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We don't like to be
     informed and don't care enough
to change anything.

You're a big dude, you
     need fuel to make that body
do what it needs to.

Personally I think
     that it's partially correct, but
partially incorrect.

No one can disrupt
     your service unless the source
is shit quality.

I have some free time
     at work today and I am
reading about Zen.

What did these people
     think they were going to get
after the meeting?

Source? There's this new band
     called Nirvana all the kids
are talking about.

A server browser
     in any Halo game would
make it 1000x better.

Yes, but I still blame
     people who complain about
games getting delayed.

If I were your boss
     I'd have you in my office
all day every day.

Yes. The point here is
     that initial investment
isn't a big deal.

Right. So we have no
     confirmation or ACTUAL
FUCKING EVIDENCE.

Plus I'm a Georgia
     fan and I have a super
big man crush on him.

You need to make sure
     the Russian plane is never
there to begin with.

I pray this match is
     really good for all the hand
wringing going on.

I strongly suggest
     you to try it out before
giving it a go.

It works ok, but
     the meat turns out dryer than
when deep fat frying.

'member when Apple
     actually innovated Thank
you for your kind words!

I want my hair up
     because I like how it shows
off my neck and back.

Like doing only
     things they want from you and take
no detours at all.

Fixed again. I don't
     think you understand what "some"
and "most" actually means.

Giving gay people
     the right to get married does
not hurt white people.

Nobody ever
     noticed or said anything
about it to me.

they really could have...
     and you could still use the whole
thing if you're dragging.

Republicans like
     to wait until Election
Day for some reason.

This is nuts added
     ya Ya, lots of this like that.
And guide lines also.

"I am the Living
     Paul. The borders of my life
are drawn for no man.

There's simply nothing
     there to make me think they care.
They're trying to save face.

He is running Storm
     King's Thunder by the book from
my understanding.

the main effect you
     see different between the two
is pass pro for Carr.

My MIL is mostly
     awesome but occasionally
breaks out the crackers.

and you seem pretty
     comfortable resorting
to insults yourself.

I only posted
     what I did because I can't
sort it t all out.

Perfect! I researched.
     It is believed this species
been around that long.

[deleted] maybe
     you should call him up and ask
ah the meta ad.

Why subject yourself
     to a somewhat difficult
zone with poor rewards.

We are still working
     to identify the root
cause of the issue.

[The guys didn't like fruits
     and veggies, so the guys didn't
eat fruits and veggies.

Apparently, there
     is only one way for OP's
boyfriend to propose.

Like I give a fuck.
     Yore the asshole that actually
thinks these points matter.

They train their guide dog
     Uber would be an awesome
stadium sponsor.

It hurts because I've
     either been in the closet
or out and harassed.

I was so loopy,
     I couldn't even pee by
myself, lol!

I've been trying to get
     into more jazz and big bands
like Frank Sinatra.

middle of ocean.
     your worst enemies closet..
You know the basics.

So if your guy's wife
     is anything like me, you
have nothing to fear.

(see what I did there?)
     AS A CUBS FAN, I REJECT
YOUR PROPOSITION.

More on the mild side,
     creamy and definitely
nutty towards the end.

Don't do it. When you're
     on your deathbed, this will be
your biggest regret.

Just because weed is
     safer doesn't mean people
have to like it more.

Can confirm, just lost
     to this in late game despite
all our lanes winning.

Too many choices.
     It's damn overwhelming if
you don't know the tricks.

Yes trump supporters
     generally believe in facts
rather than fiction.

The way she does things
     like this are childish and her
way to push buttons.

You're either being
     very disingenuous
or very naive.

You start off awkward
     but gradually figure out
what the other likes.

Turned to start running
     back and I see our new "friend"
standing there clapping.

He has no problem
     meeting or seeing new young
hot yoga women.

I feel like I need
     to find a new job, I just
don't know where to start.

It's these type people
     that make the world a better
place for everyone.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

I think the pill would
     be a good short to mid term
solution to try.

A single Dragon
     capsule could hold the sample
return vehicle.

I hope I could clear
     up why folks in germany
are outraged by this.

If it does turn out
     to be aliens though I'm
gonna be so hard.

