Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #347111

Why not? No because
     I don't want people making
my sandwich soggy.

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Haiku #347112

Don't know for sure, but
     the phrase above the women
is in Italian.

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Haiku #347113

Thanks for the reply!
     [deleted] Down from the pier
in which direction?

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Haiku #187154

Come to Hawaii.
     I haven't worn pants in months.
Very similar.

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Haiku #347114

I need to order
     soon since I go away next
month on the 25th.

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Haiku #347115

All of his comments
     present and past prove he is
also a bigot.

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Haiku #347116

Meaning this guy got
     very luckily or more
likely it's a hoax.

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Haiku #187568

I'm sad that it has
     now migrated here to PA.
Hah, how do you mean?

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Haiku #347117

This is the part where
     you follow a trail on dry
ground to the mountain.

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Haiku #187846

Ok so before
     I wrap my own coil I should
get an ohm meter.

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Haiku #347118

What principles or
     outlook do you have beneath
all this involvement?

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Haiku #347120

That's my main concern
     Do you have breast pads? They make
disposable ones!

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Haiku #188118

The Gnu might also
     be hybrid but I'm going
from memory here.

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Haiku #347121

:D Its never just
     one result once our bad run
starts, sadly is it.

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Haiku #188326

Since I stopped looking
     at the clock, my baby has
been much happier.

Score: 0          

Haiku #188469

A lot of the time
     your final product isn't
what you intended.

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Haiku #188750

You're a person who
     is capable of making
changes to your life.

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Haiku #347122

I mean, what the fuck
     were you expecting, a new
patrol area?

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Haiku #347123

i don't think she takes
     any hormones or has had
any surgery.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347124

What matters is what
     your interlocutor (IL)
thinks about the claim.

Score: 0          

Haiku #189232

Blue or red we're all
     American and want what's
best for her. Thanks OP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347125

Focus on the "how
     do you know" and "how could you
find out" type questions.

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Haiku #347126

Either one would be
     okay for the area.
I didn't mean you you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347127

That's a low enough
     wattage as to not damage
the battery pack.

Score: 0          

Haiku #190005

Usually better
     than any American
staff that I have tipped.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347128

That aside... I used
     once, took days to mark as shipped
but the pills were good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347129

Now go fuck yourself.
     Most people that have any
substantial commute.

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Haiku #347130

Someone crashed a tool
     in a way where a new one
would have to be made.

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Haiku #190870

He obviously
     isn't expending any
on you and your son.

Score: 0          

Haiku #191045

But Alternative
     posters can be so diverse
and clever and WEIRD!

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Haiku #191112

Water wells are broke,
     but your hydration goes down
at the speed of light.

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Haiku #347131

Sometimes, on days I'm
     really low on items, I'll
go back after work.

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Haiku #347132

This game has no end
     so don't expect him to be
done anytime soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #191531

Do you think she said
     "The Underground Railroad?" Nope.
A: The KKK.

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Haiku #347133

A ten minute walk
     past Harbor East will get you
to Bagby Pizza.

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Haiku #347134

Yeah, so I don't want
     that, that's why I am asking
my mind what it thinks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #191872

The dialog is
     purely functional and I'd
say realistic.

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Haiku #347135

That's exactly it!
     Now, press on good hunter, *throw
yourself to the wolves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347136

You don't need to cast
     spells to bleed someone, why need
spells to frost someone?

Score: 0          

Haiku #210102

A! U! S! A! U!
     S! A! U! S! A! U! S!
A! U! S! A! U!

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Haiku #347137

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347138

It selected Trump.
     I went back and put Clinton
in because fuck Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347139

There was one guy who
     played for the other team from
the start of the game.

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Haiku #193619

I'm talking about
     another human helping
another human.

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Haiku #193690

It was like hearing
     the teacher say everyone
turn in your projects!

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Haiku #347140

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #193834

Just keep on going
     and you definitely won't
regret it later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #194199

I don't want to see
     Ohio State win a Big
Ten championship.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347141

There's a tom of work
     from home companies hiring
for the holidays.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347142

I'm a moderate
     that commonly leans right on
plenty of issues.

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Haiku #194592

Those were the times when
     racing was for those who were
not afraid to die.

Score: 0          

Haiku #194658

I will wake this world
     up and show it there is still
beauty left in it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #194875

Dehumanizing
     other races out of fear
is still racism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347143

I buy the new air
     and it doesn't feel like I've
bought anything new.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195018

If I go a few
     days without shaving I look
like an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #195254

I am suddenly
     successful in a very
competitive field.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347144

Because of her, I've
     learned to take pride in the things
I enjoy doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347145

U can always try
     the "yo mama" thing and see
how he handles it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #196074

I am registered.
     I did it about a day
before I posted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347146

Sure, it's what I want
     to hear, but what's the downside
I am not seeing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347147

Freshman in college:
     First date ever, first boyfriend
ever (now husband!).

