Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #342675

No, I never felt
     like it was severe enough
for me to need help.

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Haiku #342676

Exactly. They know
     what they need to do, and how
much daylight they need.

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Haiku #342677

And they get it done.
     That has been every farmer
that I know as well.

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Haiku #342678

(At least in my store
     I don't know about others).
Because I want to.

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Haiku #342819

Texas takes so damn
     long to release the results.
It's been three long months!

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Haiku #342820

It's funny when all
     the pieces of puzzle start
to come together.

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Haiku #342821

This wasn't my friend's
     doing, he just booked the shows
for this other guy.

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Haiku #342822

The First Amendment
     should clearly protect against
such injustices.

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Haiku #342823

There's some really neat
     subtle crossover and lore
nods between the games.

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Haiku #342824

I'm going to miss
     their relationship when we're
done watching the show.

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Haiku #342825

How do you describe
     outside to those who've never
experienced it?

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Haiku #342826

I wouldn't expect
     to go more than 16-17mph
at most on flat ground.

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Haiku #342827

Good luck with your sale!
     The blue donut is bigger
than its ever been.

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Haiku #342828

Stay with the Fury
     and think about upgrading
when Vega comes out.

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Haiku #342829

Does Barnes count? If you've
     included Beardsley you need
his partner in crime.

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Haiku #342830

I really wouldn't
     use any of those relearn
tomes at the moment.

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Haiku #342831

The better you are
     the worse weapons you can use
and still win with them.

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Haiku #342832

Lawsuits. Dishonor."
     My point is that they shouldn't
be responsible.

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Haiku #342833

So funny to see
     different perspectives on whats
rare and whats common...

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Haiku #342834

I'm surprised Youngstown
     actually has the Browns over
the Steelers this week.

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Haiku #342835

Don't worry about
     your dry spells, just keep your eyes
peeled for quality.

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Haiku #342836

Can he vote for Trump
     or does he have to update
his registration?

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Haiku #342837

I think good ole boys
     just don't want to kill someone
flying the colors.

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Haiku #342838

And that doing ones
     job somehow represents their
personal beliefs.

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Haiku #342839

Bingo THIS WHOLE WORLDS
     IS KOREAN VS WILDCARD
TEAMS Spanking your wife.

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Haiku #342840

The magician does.
     The rituals themselves are
just window dressing.

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Haiku #342841

I guess I would say
     the issue is I'm worried
this will never stop.

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Haiku #342842

The silver lining
     is like you said I can clear
the content, for now.

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Haiku #342843

Hopefully she gets
     the life sentence she deserves.
Not zombie nation!

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Haiku #342844

This is also not
     worth the time because those spots
are not guaranteed.

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Haiku #342845

Do you have siblings?
     Are your parents together
or separated?

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Haiku #342846

And I'll gladly send
     you all my order numbers
once my phone shows up.

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Haiku #342847

When resting she can
     ALSO do a ritual
spell or Tome action.

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Haiku #342848

Minus the painful
     traffic, it really wasn't
too bad of a day.

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Haiku #342849

So purchasing said
     economic textbook would
sort of be pointless.

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Haiku #342850

You live in a world
     where you are one of the most
important people.

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Haiku #342851

You are more asleep
     than those you see around you.
You are not awake.

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Haiku #342852

So, standards are set
     for how much a bushel should
weigh for different crops.

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Haiku #342853

He's only gonna
     get better and come back more
hungry then ever.

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Haiku #342854

You don't know me friend.
     Thank you im looking into
both of them Hi there!

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Haiku #342855

That was a very
     scary story, but restored
my faith in mankind.

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Haiku #342856

I know that it is
     definitely a problem
in the sciences.

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Haiku #342857

So fast and just flies
     around the secondary
to pick off passes.

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Haiku #342858

[deleted] [removed]
     I'm not sure you read the post
you responded to.

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Haiku #342859

But things like weed should
     be federally legalized
like gay marriage was.

