Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #347494

I don't want to be
     touching my laptop screen all
the time. It's awkward.

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Haiku #347495

instead of people
     i used to get stuff, i know
things about them yet.

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Haiku #298356

This is painfully
     obvious if you played him
in the duel deck.

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Haiku #298565

Because according
     to them, all certificate
will only last 7days.

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Haiku #347496

I'm a fan of both,
     but acknowledge that they are
easy to confuse.

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Haiku #347497

Also, people do
     back down when the child doesn't
want to kiss Grandma.

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Haiku #298772

One is chem. One is
     classical mythology.
It'll be a nice break.

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Haiku #298849

I sing this place's
     praises to everybody
in my area.

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Haiku #347498

Only this time you
     stomp on his head until his
brains ooze out his ears.

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Haiku #347499

is it the shoulder,
     is that the question mark, Its
the shoulder i bet.

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Haiku #347500

People come up from
     all sorts of fighting backgrounds
and have huge success.

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Haiku #299476

Nope. Of those that are,
     are the problems treatable
by medications?

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Haiku #299555

If you're a casual
     I really don't see any
future to play this.

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Haiku #300249

Do you know? Is their
     tax information public
or confidential?

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Haiku #300388

Saving scrolls means you
     get many monsters to work
on at the same time.

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Haiku #300688

It has all of our
     invoices, client details,
notes etc.

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Haiku #347501

Trust me, the dude would
     have his head and arms covered
at the very least.

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Haiku #347502

The actual ending
     felt like they wanted to give
*some* happy ending.

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Haiku #347503

How about im not
     going to do your homework
for you lol.

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Haiku #301856

The prices there are
     pretty decent and it's free
worldwide shipping too.

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Haiku #347505

Thank you for this word.
     This is beautiful I'd say
he's better than Dear.

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Haiku #347506

My expectation
     for his behavior is not
based on his own claims.

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Haiku #347507

I don't make a lot.
     I'd make more at my local
fast food joint, no joke.

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Haiku #302478

Put your big boy pants
     on, ignore it, and move on.
This is pathetic.

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Haiku #302829

The next day, I could
     be all about Point of View
or Apple Shampoo.

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Haiku #347508

So why exactly
     should something that happened be
removed from history?

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Haiku #347509

Yup. And this can cause
     the attraction to go up
or down. Yeah probably.

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Haiku #347510

We all had a blast
     cheering him on and yelling
"Go get him Busta!"

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Haiku #303393

It does not always
     deliver, but overall
is enjoyable.

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Haiku #347511

No Greeks won slaves through
     conflict, which they were very
adept at doing.

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Haiku #347512

LOL. That's what
     I joked with the RE about.
"Happy Halloween!"

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Haiku #347513

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #347514

From Terminator.
     Yeah, it's worth a try. Let me
know how it turns out!

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Haiku #304223

So if countries were
     people the USA would
be a school shooter.

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Haiku #347515

I'll leave a little
     gift in front of the station
for you, as well! Thanks.

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Haiku #347516

That's pretty funny,
     dude expected it to go
his way, NOT HAPPENING.

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Haiku #347517

I think someone else
     stepped in when I sent the last
message to them. Word.

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Haiku #305347

I do too, but if
     you know anatomy you
know anatomy.

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Haiku #347518

We celebrate their
     sacrifices and their lives.
There is a difference.

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Haiku #347519

She's a good actress,
     but I don't understand all
the fuss over her.

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Haiku #305902

A person who kills
     another without any
motive or reason?

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Haiku #347520

We get laughed at by
     everyone else all the time.
We need each other.

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Haiku #306458

I have like a 10+min
     timer on my comment post.
Nice talking to you.

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Haiku #306670

How the hell do you
     think this entire country
was built from the start?

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Haiku #347521

I genuinely
     have no idea what you
are trying to say here.

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Haiku #347522

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347523

No you fucking weren't
     and nobody believes you,
so stop saying it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347524

Basically no cost
     beyond the bandwidth you use
seeding the torrent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #307447

Sorry for your loss.
     [No idea. It's not been
posted anywhere.

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Haiku #307645

Good or bad it did
     what it was set out to be.
A money maker.

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Haiku #307784

Love the minimal
     amount of effort he put
in to dodging it.

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Haiku #347525

Do you do any
     specific search in order
to find the prices?

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Haiku #347526

He contributed
     to the discussion, you just
tried to shut it down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308342

I would much rather
     see a longer season than
longer episodes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347527

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347528

Then load up your car,
     grab your dogs and get the hell
out of there. Agreed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308618

Mercy! [deleted]
     lit I was a manager
at a grocery store.

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Haiku #347529

Obviously if
     you get people that are on
the same point it might.

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Haiku #309249

I will not eat junk
     food unless out with my friends
on a saturday.

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Haiku #347530

I've run with a few
     Druid healers who don't put
any hots on me.

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Haiku #347531

The more the better.
     Pile on your roast beef, again,
the more, the better.

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Haiku #347532

Spell check is a thing.
     Wow lol. Did it taste
as bad as it looks?

