Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #346978

What is the bad word
     tho Awesome didn't realize that.
Might make the switch now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #151186

It is also sad
     to see Mario 3D World
as low as it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #35135

Turn hilarity
     up to maximum, we need
more hilarity!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346979

And they have an app
     so I can plan out my shop
within my budget.

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Haiku #346980

Never mind **have** it.
     I don't think we even know
how to **define** it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346981

Oh, the real problem
     is these people not working,
let's try to force them.

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Haiku #346982

It's a game changer.
     They will be really nice on
long rides this winter.

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Haiku #151886

And that is?.... Don't be
     shy we all play games naked
My condolences.

Score: 0          

Haiku #152246

Particularly
     during the Enlightenment.
[deleted] Ok.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346983

Then again, it might
     be I'm so glad this turned out
for the best! Okay.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346984

They stop and their door
     open beside where the stairs
to the subway are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #153065

yes, i learned to be
     wary at night long before
i was an adult.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346985

I don't see how or
     where eminent domain fits
into this picture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346986

Men who see the whole
     person, not just the big boobs
or something like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346987

Sorry... Issue on
     mobile, posted the same thing
two times too many!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346989

And the architect
     designed this in three days. Three.
Days. Yeah, and we're right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #153973

Indeed, at this stage,
     it is less morality
and more etiquette.

Score: 0          

Haiku #154041

Cus really, that'd
     work out awesome for Jackie
if that was the case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346990

How much do I need
     to keep studying after
I get my first job?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346991

I have one in town,
     but my Apple Store doesn't
have the watches out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346992

The best part about
     touring is getting to meet
our amazing fans!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346993

but maps vetoes can
     make it easier for good
teams to dominate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346994

Edit: Using priest
     renew, haste did not affect
how much each tick healed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346995

You won't believe how
     easy it is to rank up
by just using a.....

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Haiku #346996

Well there is Bitten
     by Kelley Armstrong but no
mention of moon child.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346997

Maybe the complete
     edition I heard of will
bring in new players.

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Haiku #192227

Your ability
     to react is important
as a defender.

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Haiku #346998

Do you need a fill,
     a repeat, or have it spelled
out phonetically?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346999

Don't let a strange fear
     over "I can only play
the best" limit you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347001

In college I worked
     the morning shift unloading
trucks and stocking shelves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347002

None of their cards are
     good enough to be perceived
as real Magic cards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347003

Some people do that.
     Twitch must've screwed up the clip.
It was fine before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #157435

We have a winner!
     Sadly I'm losing on all
three at the moment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347004

Twitch must've screwed up
     the clip. It was fine before.
I remade it here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #157779

It is possible
     for people to understand
the strengths of each camp.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347005

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347006

And the tax will just
     get passed on to consumers,
how is that progress?

Score: 0          

Haiku #157920

Any idea
     how much food, etc
would be for the trip?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347007

This is such bullshit,
     and it's the butane he was
smoking that killed him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #158180

Ugh. This is going
     to be great for my July
4th bbq.

Score: 0          

Haiku #158202

the country you live
     in is not a personal
matter lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347008

A sad sigh escaped
     his lips before he started
to bandage his thigh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347009

You could try calling
     ahead of time and asking.
This doesn't look good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #159172

I can't remember
     if I just walked home or if
my mom picked me up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347010

Probably because you
     didn't read the title Well what
did you pay for it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #159380

On the other hand,
     my memory is just fine
any other time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347011

Picture quality
     and buffering has been great.
LIKES: Remote feels good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #159862

It's mystery meat
     That was exactly my thought
when I followed it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #159934

I only want light
     gaming so I hoped it would
handle medium.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347012

Carlos Javier
     Hernandez Hernandez. [Yup!
This guy's white for sure!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347013

Like, I'm curious
     how you think this kick back scheme
is going to work...

Score: 0          

Haiku #347014

Also if I had
     the means to visit there I'd
be all over it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347015

It's a joke. who needs
     chemical weapons when you
have fuck all missiles?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347016

That'd probably be
     the most shocking when it comes
to relationships.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347017

As this is the free
     market, there is such a thing
called competition.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347018

I couldn't resist
     kissing my boy's tiny nose
when he was that big.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347019

So what's the problem?
     Great thanks, I'm seriously
looking into that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347020

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #161530

This perception is
     eroding America's
standing in the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #161678

I was referring
     to the link I suggested,
not the CD mount.

Score: 0          

Haiku #161849

LSD is still
     super easy to get up
here in Canada.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347021

I'm not interested
     in chasing your replies, I'm
asking you for it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #162015

What if it's a loose
     belt, mechanical binding,
or overheating?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347022

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347023

If that is the case
     and he is deleting texts
that is suspicious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347024

I tried to update
     content AND refresh data,
neither worked. Oh well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347025

Also, traffic on
     that sub has increased, as you
have probably noticed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347026

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #344310

In a free market
     capital society
you value freedom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347027

Hello, it looks like
     you're trying to ask a question
about halloween.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347028

Ret is god right now,
     and typically a solid
pick for solo play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347029

One of them fucks you
     and helps take care of the kids.
The other doesn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347030

The class rank wasn't
     intended to level up
as fast as it did.

