Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #210676

Apparently it's
     easier if you practice
in a swimming pool.

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Haiku #210814

I think he came out
     in another Twilight Zone
episode as well.

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Haiku #211649

I cannot see how
     to make a multi, do you
have a how to link?

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Haiku #212268

I agree, after
     that part the story started
to lose relevance.

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Haiku #212684

This is beautiful
     Cook chinese food, use season
packs as desired.

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Haiku #213385

Do you have any
     kid friendly cafe places
in your area?

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Haiku #215662

Louie Simmons has
     some of his lifters hit rows
up to 4x a week.

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Haiku #216496

The comic also
     reminds me of another
customer we had.

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Haiku #217549

I like it a lot.
     I like my coffee the way
I like my women!

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Haiku #217745

was gonna say like
     boo but boobs always better
in any context.

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Haiku #217815

Now it means when you
     interact with others you
can focus on them.

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Haiku #218849

[deleted] I gave
     you notice ahead of time
on yesterday's thread.

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Haiku #220067

A category
     is certainly not a set
with a relation.

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Haiku #221622

Fund dedicated
     to expel Justin Bieber
from the USA.

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Haiku #222278

oddly that happened
     to my car in a city
in california.

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Haiku #224535

"Civil Discourse" does
     not involve sexually
abusing children.

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Haiku #225155

The daughter is just
     angry at the wrong person
in my opinion.

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Haiku #225228

Woman talks about
     experience X, Man claims
X doesn't happen.

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Haiku #225708

You also don't seem
     overly dedicated
to join the Marines.

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Haiku #226055

Yeah I ended up
     answering my own question
with a few searches.

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Haiku #226817

However I don't
     want their decisions making
my life difficult.

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Haiku #226954

Good for you I won't
     rest until that bee is bathed
in a sea of fire.

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Haiku #227230

It's not the votes on
     images and galleries
I'm talking about.

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Haiku #227892

Ask security
     to show you the museum
on the mezzanine.

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Haiku #228408

I'm not arguing
     for a libertarian
wonderland either.

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Haiku #229047

It's the most densely
     populated area
in NE Ohio.

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Haiku #229306

-Russell Dalrymple
     I only watched Seattle
Dallas this weekend.

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Haiku #236805

The VAT applied is
     for the buyer countries VAT,
and not the seller.

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Haiku #237986

[deleted] Miss Fame
     did Transformations prior
to S7. PM where?

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Haiku #238137

As you said, any
     number higher than zero
is a tragedy.

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Haiku #238552

A lot of that may
     depend on geographic
location for him.

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Haiku #239649

If the Patriots
     essentially got a new
Brady? Freddy Pants!

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Haiku #240205

Just leave me alone!
     I don't care about sharing
my technology!

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Haiku #292336

Intellectuals?
     Radical? He has nothing
in common with me.

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Haiku #293155

That energy is
     then dissipated into
heat etc.

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Haiku #293738

The professors are
     also amazing, and are
all very helpful.

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Haiku #294960

I know it is dull
     and inglorious, but such
is reality.

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Haiku #295175

Single Player is
     terribly easy, boring,
with shitty writing.

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Haiku #295736

Amazing. As good
     as the original, if
not even better.

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Haiku #296281

I really just hope
     the final release date is
announced, honestly.

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Haiku #297812

There is nothing you
     can do but learn a very
important lesson.

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Haiku #298097

Just give everyone
     on your social media
accounts a heads up.

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Haiku #298368

This was the first time
     you guys actually stuck around
for a fight in weeks...

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Haiku #298855

A product can be
     perfect and detrimental
to a company.

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Haiku #299351

He's even older
     now since this video was
made a year ago.

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Haiku #300177

MiT (and some others?)
     have offered such services
for many years now.

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Haiku #300246

The incubation
     period can be a few
days or a few months.

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Haiku #300801

Hopefully it does
     well and doesn't get cancelled
after one season.

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Haiku #301498

Lost is very much
     about the journey and not
the destination.

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Haiku #301601

Our military
     has a very specific
mission requirement.

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Haiku #301703

[removed] First off you
     need to decide if you want
to invest or trade.

