Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #345566

I didn't say he was,
     all the signs point to a team
trading for him though.

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Haiku #345567

Like my daughter has
     trouble with what tomorrow
or yesterday means.

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Haiku #345568

Hard to get that point
     across to most people, though.
We'll see what happens!

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Haiku #345569

The fees don't matter
     as much as getting money
into the market.

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Haiku #345570

Well I'd have to find
     4EM males but still a worthwhile
trade if you're willing.

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Haiku #345571

Either way, I've yet
     to have a day where I've ran
out of battery.

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Haiku #345715

Lots of group projects
     tend to list the performing
members as features.

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Haiku #345716

I don't really like
     his art on hats but think it's
great everywhere else.

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Haiku #345717

They aren't even new
     complaints but just the same things
over and over.

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Haiku #345718

Wonderfully sexy.
     Perhaps he is saving them
for later. Full stop!

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Haiku #345719

Trump says that but goes
     out of his way to make sure
no one really knows.

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Haiku #345720

We are still working
     with Sony to determine
where the issue is.

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Haiku #345721

Something similar
     happened where I went to high
school (not in Texas).

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Haiku #345722

When I actually get
     started with some of this stuff,
I'll give that a go.

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Haiku #345723

Not liking that part.
     Are there any connections
to those other words.

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Haiku #345724

Eve is a full game,
     Rigs is a full game (rocket
league is a "full game").

Score: 0          

Haiku #345725

Had a mini binge
     in the morning but managed
to recover. Whew.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345726

He was elected
     and sold the ACA on those
broken promises.

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Haiku #345727

It was a Tuesday
     night I'm sure there wasn't much
going on for them.

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Haiku #345728

Grab your weights and do
     your set somewhere else you fuck.
What makes her special?

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Haiku #345729

It's definitely
     not Sal because it would've
been brought up on air.

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Haiku #345730

My mom is also
     battling cancer and going
through treatment right now.

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Haiku #345731

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345732

the neck tags also
     look bad [removed] Hi, I can
hatch the egg right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345734

It would look cleaner,
     but without that text he's no
longer the same card.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345735

Finish the chapter
     I didn't manage yesterday,
hopefully one more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345736

Makes sense. The Kicker
     is a little slow ramping
up the resistance.

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Haiku #345737

It's a fantastic
     read and well researched, do get
yourself a copy.

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Haiku #345738

The old new jersey
     teams were among the highest
scoring in the league.

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Haiku #345739

Not because you are
     impatient or jealous or
anything like that.

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Haiku #345740

I don't recall how
     many there were last year, but
this seems like double.

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Haiku #345741

But this just means you
     can't build districts in some tiles,
which disabled you.

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Haiku #345742

i am pretty sure
     mam bought the clips so that is
why they can show them.

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Haiku #345743

In the side indeed,
     together with artifact
and enchantment hate.

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Haiku #345744

Isn't there enough
     Lucas shit? Agree, his posts
don't show up for me.

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Haiku #345745

From what I read, you
     can only have one if it's
meant for cooking food.

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Haiku #345746

Capturing context
     and accuracy really
make a costume shine.

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Haiku #345747

You got decent guys
     around him but keep having
injury issues.

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Haiku #345748

I had a solid
     one from Newcastle before.
I'm Australian too!

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Haiku #345749

Well, Black Hammer is
     *technically* a team book, right?
Kinda? It's brilliant.

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Haiku #345750

I hope this is clear.
     Please let me know if I can
provide more info.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345751

I mean, why would they?
     It's easy money. He just
signed an extension.

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Haiku #345752

At two months I was
     still saying things like "you bought
the condoms last time.

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Haiku #345753

There is no limit
     on amount of cash you can
bring out of China.

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Haiku #345754

there are no minions
     around to target, where do
you want it it aim?

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Haiku #345755

Yup, if you attack
     in the pool it will remove
you from "shadow plane".

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Haiku #345756

[removed] Him winning
     the header was the start off
to our goal as well!

