Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #335318

Some of the three best
     things for nation not to be
in my opinion.

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Haiku #335319

Make snow angels. "Rest
     in peace you lovely land" That's
gold means the same thing.

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Haiku #335320

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #335321

Bomb Doge easily
     Id actually rather he not
be identified.

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Haiku #335322

Is the work too hard
     for the children since they were
not taught well in K?

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Haiku #335323

Was pretty impressed
     with Troy Hill especially just
being thrown in there.

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Haiku #335324

Ill talk more later
     when I get done with a test.
At least he got paid.

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Haiku #335325

Actually I even
     said I did, so not sure what
you are getting at.

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Haiku #335326

Some cross tolerance
     cause GABA That was a great
strip by Norman, though.

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Haiku #335327

yes, trump (and others
     I'm sure) hire audiences
to fill up a room.

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Haiku #335328

I rarely get them
     from drops, I've gotten my few
from just trading though.

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Haiku #335329

I'm a big gamer
     and I hope to be doing
this when I'm her age.

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Haiku #335330

She's a virgin, no
     girl wants to get fucked doggy
style on their first time.

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Haiku #335331

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #335332

After what has been
     published on him, Rooney has
no friends anymore.

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Haiku #335333

I honestly don't
     understand what this comment
is supposed to mean.

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Haiku #335334

Sounds like a clever
     way to bring in some fresh meat
for the player base.

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Haiku #335335

It's really something!
     I wish my brothers would come
here and read this stuff.

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Haiku #335336

*His other hand ran
     through her platinum waves, probably
fussing up the hair.

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Haiku #335337

Not sure how they dodged
     that [deleted] Probably some
socialist country.

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Haiku #335338

The people at White
     Fox Studios must have seen
this coming Will do!

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Haiku #335340

And yet a driver
     will not get such protection.
Wow that's awful man.

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Haiku #335341

Four others have their
     own standards can you explain
to me how this works?

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Haiku #335342

The sooner you get
     help, the easier it will
be to handle it.

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Haiku #335343

I take up the slack
     in the line until it is
tight across the hole.

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Haiku #335344

I bought her better
     bitter butter batter I'm
going against him.

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Haiku #335345

I hate garbage time.
     I have a Belkin cable
with the same issue.

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Haiku #335346

So he has a choice
     between hypothetical
death and certain death.

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Haiku #335347

I would certainly
     give in. Rock paper scissors.
Falcons Saints Raiders.

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Haiku #335348

Oh, the irony
     if the child named Boy grows up
to be transgender.

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Haiku #335349

Electricity
     was described by the ancients
as a type of fire.

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Haiku #335350

I might be, no one
     really knows. Be skeptical.
Question everything.

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Haiku #335351

What I'm interested
     in is the bigger picture
stuff like you mention.

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Haiku #335352

Unfortunately,
     there's no thesaurus nifty
extension like that.

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Haiku #335353

Proud of the guys. ~~Please
     make a pic of that~~ I mean
Captain Janeway though?

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Haiku #335354

*Emily, with her
     kitten at her heels, showed up
about right on time.

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Haiku #335355

I GET feeling like
     there is no hope (there WAS no
hope with my own wife).

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Haiku #335356

Now we wait to see
     what happens on the other
side of the bracket.

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Haiku #335357

Grain alcohol is
     corn meal and bottled water
cooked in campfire.

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Haiku #335358

In my opinion
     the most labour intensive
product of the game.

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Haiku #335359

I mean yes, you would
     have to be pretty damn drunk
to enjoy that one.

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Haiku #335360

Bread, pasta and rice
     are generally no longer
worth the calories.

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Haiku #335361

Only one doctor
     ever actually found any
evidence of this.

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Haiku #335362

So his character
     gets extra Fate bonuses
to make up for it.

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Haiku #335501

It doesn't reveal
     much other than our crow bro
actually being male.

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Haiku #335502

Amazing catch though.
     The distance he ran to grab
that ball was insane.

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Haiku #335503

The distance he ran
     to grab that ball was insane.
Total props to him.