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Haiku #310447

"Traitors" Lol.
     We didn't sell defence secrets
to our enemies.

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Haiku #347533

Just make sure any
     programs you absolutely
*must* have support it.

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Haiku #347534

I can refer some
     reputable third party
if your interested.

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Haiku #310651

Wasn't a perfect
     situation but i was
REALLY into her.

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Haiku #347536

His leaving really
     set us back until Harry
and Bale bailed us out.

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Haiku #310994

I can hop on right
     now right before I leave yeah,
narrow is the path.

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Haiku #311272

Marijuana is
     illegal in most states while
alcohol isn't.

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Haiku #347537

I guess cheese prices
     may drop a bit, but surely
not that big a gap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #311479

I'll see if I can
     gather the motivation
to post over there.

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Haiku #311549

If it was more like
     previous events I feel
I'd like it better.

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Haiku #347538

I love how no one
     even suggests that she stop
getting thrown in jail.

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Haiku #347539

We know there is more
     than enough to do better
or right by people.

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Haiku #312317

It's covered under
     warranty, contact Sony
for a replacement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347540

It's all about who
     you follow and what you want
your feed to look like.

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Haiku #159347

Be open minded.
     Be understanding. And take
no for an answer.

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Haiku #187887

Keep it up. I didn't
     use gum, so I can't really
answer your question.

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Haiku #239939

The attitude towards
     kids in Colorado is
similar to mine.

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Haiku #308657

and start the TV
     on that activity through
the Harmony app.

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Haiku #99536

Americans are
     very used to eating way
too much sodium.

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Haiku #347541

I could probably cum
     the same way if I were next
to that! Flair checks out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #123768

Authorization
     Helios Grover Alpha
Barium Fury.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347542

Yes, it's a great job.
     No I don't get free food. Yes.
I love their pizza.

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Haiku #12789

I won't be getting
     one until January
or February.

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Haiku #347543

I was wrong and fixed
     the original comment.
That's what we're here for!

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Haiku #64331

Sure, someone who is
     actually in the KKK
will be hard to find.

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Haiku #347544

I'm sorry but are
     you implying that Scottish
people are orange?

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Haiku #347545

I will probably just
     jump to one of the three coil
chargers straight away.

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Haiku #166099

Or, at the very
     least, some kind of migration
to backup servers.

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Haiku #157325

Also im polish
     German originating
in Bavaria.

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Haiku #347546

you obviously
     ain't a damn doctor, so stop
trying to act like one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347547

He cheated on her
     and tried to pimp her out once
to settle a debt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347548

Jesus christ that would
     be terrifying, my heart
goes out to Patton.

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Haiku #347549

you can do nothing
     but world quests and get higher
gear than base mythic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347550

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347551

She's probably busy.
     Why do you feel the pressure
to talk just to talk?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347552

If you actually had
     good arguments you wouldn't
need to use deceit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #281400

The season is done
     and next year isn't a time
for experiments.

Score: 0          

Haiku #314750

Why exactly should
     original intent be
relevant here, though?

Score: 0          

Haiku #179940

Too busy playing
     literally any other
PC exclusive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347553

They're absolutely
     helpful, even the weakest,
least addictive ones.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316071

Ah thank you so much!
     Its midnight but I'm going
to download it now!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347554

There's lots of people
     who have succeeded and there
are those who haven't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347555

Well some people are
     unfamiliar with baseboard
heaters like myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #2652

the last one is C
     Compiler Design in C
by Allen Holub.

Score: 0          

Haiku #316794

and seriously
     when is this movie coming
to America?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347556

just dump the body
     next to the cargo tankers
before they depart.

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Haiku #347557

This would make sense if
     I had to purposely put
my phone on silent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347558

Could they be something
     to do with the work going
on at the landfill?

Score: 0          

Haiku #313278

I never have been
     before, because I've never
been that close to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347559

In no way. I am
     not dodging any questions.
Your points don't make sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #317943

I'm gonna take you
     at your word and consider
you a decent guy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347560

What happens if you
     say you're not high but are still
feeling the effects?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347561

Bumble Sydney says
     he made it so that all they're
good for is filming.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347562

This one is jasmine,
     but it's creamy, rich, gorgeous
white floral goodness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347563

Klopp has been playing
     some of the most attractive
football in the league.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347564

Thank you! Yes of course,
     women need to find the right
Chad to have sex with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347565

I know he wasn't
     popular after the World
Cup biting, but damn!

