Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #347372

Just keep that in mind
     as you find yourself and who
you want to become.

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Haiku #347373

Awards included.
     Edit: I agree it's still
not the way to go.

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Haiku #347374

She'll do better than
     Pence on that issue. Her AG
won't be Chris Christie.

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Haiku #347375

If we're comparing
     just words on this one issue,
they're about equal.

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Haiku #262284

That's simply legal
     fiction and you are fooling
yourself otherwise.

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Haiku #347376

He did it." :D That's
     hot lol The tiny
arms are the best part.

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Haiku #347377

And you're steadily
     aging backwards, but I don't
mean to alarm you.

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Haiku #347378

In a 5x5 bingo
     card, usually the middle
square is a Free Square.

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Haiku #262708

I agree with you.
     Now why do you hate any
religious person?

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Haiku #263191

What you're going through
     is only going to help
you in the future.

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Haiku #347379

No game is going
     going to help you relive
what these guys went through.

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Haiku #347380

I don't think I did
     the best job with my comment.
My apologies.

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Haiku #263960

Karma whores. We don't
     HAVE to take our shoes off when
we enter our house.

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Haiku #347381

So most things I missed.
     Now, I am a large guy by
most definitions.

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Haiku #264413

I'm fully aware
     I have no idea what
I'm talking about.

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Haiku #264653

If you really want
     superpowers, id suggest
looking deep inside.

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Haiku #264740

The declaration
     is imminent, why tire
your opener out?

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Haiku #347382

(I don't raid much) that's
     something a lot of people
never consider.

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Haiku #347385

If your hands are not
     more than a few inches from
your hips then you're fine.

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Haiku #265486

Overall it just
     not a very efficient
or effective piece.

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Haiku #347386

Seems like it's mostly
     the cheaper tippers that can
be chained. Enjoy it!

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Haiku #347388

Because this was more
     akin to an orgasm
than just a feeling.

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Haiku #347389

[deleted] I am
     not qualified to answer
but am curious.

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Haiku #347390

Every episode
     makes the previous ones seem
like watching paint dry.

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Haiku #347391

We all make mistakes
     and our good intentions are
often misguided.

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Haiku #347392

If you have followed
     Macs for a while, then you should
have expected it.

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Haiku #346457

The vet wasn't sure
     what It was but it was fast
and unexpected.

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Haiku #346458

That's where you really
     learn the delicate ball touch,
and risk management.

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Haiku #346459

I hate how most games
     handle it but all you can
do is boycott them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1273

Parents and other
     job applicants can access
the site directly.

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Haiku #1834

Good point. I've never
     seen a moose in my life nor
have I eaten one.

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Haiku #346460

It seems worse to me
     than it was a year ago.
Maybe that's just me.

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Haiku #2254

Apparently you
     are having trouble reading
as well as writing.

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Haiku #346461

Now to try to pry
     Derick Henry away from
the team chasing me...

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Haiku #2327

I saw Begala
     say on Maher that Axelrod
is smarter than Rove.

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Haiku #346462

Some people pay $1k
     to sit up close at a World
Series baseball game.

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Haiku #346463

I want Romo, but
     as long as we keep winning
I don't really care.

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Haiku #346464

Do some calories
     have a tendency to be
stored rather than burned?

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Haiku #266389

I wasn't even
     mad, it was the best finish
to a damn good game.

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Haiku #347393

This is news to me
     John McClane Apprentice Thank
you for your comment.

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Haiku #347394

I figured it was
     medication or a stroke
but I wasn't sure.

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Haiku #347395

Spoke wheels *flex* in turns
     and on shitty roads, while mags
are much more rigid.

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Haiku #267228

If you're not going
     to marry her, it doesn't
matter anyway.

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Haiku #347396

New car and fancy
     tasty food, definitely
I agree with that.

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Haiku #267509

Being a marksman
     doesn't necessarily
mean you should be one.

