Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #213889

And it's pretty short.
     The first movement is only
about five minutes.

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Haiku #213890

Studying! I don't
     know what we did wrong with you.
That was the Chinese.

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Haiku #213891

Also I should point
     out i'm from Northern Ireland
and that happens here.

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Haiku #213892

It's just that easy....
     Sure, I'm doing it right now.
You are forgiven.

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Haiku #213893

That just means there are
     many industry people
who outnumber me.

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Haiku #213894

Secondly, minions
     and jungle creeps can charge her
passive just as well.

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Haiku #213895

Hell, send it to me,
     I'll read it. We'll make our own
two person workshop.

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Haiku #213896

When did you order
     I know they stopped selling kids
mid Feb.

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Haiku #213897

IF your mailbox is
     full, go to your settings, click
on server settings.

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Haiku #213898

The reentry scene
     made me cry more than actual
emotional films.

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Haiku #213899

I'm going to go
     into moron mode and ask
some stupid questions.

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Haiku #213900

Most of the books I've
     heard Marek recommend are
way too expensive.

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Haiku #213901

Oh well, break into
     my home and we'll see how much
opinions matter.

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Haiku #213902

Every time. I down
     vote anything Nazi or
Hitler related.

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Haiku #213903

The point was that his
     age didn't disqualify him
from being a threat.

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Haiku #213904

[deleted] Nice map
     idea, pretty badly
executed though.

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Haiku #213905

As the wise man says,
     if the 'why' is clear, the 'how'
will become easy.

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Haiku #213906

But you are right none
     could take on water and some
sharks smaller than Jaws.

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Haiku #213907

So inconvenient.
     Have a little toolbox tucked
away somewhere. FOUR?

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Haiku #213908

Hands down. Gun fight then
     the ropes come into margins
and the credits play.

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Haiku #213909

The movie also
     includes my favorite ending
for a film all time.

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Haiku #213910

All the games that is
     the Circle Pad Pro also
use the new controls.

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Haiku #213911

I tracked it a few
     days and on average I was
playing 40-60min a day.

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Haiku #213912

Other than that it's
     all cosmetics, weapon cheats,
and multiplayer.

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Haiku #213913

I wanted the home
     theater feel but did not
have a ton of room.

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Haiku #213914

Don't overdo it...
     Shit, I didn't even realize
there's no game today.

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Haiku #213915

Anyone who has
     ever been around a dog
should know the difference.

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Haiku #213916

I can't compare them
     since I only have mine, but
here's my thought process.

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Haiku #213917

b) I was afraid
     that lamb would be too thin or
would rip easily.

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Haiku #213918

It really doesn't
     seem like you know anything
about what happened.

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Haiku #213919

The men who marry
     these children, or the people
who let it happen.

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Haiku #213920

Rich and powerful
     people want to get richer
and more powerful.

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Haiku #213921

You have to take things
     like the "Aftershock Summit"
with a grain of salt.

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Haiku #213922

Even if I were
     to just ask the question, 'Why
are men so violent?

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Haiku #213923

It's going to take
     time for all of the wrinkles
to be ironed out.

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Haiku #213924

I guess not only
     the teenagers in this sub
like mocking people.

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Haiku #213925

We will not even
     mention the food problem source?
Thanks for the info.

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Haiku #213926

[deleted] But you're
     still going to want to use
that toilet paper.

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Haiku #213927

Where is this merchant?
     Is it after a certain
mission or something?

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Haiku #213928

First year they are there
     to make sure you come to class
and teach good habits.

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Haiku #213929

But our lab was on
     the 16th floor Mario
has joined the party!

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Haiku #213930

This is why you pay
     professionals to work out
all the fake details.

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Haiku #213931

No one in Brazil
     fucks around with violence,
least of all the cops!

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Haiku #213932

Will be surprised if
     we see SOB again after
the George North saga.

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Haiku #213933

My mindset is thank
     god we never actually had
to kill anything.

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Haiku #213934

This is because by
     and large, men like the gender
role we were given.

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Haiku #213935

Works for me. Don't make
     eye contact, don't stop, don't look
like a nice person.

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Haiku #213936

Maybe once to be
     polite but anymore than
that and your just weird.

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Haiku #213937

It came in a set
     with a little brush and some
baby nail clippers.

