Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #343299

Alcoholism?
     Murdering Alcoholics?
What do you mean? Same.

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Haiku #343300

There will always be
     better players and teams but
practice makes perfect.

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Haiku #343301

I needed to set
     my date to automatic
and that made it work!

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Haiku #343302

How's about you come
     back to my place and Get Up
on This? [Yes she did.

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Haiku #343303

It's fun and there are
     lots of great people here but
don't expect to sleep.

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Haiku #343304

I don't mean "find her"
     as in hunt her down and make
his life miserable.

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Haiku #343305

And his shotgun has
     always been incredible.
As far as Blitz, though.

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Haiku #343306

She apparently
     almost quit because Morgan
touched her dirty bag.

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Haiku #343307

He sells it when he's
     on offense and when he is
getting beaten up.

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Haiku #343378

Good list but you cant
     take Force Lightning because its
Empire only.

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Haiku #343379

It also doesn't
     cover the top and bottom
edge of the device.

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Haiku #343380

The issue is, what
     about people who just want
to set off the bomb?

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Haiku #343381

In quote of Perry
     Cox "we make fun of it, not
because it's funny.

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Haiku #343382

I'll shut you up when
     I go out there on the field
and make a big play.

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Haiku #343383

It allows for more
     dynamic if they can move
up the field a bit.

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Haiku #343384

Agreed. Broncos O
     is very good if you run
with pocket passers.

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Haiku #343385

If you are having
     trouble, remember that you
can practice slowly.

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Haiku #343386

It feels like Trick R
     Treat crossed with the 90's "Are You
Afraid of the Dark?"

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Haiku #343387

MANG0! Oh my bad, you
     aren't reading about the goat,
the kid, the buster?

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Haiku #343388

Nothing has changed save
     for less liberal use of Chief
Wahoo, the mascot.

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Haiku #343389

You realize that's not
     Adam Scott right? Well it's our
turn to have fun now.

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Haiku #343390

**and it made me feel
     like crap** Well, you can only
do this to yourself.

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Haiku #343391

Great community,
     they'll be able to give you
better assistance!

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Haiku #343392

These local folks are
     citizens, like me, concerned
about our country.

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Haiku #343393

Edit: And actually
     though, cloud storage is indeed
used in some cases.

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Haiku #343394

asking yourself "is
     this lifestyle working for me"
is a good first step.

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Haiku #343395

We're all just sitting
     here reminiscing about
games of yesteryear.

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Haiku #343396

However, I do
     like your idea of Finn
playing the real Mott.

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Haiku #343397

If I had to be
     honest maybe I wasn't
resting it enough.

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Haiku #343398

[deleted] You didn't
     say anything specific
about my room tho.

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Haiku #343399

Cool to see that I'm
     not the only one that didn't
dust his flame Levy.

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Haiku #343400

Your post made my day!
     Keep moving forward brother.
Well done! Live your life!

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Haiku #343401

Which one? Don't do this.
     Slicing ham is much different
than seasoning ham.

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Haiku #343402

Tis an excellent
     question to why the booths were
garbage at shanghai.

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Haiku #343403

It is not going
     to be close, not for decades
at least. Period.

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Haiku #343404

It'll stop faster than
     I can react if something
stops in front of me.

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Haiku #343405

I need to get some
     sleeves to help with shuffling since
the games are so short.

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Haiku #343406

Yeah, I don't get close
     to either of you, at least
not in Columbus.

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Haiku #343407

Oil filled heaters dry
     up the room less than others.
Getting my midterm.

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Haiku #343408

[deleted] After
     every weekend the same post...
That's not a beehive.

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Haiku #343409

Paul Anderson trained
     this way, and that guy was way
ahead of his time.

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Haiku #343410

This group has the least
     amount of excuses based
on their performance.

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Haiku #343411

There is a difference
     between a movie with sex
scenes and a porno.

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Haiku #343412

So is your mom. J.
     Cole is boring Bigger guy
in a fedora?

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Haiku #343413

And please, please do point
     out to me what is racist
about what I typed.

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Haiku #343414

She got extremely
     paranoid that the whole tribe
was gunning for her.

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Haiku #343415

You'll get the streamers
     and true D2 fans coming back
to give it a go.