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Haiku #342860

Very close minded
     community so there is
nothing for me here.

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Haiku #342861

Definitely not
     opposed to hearing viewpoints
counter to mine though.

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Haiku #342862

I've learned my lesson.
     Gonna take some time and just
focus on myself!".

Score: 0          

Haiku #342863

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #342865

It just feels weird when
     your best removal spell is
suddenly useless.

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Haiku #342866

If you sincerely
     want to work at this, by all
means you can do it.

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Haiku #342867

She's already trying
     to pry her way back in but
I am staying strong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #28520

If you ever need
     anyone to talk to feel
free to PM me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342868

But it kinda sounds
     like you're not going to be
happy either way?

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Haiku #342869

Awesome game! I just
     wish the map editor was
more user friendly.

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Haiku #342870

I love that it is
     zipping around so quick you
can barely catch him.

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Haiku #342871

And the greatest threat
     to gays in our time comes from
Islamic culture.

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Haiku #342872

We'll see. Got no clue
     what it's about, so i don't
know how i'll react.

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Haiku #342873

I will often just
     push you away when I need
attention from you.

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Haiku #342874

I do find that jerks
     and difficult tables aren't
always poor tippers.

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Haiku #342875

I'm glad she was right
     :D I have sex with every
hamster that consents.

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Haiku #342876

You're right tho since they're
     shipping out of NA they'd prob
do it all themself.

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Haiku #342877

This is really cool!
     I've actually always wondered
this weirdly enough.

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Haiku #342878

[deleted] [removed]
     That guy loves Trump to death though.
He won't squeal. Removed.

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Haiku #342880

During the Eakins
     tenure, he looked drained and lost
all his excitement.

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Haiku #342881

There is literally
     nothing out of his normal
business practice here.

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Haiku #342882

That's why. If nothing
     happens in a video
you've got two options.

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Haiku #342883

LOL If you
     want quiet and nice, hang out
in uptown a bit.

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Haiku #342884

Most of us 20-somethings
     aren't that well put together!
Hello, Iron Sheik.

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Haiku #342885

only if you know
     what you're looking for Berry
is so insightful.

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Haiku #342886

I don't even No
     I really don't I get straight
bullet molested.

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Haiku #342887

I think most players
     pricing has been pretty flat
since the game came out.

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Haiku #342888

I, uh... what? Really?
     Look at his stats from last year
and get back to me.

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Haiku #342959

Neither do I, we're
     similar, but our nations
have diverged alot.

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Haiku #342960

I thought his rookie
     year he's actually pretty damn
good defensively.

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Haiku #342961

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

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Haiku #342962

you must give feedback
     within that thread in order
to post your own link).

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Haiku #342963

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #342964

Do you not think those
     who harass the disabled
should be named and shamed?

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Haiku #342965

Most of that empty
     land you see is managed by
federal agencies.

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Haiku #342966

Because I've never
     seen someone turn their engine
off to fill up. Weird.

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Haiku #342967

I train at balance
     Rittenhouse, in the end there
can be only one.

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Haiku #342968

This! I have unlocked
     the whole set and yes it needs
to be way stronger.

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Haiku #342969

Dude you are so weird
     LOL Monaco is
indeed super tight.

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Haiku #342970

It's not the same thing.
     You need a reality
check, that's what you need.

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Haiku #342971

Because a single
     cop almost certainly turned
up, said hi, and left?

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Haiku #342972

It was a little
     weird, but you all seem to still
be friends so. Love it.

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Haiku #342973

Poor guy. Yes. At least
     all the regular season
games I have been too.

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Haiku #342974

And after thirty
     years and seven children, that's
thrilling in itself.

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Haiku #342975

Couldn't this also
     be the sleeper jumping up
and down with the rail...?

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Haiku #342976

That's it. You'll never
     do enough coke to actually
really enjoy it.