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Haiku #347397

They better show some
     gods (other than Hades) since we're
visiting their home!

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Haiku #347398

Ok, you got me.
     Turning on the tv now
to check out Westworld.

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Haiku #267926

great stuff I think he's
     saying that's what everyone
would say if he won.

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Haiku #347399

The gestures to get
     between virtual desktops
make all the difference.

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Haiku #268206

Even you Bob! Nah,
     this particular one was
in Alabama.

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Haiku #347400

If you want bigger
     seats, pay for them by buying
first or business class.

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Haiku #347401

Well I wouldn't care
     about them that much, they aren't
worthy of my time.

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Haiku #347402

I know how you feel,
     my dad used to text the same
way and passed last year.

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Haiku #269175

Since everyone was
     using power, it was fair
to do it this way.

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Haiku #347403

thanks for your input.
     I can tell you are informed
and passionate! Wat?

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Haiku #347404

So I guess I was
     trying to show "No, this isn't
insane or reckless.

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Haiku #269793

I don't think that is
     going to provide any
meaningful results.

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Haiku #347406

If you really want
     to though, be prepared that you
may be rejected.

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Haiku #270000

I've got the option
     to take a semester off,
so I'm doing that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347407

Setting absolutes
     for yourself hinders that growth
in my opinion.

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Haiku #270462

Agree, edited!
     Patriarchy in exchange
for Education.

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Haiku #270484

And, After midnight,
     I wasn't even restless!!
That was really weird.

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Haiku #347408

Basically I think
     anyone who posts spoilers
is a fucking leech.

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Haiku #347409

Animations aren't
     done yet, they're still a blocker.
They still hand off work.

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Haiku #347410

In fairness, it's rigs
     like this that are leading them
to license by core.

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Haiku #347411

The worst is when you
     work in a store and you're late
as the opener.

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Haiku #271245

I'm not implying
     one deserved to be fired
more than the other.

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Haiku #271530

I don't remember
     reading if you used extract
or if it was AG?

Score: 0          

Haiku #271808

CIA got you
     pushing too many pencils.
I drew something bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347412

Or maybe they're just
     too dumb to realize there are
cameras everywhere.

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Haiku #271950

Minimizing loot
     showing is getting to be
harder than taxes.

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Haiku #272384

Surprised there isn't
     any map to tie into
Rebels or Rogue One.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272653

Right, feminism
     is authoritarian
rather than Marxist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #272778

Considering it's
     about the size of my state,
that's tiny to me.

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Haiku #347413

That shit sells itself.
     How do people feel about
Justin Hamilton?

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Haiku #273332

Empire vs.
     Rebels, trench run as the end
goal for the rebels.

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Haiku #347414

May as well give up
     the spot to someone that will
put it to good use.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347415

You go girl! That is
     the beginning of a new
life, full of good stuff!

Score: 0          

Haiku #273612

In my opinion,
     your response is an answer
in and of itself.

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Haiku #347416

I love how the right
     now acts like they were against
the war from the start.

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Haiku #347417

Does the city you
     work in tax people even
if they don't live there?

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Haiku #347418

The other person's
     stock might get bought up and yours
as well anyway.

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Haiku #347419

He is champion.
     He is active. These are facts
you can not deny.

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Haiku #347420

You have to realize
     the games are on cartridges,
so flash memory.

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Haiku #347421

One might even say
     beyond your comprehension.
We both know my place.

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Haiku #347422

We (normally) don't put
     tips into the system till
the end of the night.

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Haiku #347423

With vibration bass,
     again your throat is open,
but so is the top.

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Haiku #347424

I think I cannot
     be of any further help
in this respect. Out!

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Haiku #347425

You could also just
     sit all day in a main town
and chat with people.

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Haiku #347426

You can set it up
     to start wherever you want,
look at the settings.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347427

You are protecting
     the land for everyone now
and in the future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #277857

Your submission does
     not comply because it is
not a news story.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347428

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #278374

What about Lincoln
     being assassinated?
Cure for polio?

