Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #213121

Makes me want to go
     back up north to see him play
one last time. Nice nips!

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Haiku #213122

:P But I agree,
     learned this the hard way and now
I always post screens!

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Haiku #213123

I'm at the point where
     I still get a tax return
but not much of one.

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Haiku #213124

Yes, but did you try
     to delete the file after
you ran the disk check?

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Haiku #213125

I'd say he's a Bad
     Luck Brian. This just proves how
clueless nick clegg is.

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Haiku #213126

Most of these people
     who talk about "side chicks" don't
actually have them. job?

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Haiku #213127

Sorry if I came
     across as judgmental, but
thanks for the advice.

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Haiku #213128

I check it from time
     to time, but it's generally
not very active.

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Haiku #213129

and unlike any
     other children's show, she said
"What? No of course not.

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Haiku #213130

I then imagined
     that going into a vein.
no need to be rude.

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Haiku #213131

I buy the warehouse
     space and equipment needed
to make said widgets.

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Haiku #213132

Prince Thanks very much
     for the giveaway! I do!
That just made my day!

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Haiku #213134

Let us know if you
     are having hard time finding
someone to talk to.

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Haiku #213135

I had to look up
     how to remove porn ads on
my dad's computer...

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Haiku #213136

I haven't even
     broken through all of the top
tier yet. Why not both?

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Haiku #213137

Or, you know, you might
     get lucky and you don't need
another degree.

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Haiku #213138

I need to be backed
     up, but instead I'm just told
why he was upset.

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Haiku #213139

I understand WHY
     he was upset, at the time
I couldn't change that.

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Haiku #213140

However I don't
     think their current engine supports
mobile devices.

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Haiku #213141

I used another
     cartoon to learn art, music,
and become well read.

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Haiku #213142

Companies always
     make postings describing their
ideal candidate.

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Haiku #213143

You really don't know
     what you are talking about
in this thread. Simple.

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Haiku #213144

You will have to freeze
     all your tracks and load them each
in a separate gran.

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Haiku #213145

It's just an awesome
     machine that does exactly
what I want it to.

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Haiku #213146

The bottom line is
     just do your best and submit
your applications.

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Haiku #213147

Eventually things
     will fall apart naturally.
They usually do.

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Haiku #213148

Take things super slow
     and don't jump into the deep
end of commitment.

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Haiku #213149

Literally never
     Huh? To each his own, I guess.
Watch this video.

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Haiku #213150

Check out the version
     I played it the video
at the link below.

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Haiku #213151

If I don't hear from
     you good luck on the project
man, sounds like a beast!

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Haiku #213152

So the point still stands.
     The smoke I linked has a HUGE
margin of error.

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Haiku #213153

But I don't want black
     bars on my games and surely
nobody else would?

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Haiku #213154

And if you're not skilled,
     you can fuck up immensely
doing it yourself.

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Haiku #213155

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

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Haiku #213156

Not doing their job
     in order to keep their job
that they aren't doing.

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Haiku #213157

Hope that helps I don't
     really care what others on
the internet think.

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Haiku #213159

Well that sucks. I'm too
     lazy to learn to program.
Children have bodies.

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Haiku #213160

I could do that one.
     You are wanting the yellow
orange one, correct?

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Haiku #213161

I suppose they can't
     hurt but I also don't want
to overdo it.

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Haiku #213162

Depending on where
     OP lives, it might be safer
to store it at home.

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Haiku #213163

I'm a psych major,
     so that sort of thing has been
drilled into my head.

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Haiku #213164

She is currently
     still on her best behavior.
If this is her best.

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Haiku #213165

The shells were landing
     their the entire time though
out the video.

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Haiku #213166

That's cool that it can
     be a destination league
for foreign players.

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Haiku #213167

[deleted] You should
     have went with a bigger rear,
not downsized the front.

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Haiku #213309

I used to feel dread
     every time my phone would ring
and her name showed up.

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Haiku #213310

They were quite tight on
     moderation when I was
there a few years back.

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Haiku #213311

If I can I'd love
     to meet up with some fellow
people from this sub.

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Haiku #213312

Even if he is
     undersized, that's even more
reason to lose weight.

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Haiku #213313

I was the same way.
     Still waiting for mine to come
in the mail Good luck!