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Haiku #302798

Interestingly,
     this is a relatively
new development.

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Haiku #303868

Women are only
     as good as society
allows them to be.

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Haiku #304970

The burden of proof
     is substantially lower
if it helps Bernie.

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Haiku #306499

"I know my brother
     dreamed of a day when the old
order was restored.

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Haiku #306628

Shut up already.
     Toronto is a very
expensive city.

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Haiku #306915

*He sits in the stands
     and gives you a thumbs up* Kick
his ass Alyssa!

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Haiku #308373

A really solid
     idea built off the Grasp
farming taking place.

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Haiku #308581

For the second part,
     CD4+ T cells do not bind
to bacteria.

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Haiku #308646

Honestly after
     watching some film this kid could
be a superstar.

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Haiku #309272

Could go technical
     with guys like Thatcher, but great
when going hardcore.

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Haiku #309829

I saw one trailer
     for it in a cinema
after its release.

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Haiku #311632

Anyone against
     abortion should be prepared
to adopt a child.

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Haiku #311907

(Lol, okay)
     "Fuck..." *You could leave d4 as long
as you finish it.

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Haiku #312254

There is no knowledge
     yet as to what will happen.
Just speculation.

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Haiku #312377

Not too far to go
     Very unreliable
and inconsistent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313113

Using binary
     also is also used by
computing logic.

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Haiku #315577

Some cars have this now.
     Baby seats are beginning
to get them as well.

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Haiku #315794

Yes, exactly Los
     Angeles reporting in,
it's just as bad here.

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Haiku #316911

Really shows off how
     versatile Leonardo
DiCaprio is.

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Haiku #318532

W: Huh? M:
     Just put "Magic." W:
I'll just put "Magic."

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Haiku #319196

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #319668

[deleted] Do you
     read every comment? Simple.
The anus tasters.

Score: 0          

Haiku #319785

You genuinely
     have no idea what you
are talking about.

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Haiku #320086

Edit: If my goal
     for the night is to get laid,
I go to a bar.

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Haiku #320993

This officers had
     everything under control
during the arrest.

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Haiku #322025

Hopefully we get
     some folks from Columbia
and Florence as well.

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Haiku #322231

But after I hit
     myself, my body started
going into shock.

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Haiku #322519

It slowly regained
     normalcy but it really
left an impression.

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Haiku #322924

Dude was *not* happy.
     That may be but the second
one is clearly worse.

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Haiku #323087

Tipping the movers
     nice and them inviting us
to a BBQ.

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Haiku #323480

It is the exact
     reason why people avoid
Early Access games.

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Haiku #324311

i don't think people
     are realizing that it is
OP in the screen shot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #325492

[deleted] Good point.
     But spoiler and spoiler when
he went to spoiler.

Score: 0          

Haiku #325770

Still that doesn't make
     your OS less of a preview
for developers.

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Haiku #325937

I firmly believe
     brisket is the ultimate
form of BBQ.

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Haiku #326173

Any specific
     questions on either finance
or economics?

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Haiku #326673

I hit my own chest.
     I felt only agony.
Melodramatic?

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Haiku #326927

I'm reeling. Also,
     anyone need a roommate?
Lol. Kinda.

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Haiku #327164

If you want a bit
     nicer Nom Wah is open
for dinner as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #327303

Use only M, F
     or W, T, and R
for tagging gender.

Score: 0          

Haiku #327976

[deleted] It would
     be amazing to see on
the screen. I want it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #328087

I'm in the New York
     city USA metro
area and yeah.

Score: 0          

Haiku #328667

Giant fan here, who
     has seen Whitten own us his
entire career.

Score: 0          

Haiku #328804

That attack roll must
     meet or exceed the Armor
Class of the target.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330256

PM for the link.
     EDIT: My computer just
completely shit out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #330393

[deleted] Oh man.
     Oh man oh man. I can ask
for competency.

Score: 0          

Haiku #331935

They are actively
     aiding ISIS in taking
over Syria.

Score: 0          

Haiku #333578

Your body of course
     going to expend fat stores
on a deficit.

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Haiku #335511

I would suggest you
     to include what your channel
is mainly about.

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Haiku #335646

He was escorted
     to another area.
Fantastic essay.