Score: 0          

Haiku #37309

[deleted] I am
     not specifically talking
about anyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347031

It's the unwanted
     randomly sent videos
that Im not into.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347032

Thanks! Nobody knows,
     so any answer would be
pure speculation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347033

They were interested
     because of his previous
wrongful conviction.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347034

That's why turning him
     into a once in a year
star makes the most sense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347035

When you're pale and you
     have pale hair, a big bright shirt
looks ridiculous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347036

Yes. Do I enjoy
     going to a game every
once in awhile? *Yes*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347037

Again, a job is
     NOT anything similar
to having a gun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165496

That's a lot to do
     with Captain America's
own physical strength.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347038

would have been simpler
     just just drive it in forwards
and reverse it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165703

Air is the culprit
     causing the pastries to dry
out throughout the day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347039

If it's for your work
     and you don't plan on gaming
at work it's alright.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166191

He's a nice enough
     lad and it's good to see him
being proactive!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347040

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347041

My father and kids
     have the same, pretty sure I'm
not the only one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347042

However, we still
     have not even remotely
found the easter egg...

Score: 0          

Haiku #347043

[removed] Remember,
     Trump will fight for you harder
than Bernie would have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347044

I'd definitely
     get the insurance then if
you don't use a case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166891

However, I do
     agree that violence is
kind of limiting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347045

We went back and packed
     up camp, I assume he went
back into his van.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347046

It's okay to ask
     for a new therapist if
one isn't working.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347047

I tried to find where
     I read that and the Top Gear
link wasn't working.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347048

If you have any
     openings in the future,
please keep me in mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #167590

Also, it's not like
     the guy you replied to was
citing a roman.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347049

So he's basically
     that pumped up guy at the gym
that can't fight for shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #167926

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347050

In a separate dish
     add cornstarch and water, stir
until consistent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #168279

You definitely
     did the right move in testing
with another sim.

Score: 0          

Haiku #168694

Did you also know
     that he's just being "there" when
people needed him?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347051

Oh well. Here it seems
     that offense and harassment
are being confused.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347052

Bullet To The Head
     just for the special "guest" star
that keeps stopping by!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347053

He arguably
     should've been nominated
for the Selke last year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347054

Plus we get to go
     to games for a decent price
(sorry Canada).

Score: 0          

Haiku #169739

You want to hate on
     Walmart for irrational
reasons, hate away.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347055

Even worse is when
     Trump supporters start calling
Democrats fascists.

Score: 0          

Haiku #170015

The testosterone
     made in your testicles is
not arbitrary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347056

Full Tilt! Pinball Ah,
     in that case they are screwing
their loyal backers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #170432

You're usually SOL
     on newer titles and it's
buggy as all hell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #170505

They have a winning
     or even record against
every other team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347057

Depends on what you
     link with and how much defense
your enemy has.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347058

Everyday he would
     talk English to customers
at my dads business.

Score: 0          

Haiku #171044

I would think it would
     be better, but don't quote me.
How is this legal?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347059

Maybe. Just something
     about being a fraud too.
Smart but not Wells smart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #171249

Make the decision
     to get back up, dust yourself
off, and start again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #171362

4e was sacrilege.
     5e is merely heresy
by comparison.

Score: 0          

Haiku #171404

It's not college, its
     not Alabama vs.
Coastal Florida.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347060

I am not asking
     to rip you or anything,
I love that model!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347061

It's pretty shitty.
     Spent SO long last night learning
each and every fight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347062

Even With your work
     schedule I hope you manage
to get custody.

Score: 0          

Haiku #171869

I remember this.
     One of the few guys Kobe
trusted passing to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #172078

Thanks for doing this!
     Edit: Just reply when you
are ready to trade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347063

I'm actually happy
     that someone I care about
is finding her way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #172351

I would probably go
     out a bit more and be more
social than I was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347064

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347065

I'd probably watch that.
     Although if he died first, I'd
be fine with that too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347067

Fast shipping, decent
     prices, and good quality
and accuracy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173889

Even if someone
     told me to stay off I would
get back on that court.

Score: 0          

Haiku #91448

[deleted] GUAM IS
     THE USA... it is not
another county.

Score: 0          

Haiku #174097

Prices are going
     to increase to match the wage
increase for workers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #174327

i would have broken
     up with her too LOL
why do you say that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347068

Lately, I've noticed
     that performance in games is
not as it should be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #174446

His blue dependence
     is also overstated.
Looks good Gateway drugs?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347069

I suggest it if
     you wanna quit, or if you
want to change things up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347070

In a separate dish
     add cornstarch and water, stir
until consistent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347071

Great if you're a thin
     and fit rider on a track
or in a canyon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347072

*He starts heating up
     the cast iron and begins
to season the steak.