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Haiku #213314

[deleted] Cops are
     just people doing their jobs.
Most of them at least.

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Haiku #213315

thanks for the great post
     Check time zones. Should be back up
in an hour or so.

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Haiku #213316

store I use to work
     at, unsupervised, I would
make faces at them.

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Haiku #213317

Really fun show last
     night with a pals from my days
at Marvel Comics.

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Haiku #213318

That'd be great Does
     transferring always affect
you negatively?

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Haiku #213319

Why don't they ever
     verify the address when
you give it to them?

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Haiku #213320

Like, kids were dicks when
     I was that age but nothing
like what she describes.

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Haiku #213322

Don't wanna wait too
     long though, he's been booked pretty
heavily this year.

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Haiku #213323

A lot of people
     would lose out if houses were
more affordable.

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Haiku #213324

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #213325

maybe she's not quite
     the committed feminists
she fancies herself.

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Haiku #213326

The relationship
     part was actually what mostly
kept us together.

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Haiku #213327

If we keep this up
     the end of the series should
be extremely tight.

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Haiku #213328

Castle Doctrine can
     extend to several other
locations as well.

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Haiku #213329

He a cool ass dude.
     Good performance, excited
for his next release.

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Haiku #213331

Since you are using
     images they also don't
really need boarders.

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Haiku #213332

See where that leads. Try,
     then, just adding the slightest
amount of pressure.

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Haiku #213333

If you fail to reach
     anything, finish yourself
off and try again.

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Haiku #213334

We used it on our
     daughter so she could get some
relief while sleeping.

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Haiku #213335

The draft is a flawed
     design and they are taking
advantage of that.

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Haiku #213336

I would rather not
     say because I want to tie
up the loose ends first.

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Haiku #213337

If a male shit on
     my door I'd just be like well
men are dumb assess.

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Haiku #213338

And isn't what you're
     describing technically called
reversion effect?

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Haiku #213339

I don't currently
     offer large volumes for sale,
or I'd help you out.

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Haiku #213340

At least if you get
     medication to help you
let go of your fear.

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Haiku #213341

It also depends
     on the relationship you
have with management.

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Haiku #213342

That being said, I'm
     usually a tourist, where
is the good powder?

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Haiku #213343

The z sound here is
     made like you're saying She but
making a z sound.

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Haiku #213344

Someone she can come
     to at the end of the day
and say everything.

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Haiku #213345

Ended up with two
     tops, a cardigan, a scarf
and a pair of jeans.

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Haiku #213346

*& who the fuck says
     "my dream car is a Enzo
Ferrari Enzo?"

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Haiku #213347

Okay, I admit-
     That there's nothing to clear cause
I never claimed shit.

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Haiku #213348

Clearly this guy has
     some experience driving
outside of Portland.

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Haiku #213349

Our Battalion got
     Two slots, One for Air Assault,
and One for Airborne.

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Haiku #213350

That being said, there
     were a few things that just didn't
quite do it for me.

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Haiku #213351

Even if I AM
     NOT paying for it, their health
is still a concern.

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Haiku #213352

"It's okay," she said
     to me, extending her arms
across my shoulders.

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Haiku #213353

Look out for the first
     post, I'll be talking about
some details on it.

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Haiku #213354

Please make an offer
     and I will be back in touch
ASAP. wow...

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Haiku #213355

Real time updates on
     traffic, road obstacles, speed
traps, etc.

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Haiku #213356

The curriculum
     recommends telling students
to **avoid** anal.

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Haiku #213357

I read an early
     copy and it's WAY better
than I expected.

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Haiku #213358

Everybody just
     wanted to get the icon
before it ended.

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Haiku #213359

At best they'll realize
     you need a shower, and team
up to throw you one.

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Haiku #213360

Aliens. Duh. /s
     In seriousness, they do
this pretty often.

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Haiku #213361

That's where the hookers
     around the blackjack table
threw their ghost grenade.

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Haiku #213362

So how much cardboard
     was actually cut and how much
just had the tape sliced?

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Haiku #213363

So you're basically
     saying that nail salons are
part of your culture?

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Haiku #213364

In a normal mine
     drop, would he get his expo
before factory?