Score: 0          

Haiku #345757

"Welcome to the game"
     Some kid entering 11th
grade for the first time.

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Haiku #345758

They usually know
     exactly what they're doing
before they do it.

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Haiku #345759

Your wife, her family,
     and now your stepdaughter look
at you as "the help".

Score: 0          

Haiku #345760

This one, however,
     is noticeably unkind
to the battery.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345761

Broken up into
     five arcs, the second to last
will finish next year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345762

Now more then ever
     we need to work together
for the greater good.

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Haiku #345763

Thing is, protests are
     literally a part of Cal
culture at this point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345764

Classic Texas thing
     to spend more money on sports
than education.

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Haiku #345765

A security
     officer stopped him and asked
what he was holding.

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Haiku #345766

If they don't, those clothes
     are a tax deductible
work expense, at least.

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Haiku #345767

But if you aren't well
     off or able to shake hands,
a degree can help.

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Haiku #345768

I don't really go
     out of my way to seek these
things out either though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345769

Only people you'll
     run into are fisherman,
homeless, or runners.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345770

The Switch is a home
     console first that you can take
with you if you want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345771

was based on the Leave
     result being followed by
triggering A50. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345772

lots of trump support?
     And there Rashad Jennings is
all alone. Poor guy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345773

They are almost forced
     to be narrative driven
which annoys most fans.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345774

I'm not going to,
     I just wonder why someone
would say to do that.

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Haiku #345775

Honestly, I DO
     hope I'm wrong but have to ask..
are you a white guy?

Score: 0          

Haiku #345777

If you want to play
     the console forever you
should buy disc format.

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Haiku #345778

Maybe with a time
     limit and whichever team
has the most gold wins.

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Haiku #345779

A lot of you steal.
     Some of you get caught. It is
your fault if you do.

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Haiku #345780

But I feel as though
     keeping it black and white still
may not be the best!

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Haiku #345781

There have certainly
     been times where I decided
to sleep in, instead.

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Haiku #345782

The sooner you get
     better form the faster you
will make gains in Strength.

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Haiku #345783

Interesting that you
     are uninformed, and that makes
this sketchy to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345784

Really good stuff :D
     [deleted] GOAT Street Fighter
"Then pay with your blood!"

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Haiku #345930

Don't we have the best
     [*insert segmented group here*]
Asking for a friend?

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Haiku #345931

I know it's really
     easy to look at this now
and say what the fuck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345933

Good on you, knowing
     who you are and what you want
out of life. Kudos.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345934

I think he does care.
     I think that hurting her is
the goal. [removed] Yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345935

Then the game started
     normally with you waking up
in the living room.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345936

Not often that you
     get a compliment where o
work so I was shocked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345937

Who knows, they also
     tend to blow out lower tier
teams easily too.

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Haiku #345938

I need some Central
     Market out here. Or even
close to my office.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345939

Congratulations!
     That was a very fair spot
from the lineman though.

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Haiku #345940

There are so many
     different options, here's a good
spot to get started.

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Haiku #345941

My windows PC
     is still running strong but man
I really want it.

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Haiku #345942

I think you will be
     positively ecstatic
with the monitor.

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Haiku #345943

Banana is best,
     But I'll eat the rest, Isn't
Halloween the best???

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Haiku #345944

*sobs* Transparency
     is usually the culprit
for this kind of thing.

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Haiku #345945

I think there is some
     kind of brass playing during
the chorus as well.

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Haiku #345946

Turn the heat off, then
     grab a scrubby sponge that's been
soaked with cool water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345947

The Hundred Thousand
     Kingdoms, the Broken Kingdoms,
and Kingdom of Gods.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345948

If we were a year
     away from Election Day,
I'd listen to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345949

I don't remember
     ever saying that a slow
cooker is useless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345950

Also you create
     shared memories if you try
new things together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345951

So you're telling me
     Andrew Garfield *hates* Mondays
and *loves* lasagna!?