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Haiku #213938

I'd say they're pretty
     even, aren't they more like drag
sisters anyway?

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Haiku #213939

YOU are the one who
     brought race into this, but I'M
the one who's racist?

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Haiku #213940

He said, and i quote
     "I can't love a child i didn't
want" and was destroyed.

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Haiku #214015

All the other stuff
     is just stupid shit that should
be banned anyways.

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Haiku #214016

There've been numerous
     rumors that one of them will
be the Predator.

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Haiku #214017

This gets especially
     dangerous when there's no real
land to escape to.

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Haiku #214018

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #214019

Got high. Didn't like it.
     Went to bed. The end. I can't
agree with you more.

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Haiku #214020

I'll check progression
     for my training and see if
I still need a vest.

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Haiku #214021

Go to someone who
     specializes in massage
and only massage.

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Haiku #214022

Green is for people
     worth noting, like people who
misspell their own names.

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Haiku #214023

Ok nevermind
     I just had a thought. It would
be broken you're right.

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Haiku #214024

But you said you were
     "fine with people looking up
gore and shit like that".

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Haiku #214025

For example, one
     version states that contingent
things must have a cause.

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Haiku #214026

My friends and I are
     super geeky, so we should
have plenty of props.

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Haiku #214027

On a really good
     day I can probably support
at a gold level.

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Haiku #214028

So no wonder, hey?
     No pride... but what has this got
to do with Trident?

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Haiku #214029

Say you were to be
     making a method that reads
data from a file.

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Haiku #214030

He just shook his head
     at my tattoos, but it was
never an issue.

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Haiku #214031

Can I say that you're
     hitler since you share at least
one viewpoint with him?

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Haiku #214032

I am glad to meet
     someone who agrees with me
on so many things.

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Haiku #214033

I had a good month
     where I listened to this song
about once a day.

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Haiku #214034

It's against our rules
     to suggest that artists do
more work in this sub.

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Haiku #214035

That's the impression
     I've gotten. We're going round
and round in circles.

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Haiku #214036

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #214037

Exiled is actually
     pretty decent money from
my experience.

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Haiku #214038

Did... you do something
     to deserve the probation
being extended?

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Haiku #214039

He sleeps from morning
     to around 7pm, then went
missing until dawn.

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Haiku #214040

Hey due date buddy!
     That is a super awesome
ultrasound image.

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Haiku #214041

Also, holy fuck,
     was amazed at how many
people were smoking.

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Haiku #214042

I'll keep that in mind
     :D Why is the ref tossing
out our guys so much?

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Haiku #214043

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

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Haiku #214044

People get away
     with it all the time. Peptides?
They test for them? Nope.

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Haiku #214045

I know. Pence will be
     back to his usual self
in a couple months.

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Haiku #214046

You could just make new
     crossroad cards with the online
card generator.

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Haiku #214047

That's a lot more fans
     I expected to show up
given the weather.

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Haiku #214048

No need, I found it!
     Traded EE sane lunch specials
are so fucking cheap.

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Haiku #214049

To some extent but
     that doesn't mean 2D games are
bad or worse for it.

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Haiku #214050

I get it. I'm just
     saying you're wrong that it's his
last chance to cash in.

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Haiku #214051

A one of a kind
     squad never seen before We're
you remotely hacked?

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Haiku #214052

Hollywood doesn't
     portray death accurately.
It died quite quickly.

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Haiku #214053

You're just not really
     into this relationship.
Three months is nothing.

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Haiku #214054

hey whatever works
     We're you revving the running
car up the whole time?

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Haiku #214055

You get more support
     around the foot, and would be
able to wear socks.

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Haiku #214056

Yeah, this is something
     I find myself pointing out
to people a lot.

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Haiku #214057

It may have been cold,
     but it was dry and the sun
was out- I'll take it!

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Haiku #214058

I can't not creep when
     something that delicious is
right in front of me!

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Haiku #214059

Thank you very much.
     Thank you! I'm obsessed with his
tongue too. Is that weird?

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Haiku #214060

Thank you! I'm obsessed
     with his tongue too. Is that weird?
I hope that's not weird.

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Haiku #214061

If you must touch it,
     don't wear gardening gloves because
you will ruin them.

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Haiku #214062

While you're at it, just
     forget the coffee and eat
vanilla ice cream.