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Haiku #213365

I usually buy
     depending on how it looks
and what it comes with.

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Haiku #213366

Using either one
     is nice, but using both is
the most efficient.

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Haiku #213367

Really pathetic.
     Being adopted isn't
some kind of insult.

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Haiku #178822

No matter how you
     look at the situation
he feels out of place.

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Haiku #213368

Then check if there were
     large obstacles in the way
like buildings or land.

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Haiku #213369

And not one of them
     can stop the mumps, polio,
measles, rubella...

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Haiku #213370

STILL does NOT MAKE IT'S
     WAY MOTHER LIFE HOW BADLY
CAN TOWELL HURT BUSH?

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Haiku #213371

They also make me
     feel for the person who is
committing the crime.

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Haiku #213372

I think everyone
     is trying to take a step back
from the last two weeks.

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Haiku #213373

Best post I've read yet.....
     This is true. That's why people
are asking questions.

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Haiku #213374

STILL does NOT MAKE IT'S
     WAY MOTHER LIFE HOW BADLY
CAN TOWELL HURT BUSH?

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Haiku #213375

We keep one at home
     and the other goes with her
wherever she goes.

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Haiku #213376

"By the way, Homer,
     what's your least favorite country?
Italy or France?"

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Haiku #213377

just a cup of milk
     and the the measuring cup
full of the powder.

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Haiku #213379

She's assuming &
     insulting your state of mind
based on your word choice.

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Haiku #213523

Any night owls like
     myself have extremely few
food options at night.

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Haiku #213524

War and disease are
     typically what one would think.
Was this an outbreak?

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Haiku #213525

You just say bingo.
     Apple using some changes
to buy Mercedes.

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Haiku #213526

A success story!
     Happy for you guys When was
the last time we saved?

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Haiku #213527

WE DO NOT HAVE ROOM!
     You need to hit up some games
when Memphis plays them.

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Haiku #213528

[deleted] Maybe
     saying thanks for helping them
go somewhere okay?

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Haiku #213529

Hello Dr. It was
     awesome that you went to space
and were on Star Trek.

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Haiku #213530

So because you were
     lucky the rest of the world
must be full of shit?

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Haiku #213531

If anyone is
     interested in more info
I'm happy to share.

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Haiku #213532

You could calibrate
     yours using known loads, like free
fall for example.

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Haiku #213533

With that said, Gordon
     has put up better numbers
than those other guys.

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Haiku #213534

What nation is best
     for you depends really on
how you want to fight.

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Haiku #213535

And now suddenly
     god doesn't exist because
she can't get pregnant?

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Haiku #213536

And horrible cramps
     and little to no bleeding
on another pill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213537

"Is it alright if
     I grab some Club Nintendo
codes from the used games?

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Haiku #213538

You don't have to post
     grades, they just want to know if
you graduated.

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Haiku #213539

Or, someone whose face
     is slightly more puffy one
day, and gaunt the next.

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Haiku #213540

Or, do what I did,
     and chuck that shit in the trash.
Lots of fancy words...

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Haiku #213541

Sure you could argue
     that no one should be upset
over simple words.

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Haiku #213542

Green eyes and muddy
     hair, a guilty smile, and then
she's gone in the thick.

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Haiku #213543

The video card
     here is as good as the one
I had selected?

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Haiku #213544

But if we really
     want to grow, that's what's going
to have to happen.

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Haiku #213545

"I know your instinct
     right now is to run, but please,
do not make a scene.

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Haiku #213547

Again, this is just
     part (probably a small part but
still) of the problem.

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Haiku #213548

I've probably lost more
     starting characters to wolves
than anything else.

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Haiku #213550

It is the only
     possible conclusion one
can reach from your words.

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Haiku #213551

I am on the third
     run of the fifth memory
when it starts to fade.

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Haiku #213552

Not to mention most
     people there are families just
trying to raise their kids.

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Haiku #213553

I know that the game
     will not function correctly
if that is the case.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213554

My immediate
     thought was the way Czech culture
views mental illness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213555

I can't figure out
     how you guys process the meat
that fast! I'm jealous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213556

Even though your friend
     is beta, it doesn't mean
to treat him like shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213557

Please." I honestly
     can't tell if you are being
sarcastic or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213558

[deleted] Not what
     I was referring to, but
thanks for your input.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213559

I had heavy hair
     on my lady bits, and gave
up and got laser.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213560

I've always wanted
     to date a girl name Sam, just
to confuse myself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #224031

Okay. With barely
     any experience you
really need a ball...