Score: 0          

Haiku #345953

What comeback? Why are
     people spouting this nonsense
all over this thread?

Score: 0          

Haiku #345954

And an assertion
     that is known not to belong
to the government.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345955

Sounds like you make 50-60k
     which is okay but they should
be paying you 80k.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345956

This just looks nicer
     and changes across apps no
use to IT really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345957

I am literally
     advocating compromise,
not us vs. them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345958

Also, who hasn't
     experienced a time when
someone great was gone?

Score: 0          

Haiku #345959

That's a pretty big
     gap and I really don't know
where I'd sit in there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345960

Does anyone know
     when these rewards are going
to be given out?

Score: 0          

Haiku #345961

Get a better case
     with dust filters if you want
to minimize dust.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345962

Thanks for mentioning
     that you could gain free access
through your library.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345963

Either way, OP should
     reexamine whether her
choices are healthy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345964

I'm glad your mom saw
     your point though, and she wasn't
there to stress you out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345965

I was so happy
     that a guild member helped me
with my rotation...

Score: 0          

Haiku #345966

Unfortunately,
     it has been removed by our
moderation team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345967

Agreed, I normally
     prefer when Matt goes alone,
but this guy was great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345968

Fitness to stand trial
     is separate from a mental
illness assessment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345969

Spooky Mormon Hell
     Dream live was *amazing* Yep,
still available.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345970

People responding
     to speech with speech is ultra
PC culture now?

Score: 0          

Haiku #345971

Why should this person
     take on the weight of every
blowhard atheist?

Score: 0          

Haiku #345972

I'm not sure. I am
     curious as to what his
lawyer is thinking...

Score: 0          

Haiku #345973

Some average, some take
     the most recent, and a few
just take the highest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345974

Anything to do
     with Harry Potter would be
pretty obvious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345975

A lot of this sub
     has turned to trash now that it's
become popular.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345976

But I don't think it's
     your looks deterring people.
Are you awkward? Shy?

Score: 0          

Haiku #345977

I am betting no
     more than one unit and no
less than one unit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345978

why don't they ever
     raise the poles, etc
in these challenges?

Score: 0          

Haiku #345979

Add some terrible
     storms now and Halloween is
looking ominous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345980

Here, the only thing
     you need to worry about
really is the rain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345981

The best way to climb
     is to focus on your own
play, not your teammates.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345982

Hell, I lost a match
     yesterday against a team
with no tanks. No. Tanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345983

[removed] Kinda looks
     like santiago, chile,
but a bit smaller.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345984

Spoon remaining rice
     mixture into baking pan.
Arrange ducks on rice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345985

Don't try to defend
     one side over the other.
Everyone slings mud.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345986

God has plans for you,
     even though it may not seem
clear at the moment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345987

It's a PUG, there's no
     need for overtime beyond
stroking your ego.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345988

Thanks again, so much,
     to everyone for coming
over and watching.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345989

Ended up being
     the wrong car and they got some
free service work done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345990

Yeah unfortunate
     that this happened to her, I'm
sorry for her loss.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345991

And this year's flu shot
     "formula" matches the worst
strain going around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345992

It's definitely
     not a pleasure to read, but
that was not the goal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345993

Even though now it's
     not missing him, it's either
neutral or angry.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345994

This was an easter
     egg from last season, between
three and four So what?

Score: 0          

Haiku #345995

The information
     about which cards you'll draw next
is almost useless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345997

Oil industry is
     crashing pretty hard, the state
is going bankrupt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345998

I wish I could keep
     you like that forever, just
covered in my cum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345999

Looks to have the best
     type coverage out of the bunch.
That was my first thought.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346000

Why has everyone
     become so jaded these days?
The crowd is crazy!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346001

We should grab a drink
     or coffee or something next
year before we start!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346148

But most people who
     are "football fans" are very
casual about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346149

I'd been misinformed
     by a magazine I'd first
read about it in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346150

I need the down time
     to work on school and relax,
or play other games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346151

[deleted] He left
     his knife in your back It's not
the money aspect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346152