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Haiku #214063

Probably need to work
     on your promotion, what is
your current strategy?

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Haiku #214064

But thankfully there
     seems to be a ton of things
to do! Oyster legs...

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Haiku #214065

Every game that worked
     for me on wine involves those
two settings. Okay.

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Haiku #214066

To me it also
     looked like it was multiple
takes cut together.

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Haiku #214067

I was just planning
     to play a practical joke
on you. Oh, the dress?

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Haiku #214068

It's the only good
     thing on the History Channel.
I'm not positive.

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Haiku #214069

Then he covered his
     mouth and showed the eyes and said
"Serial Killer."

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Haiku #214070

Not sure about Weis
     Schwarz though... What's with the falling
bodies at the end?

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Haiku #214457

Often time its blocked
     during the move itself Was
he flying solo?

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Haiku #214071

Just wanted to make
     sure there wasn't a typo
or something like that.

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Haiku #214072

So why do I talk
     about Call of Duty sales
and development?

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Haiku #214073

It's not for me but
     I can be happy for her.
Crack is a gluten.

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Haiku #214074

If we get Fusion
     power we don't need Solar
power anymore.

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Haiku #214075

Was in hospital
     for a week, with lots of shots
and no alcohol.

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Haiku #214076

never heard of them
     before but definitely
some groovy chill vibes!

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Haiku #214077

My stomach actually
     dropped when I read the headline...
Thanks for the kind words.

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Haiku #212961

I would consider
     myself an American
shill if anything.

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Haiku #214079

My favorites have been
     the Oracle Gatherings
and Symbiosis.

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Haiku #214080

Literally almost
     whenever I'm at the store
or out and about.

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Haiku #214081

Yep let me find it.
     Hang tight on mobile Edit:
I failed you brother.

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Haiku #214082

Men are only ones
     to sign up which is the first
step to be drafted.

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Haiku #214297

...in related news,
     opposition activists
found dead in Moscow.

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Haiku #214298

So its choose any
     number of target creatures.
destroy those creatures.

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Haiku #214299

That way the link stays
     with the same universe, just
moves forward in time.

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Haiku #214300

It breaks the tension
     in your story, his taking
the time to say this.

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Haiku #214301

It's a two way street.
     Men are screwed over in child
custody cases.

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Haiku #214302

Not yet Do you mean
     "How does he need to change his
play style or tactics"?

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Haiku #214303

"Tell me where." No it's
     been happening for a few months.
It connects to live.

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Haiku #214304

That's gross. Not the stuffed
     animals, the thing behind
the glass. Delivered!

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Haiku #214305

I was in a great
     mood, and the rest of the day
was pretty solid.

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Haiku #214306

Does the North Town (North
     Hill?) area I mentioned
have homeless problems?

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Haiku #214307

The poor rioted
     because the rich could pay their
way out of the draft.

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Haiku #214308

~~Let's be serious
     though, Man of Steel isn't down
there with Catwoman.

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Haiku #214309

I go car spotting
     there when my parents feel like
dragging my out there.

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Haiku #214310

And I own it all.
     Thanks for this, I do indeed
have this coming up.

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Haiku #214311

A little more than
     he got for his position
on Global Warming?

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Haiku #214312

Don't we all want Tom
     Wilson as a prom date, get
in line lady. Porn.

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Haiku #214313

...are you saying you
     don't think these other comments
were made by people?

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Haiku #214314

My name is Alex
     so I would obviously
buy alligators.

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Haiku #214315

I'm talking about
     alligator coats, chairs, rugs.
I'm getting it all.

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Haiku #214316

I haven't really
     found a super easy way
to do it actually.

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Haiku #214318

If you depend on
     what other people see you
will always be blind.

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Haiku #214319

Where do jazz bands play?
     Pennies. I guess I'm buying
all of the pennies.

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Haiku #214320

Reality is
     deceiving Your comment is
really confusing.

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Haiku #214321

Sorry if these are
     stupid questions, I really
don't know lol.

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Haiku #214322

It'd be pretty
     alright, but you'll be picking
your teeth quite a bit.

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Haiku #214323

And once you do it's
     pretty easy to tell it's
been broken into.

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Haiku #214324

Yeah at least we had
     sex the day of the trigger
and the day before.

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Haiku #214325

Reply in the post
     for that day and get feedback
on your idea!