Score: 0          

Haiku #336687

Plan to go in May
     though and super excited
to be back up there.

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Haiku #336782

no idea, I'm
     only sharing an offer
i found to be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337244

And just go in there
     and organize it without
saying anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337661

Most places only
     require a two year degree
in applied Science.

Score: 0          

Haiku #337937

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338283

The trip back down is
     really easy tho, it was
worth it for the view.

Score: 0          

Haiku #338703

Women are people
     with flaws and anxieties.
This is also true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348467

Excluding Sauvage
     considering it is more
so a year round scent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #348748

Postal inspectors
     and federal authorities
would love to see this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #206101

Unfortunately,
     I have to hit 'A' to skip
ads, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #235

I'm a big Yahoo
     fan, but this is exactly
what they are saying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #837

A political
     opinion is anything
about policy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1061

But obviously
     homosexuals often
have children as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1281

However, the room
     graphics were innovative
and fascinating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #2262

It has everything
     to do with mutual love
and dedication.

Score: 0          

Haiku #2991

did u have any
     relation to the victim
or the criminal?

Score: 0          

Haiku #3803

Mars has eyelashes.
     The hussy. ...not so sure its
about the money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #4559

Anybody see
     any of this stimulus
money locally?

Score: 0          

Haiku #4842

I would say I'm on
     the high end of average, or
the low end of good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #5399

All this ethical
     bullshit is holding back some
really great prospects.

Score: 0          

Haiku #6508

If you have any
     evidence, the onus is
on you to show it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #7902

That's ok, I didn't
     provide any arguments,
just an opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #8170

People are going
     to be lucky if they get
back what the put in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #9658

[deleted] I like
     how any corundum not
red is sapphire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #10193

I am secretly
     in lust with the director,
Miranda July.

Score: 0          

Haiku #10695

This is, however,
     amongst any radical
fringe, often the case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #12080

traffic entering
     yields to traffic already
in the rotary.

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Haiku #12421

I think most people
     were genuinely shocked when
those photos came out.

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Haiku #12634

However, do not
     be soo easily swayed one
way or the other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13116

You seem intent on
     being an insulting lout.
Hitler. I said it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #13185

Because you're going
     to die anyway within
the next century.

Score: 0          

Haiku #14227

I always figured
     I was just stretching set o
relaxing music.

Score: 0          

Haiku #14378

I go to Boston
     University and it's
on the main phone list.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15532

We do. Well, other
     than Liberia, Burma,
and the USA.

Score: 0          

Haiku #15614

Get out of my head
     so no to bethesda but
yes to arcanum?

Score: 0          

Haiku #17213

Just try and focus
     on work, exercise, and go
on walks just to think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17792

They are cheated by
     the myth of Obama not
the reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #17955

Jesus is losing
     his ability to put
asses in the seats.

Score: 0          

Haiku #18034

Stay classy, alec.
     Typo in title, never
getting anywhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #18868

It doesn't matter
     if it was a cover or
not, he said that line.

Score: 0          

Haiku #20040

This is a growing
     epidemic all across
North america.

Score: 0          

Haiku #20746

Not really. I know
     many feminists that strive
for equality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #21718

Personality?
     If you don't interview well
you stay unemployed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #23805

Yep, the Fascists did
     win the war and they're sitting
on capital hill!

Score: 0          

Haiku #24153

I think its easy
     to argue if you don't know
how the market works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #24367

I'm not in any
     hurry to decide the next
few years of my life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #24483

Ok, maybe not
     the best example, but you
get the idea.

Score: 0          

Haiku #24779

There's bound to be some
     derelict industrial
arena somewhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #25323

we have other stores
     available that may not
cause so much trauma.

Score: 0          

Haiku #25531

Yea. Some of the songs
     he had about eugenics
were pretty fucked up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #25668

[deleted] I find
     if I have more pedals than
feet I get confused.

Score: 0          

Haiku #25806

And consequently,
     the Constitution would be
better protected.

Score: 0          

Haiku #26577

WHY IS THAT YOU ARE
     NOTABLE ELECT THIS MAN
AS YOUR PRESIDENT?