Score: 0          

Haiku #319073

What's your opinion
     on [this documentary
music video?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347566

I'll answer questions
     if people ask here but I'm
not making a post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347567

The computer reads
     the chip before it allows
the engine to start.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347568

You should actually run
     the numbers from the actual
lowest cost option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347569

And like someone else
     mentioned the learning curve was
not that high at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321001

Its irrational,
     impractical, ignorant
and ineffective.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347570

[deleted] Except
     the whole Andrew Miller part.
Yes! Exactly this!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347571

[removed] No. I thought
     about that but I don't think
we really need it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347572

I think I'm going
     to go to Ladybird or
somewhere before hand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347573

Sort of spoils the fun
     if you know it going in.
What's a big club though?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347574

Not a single black
     person alive today was
wronged by slavery.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347575

People get carried
     away with their emotions.
The place was rocking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321896

The area is
     unstable and needs to be
secured for safety.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347576

And nobody has
     ever died from being shot.
They die from blood loss.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313288

Who cares how Wade's team
     did anyway it wasn't
Wade's fault. He was great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322245

I think its mostly
     frequented by people who
are jaded as fuck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347577

I want to answer
     honestly, but I also
want you to hire me!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347578

Smart old bird. [removed]
     But they have already shot
the film... Lock him up!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347579

Believe it or not,
     this does make me feel better,
so thank you so much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347580

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347581

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347582

If you're focusing
     on your target, the double
vision won't matter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347583

Don't get me started
     on Christmas Europeans
though I love you, man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347584

I guess my question
     is, why are you practicing
painting heraldry?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347585

_Round the other side_.
     She could feel its suspicion,
and some of its guilt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347586

There's lands where they don't
     need to speak to curse demons,
you_ bastard, she signed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347587

Stuff like patents could
     be abolished to get us
more competition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347588

As soon as players
     see you are playing him you
will be targeted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347589

They really can't keep
     making it worse, or people
will just go elsewhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347590

Gets it nice and cold
     and keeps the inside wet (less
nucleation points).

Score: 0          

Haiku #26333

The reality
     is that you shouldn't even
bother arguing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347591

This goes a long way
     toward improving the Ranger
class as a whole. Sure!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347592

Ha I guess you could
     say OP really "GUNNED" up some
laughs with that great pun!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347593

It'd also be
     nice to get straight to the point.
I got axe for you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347594

You could actually see
     the ISIS payment system
at some McDonalds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347595

My Grandfather drilled
     into me many of those
same fundamentals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347596

You have no control
     over who uses data
and when they use it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347597

Thanks. depends on what
     you mean by subjective but
yea, its subjective...

Score: 0          

Haiku #347598

Anyway, good luck
     for next year championship!
I'll be following!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347599

We're already clean!
     That's a pretty cool feature
and a decent size.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347600

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #188689

America is
     authoritarian, right
wing and socialist?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347602

Common usage is
     to use it to mean "phrasing"
or something like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347603

If Johnny gives his
     apples to me, how many
apples do I have?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347604

Some people's only
     joy in life is trying to tear
other people down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347605

He's developing
     new intercontinental
ballistic missiles.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347606

maybe your tenure
     here has ended, and it's you
who should go elsewhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347607

Just hope to raise two
     good kids that have good morals
and stick together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347608

Having it reset
     Tuesday or Wednesday would be
much better I'd think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347609

Asking him to try
     to replicate Kane's impact
is insanity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289971

Walker's art wasn't
     this noticeably drastic
in the beginning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #323144

However, we don't
     still get the idea how
to use it like pros.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347610

Won't have to worry
     about the adaptations
out pacing the books.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347611

A good way to tame
     the addictive tendencies
some of us have, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347612

You can be perfect
     and if it ain't got that zing
might as well be not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347613

Oh gosh Amazon
     are cracking down by taking
THREE sellers to court.

Score: 0          

Haiku #323976

When wondering when
     to drop someone, look at yours
statistical needs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291652

You have literally
     no idea how actual
economics work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #324938

LOL ok
     I don't have any new skin
for any norse god.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347614

So, the officer
     discretion is used widely,
which I'm glad to see.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347615

Looks great. added Yeah,
     the stuff about stretching is
totally opaque.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347616

We're giving as much
     detail on the entire
process as we can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347617

I felt like I could
     have watched TV or spent time
on the computer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347618

You know which kids comes
     flying to the rescue when
daddy hurts mommy?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347619

Hopefully we don't
     get too ambitious and try
to get something done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #327056

How much money do
     i need (low as possible)
to buy decent rep?

Score: 0          

Haiku #327408

I'm disappointed,
     I just wanted a fun space
exploration game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347620

Lol. The true
     Diamond players stay on their
regular account.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347621

No one ever died..
     Ever... But he was asking
for it Very cool!

Score: 0          

Haiku #327879

Sent you a pm.
     why is it insane to be
anti hillary?

Score: 0          

Haiku #328184

Is anyone here
     bilingual Canadian
and American?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347622

Does Old Bill respond
     like he can pass a turing
test this episode?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347624

HONK IS! He should be
     in prison for attempted
murder Humans too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347625

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347626

I think I prefer
     not to know what they're doing
to my teeth sometimes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347627

Granted, alternate
     candidates have always had
someone vote for them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347628

Those economic
     and business decisions flow
from politics too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347629

That's fine, it's not me
     who is going to suffer.
what was your steam name?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347630

It's cool that was dave
     he said I was too robust
for these pants No thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347631

Like I said, keep old
     buildings in separate places
outside large cities.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347632

Guard comes by every
     hour gives you a shake till you
respond then moves on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #329956

I need to get off
     my ass and figure out how
to use I vara.

Score: 0          


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