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Haiku #343416

It definitely
     motivated me to play
lights and assaults more.

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Haiku #343417

it was a server
     side issue, but that's the way
the chips fall sometimes.

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Haiku #343418

Alba got kinda
     naked in silver surfer
though, right? Worth it. oops.

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Haiku #343419

Nike Kiger if
     you want low drop and a light
and responsive feel.

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Haiku #343420

Pretty much the gold
     standard in South Africa
from what I was told.

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Haiku #343421

Not for a statement
     that makes you think the person
might be retarded.

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Haiku #343422

I guess the only
     way to tell them apart is
to grab the pussy.

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Haiku #343423

We had been friends since
     kindergarten so we both
trusted each other.

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Haiku #343424

I'm glad you asked, that's
     one of the areas I'd
like to improve on.

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Haiku #343425

[deleted] Ok.
     Your friends kids do not look like
Jeff Seid lol.

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Haiku #343426

Hell no. It's highly
     doubtful that the links are dumped
from his location.

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Haiku #343427

Also the rewind
     lever is a bit tilting,
should it be like that?

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Haiku #343428

Talent wins games, but
     teamwork and intelligence
wins championships.

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Haiku #343429

I've always believed
     that if you put in the work,
the results will come.

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Haiku #343430

I feel like I need
     to brush mine after coffee
Ok, now I'm scared.

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Haiku #343432

We don't know about
     Ren Listen to the song "boop"
(i think it's this one).

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Haiku #343433

They agreed. I was
     going to drop the break up
bomb after dinner.

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Haiku #343434

Cant stand to even
     see the cover anymore.
Fuck germs and demons.

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Haiku #343435

Officially North
     End but almost anyone
would say it's downtown.

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Haiku #343436

Officially West
     End but almost anyone
would say it's down town.

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Haiku #343437

Mostly because parts
     designed for its suspension
bolts up to my car.

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Haiku #343438

Sometimes the sound can
     make you feel like a gun is
better based off that.

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Haiku #343439

Your opinion is
     clear, but your not addressing
the greater issues.

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Haiku #343440

They hold together
     fine, but won't handle abuse
since there's no binder.

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Haiku #343441

Was this "accident"
     mostly the bus driver's fault
or mostly your fault?

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Haiku #343442

I remember this,
     it happened in Athens if
I'm not mistaken.

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Haiku #343443

Obama is up
     to his neck in all of this.
Yeah I get all that.

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Haiku #343444

with Marcus fighting
     and finally murdering
the Berber Pirate.

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Haiku #343445

I don't know where you're
     getting your information.
It will loose zero.

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Haiku #343446

It's almost like his
     plan was to lose all along.
[This Might be helpful!

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Haiku #343447

If you're mindlessly
     grinding for this money you're
doing something wrong.

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Haiku #343590

It's mind blowing how
     blatant the media is
now more than ever.

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Haiku #343591

The conditions were
     extremely poor and the Pitch
was flooded badly!

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Haiku #343592

[deleted] What is
     the acquisition process
like with Curvature?

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Haiku #343593

we started out red
     hot, but we got away from
the game plan a lot.

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Haiku #343594

The recipe didn't
     require a lot of tweaking
either, which is nice.

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Haiku #343595

Seriously, if
     you act like a kid, you'll be
treated like a kid.

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Haiku #343596

I lash out online
     because it is the only
place I have power.

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Haiku #343597

She's a specimen.
     I could praise her all day if
you gave me the time.

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Haiku #343598

Watch out Julian Fact.
     Everyone just needs to calm
down for a second.

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Haiku #343599

Announcers were just
     like "we'll show it to you now"
during the replay.

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Haiku #343600

I absolutely
     think you should keep trying to get
these things, however.

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Haiku #343601

Then he took a huge
     right turn, and started cranking
out sugary pop.

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Haiku #343602

I'm more interested
     in the age of the German
natives, personally.

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Haiku #343603

Keep being awesome
     No one saying Brandon Lee
or Edward Norton?

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Haiku #343604

Not one bit, costing
     as much as some ten single
cars or one nice house.

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Haiku #343605

To be fair, they were
     big stops just when we started
getting momentum.

