Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #225625

It's used to limit
     competition and control
access to markets.

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Haiku #347248

Close enough but not
     so close to the avenue
where can get noisy.

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Haiku #225901

There's no reason not
     to, unless they want people
to buy more copies.

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Haiku #347249

We almost laughed out
     loud at how ridiculous
the woman sounded.

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Haiku #226392

Know I know she eats
     out deli food every day
and spends about $10/day.

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Haiku #226744

[deleted] So its
     like America with less
guns and more spiders.

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Haiku #192501

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #347250

I think I will buy
     King Tiger. I am quite sure
about T-29 now. Thanks!

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Haiku #227519

Edit: He says it's
     either a Cottonmouth or
Banded water snake.

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Haiku #227645

Little Mac side b
     special edition HOLY
FUCKING SHIT! Why not?

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Haiku #227715

You can try to shine
     up a crappy play but it's
still dirty as shit.

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Haiku #227855

A lot of cool stuff
     from there relating to food
and psychology.

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Haiku #347251

New shells would also
     need to be produced along
with new gun barrels.

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Haiku #347252

I've seen him listed
     for as low as 95k one time
when I didn't have coins.

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Haiku #347253

Thank you. I know what
     I'm doing while enjoying
my evening coffee.

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Haiku #229107

It's not that it was
     bad, she just wasn't ready
to do what she did.

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Haiku #229461

I don't fucking know.
     The face of a happy man
after a hard week.

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Haiku #347254

She made her choices,
     all of them including not
fucking you. Fuck guilt.

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Haiku #229543

And if someone is
     really a jerk then I'll just
go even higher.

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Haiku #229982

I mean, I really
     and truly am unable
to comprehend it.

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Haiku #347255

So, no thanks. Our guys
     are developing still (Crick
is finding his way).

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Haiku #265827

[deleted] Sponsored
     by Idaho potatoes
camera company.

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Haiku #347256

You obviously
     got caught, but you overstepped
your boundaries here too.

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Haiku #230231

Wow, awesome progress.
     I decided I'm gonna
go for it as well.

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Haiku #347257

Well that was fun! Thanks,
     I hadn't known about their
Venus obsession!

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Haiku #230718

But the genuine
     emotion in his voice is
very admirable.

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Haiku #230784

Please explain to me
     how you got equality
from *any* of that.

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Haiku #347258

Much much easier
     than trying to fight a battle
to stay together.

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Haiku #347259

I have actually gone
     around on the drone to look
for many of them.

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Haiku #347260

So he's the stronger
     sperm because he decided
to join the Coast Guard?

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Haiku #231477

Ever notice how
     businesses in the midway
seem to come and go?

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Haiku #347261

Having one outside,
     especially at this puppy
age, is pretty sad.

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Haiku #347262

Well your first mistake
     was believing what people
here say to be true.

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Haiku #347263

Americans are
     really racist if they think
this is offensive!".

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Haiku #347264

Bigger ones than this.
     This is consistent with their
recent behavior.

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Haiku #347265

I also think you're
     being a bit too easy
on this other man.

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Haiku #347266

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #347267

The ACA isn't
     perfect, but it's certainly
no worse than before.

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Haiku #347268

Glad you finally
     got it sale, and the buyer
got a good price too!

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Haiku #347269

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #232602

I have oil cleaner,
     I underestimated
acrylic I think.

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Haiku #233005

I think its unfair
     to totally vilify
Russia's influence.

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Haiku #233139

People ended up
     having to set up their tents
at random places...

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Haiku #347270

Try commenting or
     lurking for a bit before
submitting your post.

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Haiku #347271

If so what are some
     good recommendations what
is recycle fee?

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Haiku #23843

If so, I'm going
     to have a very METAL
summer vacation.

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Haiku #347272

That being said, I'd
     still like to murder that debt.
Yeah, I woke up pumped.

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Haiku #347273

plus he totally
     missed my point when replying
to me. guys lost it.

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Haiku #347274

I think it's really
     unfortunate that things turned
out the way they have.

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Haiku #282039

It can help lower
     your physiological
desire for food.

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Haiku #347275

See. The argument
     is just as applicable.
what is the reaper?

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Haiku #347276

Good comparison.
     That was a big deal, it was
meeting the parents.

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Haiku #347277

Or did you just get
     moody or snap right away?
Yes, well clubs are dark.

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Haiku #234457

Is it really worth
     losing everything over
something so stupid?

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Haiku #234610

Pleasure. All I can
     find is the one poem from
Edgar Allan Poe.

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Haiku #347278

Seeing the joy on
     the controller's faces brings
tears to my eyes. Twice?

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Haiku #347279

Is that sped up or
     are you absolutely Jack
hammering your holes?

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Haiku #235292

I'm sure we will need
     another so hopefully
someone on here joins!

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Haiku #347280

serious question,
     is this the actual guy or
just a fan account?

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Haiku #347281

Their higher resale
     value is attributed
to their quality.

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Haiku #235433

I couldn't even
     get past the intro sequence
with the castle siege.