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Haiku #213561

Holy shit I thought
     I was the only one who
remembered that show!

Score: 0          

Haiku #213562

It makes it look less
     Troll, and stands out from other
users of the set.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213563

Oh, I didn't even
     think about the tank inside
needing an odd shape.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213564

*You are here so be
     here* yes, because flair clearly
defines relevance.

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Haiku #213565

Big rural nation,
     same continent, extremely
similar culture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213566

For the same reasons,
     the Romans persecuted
the early Christians.

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Haiku #213567

I'll say that extra
     time in the incubator
seems to help big men.

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Haiku #213568

Do you tend to change
     your prices depending on
the difficulty?

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Haiku #213569

Watch out on getting
     banned before withdrawal though,
so don't abuse it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213570

If you break the law
     don't be surprised if it gets
you into trouble.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213571

Scientifically,
     it's a parasite on its
host until it's not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213572

This all being said,
     I have a highly sincere
doubt he is cheating.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213573

Give liquid a chance
     at first and if it makes you
itchy, switch to foam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213574

Maybe I am too
     jealous of the girls having
all his attention.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213575

Another thought is
     to go with military
might from this resource.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213576

If you're gonna just
     Store then it doesn't matter
which format you use.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213577

Why is everyone
     acting like this guy has some
valuable insight?

Score: 0          

Haiku #213578

Mario 3D Land
     and Kirby Triple Deluxe
make great use of 3D.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213579

If you are going
     to play with a larger group,
don't do so as pubs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213580

If policies are
     so important, get someone
who knows about them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213581

Nice to finally
     get some confirmation he'll
be in the movie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213582

He usually goes
     out with his wife, but this time
she was sick in bed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213583

Oh, and I'll be sure
     to let you know if my group
uses this topic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213584

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213585

No joke, I happened
     to be in Barcelona
for La Merce as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213586

So the total max,
     including the employer
match, is 53K per year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213587

I tried it myself
     on two of the affected
client's computers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213588

When I pay for games
     I think of it like paying
for entertainment.

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Haiku #213589

And lastly, as I'm
     sure you've already done, just
play with it a bit.

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Haiku #213590

When we find a way
     to swap gender chromosomes
we can talk again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213591

Don't get me wrong Rock
     Band were great games, it was just
personal preference.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213592

It's a whole new app
     altogether, and it will
function differently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213871

It's honestly safe
     to say i hate that song now.
Ha, highly doubtful.

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Haiku #213872

There is just so much
     energy that he pulls from
the crowd it's insane.

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Haiku #213873

how longs he out for?
     [deleted] Can they let her
wear the Shao Kahn mask?

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Haiku #213874

Laurence Maroney,
     Ras I Dowling, Chad Jackson,
Jermaine Cunningham.

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Haiku #213875

Most of them actually
     sound astounded when they hear
the things in their texts.

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Haiku #213877

Like the angler fish
     idea, but what about
something more plague like?

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Haiku #213878

Often, this is done
     through peer pressure and subtle
forms of persuasion.

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Haiku #213879

the key is to be
     calm, keep listening, and respect
each other's choices.

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Haiku #213880

Usually even
     temp colors last a *super*
long time in my hair.

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Haiku #213881

I watched most of them
     on TV years ago, but
that's beside the point...

Score: 0          

Haiku #213882

Did.. Something happen?
     Sorry but your post sounds like
I did something wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #213883

The thing is he was
     actually good at presenting.
This is just painful.

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Haiku #213884

It successfully
     filters out all of the air?
That a space filter.

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Haiku #213885

it kinda looked like
     some sort of power button
from what I could see.

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Haiku #213886

How the parent treats
     the child now is how it should
be treated latter.

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Haiku #213887

It's incredibly
     crazy the amount of hoops
you have to jump through.

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Haiku #213888

It's not like calling
     "dibs" and then nobody else
can use it at all.

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Haiku #213889

And it's pretty short.
     The first movement is only
about five minutes.

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