Score: 0          

Haiku #347148

Definitely bummed.
     Thanks for the great tool, it was
great while it lasted!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347149

No wonder you make
     excuses for Avery's
abuse of women.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347150

Bottles may elect
     for short quick passes which might
negate your pass rush.

Score: 0          

Haiku #197308

But the initial
     readers of One Piece did not
have that luxury.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347151

He's ugly, bitter
     and rich, that never works out
well for anyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347152

I believe they would
     not have reached the super bowl
with Alex Smith, yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347153

I need to order
     soon since I go away next
month on the 25th.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347154

These won't get you "Stoned"
     but should help alleviate
your anxiety.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198210

nothing as much fun
     as arguing with family
for the holidays.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347155

He completely won
     the Thomas for Robinson
aspect of this trade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347156

Paul Ryan has more
     in common with Hillary
and Bernie with Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347157

Hey, I found it! -------E
     Strange, I have panic attacks
rather frequently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347158

At least that that point,
     I'd have a car that I can
drive in nice weather.

Score: 0          

Haiku #198897

"You can't air it on
     the TV, but it's Dan if
you must know." "TV?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347159

And we will never,
     ever, ever tell the two
kids what their mom did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199178

Just make a post on
     this thread with the edited
image linked and say.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347160

Meaning people who
     actually can afford these things
agree with me too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347161

Basically the same
     reaction after every
keynote lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199815

[deleted] It seems
     so good it'd almost be
boring to use it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199872

On the plus side, you
     rarely die because repose
and self heals are OP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #199942

That sounds just awful.
     I do have mild hormonal
acne once a month.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347162

Now they can lower
     my absurd ontario
hydro one bills right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347163

In a split second
     you can tell of someone is
attractive or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #200239

I graduated
     from Manchester earlier
this year (and loved it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347164

Wait, seriously?
     I can't change my primary
culture at all now?

Score: 0          

Haiku #200429

Congratulations
     on having the balls for that.
I'd say not really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #200705

I am a Hindu.
     My friends who watched the movie
with me are Hindus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347165

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347166

Can you please tell me
     what the new owners are like?
I never met them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347167

We experienced
     outages as a *city*
for weeks at a time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347168

Its especially neat
     since I can't write by hand or
draw etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347169

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347170

Friends with benefits
     is a real thing and they can
even babysit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347171

But the screen being
     too big means my small hands can't
use it one handed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #202517

She tried multiple
     times to call you on the phone
to talk about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347172

I'd assume who passed
     and who failed will be laid out
in full next chapter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347173

Imagine I am
     in Hell right now, physically,
not symbolically.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347174

The values are not
     necessarily final.
Siege got me with this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347175

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347176

Especially if you
     put a tiny roof over
your half of the wall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347177

Thankfully, Stafford
     has been making them look like
idiots this year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #204403

Easy there, Victor
     Charlie. Eh. Not the exact
point of my comment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347178

I am a social
     worker and this entire
story sounds fishy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347179

Has she had issues
     with addiction or mental
illness in the past?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347180

Who in their right mind
     would like to support a non
rotating format?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347181

As soon as I start
     talking or thinking that's it,
my game falls apart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347182

You intend to lose
     the round but start the next one
with more cards than them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #206289

Even here, you can
     see regional biases
all over the place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #206553

I'll take beautiful
     and incredible sex life
without orgasms.

Score: 0          

Haiku #206658

Yeah, obviously
     opiate analgesics
would be an issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347183

I would like to do
     this the right way as opposed
to the lazy way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347184

I've read the sidebar,
     was just trying to sum it up.
Plus I'm on mobile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347185

They are big ticket
     work (lots of hours) and haven't
been prioritized.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347186

Having a masters
     can open some doors (but it's
not really needed).

Score: 0          

Haiku #347187

As in the can is
     full, but nothing happens when
you try to use it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #208078

[deleted] It was
     very cool, I hadn't been
since I was a kid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #208202

The situation
     with Macs in education
really is weird though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347188

You could also try
     asking for a bodega
or convenience store.

Score: 0          

Haiku #208486

The Grey was better
     than it was originally
marketed to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347189

Like he is, but you're
     supposed to be better than
that, Coley Daddy!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347190

So, say there is some
     kind of Imperial Judge
that could sort it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347191

Yes, there's more crap, but
     that doesn't mean TV is
worse now than it was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347192

Over the next two
     weeks, Burger and the other
six were arrested.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347193

Other than that, there's
     not much difference and they both
have their pros and cons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347194

But you are right most
     probably don't know why but just
do it anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347195

Maybe, if Ruby
     finds a white cloaked skeleton
somewhere in Mistral.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347196

Good thing none of those
     people decide anything
important ever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #210176

Which part of Saudi
     Arabia were you born
in and grew up in?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347197

I loved her, I ain't
     big on children but that's one
I would love to have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #210484

Ouch Sorry I'm just
     imagining Cesaro
in an ivory wig.