Score: 0          

Haiku #278428

Agree papaya
     always smells a little bit
like vomit to me.

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Haiku #278567

Henrik I love you
     I wasn't planning to watch
the whole video.

Score: 0          

Haiku #278790

Whatever planet
     Alexandria is on
sure rotates quickly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347429

Alex said explain
     and Shelby said, "If you get
called in you'll see." Blah!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347430

What's your go to "I'm
     driving in my car and need
to get pumped up" song?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347431

Heller can be looked
     at in the same way by gun
control advocates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347432

can't see the sunshine
     as the sky is cloudy Thanks
man, i'll try this out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347433

Wearing an onion
     in your belt was the fashion
at the time for men.

Score: 0          

Haiku #279407

Yep. That champion
     is not strong enough for current
LCS meta.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347436

Try finding a stream
     and watching on your laptop
in another room.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280516

Also, one "no" vote
     almost a decade ago
doesn't help us now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347437

Roosevelt announced
     too late and was far behind
in pledged delegates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #280941

Don't blame us, Yandle
     isn't really a Ranger.
He's an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #281145

People recognize
     and respect the uniform
and the patrol car.

Score: 0          

Haiku #281248

Disability?
     Amen. Death in the family?
Amen. Miracle?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347438

Home girl has always
     been my favorite and she just
killed it with Agnes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347439

It doesn't leak, but
     the airflow is a little
tighter than I like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347440

It's where the mucky
     muck families from our city
history are buried.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347441

Nice review. Bout time,
     I was expecting it two
days ago! Kidding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347442

That being said he's
     still done more for civil right
than Hillary does.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347443

Macs were already
     expensive, this price increase
is just insulting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #282329

If Java goes down
     for the day forget about
doing any work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347444

At least for me it's
     involved more than just swapping
celtic knots for runes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #282602

It is an exchange
     between two people that can
be very nuanced.

Score: 0          

Haiku #282686

Is Iris going
     to enlist in the police
academy now?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347445

It really depends
     on your current parts and when you're
planning to upgrade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347446

That way you're being
     subtle but you're still showing
your true intentions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347447

I think one day you'll
     thank your lucky stars for you're
children needing you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347448

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283157

He invited Wayne
     over to his house to put
together a set.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283717

I've read a couple
     including this one before
and I love your work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283787

LOVED IT! Only thing
     to say is maybe better
color correction!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347449

What were you playing,
     what was your support playing,
what were the relics?

Score: 0          

Haiku #284215

I think Hillary
     won because the electorate
is fucking stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284695

I mean, it's catchy,
     but something about it feels
incredibly off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347450

[deleted] WHAT DOES
     IT MEAN!! But where have you seen
this ability?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347451

In comparison
     to a lot of other bikes
in its class, it is!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285458

Already beat it.
     Very fun but takes a lot
to wind up that game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347452

Mass Hysteria.
     She is being cruel by still
saying such to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347453

*Mock me all you like,
     I am here now. What, how are
you still typing me?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347454

As a Packer fan
     I hope he does well but I'm
not counting on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347455

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347456

If you want to, eat
     back ~half of them. Recipe?
They look amazing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347457

huh I'd rather hang
     with you, smart guy who makes good
points Yeah, should be fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347458

I dunno, you could
     set aside one day and ask
everyone to choose?

Score: 0          

Haiku #286921

What cost Rubio
     was essentially his work
on immigration.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347459

im gonna dress like
     as a robot pal hair What
do you know, *Donald?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347460

I would happily
     pay double and have them tax
the shit out of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287477

Sure! You'd be surprised.
     I feel a whole lot better
forgiving people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287687

When you get older
     you will learn to *love* getting
essentials as gifts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287827

But of course Darrow
     isn't perfect, so that may
also explain it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347461

Throw your responses
     below, and I'll tell you if
I've seen it or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347462

[deleted] Because
     when I think Sega I think
consistent forethought.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288244

Has she actually seen
     the musical or listened
to the recordings?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347463

I'll bet today's fire
     drill is the first time you've been
drilled in several years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347464

Other than that their
     bodies are identical.
Body hair and all."