Score: 0          

Haiku #26994

Don't forget the big
     picture here is land bases,
and carrier fleets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #27132

Every penny paid
     to a soldier is taken
from a citizen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #27477

he did it did while
     he was the temporary
coach when bowden left.

Score: 0          

Haiku #28308

No one has been more
     entertained by this or seen
more of it than me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #28864

I blew this other
     dude off as soon as he said
yes, apparently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #29022

You are comparing
     homosexuality
to pedophilia?

Score: 0          

Haiku #29701

Do you want to surf?
     Animation! Do you want
to use waterfall?

Score: 0          

Haiku #30072

The universe is
     contingent, impossible,
or necessary.

Score: 0          

Haiku #30205

Only recently
     have I truly decided
to commit to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #30611

I find that giving
     back to the community
is always the best.

Score: 0          

Haiku #32076

Oh, good idea!
     [deleted] No, moon is just
English for Luna.

Score: 0          

Haiku #32283

Immediately.
     My husband opened a roth
ira in his name.

Score: 0          

Haiku #33049

Tilly has the same
     face as the Aussie we had
when I was a kid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #33949

So going only
     one base seems mostly crazy.
Can you elaborate?

Score: 0          

Haiku #34090

The diabetes
     I contracted from reading
this was well worth it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #34155

I LOVE the sunken
     seating though, pretty cool Thank
you for your service.

Score: 0          

Haiku #36236

No clips online yet.
     It releases in early
August on demand.

Score: 0          

Haiku #36322

I have no reason
     for it and no idea
how to explain it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #36959

Which one's do you want?
     Edit: oh and 5th or
4th gen?

Score: 0          

Haiku #37217

The ability
     to see both sides of the fence
is truly a gift.

Score: 0          

Haiku #37279

Secondly, do you
     have any good resources
for learning Ruby?

Score: 0          

Haiku #38977

their ability
     to block out evidence is
amazing really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #39305

Did Muhammad leap
     into heaven from a rock
in Jerusalem?

Score: 0          

Haiku #39652

Living like a true
     Bear Islander. I envy
your courage kinsman.

Score: 0          

Haiku #39721

[deleted] I will
     very readily say Chris
Paul, and by a mile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #44207

Also, life seems less
     valuable if it goes on
for eternity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #45247

Spending mainly on
     consumable goods doesn't
help in the long run.

Score: 0          

Haiku #45602

I suppose it won't
     hurt to get the imaging,
etc done.

Score: 0          

Haiku #45877

I swear, I don't see
     how California is still
apart of the US.

Score: 0          

Haiku #46285

Try to find a duck
     hunting organization
in your area.

Score: 0          

Haiku #153144

Do they need to tell
     you that its before taxes
and alimony?

Score: 0          

Haiku #153346

He's a teenager.
     You did beyond stupid things
as a teenager.

Score: 0          

Haiku #153492

Every upkeep, does
     progenitor generate
another mimic?

Score: 0          

Haiku #187792

Maybe Exactly.
     Living has zero to do
with male approval.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155851

And the models are
     very European (think
Bel Ami but girls.)

Score: 0          

Haiku #156126

The monitors had
     one color, usually green
but sometimes amber.

Score: 0          

Haiku #157097

Maybe to you or
     others it doesn't taste good
but I disagree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #134894

*AGGRESSIVELY PICKS
     NOSE* Cant wait to see the press
conference with jimmy.

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Haiku #157160

Latina. Lube up
     if you intend to have sex
with a Latino.

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Haiku #157985

Are you suggesting
     that he be reworked with new
abilities then?

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Haiku #158333

[citation needed]
     EDIT: Huh, looks like it was
properly cited!

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Haiku #158402

I'm so not posting
     that in here [deleted] Thanks
for the responses.

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Haiku #158469

So at least we can
     try to keep those tea party
nuts out of office.

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Haiku #158749

If the client goes
     so far as to ask me out,
I simply decline.

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Haiku #158961

Thanks for waiting up
     til I was available.
Enjoy the shiny!

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Haiku #160069

No, because orbit
     is just a constant falling
around an object.

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Haiku #160624

Texas Forever
     Acquisitions mandated
by a court order?

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