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Haiku #347282

By themselves they act
     mainly as depressants (Not
the same as depressed!).

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Haiku #236135

I cut out sugar.
     I cut out bitter veggies
and even starches.

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Haiku #347283

*edit for grammar
     Yeah, that's the attitude you
have to have, I think.

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Haiku #237520

But of coarse, he just
     has another generic
skinny teen body.

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Haiku #347284

Lucas' goes a lot
     further, but Ness' has more kill
power if it hits.

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Haiku #347285

So I need to get
     some loose change and melt it down?
Wow, it's tough to say.

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Haiku #238008

I own many guns,
     have a license to carry,
and pray to no god.

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Haiku #347286

Let me know how you
     like is once you set it up.
Yeah I'm pretty psyched.

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Haiku #347287

When you keep saying
     no then it no longer means
"no"... it means "maybe".

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Haiku #238569

My new job has me
     at a computer so I'm
always on here now.

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Haiku #347288

I'm curious what
     people actually consider
"quests" though at this point.

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Haiku #238915

But you don't need tight
     coverage of person E, G,
H, etc.

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Haiku #347289

No need for a what?
     This. No they are not. This is
really amazing.

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Haiku #239406

If its possible
     try going for law and if
you keep liking it.

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Haiku #239471

I was cracking up
     watching that because I can't
even imagine.

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Haiku #347290

No other goalie
     I've used really stands out Oh
I hear you on that.

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Haiku #347291

Hope this is helpful
     and good luck finding the right
camera for your needs!

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Haiku #347292

It's really fucked up
     but it's the mind trying to get
over the trauma.

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Haiku #347293

I am so happy
     to hear your caboose will be
here in December!

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Haiku #347294

::please be awesome please
     be awesome please be awesome::
You can't skunk a keg.

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Haiku #347295

I know a guy who
     has been doing this for years.
He is fucking rich.

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Haiku #347296

And is this the same
     environment is was cut
and assembled in?

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Haiku #240653

Have you directly
     asked him to contact you more?
Is he just busy?

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Haiku #240866

Super shame because
     rogue really need a better
combo enabler.

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Haiku #347297

I like the Nexus
     6P during its time better
than the new Pixel.

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Haiku #347298

"And that everything
     he's doing right now is next
to impossible.

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Haiku #347299

The difference between
     driving in each city is
pretty surprising.

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Haiku #347300

There's a company
     out their doing it who might
be pro Hillary.

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Haiku #347301

Dang I'll probably miss
     that GA, gonna go to bed
in a few minutes.

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Haiku #243025

SAVER? and they came
     from the wildcard bracket too
k, I see I see.

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Haiku #243105

But if you're looking
     for anything else I'd go
to banana boat.

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Haiku #347302

Decent cropland, but
     I wouldn't expect the next
boom to happen there.

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Haiku #347303

Even then I don't
     carry CDs, especially
in a shared work truck.

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Haiku #347304

It's complex issue,
     but here are some basic things
we need to start with.

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Haiku #243858

Here in Vancouver
     I would expect it to be
about half that price.

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Haiku #347305

It's pretty damn flat.
     I-85. I-26. It's called a water
hose, not a hose pipe.

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Haiku #244058

It is the correct
     reaction in this modern
day society.

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Haiku #347306

I'll get back to you
     when I have a solution
that isn't violent.

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Haiku #347307

They simply said it's
     arcade exclusivity
would end in a year.

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Haiku #347308

Some kids also do
     well when they KNOW something is
going to happen.

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Haiku #347309

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347310

You are getting played
     cheap, except you are spending
top dollar for shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #245120

I will never get
     tired of learning about
players as people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347311

He's been a pretty
     big advocate of public
transit expansion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #245467

RAM and processor
     model and generation
are both important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #245674

Amazon Basics
     is packaged and marketed
as a value brand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347312

Documentary
     Now! is brilliant from the two
or so shows I've seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347313

Might be based on that.
     [deleted] Well there ARE more
countries in the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #246089

It can usually
     be reversed through exercise
or through losing weight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347314

Am I goofing off
     with my friends doing Jackass
like activities?

Score: 0          

Haiku #246162

This is an easy
     excuse to increase margins
over a short term.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347315

I would never do
     this in a ranked match, because
that's serious mode.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347316

Since BOTH candidates
     have been guilty of perverse
actions towards women.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347317

I've only done two
     sessions so it's still way too
early to comment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347318

She may have him but
     he's a shit person and he'll
do it to her too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347319

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347320

Cobb has been playing
     well the last three weeks so I'd
keep rolling with him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347321

I don't really care
     about grass but circle is
probably prettiest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #247409

I see Hollywood
     is running out of remake
movie ideas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347322

When other factions
     invite you to war, they don't
hate you afterward!

Score: 0          

Haiku #247688

I can't fathom why.
     Maybe because their own lives
are crap and boring.

Score: 0          

Haiku #247762

Ok, now where can
     I watch it illegally?
Asking for a friend...