I am working from
     RO water, though. What do you
expect him to do?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346153

I hope to someday
     conquer my fear! I have Lab.
What trails do you have?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346154

It takes a few more
     seconds to email them, than
to reply to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346155

Been a fan since pound,
     wasn't surprised to see you
do well yesterday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346156

Remove as much air
     as possible, seal, and freeze
for up to three months.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346157

Pack it really well
     to ensure the meatloaf is
firm and not mushy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346158

Electric cars are
     great for city commuting
more than road tripping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346159

I mean, if I am
     on top and bring my pressure
to bear, they can't move.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346160

what else do you need
     that a stall doesn't provide?
fix your underpants?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346161

Split court decisions
     are extremely rare, as are
landmark precedents.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346162

if Tom Ricketts was
     there it would be the Cubs Mount
Rushmore. THAT ONE NIGHT!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346163

I know it happens,
     just hadn't happened to me
yet and it felt weird.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346164

Depends, do you want
     to be skinny fat, or do
you want to be fit?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346165

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346166

Capital ships are
     simply meant to be mobile
field command centers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346167

Yeah should be able
     to find somebody a touch
cheaper I would think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346169

Pink cars don't sell, thus
     OP painted it white. Well you
don't have to be rude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346170

Sanctuary is
     the show you're talking about.
It was super good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346171

I don't think there are
     standards for historical
scholarship at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346172

[deleted] Good points
     and I don't entirely
disagree with you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346173

Ah! Gotcha... but is
     drinking at Dave and Busters
really a big deal?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346174

They really, really
     blew an opportunity
to make an impact.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346175

People grabbing first
     place get a temporary
boat boost??? lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346176

I'll take that advice
     for my future idiot
white teenager son.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346177

Nope, there's no legal
     requirement for one adult
to feed another.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346178

AMEN! The biggest
     issues I saw was they way
the changes were done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346179

DRINK COKE; okay where
     do i pick up my check, oh
shit am I still on?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346180

Saying that labels
     are meaningless brings you back
to the beginning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346181

Still implausible
     as fuck in thirty years but
much more possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346182

If you don't know, why
     even bother responding?
You really that bored?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346183

Because I don't know
     who would be stupid enough
to fuck you three times.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312084

So basically, his
     recruiting ability
is overrated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346184

I'm not the biggest
     fan of football but it did
need a lot of work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346185

It's freaking SCARY
     but I know it's important.
More power to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346186

Find out what it was
     that made you want it and go
back to chasing that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346187

*deeply embarrassed*
     Thank you. :D [deleted] No
longer called the Air.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346188

Goodbye *coughs* will give
     student discounts to people
Jeez, that's scary. Yes!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346189

Fuck the haters, if
     Seattle gets a team back
we all good brother.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346191

It's much easier
     to digest IMO it's not
worth it to turn them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346192

it's in the manga
     This looks like a submission
from a blocked domain!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346193

If you went any
     larger, I think they might start
to look comical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346194

Literally every
     shooter I've played back to N64
has been legacy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346195

[deleted] i was
     wrong, you would be better off
in the wilderness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346196

You could get a job
     that involves consistently
planning new ventures.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346197

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346198

I was planning on
     buying it on Friday when
I get my paycheck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346199

Feels good man. My brain
     was saying "Cool Interchange"
and then I was like...

Score: 0          

Haiku #346200

He's shedding light on
     what informed voters have known
for a long time. Huge?

Score: 0          

Haiku #346201

Roosevelt Coffee
     and Upper Cup are both great
(and near each other).

Score: 0          

Haiku #346202

Hey it's me, your friend.
     The news keeps getting sweeter
for this area!

Score: 0          

Haiku #346203

You know what they call
     attorneys that barely pass
the bar? Counselor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346204

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346205

He trips and falls way
     too often, but he's patient
and has good vision.

Score: 0          

Haiku #346206

We don't like to be
     informed and don't care enough
to change anything.

Score: 0          


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