Score: 0          

Haiku #175905

The race results look
     better too with the practice
results taken out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347384

This is why smaller,
     underfunded districts need
athletic programs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347073

Do note that the stat
     is skill effect duration,
not spell duration.

Score: 0          

Haiku #176324

lol me too
     This is true for many games,
but not Blizzard ones.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347074

Guy had two sacks on
     limited snaps and looked great.
why does she need to?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347075

You wrote that *no one*
     has proposed to "shut the door"
to all immigrants.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347076

It's nice not needing
     to tell someone where I am
or what I'm doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347077

And if you ever
     need my help for anything,
feel free to tell me!

Score: 0          

Haiku #210073

U! S! A! U! S!
     A! U! S! A! U! S! A!
U! S! A! U! S!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347078

If your submission
     is original content,
you could win prizes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347079

I understand, but
     that's just more reason to just
yell at them and leave.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347080

That's now how Murder
     House or Cortez worked. Once you
died there, that was it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347081

Right? Didn't they say that?
     Maybe this is different ghost
physics he will be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347082

good analysis
     That'd make it a bit too
easy don't you think?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347083

Do you have any
     or is it just more mouthing
off as usual?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347084

I've heard otherwise
     but nonetheless, it's easy
to do anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347085

I'm black and even
     I, when I saw the run, said
hey, a black punter?

Score: 0          

Haiku #179035

Not being able
     to see my partner ruins
the intimacy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #179103

You poe poe painter.
     Thanks for the shitty drop rate
on Metal Mimics.

Score: 0          

Haiku #179303

lol ray rice
     violence against women
ha HA you got him!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347086

The vex... I don't think
     we know enough to really
truly answer that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347087

Eventually, all
     ascendant hive gain their own
"pocket dimension."

Score: 0          

Haiku #347088

In a separate dish
     add cornstarch and water, stir
until consistent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #179799

[deleted] Probably
     because it's a TV show.
Just giving ya shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347089

I should try, even
     if it would be in english,
i would be happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347090

I don't want to cause
     any other issues by
ignoring this one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #180211

Which happened between
     Pax Britannica and Pax
Americana.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347091

Unless you never
     miss a shot at most ranges
you'll get your ass beat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347092

*Any* Mercy can
     successfully heal nearby
allies constantly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347093

If you want to know
     more about the artists, go
and learn about them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347094

The faster your drill
     the easier it will be
to control the cuts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347095

Don't know what to do"
     is from the James Cameron
"AVATAR" movie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347096

Good luck. Don't forget
     to post the solution, should
you figure it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #180913

His secondary
     goal of protecting money
became primary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #180981

You'll be surprised by
     all the opportunities
that are out there. And!

Score: 0          

Haiku #210079

U! S! A! U! S!
     A! U! S! A! U! S! A!
U! S! A! U! S!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347097

THick thighs to match How
     many Mormons does it take
to change a light bulb?

Score: 0          

Haiku #347098

If I don't have kids
     or never will have kids, why
should I pay for that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #181812

He asked us how did
     we stayed fit, not how to look
like Terminator!

Score: 0          

Haiku #347099

So a girl said she'd
     give me a million dollars
if I marry her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #182276

I suspect it may
     just be a Barca bias
operating here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #182584

OMG, she has
     one of the finest asses
I have ever seen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #192969

but i consider
     the weapon diversity
to be rather poor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347100

Try it out but you
     will lose your soul at the same
time You can actually.

Score: 0          

Haiku #183070

Hard to quantify
     either of those. At this point...
I don't even know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #215020

Our ancestors were
     all from Africa, if you
go far enough back.

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Haiku #183275

I know I was just
     throwing my opinion on
the whole subject in.

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Haiku #347101

I think you really
     humped the gun with that statement.
Edit: jumped, dammit.

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Haiku #218456

It is a long fall.
     Endless, perhaps. Too tired
for hesitation.

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Haiku #183975

Do you even know
     what kind of death the Bible
is talking about?

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Haiku #347102

The same question is
     to all the all sides who want
to be in power.

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Haiku #347103

If you played casual
     before then I think you should
find a different game.

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Haiku #347104

I think it would be
     awesome to see some new masks!
[deleted] I see.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347105

Yea, and the one where
     he's jumping to catch the ball
is Cincinnati.

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Haiku #185851

I have a whole box
     so you could do however
many you want to.

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Haiku #347106

That white people should
     be well versed in reading names
from every culture?

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Haiku #347107

Edit: Funny, "hey
     man" is a friendly term, but
"hey woman" is not.

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Haiku #347108

"Flash mob" and "random"
     are in heavy rotation
in the articles.

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Haiku #347109

If you don't see long
     term potential, you don't see
long term potential.

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Haiku #347110

the prompt in itself
     is ok, the function is
what is causing it.

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Haiku #186823

In the meantime, I'll
     happily take another
bottle of Handy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #347111

Why not? No because
     I don't want people making
my sandwich soggy.

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