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Haiku #342977

As far as we know.
     They're ok I guess. I won't
support Jew Press though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342978

Or your Democrat
     candidate who should actually
be held to the law.

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Haiku #342979

Nope OP wants to help,
     all she's asking is that her
mom meets her half way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342980

Say fuck it and cry?
     Yell some more over tickets?
Cry? Looks like you're right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342981

It looked dated (or
     at least creatively low
budget) when it aired.

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Haiku #342982

Would have looked better
     if he was just standing there
enveloped in smoke.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342983

Why is it my job
     to reach out to him to find
out more about him?

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Haiku #342984

Given that, I think
     you need to just keep doing
what you are doing.

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Haiku #342985

However many
     places are just that damn booked.
Could go either way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342987

Friends don't steal from friends.
     Just cut them out of your life
and be done with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342988

Make buying a car
     not testament to people's
moral character.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342989

At home, you likely
     share your bandwidth with others
in the neighborhood.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342990

Oh good! How much did
     you lose your first month if you
don't mind me asking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342991

So many times you
     are in a match where there aren't
any white people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342992

Love lost, never had,
     or ended by bloody means
is stock and trade here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342993

Man. I guess the time
     you submit an article
has a big impact.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342994

No, most people would
     have to pick one they really
want and grind it out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342995

Sometimes I wonder
     why people do it at all..
All the best to you!

Score: 0          

Haiku #342996

You mean Green Jesus?
     That's the most beautiful cat
I've ever seen. sent!

Score: 0          

Haiku #342997

I had never known
     makeup collections could be
like that before! False.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342998

There are other sides,
     but in terms of behavior,
those are the effects.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342999

Whether Katya gets
     crowned tonight or not, I will
always support her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343000

Well they clearly just
     want to push it all at once
which is fine by me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343001

You can only use
     this effect of "Galaxy
Cyclone" once per turn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343002

I've only noticed
     being paired with others from
last game a few times.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343003

As much as I hate
     your posts, this one I agree
with lol. wat?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343004

The technicians were
     hanging upright though, weren't they?
He could have done that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343005

I'm not suggesting
     that, I listed it as one
possible option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343006

Absolutely for!
     [removed] Yo this trailer is
actually really hype.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343007

However for him
     to try and make an excuse
for her was stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343008

so you want to put
     your skill levels there if you're
not gonna max it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343009

I hope he has been
     offered to everyone who
ever lived. Subscribe!

Score: 0          

Haiku #343010

It has pretty good
     coverage and the color match
is damn near perfect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343011

I leveled a dual
     wield lightning trickster that was
very fun to play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343012

You don't want to be
     flagged down as a student who
is faking sick notes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343013

As he grew in strength,
     he proclaimed himself, "Great Sage,
Equal to Heaven."

Score: 0          

Haiku #343014

Farm Silver Tickets
     if you don't have Macho Legs,
he is a godsend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343015

Islands that once had
     mushrooms Caffeine is a drug..
do you drink coffee?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343016

Despite having mail
     armour hunters have always
been pretty squishy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343017

All Hillary does
     is let Trump use his own words
to piss people off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343018

I'll play with it more
     tonight, to see what I might
be able to do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343019

Like true neutral clothes.
     But you from what I've seen pull
off awesome outfits!

Score: 0          

Haiku #343021

But they won't do it.
     [deleted] "Hey, this lady's
having a bad day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343022

Just wanted to get
     some feedback from people who
will actually give it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343023

On Tuesday two guards
     were locked inside a building
which was then burned down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343024

Love to see all Trump's
     accusers front row center
at the next debate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343025

So like Dust V had
     the same number of people
in challenger. Dang!

Score: 0          

Haiku #343026

Plenty of people
     got off their asses, they just
didn't agree with you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343027

I like my people
     with thick skin and a savvy
sense of self defense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343028

If they really can't
     stand Hillary don't vote or
vote for someone else.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343240

We can't have open
     borders, our economy
doesn't work like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343241

He gives you the facts
     and doesn't give a fuck if
you like them or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343242

Black people don't dress
     like this. You're not really black.
Your parents are "white."