Score: 0          

Haiku #210588

I like you. I would
     love to see a Black hole look
like this in Elite!

Score: 0          

Haiku #210798

**Only** bad witches
     are ugly, but not all bad
witches are ugly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347198

Yes. I also feel
     like I'm gonna go crazy
at any moment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347199

Even then they would
     be thrown back a few days or
even hours later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347200

The only people
     to maybe survive would be
those on the oceans.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347201

Oh no, nothing is
     ever done entirely
for good intentions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #211289

Now I gotta go
     find my certified gamer
terrorist ID card.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347202

You can tune that load
     to your liking and shoot what
you want. What is this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347203

Thanks. This was better
     explanation than south parks
[deleted] Ireland.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212337

[deleted] I would
     definitely recommend
against reaching out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212398

I can provide work
     samples and references if
you are interested!

Score: 0          

Haiku #212685

Your implication
     is that I was referencing
the entirety.

Score: 0          

Haiku #212752

Just the name showed up
     as unavailable or
unknown or something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347206

I thought he got lost
     Golden retrievers are great!
I grew up with them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213741

Yeah, elementary
     Islamic education
in theology.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214217

When Marty tried it,
     he was able to be both
fast and accurate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347207

Trump isn't any
     different from Bill Gates and Steve
Jobs in that respect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215618

I'm starting to read
     The First Law trilogy by
Joe Abercrombie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347208

Like all men they try
     and claim our time, resources,
spaces as their own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347210

Pretty much a big
     overhaul of the movement
and combat system.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347211

If the company
     who is ahead starts to slip
up, they'll lose their lead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347212

Under common law
     systems, for example, see
the tort of nuisance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347213

Do you plan on trying
     to change something about them?
Do you trust yourself?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347214

Have you ever picked
     up musical instruments
from a garage sale?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347215

well i sent offer
     for the pin and i got this...
what am i missing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347216

But just enjoying
     open to keep customers
from being angry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347217

I cut it I think
     for the second library
or something like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #217208

I got the other
     two sentences, but this one
is inscrutable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347218

I'm not baptized nor
     part of the Orthodox Church
yet but still use it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347219

[removed] Confirmed You
     forgot the comma after
'said'. God you're stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347220

[removed] This woman
     needs to be more tolerant.
Furry Lives Matter!

Score: 0          

Haiku #217695

Is money even
     worth anything if I can't
purchase food with it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #217848

Obviously he's
     got a lot of things to learn
and improve upon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #253029

Just gotta remove
     that annoying audio
recorder button!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347222

Reporting in from
     Western PA; Trump support is
huge, signs everywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347223

Highly suspicious
     that the word streaming does not
appear anywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347224

Honestly, I don't
     think this is going to be
too big of a deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347225

There is no human
     without gender what the fuck
is that tumbler shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347226

I always wondered
     if any of hers survived.
Thanks for the reply!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347227

I mostly prefer
     the faster songs like Honey
White, Thursday and Sharks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347228

That should really make
     you question what else he has
or could lie about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347229

You just want to know
     how to work on your fading
attraction to him?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347230

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347231

It's a bit windy
     what with all the jokes flying
over peoples' heads.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347232

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347233

If you can't see it,
     you must be an atheist.
You just need more faith.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347234

Our oldest had fears
     about the creatures in his
books coming to life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347235

You have provided
     almost no information
for us to help you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347236

Even if she didn't,
     the friend had to know there would
be fallout from this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #221102

I can post it if
     you want to see him actually
say it lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #221809

She is fantastic!
     I am amazed she hasn't
managed to escape!

Score: 0          

Haiku #221876

[deleted] Why does
     nothing cool like this happen
where I live? Really?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347237

This is one of two
     aspects that is causing you
the drive to break up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222638

No. No. No. No. No.
     No. No. No. No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #222985

And the bear will grow
     old, and the power will fade
as it always does.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223063

Having ideas
     is definitely something
you have to practice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347238

If you did "over
     the years", put it together).
This is more like it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #223194

On a kinda cold
     rainy day with big comfy
blankets and your SO.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347239

I have heard it said
     that being up there is like
being on the Moon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347240

Your nickel plating
     is coming off, that's pretty
normal for these planes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347241

The porn. Its gotten
     so bad I'M ANTS IN MY EYES
JOHNSON I'VE GOT ANTS...

Score: 0          

Haiku #224253

A lion, even
     "toying" with its prey isn't
being malicious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347242

Console already
     has some features from A15, just
not all of them yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224587

But I should probably
     budget for it a little
more reasonably.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347243

This time I'm just trying
     to unlock new characters
when I have the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347244

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347245

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347247

[deleted] Some how
     i get the feeling I can't.
That looks promising.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225279

I think having Bart
     join the crew is a real reach.
This is just silly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #225625

It's used to limit
     competition and control
access to markets.

Score: 0          


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