Its parents like you
     that make halloween special
for the little ones!

Plus it might be more
     calming to have her closer
to you in the scarf.

Its very clever,
     Apple charge a premium
for simplicity.

You post the exact
     same wall of text multiple
times, this is sketchy.

I agree with him
     that prize distribution should
not be top heavy.

They get sensitive
     to the shower, my blanket,
my shirt, anything.

You don't have to buy
     any special tools other
than a butter knife.

Travel probably was
     scarce and for Dwarves, sixty years
are not a long time.

The only surprise
     will be if she does manage
to win those states too.

That's odd. Perhaps go
     back in and make sure the flag
didn't reset to true?

Would we be able
     to bring him back this season
for a playoff run.

Especially when you
     consider he's not playing
at his very best.

Seth Millstein? Of course
     not, but it happens enough
to be annoying.

[removed] And soros
     is rarely brought up in news
media as well.

Or maybe only
     pictures of black guys get sent
through the internet?

But with other things
     you have options, leather boots
being one of them.

She has a really
     big Bible in her house, but
never touches it.

Later on she may
     grow up and you maybe will
get better along.

False. Many people
     are oppressed their entire
lives by religion.

To tell an orphan
     that her parents died because
she's a little bitch?

I'm going to be
     finishing up my school stuff
and graduating!

[deleted] What you
     described is devolution,
not evolution.

I'll vote blue party.
     I have no idea what
the red party does.

Yes you already
     told us, Anonymous is
Hitler /sarcasm.

I only ever
     got involved in collecting
on a low level.

his survival should
     be his sole motivation
to improve himself.

I lift heavy shit
     at the gym and put it back
down slowly, guess what?

Good luck. [deleted]
     Immigration visas must
be a bitch to get.

Improving other
     aspects of my life, better
job etc.

Damn, I live in Los
     Angeles and we can buy
liquor everywhere.

Elitist booting
     can really ruin it from
the get go for some.

I've been wondering
     which tag takes priority
over the other.

Democracy is
     not "majority rule" nor
has it ever been.

I have a college
     degree and am studying
to be a teacher.

Not. Alone. Why are
     you qualified for this job?
Thanks for the answer.

The "solution" was
     to set common voting hours
for all areas.

It's amazing how
     such a little change can make
such a big difference.

Unlikely at best.
     So I half agree with you.
[deleted] Go on.

C: Sure! I'll probably
     reopen it tonight or
tomorrow morning.

Is that only when
     the discontinuity
isn't infinite?

Likely not. and like
     I said, written like a true
suburban genius.

The cheat dinner is
     usually on a Tuesday
or Friday evening.

This is how you get
     into it. lol no.
KILL IT WITH WATER!

No, because that is
     genuine education.
They further knowledge.

Whenever someone
     says gritty to me, that's all
I can think about.

I don't want to be
     considered stealing something
that I didn't create.

NOW. I'm an almost
     seventeen year old gal from
Lithuania.

[deleted] This tub
     o' weed has an interesting
story behind it.

Genial. Go Devils!
     I had exact same feeling
about Diablo.

I would be happy
     to participate if you
want to try again.

When it comes to core
     ideology they are
pretty similar.

Oh shit lol
     I get it that totally
went over my head.

Yes it tis' it was
     fucking freezing lol.
It's cold today too.

had he already
     deleted his comment when
you replied to me?

I don't go around
     commenting about shit I'm
not familiar with.

In this example
     alcoholic is not God
he is the human.

If you find any
     decent vegetarian
dishes, let me know.

I've an important
     exam tomorrow after
noon (engineering).

A lot of people
     say conflicting things about
Nakano Broadway.

So entirely
     social and not really based
on anything real.

I had to study
     classical mythology
in junior high school.

MONSTER KILL You can
     do evil to someone strong
who can fight back too.

I'm so excited
     to find out already I'm
going to explode!!

A military
     is a service provided
to all citizens.

Nah jib lol
     Just as nutritious AKA
not nutritious No.

Apologies if
     I sounded condescending.
Not intentional.

The Peruvians
     we met were incredibly
creepy and pushy.

I was too love struck
     to act that day, especially
in a comedy.

