play is dropping a routine
professional catch.

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Haiku #348101

It's also funny
     as you obviously can't
see the irony.

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Haiku #348102

They can be dissolved
     in water or alcohol
to make them liquid.

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Haiku #348103

I drive by that spawn
     point as often as I can
to see if he's there.

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Haiku #348104

Their only purpose
     is to kill you in order
to get a Pale Tongue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348105

I don't think you get
     how big our atmosphere or
the one on Mars is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348106

Do you really think
     that the Republicans are
that competent? Yes.

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Haiku #348107

Wait. You think we can
     tell each other what to do
with out own bodies?

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Haiku #348108

Mine too, but I do
     want an upgrade I'd be in.
Flexible schedule.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348109

Spend time both reading
     and doing so you learn what
works and what will not.

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Haiku #348110

Needless to say there's
     no way for me to test decks
in training camp now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348111

I'll update after
     I talk to the doctor So,
The Thing Goes to Space?

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Haiku #348112

I have a friend who
     does it from home, but she could
do it anywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348113

Force training to skilled
     as soon as possible helps
(but can be risky).

Score: 0          

Haiku #348114

This is a great price,
     but the closest Best Buy is
really far away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348115

This also raises
     one handed skill up but its
not nearly as fast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348116

And he has the signs.
     Also looking at what he's
doing with his life.

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Haiku #348117

This game is intense,
     chaotic, and amazing.
You can't wash your vest!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348118

You need someone on
     your side against such people.
That's why I stepped in.

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Haiku #348119

When leaders only
     think of money, the people
will become selfish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348120

Took five years off due
     to an ill family member.
Sick of being broke!

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Haiku #348121

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348122

And rejoin into
     chaos and fuck up his car
and others races?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348123

Were they a splinter
     group with little care for their
ancestral homeland?

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Haiku #348124

Other markets are
     different, but generally bad
for these sort of games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348125

Are they gonna tease
     couple cards a day after
the announcement or?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348126

I was taught different.
     But it wouldn't be the first
time I was wrong. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348127

The phrases are used
     so the media can't skew
what they are saying.

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Haiku #348128

I imagine things
     are different in, say, smaller
towns in the midwest.

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Haiku #348129

[deleted] Have you
     been living under a rock
for the past few months?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348131

EDIT: I'm running
     Developer Preview now.
No changes at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348132

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348133

Gender as a term
     has become incredibly
confusing to use.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348134

I was like oh yeah
     I guess that's a lot of fuel,
and then it started.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348135

If you want to know
     if what you are doing is
good, then no worries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348136

Warrior Within was
     fine, just tried a bit too hard
to be serious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348137

Was surprised I didn't
     see this one mentioned sooner.
This one is my choice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348138

It's very detailed.
     Honestly, the most detailed
dac I've ever owned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348139

I left the house late
     because Husband and I are
switching cars today.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348140

Characters move too
     fast to punish people who
are not in cover.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348141

There are many news
     agencies that will never
gain my trust again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348143

You could always ask
     around for some charity
from progressed players.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348144

Never trade part AD
     and items this way unless
you know the person.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348145

More likely that they're
     wanting cross pollination
from their marketing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348146

I think you will find
     more Diaper Lovers prefer
wearing than using.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348147

He is a awful
     "news reporter" if you could
even call him that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348148

They wouldn't be friends
     with you if you didn't enhance
their life in some way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348149

It's listed as free
     on the Play Store and I can't
seem to find a price.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348150

What an amazing
     trick to fill up and empty
up a hunger point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348151

When I hear "other
     drivers do it" I respond
with "well, that's on them".