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Haiku #214326

If you don't level
     boost you will need to play through
the others... Kind of.

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Haiku #214327

It was a busy
     day, I just pushed it straight through.
I made a mistake.

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Haiku #214328

Jim Brown played lacrosse
     first at Manhasset High School
then at Syracuse.

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Haiku #214329

A watermelon
     hit me in the face one day,
I bleed all over.

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Haiku #214330

I opened the Vault.
     There was no one with me but
I was not alone."

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Haiku #214331

Then they act surprised
     and congratulate me on
my amazing skills.

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Haiku #214332

I think it mostly
     has to do with how desperate
you are for PAL points.

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Haiku #214333

in my career mode,
     he was the highest scoring
player in the league.

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Haiku #214334

It's also why you
     don't drive slow in the fast lane
before doing so.

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Haiku #214335

There is a version
     on torrents that doesn't put
the watermark on.

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Haiku #214336

That assuming he's
     on the front page at that time,
and is first in queue.

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Haiku #214337

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214338

Kepler is older,
     runs hotter, and doesn't get
as good performance.

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Haiku #214339

That actually happens
     even in a pub watching
the game with people.

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Haiku #214340

"White Bois" If we win
     this game, Ramo gets first star
for that set of saves.

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Haiku #214341

He plays a much more
     sound defense that doesn't take
many home run swings.

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Haiku #214342

you speak like a child.
     All I've eaten today has
been Watermelon.

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Haiku #214343

Im going to say
     what you have is probably fine
and not a problem.

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Haiku #214344

It will be okay.
     And once you are finished, [](#s
"congratulations").

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Haiku #214345

Damn I was looking
     forward to waxing my own
skis for the first time.

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Haiku #214346

If I remember
     correctly he and Begley
are or were neighbors.

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Haiku #214347

Making a bottle
     now just to age for a week
or so and compare.

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Haiku #214348

I work for no one,
     I work for money. I make
my money and run.

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Haiku #214349

A decent office
     manager should be able
to figure this out...

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Haiku #214350

She knows I've struggled
     in the past, but I don't think
she knows I still do.

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Haiku #214351

They are literally
     just short of sisters as far
as they are concerned.

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Haiku #214352

Why would they tell you
     that, wouldn't they know it would
scar you terribly?

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Haiku #214353

Ever have cotton
     mouth so bad you'd blow a horse
just to get a drink?

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Haiku #214354

Bad? Meaningless? What?
     Labels are useless if no
one knows what they mean.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214355

It's unrealistic
     and I don't know *why* I keep
seeing it brought up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214356

I wish you could tell
     in the beginning who is
stacked and who is not.

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Haiku #214358

I'd say one thousand
     five hundred if I was trying
to emphasize it.

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Haiku #214359

It looks like they all
     throw a skill shot by reflex
at the same moment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214360

Now I'm in my 50s
     and have more hair than any
guy I know my age.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214361

OH AND WHAT A THING
     IT WAS Yes, but accidents
are not suicide.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214362

Otis Campbell was
     the town drunk who was always
ending up in jail.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214364

Smoking anything
     has negative effects on
the lungs. Period.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214365

You've won. You're the one
     who got angry and started
arguing with me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214366

I would certainly
     get hogs levelled up before
going to TH9.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214367

If by "games," you mean
     beats his dick with his right hand,
then, yes, I agree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214368

Huge difference between
     shit giving, and harassment.
Unless you say cleat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214369

He worked out for us
     and Memphis signed and waived him
in a single day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214581

We already sold
     some steam machines at my work
like a year ago...

Score: 0          

Haiku #214582

They made all these cool
     suits that we see for like two
seconds in the film.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214583

I would call them, but
     their phone line wasn't open
any time I called.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214584

I don't eat oysters
     or mussels often enough
for those to matter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214585

No matter what if
     you're standing out you'll probably
get that once or twice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214586

Looks pretty cool too.
     A fine exercise; one that's
shaped my opinions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214588

Or European.
     Strawberry and lime... mmmm. Right on
about the fruity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214589

Then again, I don't
     give a shit about the lore
and just play the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214590

He took in a deep
     breath and adjusted the straps
on of his backpack.

Score: 0          

Haiku #214591

It's back and you can't
     get out of bed or you start
missing days of work..

Score: 0          


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