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Haiku #335504

I have bought and thrown
     away dozens of work boots
in my younger days.

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Haiku #335505

Edit: Got my facts
     wrong (watched too many Spanish
network gossip shows).

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Haiku #335506

We're going to need
     much better than obama
care to cover that.

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Haiku #335507

-Anthony Weiner
     Sorry, I didn't see this soon
enough, it got sniped.

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Haiku #335508

Apparently some
     odd person really hates our
conversation here?

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Haiku #335509

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #335510

unless somebody's
     still mad about Aeneas'
hit on Trent Edwards.

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Haiku #335512

The monitors were
     also more straight on in front,
and closer to me.

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Haiku #335513

Surprised your man didn't
     just want you to blow him all
the time! REPORTED.

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Haiku #335514

I already got
     all the rewards for it. Hey!
What are you up to?

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Haiku #335515

He says their pilots
     often fly to Italy
just to get pizza.

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Haiku #335516

Most memorable
     quote was Butters saying "That's
how the world works now.

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Haiku #335517

And I think this song
     is a grower, people will
like it more and more.

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Haiku #335518

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #335519

But, like, I wanna
     know if you can get away
with a name like that.

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Haiku #335520

order corn if you
     want it to be snappy, then
get the retina.

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Haiku #335521

They're hiring because
     the previous employees
were eaten by bears.

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Haiku #335522

The marine will just
     crush him with his bare hands through
superior strength.

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Haiku #335523

I uh, I think its
     legal as long as there's no
real money transfer?

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Haiku #335524

Sorry but I don't
     get imaginary points
for being a mod.

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Haiku #335525

Not sure but this keeps
     happening so there has to be
something that I like.

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Haiku #335526

Astronomers tend
     to share this humility
when facing the void.

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Haiku #335527

Mittens are warmer
     than gloves but will prevent you
from doing most things.

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Haiku #335528

I've never worn one
     myself though. Source for all tips:
Am Canadian.

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Haiku #335529

Plus the thing has been
     ticking forever and shows
no sign of stopping!

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Haiku #335530

Can't really affect
     the world, for good or ill, when
you're irrelevant.

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Haiku #335531

Now we are talking
     not about the brain itself,
but the thinking mind.

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Haiku #335532

I'm going to tell
     you something that hopefully
you will take to heart.

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Haiku #335533

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

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Haiku #335534

I myself happen
     to be an expert in that.
So I questioned him.

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Haiku #335535

When you're little, you
     pretty much grew to enjoy
what your parents watched.

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Haiku #335536

Relieved to know I'm
     not the only one who is
having issues, though.

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Haiku #335537

It was here the whole
     time, just sitting on the floor"
When did you find it?

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Haiku #335538

So move to Boston.
     Boston won't disappointed.
Take my word for it.

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Haiku #335539

Artistic cutting
     with a sterile scalpel (do
some research on this.

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Haiku #335540

it's nice cause I don't
     have to text my friends that I'm
at their house, they know.

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Haiku #335541

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #335542

That smaller vessel
     is pretty goddamn large Right.
Forgot about that.

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Haiku #335543

Makes me wish other
     games, Sly Cooper Trilogy,
used a dual cart too.

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Haiku #335544

I can't believe I'm
     saying this, but... Go Yankees!
Go Red Sox! Go Twins!

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Haiku #335545

He picks the fox up
     and lays him out on his back.
He checks for a pulse.

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Haiku #335546

Distributed State
     Conductor? Digital Sperm
Concatenation?

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Haiku #335547

Has a few settings,
     so can go from very dim
to let there be light.

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Haiku #335548

Granted, she's so much
     bigger than little Ramsay
that she probably could...

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Haiku #335549

I got it confused
     with something else, college is
messing with my brain.

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Haiku #335550

I felt horrible.
     Can you imagine knowing
you broke a child's arm?

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Haiku #335551

Afterall, a slave
     to desires can never
create anything.

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Haiku #335552

He clearly had been
     drinking, most likely in class
mixed with his soda.

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Haiku #335553

Here we go. At our
     main office we have only
binary restrooms.