Score: 0          

Haiku #347465

Hair braiding. Strip clubs.
     Whatever. I like to make
this argument too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347466

Wearing a condom
     seemed like an epiphany
when I told him that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289218

The emotion on
     his face when goes for the Cross
Rhodes is amazing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347467

Maybe you're getting
     beat up in your sleep by some
kind of entity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289497

Pretty solid deal
     Falcon Heavy is a go,
and will be awesome.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289639

Only young women
     with no options their own age
will be interested.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289847

Possibly Taker?
     How did that go, need to try
for fourth time's the charm?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347468

The community
     as a whole does not look down
on masculine gays.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289976

What really matters
     though is durability
and utility.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347469

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #290139

so satisfying
     when you spam upgrade a skill
though Absolutely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347470

I think you can fill
     in a Federal Absentee
Ballot? I'm not sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347471

Does this also come
     with something poking you hard
in the side at night?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347472

Don't get bummed if you
     lose because other people
got more cards than you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347473

It has bonds. [if those
     questions were polled separately,
bonds wouldn't have passed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347474

It'll easily pay
     for the cost of the machine
in a couple weeks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347475

I've heard 35Q is all
     but dying as most funding
is going to 17C.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291179

Its as annoying
     for us vendors as it is
you buyers, trust me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291316

Can I tag in some
     people It includes housing
and relocation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291669

Then we end up backed
     into a corner and die
shortly thereafter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #291811

Also important
     to note we lived on different
sides of the country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347476

Other than that their
     bodies are identical.
Body hair and all."

Score: 0          

Haiku #347477

Going to the polls
     after church is a huge thing
in black neighborhoods.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292722

My condolences.
     The way I see it, they are
both american.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347478

DNC didn't want
     Bernie and didn't give a shit
what voters wanted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292941

Prefer a PM
     if anyone has a pass.
Currently unclaimed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347479

I scared her. She left
     in a panic and I don't
think I've seen her since.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347480

It can feel like that,
     but it can also feel like
you're going to die.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347481

I agree with you
     that the first appraisal may
not be accurate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347482

I mean, what did you
     expect going with console
instead of PC?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347483

I know this has been
     posted before, however
I have a question.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347484

Keep building this straw
     man though, maybe he can kill
penalties for us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #293901

Also, the high cost
     makes me feel super stressed out
due to finances.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294526

I'm so virtuous
     and above you animals.
You're the real evil.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347485

So if your team is
     terrible there is really
nothing you can do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347486

He is a very
     well rounded runner with great
decision making.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294941

I feel like that might
     not be legal I prefer
negatively sweet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295005

There's always the real
     possibility I was
doing something wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295123

I can toss in more
     items to even it out
if necessary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347487

Have some patience, find
     some friends to division up
with, and keep at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295228

I seriously
     doubt it'll have any impact
on liquidity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347488

"Sorry, can't touch it,
     it will void your warranty!".
Totally worth it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347489

At first it was strange
     but then its kind of cool once
you get used to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347490

It's absolutely
     weird for her to take random
food out of the fridge.

Score: 0          

Haiku #295882

As a Miami
     fan, I was so excited
when we traded up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #318497

Okay, Benito
     Mussolini was a prime
minister, as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347491

Same price as last year
     without new improvements though
Per your example....

Score: 0          

Haiku #347492

Lol then you
     might get arrested for not
doing anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347493

I apologize
     for miss communicating
about the subject.

Score: 0          

Haiku #297098

For the ultimate,
     I do want some big reward
for getting to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347494

I don't want to be
     touching my laptop screen all
the time. It's awkward.

Score: 0          


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