Score: 0          

Haiku #347323

He wanted to help
     repay his family who were
taking care of him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347324

This post is not long
     enough to meet our guidelines,
and has been removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347325

Even though he can
     get a little monotone
I agree with OP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #257339

PM me if you
     have any questions about
my experience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #248521

Nah you have to use
     that token for that hero
and can't swap it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347326

I personally love
     mine and have heard great things from
others about them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #249008

I am trying to make
     you understand how absurd
your ideas are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #249143

[deleted] Over/
     Under I would need to see
some tests run on them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347327

But drawing really
     clears my mind. So i drew this.
I know it's not much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347328

They stay active here,
     at a minimum lurking
and down voting Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347329

I've had many great
     orders from you and would love
to keep up that trend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347330

Do I think Michael
     Jackson molested children
or had child porn? No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347331

I will PM you
     my email address Northgate
here too! Nope, not odd.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250181

It also doesn't
     hurt to get encouragement
to the same degree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347332

Realistically,
     I wouldn't either. There's no
positive for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250320

All Iranians.
     We all love Bernie. Do not
listen to this guy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250457

After seven weeks
     I'm so glad this video
series is now done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347333

Nope. 3D survival
     horror or other action
adventure games? Nope.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250763

Any idea
     why Air India is still
in a shitty state?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347335

Because phone screens keeps
     getting bigger and bigger
as I get older.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251091

Edit: My typing
     is bad because I'm sitting
on my balcony.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347336

Show me!" At which point
     he murders her entire
family and eats them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251156

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347337

I would certainly
     like to think id do the right
thing but you make sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #251362

I hear the Fallout
     Universe is pretty good
with that sort of stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347338

Little did OP know
     when they bought it that it was
camouflage colored!

Score: 0          

Haiku #263220

Any manual
     vehicle i believe can
be started like this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #252544

I need more storage
     Some years it seems like life wants
to just keep kicking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347339

i'd be curious
     how many campus voters
would vote Democrat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #253098

An apology,
     even if you've moved on, is
always nice to have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #253220

Really a very
     low priority issue
in the US right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347340

it is a college
     campus and they are young but
this is still Green Bay.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347341

But can a bee be
     said to be, or not to be,
an entire bee?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347342

My only complaint
     is that most of the game felt
like a national game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347344

Again, most of them
     do it for fun on weekends,
it's not a day job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347345

Not many others
     in West Texas I could say
would have it happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347346

The other reply
     seems to think I'm doing too
many practice tests.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347347

I bet he's using
     more than that when not streaming
the game lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254603

A draw on the road
     is very rarely a bad
result in Europe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347348

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347349

All of those guys were
     taken by the mid second
round in my league. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347350

So you don't think Jews
     should be systematically
removed from our lands?

Score: 0          

Haiku #254865

Can't imagine how
     I would have felt if I didn't
catch it in the dark.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347351

Truth oft resembles
     madness, inaccessible
to the dull of mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347352

Maybe something goes
     in the middle that we are
not aware of yet?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347353

He won't give up!" "It's
     not looking like Hillary's
giving up either!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347354

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347355

Honestly, it feels
     so great not to have something
tight around my chest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347356

Sadly, my husband
     had chosen *just that moment*
to open the blinds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347357

And the more and more
     we think about it, the more
walls we run into.

Score: 0          

Haiku #256317

What I'm wondering
     is if the deck even worth
playing without him?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347358

Can only ever
     find the stuff that falls apart
when you look at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347359

On any other
     map, or if you're stomping them,
just take fifth circle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #257016

You will get a quest
     notification under
Miscellaneous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347360

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #257365

I'm on my second
     week of using Keto Chow,
and really like it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347361

Our asteroid belt
     alone contains more metals
than we can fathom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347362

What do you think will
     happen if we just remove
the scout's weaknesses?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347363

Read the article
     first then watched the video
since I missed the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #258663

Nobody should be
     allowed to hijack someone
else's DNA.

Score: 0          

Haiku #258896

Or... You know... Ever...
     Is there a power within,
the power within?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347364

it really will just
     come down to preference on what
y'all want to do Yep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347365

[deleted] Uva
     will do everything they can
to shorten the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347366

She really didn't sing
     at all but basically danced
around and hugged him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #259375

It just makes no sense
     to even continue on
as sublime really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347367

I feel gross. We had
     free pizza, and I can't seem
to turn down free food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #259719

Was there a legit
     reason it or was he just
being an asshole?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347368

She loves snow and will
     frolic in in happily.
My plan backfired.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260008

I have never seen
     this and assume it's only
on newer models.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347369

How and when she told
     you, to me, is a red flag
on this whole issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347370

I've got a buddy
     that moved up to Oregon
to be a picker.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294778

Which also happens
     to be the designated
smoking area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347371

It's innocuous,
     it simply means that you can
rank every bundle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #226077

A marijuana
     high, in most instances, is
very relaxing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260756

I also taped half
     the holes to keep powder from
flying everywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #260837

Uncomfortable
     and bad hospitality.
Sorry not sorry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #261317

obviously you're
     not responsible for her
failing her exam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347372

Just keep that in mind
     as you find yourself and who
you want to become.

Score: 0          


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