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Haiku #335554

Maybe they shouldn't
     be bragging about how much
cheaper it is then.

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Haiku #335555

Heat setting plastic
     will not be easy for all
the reasons mentioned.

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Haiku #335556

I'll never forget
     the deep balls that went a good
five yards out of bounds.

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Haiku #335557

can confirm I will
     definitely look into
getting a copy.

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Haiku #335558

can you ban me from
     this sub so i can never
visit it again?

Score: 0          

Haiku #335559

Corruption. That's why.
     This is totally normal
during recovery.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335560

Happens mostly just
     kids, but adults can also
be thrown into this.

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Haiku #335561

On the bottom left
     if My Home for me it says
download manager.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335562

Position yourself
     for grad school if you're super
worried about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335563

Uh... but you can. Like,
     I literally have an app
that lets me do that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335564

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335565

However I don't
     see that property going
up in value much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335566

It's easy unless
     there is void burn going on.
Can someone please help?

Score: 0          

Haiku #335567

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335568

Plus I need them black
     (which I mean, it wouldn't be
too hard to dye though).

Score: 0          

Haiku #335569

into trying to fix
     my parents, and I have yet
to be successful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335571

Thought this might be worth
     mentioning in case someone
else sees other bugs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335572

Next season will be
     nine episodes, and they'll all
be released at once.

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Haiku #335712

I'm just fairly bad
     at differentiating
80's kid from born I.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335713

He: "I said COUP" She:
     "Something's coming" He: "WHOM?" She:
"It's coming closer."

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Haiku #335714

As in the tissue
     is so fucked it lost pigment
or something like that.

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Haiku #335715

I know what you meant.
     The case in the video
isn't 3D printed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335716

You said, "I really
     enjoyed the coding process
and actually liked it".

Score: 0          

Haiku #335717

hey you think you could
     hook me up with that trap queen
It's standard dating.

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Haiku #335718

It turned out awesome!
     Now I just need ideas
for the next cover.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335719

[deleted] I main
     Marth, so I'll tell you what tends
to work against me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335720

This, Uh, is just, uh,
     really annoying, uh, to,
uh, listen to. uh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335721

Bike lanes in door zones
     are an attractive nuisance,
and need to be fixed.

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Haiku #335722

Just saw your comment.
     There is alot of content
that you can solo.

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Haiku #335723

That's just my two cents
     though, feel free to disagree
You might like this one!

Score: 0          

Haiku #335724

Hey we get to face
     the Sacramento River
Cats! Don't be so sure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335725

This is a really
     bad example, not sure where
you're going with this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335726

Good idea man,
     can't understand why I didn't
think of it before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335727

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335728

I know people who
     are into this "christ centered
energy healing".

Score: 0          

Haiku #335729

Not just teacher's pets
     or sycophantic stalkers,
but ask for advice.

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Haiku #335730

That would be Orcas.
     They're the apex. They prey on
these guys like sushi.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335731

It depends. When times
     were good, even the peasants
had plenty of food.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335732

In what world do you
     live in where your issue seems
remotely normal?

Score: 0          

Haiku #335733

Most likely speeding.
     price of pepe They must be
real then, do they sag?

Score: 0          

Haiku #335734

I highly doubt it's
     on Tv there anyway.
I have black loopers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335735

I'd say most people
     who actually *knew* what it was
wouldn't support it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335736

Having no care if
     there is a God or not is
being Agnostic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335737

As long as the bounce
     is even, the pitch is fine.
It's called "world building".

Score: 0          

Haiku #335738

Good friends, too! I just
     happen to get my trip on
quite regularly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335739

Having project fi
     basically does all of this.
It works flawlessly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335740

I have a pretty
     good track record of being
right about these things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335741

Primarily roads,
     but ports, airports, and highways.
Second: fix tax codes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335742

Plus, I'm not really
     doing anything major
with it at this point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335743

"The Wedding" week where
     we all finally lost our
minds for the first time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335744

There is no such thing
     as doing a good job, just
doing a bad job.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335745

Cat. I'm an Asian...
     Kinda feel like he is just
playing a weirdo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335746

No wonder the game
     is so fucked right now. F yeah.
Falafel and Grill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335747

I would in almost
     all situations keep him
in case Bell went down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335748

and the crowd goes wild
     The good news is they left some
merchandise behind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335749

I bought a small deep
     fryer and made my own fries
and thousand island.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335750

Their incentive should
     be that they want to help out
disabled people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335751

So will they riot
     against the rioter who
killed a rioter?