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Haiku #343606

Just a thought. Edit:
     Saw another post in thread
that says he broke it.

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Haiku #343607

[deleted] [removed]
     I love it more than the og
one definitely.

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Haiku #343608

And I am pretty
     sure that wouldn't be legal
where you are either?

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Haiku #343609

They had no reason
     to remove it other than
that they wanted to.

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Haiku #343610

I like how this "LOVED"
     in title looks Together
we stand united.

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Haiku #343611

Making general claims
     with no real backup does not
make them credible.

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Haiku #343612

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #343613

My vote is do it,
     and power up whoever
else you just like too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343614

Simply put, torque is
     like strength and horsepower is
like getting stuff done.

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Haiku #343615

I agree with you
     except for having nothing
personally to gain.

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Haiku #343616

Thank you! What's out there?
     Does the Zee just keep going?
Do zee creatures spawn?

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Haiku #343617

Cook the pasta, drain,
     then add regular pasta
sauce to the pasta.

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Haiku #343618

So, all in all, I'd
     say my experience has
been pretty good." True!

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Haiku #343619

Are you suggesting
     that he should choose not to leak
the information?

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Haiku #343620

I don't tremble or
     sweat, but the sluggishness has
just been bad lately.

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Haiku #343621

Apparently you
     failed to read the first sentence
that was there. Good job!

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Haiku #343622

My teammate locks SAW,
     and now they opposing team
gets back to back picks.

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Haiku #343623

Pretty obvious
     to see why someone wouldn't
like that spot if so.

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Haiku #343624

A healthy lifestyle
     is good only it makes you
look like a model.

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Haiku #343625

Umm... They won't lane swap.
     Lol. Have you not watched
any of the worlds?

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Haiku #343626

I'm considering
     to start writing with a more
serious intend.

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Haiku #343627

Slasher isn't bad
     at all, it's actually imo
the most fun to play.

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Haiku #343628

Does anyone know
     what happens in the event
that the camera breaks?

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Haiku #343629

His album that came
     out last year, Deeply Rooted,
was pretty good too.

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Haiku #343630

He's so cute. Nah, that's
     the segment they actually want
to advertise to.

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Haiku #343631

Again all this is
     just rumors floating around
the community.

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Haiku #343632

I said six thousand
     lol Could be after
bad kernel update.

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Haiku #343633

Great introduction.
     Raising my cup of coffee
to you. Let's do this!

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Haiku #343634

All three look like fine
     F's or M's. I'd like to know
the feeling one day.

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Haiku #343635

United we stand,
     divided we fall is how
the old saying goes.

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Haiku #343636

It ends up being
     too universally good
when it hits something.

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Haiku #343637

Thanks for this, I had
     tried the beta file, but didn't
know where to put it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343638

Many gamers can't
     play Shooters on consoles, Look
and feel is different.

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Haiku #343639

A lot of trust has
     been worn thin over the years
with the Brotherhood.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343640

Sorry. Rainbow man!
     If we don't get no toll, then
we don't get no roll...

Score: 0          

Haiku #343641

Same here. Don't listen
     to that guy. He's incorrect.
Cool guy, I assume.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343642

Can abrupt changes
     in weather really affect
my running this much?

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Haiku #343643

Do you know any
     sites where I can find graphic
card deals and discounts.

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Haiku #343645

What the hell do you
     think thousand of criminal
defense lawyers do?

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Haiku #343646

It's just dry pasta.
     To see if everyone would
act in the same way.

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Haiku #343647

Why anyone would
     want to smoke imitation
bud is beyond me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343648

[removed] I'd remove
     the "phantom false start" before
posting if you do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343649

Do they really think
     he's going to come back (or
provide anything)?

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Haiku #343650

He can be ok
     with that, but it was only
on there for a flash.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343651

Ah that sounds alright,
     i also hate when i get
low on the volume.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343652

Anyway, during
     the day they may not have been
aware of the blood.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343653

I think it's very
     cute and I absolutely
love the vintage feel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343654

As someone who's been
     cheated on, trust me, he'll be
thankful you told him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343655

Anything else is
     going to feel like icing
on the cake to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343656

[deleted] I love
     these changes and how they're not
cryptic lol!

