Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #329956

I need to get off
     my ass and figure out how
to use I vara.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347633

Why is how she came
     out of any relevance?
She is gay, super.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347634

The second is great.
     The third is pretty ok.
The fourth is sickly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347635

The fourth is sickly.
     The fifth is awful. The sixth
is nauseating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #331210

[deleted] This is
     the funniest fucking thing
I have ever seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298193

Sword A few minor
     exceptions does not equal
road legal, IMO.

Score: 0          

Haiku #331437

Applying the brakes
     on a locomotive is
not immediate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #298553

Just an idea,
     and no idea if it's
even possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347636

To be fair, there must
     also be some supporters
who are not really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347637

It's your team bias
     that your gear saying this shit
on our fucking sub.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332595

It'll be easier
     to get better in the US
and get famous there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299590

Call of Duty has
     never been a PC game
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347638

You guys got away
     with murder compared to our
"lucky call" last week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347639

I'd spend forever
     just playing and eating it,
then the fun can start.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347640

I need to get new
     foundation but I'm not sure
what shade to look for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347641

I'm so glad other
     people have the same feelings
about this movie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347642

Fact is, no system
     is perfect, try hard enough
and you will find bugs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347643

Not superficial
     issues that can be solved by
just talking it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347644

It's definitely
     not hard unless it's against
higher level scouts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338540

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347645

Otherwise can't help
     you if they want someone who
can speak Japanese.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347646

And replace it with,
     "this is how and why I came
to America".

Score: 0          

Haiku #335841

Man fuck the la times.
     Your articles are probably
shitty anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335915

No one has said one
     good thing about Kalil since
his rookie season.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347647

Also, yes, I was
     trying to use as many "ex-"
words as possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347648

If crooked wins, not
     only will she not win, but
she won't win either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347649

Jump scares are cheap, there
     is nothing special to them,
no effort required.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347650

It appears to be
     made of of a cheap metal
and it's very light.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336953

Gary Johnson is
     no intellectual, but
he is principled.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198345

It's a small gesture
     that is appreciated
by most everyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347651

Do you see the same
     connections I am or do
you think it's a leap?

Score: 0          

Haiku #338153

No matter how fast
     I go, many will always
want to get ahead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347652

No one that actually
     used the new computers were
not in love with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347653

That is a mighty
     big shield. What software is this?
Edit: Ignore that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #305281

Your attitude is
     absolutely ignorant
and idiotic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338369

And that part I can
     definitely agree on.
End result, less so.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338421

It's relatively
     gentle and I've had pretty
good success with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347654

I don't see how you're
     being asked to carry that.
Thanks for the write up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347655

at that point i just
     say in /p "I'm sorry, but
I can't heal stupid!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #347656

If your passionate
     about it and put the work
in you will be fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #339123

For integration,
     get ideas that decrease
integration cost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347657

The course itself is
     challenging, but that only
makes this race more fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347658

We stream on Fridays
     if we have two teams that can
both play friday night.

Score: 0          

Haiku #306691

Lol our old
     pizza hut is a church now
Like the emirates?

Score: 0          

Haiku #306929

The realistic
     damage mod is amazing
on survival mode.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347659

And then find a guy
     who feels about you the way
you do about him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340509

It is a very
     bad thing to have opinions
being tried at court.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340572

This game will never
     cease to amaze and surprise.
Extremely well done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #340856

The worst president
     in American history,
no other comes close.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347660

In a perfect world
     the guard would have never seen
the grenade coming.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308026

And also makes me
     even more angry about
the situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347661

so for a two cup
     teapot you need three teaspoons.
Thanks for sharing this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347662

She kind of looks like
     Beth from the walking dead [Gives
some stunning vistas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347663

It absolutely
     would not count as fraud to not
mention a poor grade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347664

Guys? Rant: Monday Rant:
     midterms Rant midterms at eight
am on a Monday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347665

why would he keep his
     glasses on when he knows he's
going down? You sure?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347666

At least not like that.
     Poor doggie cannot handle
arcane energies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313342

That is how you get
     thrown out of the factory.
Without your camera.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347667

Poor doggie cannot
     handle arcane energies.
Glad she was okay!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310104

Saying Lucio
     isn't as good as Mercy
on a Payload map.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347668

Glad she was okay!
     Also, you made my morning,
this is fantastic!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347669

Lackadaisical
     Why not! Plenty of cap room
Edit: *That's the joke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347670

By continuing
     to text her, OP already
chose the "sleazy" route.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347671

Prior to that date
     request, OP could have resolved
the situation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #344180

Also have Dion
     Lewis stashed. [removed] I live
in San Diego.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347672

What the fuck. They don't
     even seem to be trolling,
that's just how they talk...