Score: 0          

Haiku #335752

That is why it is
     not being skipped over by
the news. Can confirm.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335753

I wish I had talked
     to you a few hours ago
This is amazing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335754

Dance with the Devil-
     Immortal Technique This is
completely absurd.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335755

Also in China
     there was no mandatory
pledge of allegiance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335756

Looks very natural,
     like you could really stumble
on this in Fallout.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335757

I'll start setting up
     the traps, don't want any Grimm
sneaking up on us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335758

Ball hog But if you
     install it after the air
lock you should be good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335759

Holy moly it'll
     be even worse with the leaks
one can imagine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335760

Lol they were
     preyed upon because they weren't
taking precautions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335761

Holy shit! A mod
     I don't despise! Could you please
mod all of my subs?

Score: 0          

Haiku #335762

He was a senior
     rescue so I don't know how
old he really was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335763

It really depends
     on the product and business
you are working in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335764

"We cannot and will
     not allow terrorism
to prevail," she said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335765

The phrasing makes me
     think Board of Advisors if
not company board.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335766

Hoping somebody
     finds it using this and shares
the glory with me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335767

it is the biggest
     closest votes of Big Brother,
after all, for one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335768

Watch the show. There were
     some different frequent faces
then than there are now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335769

Had a guy offer
     loopers and a key before
and I turned it down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335770

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335771

That first one says n300
     on it You clearly haven't
seen Hail Caesar. sauce?

Score: 0          

Haiku #335772

That's the best monster.
     Also you're suppose to shit
before you drink it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335773

People love drama.
     Not that I make video
to pissed people off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335774

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335775

Feel free to use it.
     A kid is building a sand
castle on a beach.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335776

But this time, a small
     part of it withstands the kicks.
Rebuild. Change design.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335777

The kid keeps building
     and changing his dreams, and life
keeps kicking them down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335778

A better diet
     also will help with healthy
semen production.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335779

The only people
     in the domain this doesn't
apply to is... Me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #335780

You did what you felt
     you had to do, at this point
in time, and that's cool.

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Haiku #335993

One day we will look
     at gigabytes as we look
at kilobytes now.

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Haiku #335994

I felt moved seeing
     the last achievement, that just
sent chills down my spine.

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Haiku #335995

Nothing good ever
     comes from hiding who you are
from someone you love.

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Haiku #335996

This means they have more
     time with patients but no free
samples to hand out.

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Haiku #335997

Is it a large search
     space you need to store during
the calculation?

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Haiku #335998

I don't know if all
     will be on this level, but
I was blown away.

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Haiku #335999

Nicole and Corey
     both said they would vote for Paul
over James last week.

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Haiku #336000

his face says it all
     I will have to check that out
on the Challenger.

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Haiku #336001

Winning a goldfish
     is just as fun as learning
what a mammal is.

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Haiku #336002

That is amazing!
     Where the Fuck is the photo
that girl is taking!

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Haiku #336003

You didn't invite us
     to your BBQ so where
else we gotta be?

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Haiku #336004

I got the Griffin
     from that campaign, what do you
mean evolving her?

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Haiku #336005

Wow you are gorgeous,
     all your features are great That's
some shit, sorry man.

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Haiku #336007

I took notes, even
     though I probably didn't need to,
just to pass the time.

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Haiku #336008

The reporter is
     right in that yes, events A,
B, and C occurred.

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Haiku #336009

that doesn't apply
     to the point i was making.
Detroit? Chicago?

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Haiku #336010

The guy already
     wrote the book on psychic tricks,
now he's adding more?

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Haiku #336011

Aw you were doing
     so good in this thread and then
you got weird again.

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