I'm quite attractive
     and very into women.
Just not into cows.

Some woman singing
     bridge over troubled water,
Creed, etc.

All this moron has
     done is pretend to know what
he's talking about.

He's a fantastic
     actor, yes, absolutely.
But (spoiler alert!)...

So you, know, maybe
     you shouldn't try to kinda
be rhetorical.

Probably the biggest
     benefit is that it is
power efficient.

Have I ever? No.
     Have I ever found a black
guy attractive? No.

Android is on par
     if not ahead of iOS
in most areas.

Every atheist
     does not represent every
other atheist.

It's the one I use
     for traveling because it has
so many uses.

"Democratically
     operated workplaces
have no hierarchy.

Everyone under
     twenty is apparently
autistic these days.

Now i know how u
     guys in USA feel all
the time lol.

I'm having trouble
     finding any info on
Canadian times.

SO MANY STUPID
     QUESTIONS! And what exactly
made WoW addictive?

I AM SO ANGRY.
     No, not really. You were just
being obnoxious.

I see a billion
     dollar opportunity
waiting to happen.

I drive an auto
     so the manual info
is still new to me.

Open Office is
     the most popular open
source alternative.

The ability
     to type on your computer,
or pluck your eyebrows.

Casa Bonita
     LOL I TOTALLY
FORGOT ABOUT THIS.

[deleted] I can't
     tell if you are joking or
being serious.

He grew up with Jon
     Snow and saw how much it sucks
to be a bastard.

MOXIE. Alas, I'm
     diabetic so it would
have to be diet.

Congratulations!
     Only a concept so far
but it looks so sick.

He only mentions
     HIS reaction to it, not
how the person feels.

I'm going to be
     home all day today and would
gladly talk to you.

So my conclusion
     is, anybody can run
against Atlanta.

lol I felt
     the same way until I saw
Spirited Away.

K I'll be around
     all afternoon and into
the night on and off.

[deleted] Magic
     and Pacers are up there too
in my opinion.

Yes. A cannibal
     eating a cannibal is
still a cannibal.

Yes i recommend
     taking a heroic dose.
It was amazing.

The US has an odd
     culture of political
Christianity.

And after you get
     done plating it, pack it up
and put it away.

Any idea
     what Firestone Walker Maltose
Falcon is pulling?

I was just checking
     to see if anyone else
had posted it yet.

I think Enrique
     will get a bit more leeway
than Martino did.

Indian soldiers
     were remarkably loyal
to the empire.

My apologies.
     Iron Sky is fantastic
as a spoof movie.

Another tip, look
     for promotional deals on
attitude seed bank.

Quality really
     went straight off a cliff after
she got them involved.

Dunno about Mike.
     I wonder what 3d program
that guy was using.

I did finally
     find her AOL account
and got her to quit.

Even then, it pales
     in comparison to what
we can yet attain.

Peter Hitchens is
     just advocating a fair
system of justice.

The controller is
     also under warranty
until then also.

Various other
     venomous and poisonous
plants and animals.

I NEVER depend
     on my team to call missing
in a solo queue.

Sort of interested
     in the Intellectual
Property angle.

Zero. Just did not
     see a single relic OR
data site. Thank you!

Or maybe i just
     don't have anything better
to compare it to.

Eh, its a TV
     show, IF the gun is real it's
undoubtedly staged.

It's okay, I was
     already sitting upside
down on my couch, eh.

i go to online
     school, so this is my daily
routine everyday.

[deleted] Ireland
     is pretty hospitable
to Americans.

Individuals
     are much less likely to do
something barbaric.

Thankfully they don't
     do the annual dinner
in January.

no epileptic
     brain activity even
during its climax.

I mean, good for them.
     But the hypocrisy is
just hilarious.

Everything else gets
     automatically handled
by the computer.

Again, zero proof.
     A B in anatomy
without studying?

He's a physical
     player that wasn't allowed
to play physical.

I seriously
     almost forgot Delaware
even existed.

We both were virgins
     and never were sexual
other than kissing.

So a limited
     asymmetrical conflict
is of use to him.

I'm really hanging
     onto these applications
for some happiness.

Apparently it's
     easier if you practice
in a swimming pool.