Score: 0          

Haiku #347673

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #344811

If possible, could
     we see a writing sample?
Lula arrested?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347674

That's all I thought when
     I saw the dad Awesome man!
You got my respect!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347675

Every single day.
     They do a hit piece and $hill
every single day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347676

You don't need to swing
     the ball and get him open
looks for him to score.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347677

Maybe we shouldn't
     have done many of the things
we have in the past.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345855

I could already
     mod it to look better on
PC years ago.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313349

And if someone you're
     playing with has decent skill
power and a pulse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347678

Being arrested
     isn't proof of any crime
being committed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347679

Steve Carrell wasn't
     quite a superstar yet here.
I'll give you that one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347681

Try testing this by
     translating over the whole
width of the object.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347682

In addition, when
     you mix breeds, the results are
not predictable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347683

The books are children's
     books but they are enjoyed by
the adults as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347684

Why on Earth would you
     trust they could stop Houston from
running out the clock?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347685

I see what you mean,
     and these changes shouldn't be
hard to make, thank you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347686

Did you give him AIDS?
     Would be such a big fuck you
to the media.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347687

Does anyone know
     what that is all about, what
triggers it and why?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347688

I got Kirby from
     my Aunt for Christmas because
he was so common.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347689

We the watch team all
     season long [deleted] On
the internet. Duh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347690

It would reinforce
     development practices
that need to die out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347691

You get a few bad
     apples here and there but they're
the minority.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347692

What would happen on
     the off chance that there isn't
one in stock at all?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347693

Many Turks today
     came from Greece and many Greeks
from western Turkey.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347694

Listen to your friend.
     This is what I call the "Lowes
Employee Problem".

Score: 0          

Haiku #3998

Another reason
     to never let anyone
use your computer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347695

Even now, drivers
     on it randomly crap out
and have weird ass bugs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347696

Sorry it's broken,
     I'm not sure what the issue
could be at this point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347697

Reported as all
     the good stuff and did a few
more runs together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347698

Do you want to ban
     people from being able
to pick a career?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347699

If you're done having
     kids or do not want kids, can
highly recommend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347700

Nobody reads signs
     and people ask the dumbest
questions Yeah he did!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347701

His name is Oscar.
     Obviously no means yes,
unless it means no.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347702

Sometimes he would kill
     the bosses, sometimes I would.
That was a proud day!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347703

I think the devil
     would have people with better
reasoning on board.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347704

we are what we are,
     and we act like it because
that's how primates act.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347705

If you've been cautioned
     you've been cautioned whether you
accept it or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347706

Also, same teacher
     would get mad if we were not
clean shaven daily.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347707

Maybe you could do
     more than just repeat the same
thing this time? Found one!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347708

All kinds of different
     dates we'll go for meals, movies,
hikes etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347709

What's the phrase he used
     to describe Clinton again?
"Extremely careless?"

Score: 0          

Haiku #347710

I guess there's a chance
     the league suspends him but I'm
not holding my breath.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347711

Need to narrow down
     your places before people
can really comment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347712

Did the aliens
     say if it's going to be
like solar panels?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347713

A stab in the dark
     to possibly hurt Clinton
would not be worth it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347714

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347715

Tombstone Its looking
     like both my teams are gonna
get you back to back.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347716

All about how fire
     is pure cooking, and it ain't
cooked if it ain't charred.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347717

But he should have just
     held it anyway in case
Ryan didn't go through.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347718

No complaints from me!
     How many people actually
know what you're wearing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347719

Please report any
     inappropriate comments
for moderation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347721

It's alright if you
     didn't know this, I didn't either
the first time playing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347722

The ability
     to customize, and I mean
_customize_ your OS.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347723

Didn't find anything
     That's not even a costume,
it's just a gimmick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347724

This would be akin
     to throwing the baby out
with the bath water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347725

My job was to take
     tickets and stop people from
trying to pass the gate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347726

So you support all
     three of the theories listed
above I take it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347727

Mind giving a few
     pictures to show anything
related to AE2?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347728

fuck this got me good
     I think it'd be okay
with that every day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347729

If I'm going on
     quicker roads around town I'll
wear proper bike boots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347730

Because I could swear
     I've seen at least one, but I'm
not sure right now. Polls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347731

There is a massive
     difference between a one score
and a two score game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347732

Honestly your best
     bet is trials to get the chest
at a higher light.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347733

Don't stop job hunting,
     try to get a second job
or a full time one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347734

Most of the time it's
     just done better. It sure is.
Those hills are my heart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347735

This is MASSIVE news.
     I can't believe nobody
found this earlier.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347736

If you are planning
     to switch, I suggest you do
this ASAP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347737

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347738

but because it is
     related to him, the post
doesn't mention it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347739

Even your ballot
     has yet to be counted you
don't get mulligan.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347740

This is just the games
     way of not allowing you
to level up SA.