Score: 0          

Haiku #343657

you don't really need
     to be afraid of too much
information here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343658

I agree, public
     should come out and demand what
is needed for them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343659

The American
     flag has never looked so good.
[deleted] Thank you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343660

Just saw your other
     post with all the names after
I posted above.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343802

And how about free
     visas for toilet cleaners
to go to Hong Kong?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343803

[deleted] Sorry
     but Venom has been traded.
Thank you for looking!

Score: 0          

Haiku #343804

She chose to defend
     someone she believed guilty.
That's it period.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343805

Anyone ever
     notice how inconsistent
the motion is though?

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Haiku #343806

Just make sure to put
     "All of the above" above
"None of the above".

Score: 0          

Haiku #343807

Now the debate is
     coming up and she might, but
so far, she hasn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343808

Accepted you should
     have the link by now [removed]
It's not your business.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343809

I'd like to buy two
     tickets to the hype train please.
I'm glad I could help!

Score: 0          

Haiku #343810

So, I haven't had
     to do like you said and let
the request expire.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343811

I personally am
     not making vegan gluten
free nut free dishes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343812

I've never seen one
     with the door frames blacked out, where
does that mod come from??!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #343813

If there is any
     proof that war with Russia is
coming, this is it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343814

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343815

They think the manna
     just drops from heaven several
times a day. Arms gloves.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343816

This is simply false.
     The first doesn't have to be
the most important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343817

So shiny. This whole
     picture is hilarious.
The Chanel anklet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343818

I... am... I ^am ^^not
     ^^^crying ^^^^at ^^^^all Hello there.
Thanks for the concerns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343819

And please paste this sheet
     over the part where Jesus
was in the temple.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343820

Really shows that all
     you know are just brief talking
points and no substance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343821

It's the only way
     I can drink the terrible
free coffee at work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343822

You are the one who
     chose major economies
to compare it to.

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Haiku #343823

don't relax into
     the stretch by keep an active
tight core and tight back).

Score: 0          

Haiku #343824

Trust the process, do
     the math, track accurately,
and the scale will move.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343825

Very kind man, but
     he loved his books and didn't want
to get rid of them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343826

Just pay each statement
     in full and pay no interest.
Plus, collect rewards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343827

Why, when she does win,
     will the election be rigged?
What am I missing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343829

I hate this stupid,
     lazily implemented
token spawn system.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343830

It doesn't matter
     how old particularly!
Cows. And Pandora.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343831

I live in a cold
     climate and winter gear gets
lots of cash from me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343832

The whole production
     and firearms company seemed
like such a shit show.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343833

Some trusted people
     that are unpredictable
in their behavior.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343834

But no, if the girl
     you're sending them to didn't ask,
she's laughing at you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343835

I never knew how
     much I wanted this until
now Crimson looper?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343836

That's what sucks Paying
     with a check at the grocery
store NOpe, not a freak.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343837

But he has not killed
     anyone, started a war,
put people in camps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343838

**However**, we don't
     know what kind of account these
investments are in.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343839

Well my raid group has
     no small motor skills and can't
throw the charges right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343840

Twins of that era
     are the only team I knew
as well as the sox.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343841

He stalked her even
     though he was in a different
city at the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343842

That helped quite a bit
     last night, I didn't actually wake
up with a backache.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343843

Why don't you listen.
     You never listen. Why were
you even up there?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343844

Should be a little
     more stable and forgiving
outside the sweet spot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343845

I think they have good
     defenses and ways to track
out the attackers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343846

Godzilla I guess
     that means no one knows how old
the Old Lady is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343847

If it's a question
     you have the experience
to answer, of course.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343848

Police officers,
     for the most part, aren't going
to be joining them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343849

If you don't, use speed
     to clear trash stages faster.
Ok, just a thought.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343850

When the price rebounds,
     you'll make a ton of shekels,
big league. Fully comp.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343851

He's good at lower
     levels because people can't
handle his turrets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343853

3lbs in one week, or
     even one day is nothing
to worry about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343854

Although, I never
     understood why people didn't
like normal water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343855

They obviously
     planned this season "off" (if you
wanna call it that).

Score: 0          

Haiku #343856

[removed] This is why
     the Republican Party
is fading away.

Score: 0          


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