Score: 0          

Haiku #348152

He didn't mug as much
     to the camera and they are
really instructive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348153

If Trump gets a free
     pass *as president*, we are
fucked beyond repair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348154

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348155

They give up pretty
     quickly when the target just
laughs at it with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348156

It actually depends
     on the university,
I got a D. Phil.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348157

I don't know that that's
     as much leftists as it is
people in general.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348158

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348159

I activated
     my account, how about now?
Debbie Downer, much?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348160

They are just after
     the race Find your niche and grind
the fuck outta it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348161

Repeat twice a day
     to try and get her grooming
pattern established.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348162

Wish everyone who
     got the accounts enjoy them~
:D It's not that bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348163

It's random. No mans
     sky The gun isn't to blame
for the guns problems!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348164

That's not strictly true
     while it may be an issue
for the near future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348165

Interesting, must be
     some weird and very rare bug
in the melee code.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348166

I don't know the brand.
     It is plastic with a small
padlock on the top.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348167

I don't. No reason
     to be afraid of something
that doesn't exist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348168

Whatever you want.
     Those are whole planes with their own
regions and people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348169

The only person
     who is doing okay is
the one who cheated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348170

For two hours? You can't
     hand out candy for two hours
without getting bored?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348171

Festive season here
     done who are you and who let
you into this sub?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348172

The enemies need
     to move on each other more
often in patrol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348173

I do so sometimes.
     Though not always. Depends on
my mood lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348174

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348175

Everything else was
     the same, but at least it was
shiny and pricey.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348176

So I just replied
     that he had two moms but how
cool was the space show?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348177

"Val, may I come in?"
     She asks with a knock. Toon World
isn't a field though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348178

I don't see any
     Halloween in it. The cuts
don't do anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348179

Oh, and I make sure
     that it always looks good on
mobile devices.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348180

Especially if you
     reside in the South East, you'll
here this one a lot!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348181

Imagine the tool
     is grabbed by an unforeseen
nail stuck on the wood.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348182

Although annoying,
     it won't cause them to ignore
their bed rest orders.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348183

Please review our rules.
     Comments that are insults aren't
allowed in our sub.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348184

I mostly agree
     with your point but disagree
with your example.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348185

IS THAT SEXUAL
     HARASSMENT So their beta
can rub off on him?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348186

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348187

Only thing I heard
     is that the auto focus
will lag quite a bit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348188

The order of those
     four depends on how tired
my wife and I are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348189

The Dear Hunter- Act
     V (forgot about this one
that I liked plenty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348190

[deleted] When Steve
     died, Apple died There's no such
thing as a good war.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348192

As I questioned him,
     Daniel took out a ray gun
and aimed right at me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348193

Most were old Franklin
     mint bars, but this one really
caught my attention.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348194

Im confused with what
     you mean by raping yourself
Can i get one, please?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348195

I didn't mean not good
     to be played, but rather not
good to be crafted.

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Haiku #348196

At least you're moving
     away from Bible thumping
passages now, lad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348197

If you think you can
     do ~500k give me a message
and apply in game!

Score: 0          

Haiku #348198

To what? Not listen
     to him if he ever tells
you who to vote for?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348200

This guys videos
     are usually pretty good
from the few i've seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348201

Why do the women
     have to cover their faces
as well as their heads?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348202

The same could be said
     for all Newcastle's home games
this season as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348203

I'm going to be
     present for my daughters first
Halloween today.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348204

relax bro i knew
     my intent and it was all
said in good spirits.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348205

Once the side of beef
     thing happened it was pretty
good for a while. Huh?

Score: 0          

Haiku #348206

Nope. That's a modern
     anachronism that's not
found in the bible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348207

Even then, he was
     still smaller than the bottom
left one in OP's post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348208

Every year they got
     some great specs so that they could
work efficiently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348209

It's just sloppy, but
     no one really cares enough
to do anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348210

Eric Boulton would
     literally be the exact
same scenario.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348211

Even if they don't
     break into your car they might
tag it with spray paint.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348212

It was still a good
     game *to watch*, which is the whole
damn point of sports! No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348213

You know when Harry
     Barry is losing his shit,
Hillary is toast.

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