Score: 0          

Haiku #43679

Im a Brazilian/
     American citizen
so I should be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347741

what is unlikely
     is for a given player
to win the NEXT four.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347742

I didn't think they would,
     but there was never any
guarantee of that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347743

Jesus Christ. Your first
     paragraph just described me.
Mid to late thirties.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347744

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347745

Anyone else hit
     that crazy storm on the way
down south after? WOW!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347746

Right... This just proves how
     terrible education
is in our country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347747

side, side, finisher.
     every second finisher
is ass. The rest side.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347748

I can't fucking wait
     for this theory to be put
to rest already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347749

Same here. If you do
     business with slave owners, you
are still complicit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347750

But it can be done...
     Very easily in fact,
if you're persistent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347751

It's people feeling
     like if they say no, they'll be
treated differently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347752

After that, I was
     really difficult to take
Lex seriously.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347753

I'm coming back here
     to try to discuss but I'm
really jaded now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347754

Men are usually
     happier with sex with large
numbers of women.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347755

Also, of course, no
     one's business save the person
the fetus is in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347756

Very, very nice.
     Is your friend pushing the pace
on his easy days?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347757

Very interesting
     read, pegged to the upcoming
movie Arrival.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347758

I mean, who are you
     trying to fool? Ask for the time.
Introduce myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347759

Flash on the speed dial
     so you could have the timeline
fucked in an instant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347760

Most people don't want
     bits of burnt matter floating
around in their food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347761

i have too much fun
     to attack grass types with it.
Wow, Diamond Pepe!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347763

And does have a Black
     Sabbath vibe at times, for sure.
Glad you liked it. sauce?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347764

You could perhaps, be
     barreling down the surveys
too quickly. Loved it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347765

But there's really no
     such thing as Fashion Exile,
and rightfully so.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347766

So thank you for this.
     But could you made it to jaques
station after this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347767

My electric bills
     dropped quite a bit when I switched
to a Mac mini.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347768

Thanks for responding!
     well some folks think we are quite
close, but I hope not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347769

Who finds this sexy?
     What are the boobs attached to?
Why are they so large?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347770

A bit premature
     to declare that this news didn't
change the polls at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347771

still a lot if you
     don't have the the money, but
doable for most.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347772

Yours should be fine I've
     had mine for about a week
now and no issues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347773

His whole world was just
     turned upside down, and he sounds
very overwhelmed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347774

I guess I started
     playing before my Dad gave
in and bought the guide.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347775

Updated above
     post with better formula
to include sunrise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347776

This guy was the big
     Hillary shill week after
week on this program.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347777

Anyone else feel
     terrible about themselves
during high stress times?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347778

I just saw this on
     the front page and responded.
Need to warn people...

Score: 0          

Haiku #347779

You should take a look
     at the story of Lucy
B. I love the rain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347780

stop pushing the lie
     why do you like being robbed
by cronyism?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347782

If I had a dual
     joystick, I would buy those ships
just for that reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347783

If I get back late
     I skip gym. That being said
my diet is shot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347784

Just relax. Your best
     games will come when you are not
expecting them too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347785

Only in Poland
     were you *and your family* killed
for her hiding Jews.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347786

Totally forgot
     about them but yeah they're good
as far as I've seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347787

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347788

You don't have the right
     tools or background to help him
or change anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347789

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #347790

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

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Haiku #347791

nice for every one
     Semantics! Remember you
can keep your doctor.

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Haiku #347792

Human being are
     no more of a disease than
grass, rocks, stars or dust.

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Haiku #347793

And I can avoid
     tier ten but artillery
is ubiquitous.

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Haiku #347794

There are blinders hold
     up of uncertain filming
purpose (or just bec.

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Haiku #347795

Though he also knows
     about not holding people
accountable too....

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Haiku #347796

Not. That. Difficult.
     So there no *ton of time* or
money involved here.

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Haiku #347797

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

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Haiku #347798

I kinda use him
     as the blueprint of what not
to do. Exactly.

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Haiku #347799

I've lived through a lot.
     I feel strongly that you need
someone to vent to.

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Haiku #347800

The massive breakdown
     guy did a really good post
on it. What hotel?

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Haiku #347801

Increasing demand
     can aggravate the problem
but it's not the cause.

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Haiku #347802

I just wish strider
     class Titans had a little
more health personally.

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Haiku #347803

Had lots of debate,
     but the final decision
for me was the price.

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Haiku #347804

I didn't believe him
     I thought it was some joke or
movie or something.

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Haiku #347805

I just say you should
     think about what is happening
the next years. Agreed.

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Haiku #347806

For the same reason
     you wouldn't when they are out
walking or playing.

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