Score: 0          

Haiku #343243

I guess there just aren't
     any compelling Dragon
types out there right now?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343244

It's pretty much up
     to you and how much fat you
can tolerate, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343245

Hopefully someone
     out there took it by mistake
or something. Good luck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343246

Many times. I am
     thinking that those last days where
worst than what I thought.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343247

But we both know that's
     what you think and that's what you
implied with your post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343248

You get used to it,
     and you learn to fit in breaks
where appropriate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343249

There was no surprise.
     What does that do? Is it just
this model that's banned?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343250

Southern Sweden will
     host the Danish government
starting from next month.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343251

It doesn't really
     slow me down any since I'm
pretty used to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343252

Gee wiz, I don't think
     I've ever actually gotten
mod reports so far.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343253

You can have it all,
     no skill or logic tests are
in your way, just time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343254

Most trump posts don't get
     commented on in any
significant way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343255

I am meant to be
     shocked at how much that is or
how little that is?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343256

Yep. This is a thing.
     I swear I have no fucking
idea why. Cat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343257

They accepted no
     money from Sony and made
millions from this game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343258

lol [removed]
     Loves what? Dick? Ah, everyone
still remembers you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343259

It will probably show
     the downfall of the group &
what led them to split.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343260

People who only
     like you for how you look are
not worth anything.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343261

I don't get many
     games that fit my niche, so I'm
extremely happy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343262

We should be grateful
     people are willing to share
their findings with us.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343263

Kinda frustrating...
     [removed] Nope. The doublethink
is strong with this one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343264

But make sure that, if
     she means that much to you, not
to alienate her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343265

Find a good trials team,
     practice together and then
go to the lighthouse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343266

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343267

You are not ready
     for Hardcore if you raging
at a random RIP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343268

Good: I got to go
     home this weekend and spend some
time with my family.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343269

Any way you can
     try to get your opponent
to trade him away?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343270

I would like to know.
     OP reply to this if you
get good answers please.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343271

For example when
     I fail miserably I'll think
I've failed the city.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343272

Not so much, at least
     not with that name but a more
elusive Asda.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343273

And I'll tell you, trying
     to figure out when those games
are, will not be fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343275

Saying so is just
     pointing elsewhere and yelling
HEY LOOK Actually yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343276

Now, I'm not saying
     that you can't find someone who
is on board with that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313343

Just do your research
     and got into it knowing
what you want. Good luck!

Score: 0          

Haiku #343277

These comments are nuts.
     I think Blizzard has to look
at Mercy again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343278

I'd say one can love
     their country without putting
down other countries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343279

Usually you'll mark
     objectives that your squad is
already taking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343280

=P Good luck though, I'm
     sure there's gotta be a few
southwest Brits on here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343281

As Mercy you cant
     hold down and completely lock
off a location.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343282

It would at least be
     tolerable then because
she's supposed to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343283

I'm also really
     disappointed they didn't just
let Dobbs play his game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343284

There's a program out
     there that can already do
something similar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343285

Blues Traveler wouldn't
     make a very good Mormon
then Whats Mario?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343286

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343287

I wish. [removed] That's
     the Nigerian Prince 2k
Tourney I assume?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343288

Imagine storming
     the beach fighting for your life
when that shit gets lost.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343289

Games are for playing.
     Fuck. There was a trilogy
not a whole season.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343290

did you watch it once?
     If so, may I recommend
you watch it again?

Score: 0          

Haiku #343291

[removed] Yes. They are
     really good at spending large
amounts of money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343292

Liberals support Wynne
     but can't bring themselves to just
openly say it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343293

I didn't ask a store.
     I have a friend that works there
and he confirmed it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343294

Good enough. Our lord
     and savior Dak will finish
the job. Thank you, sir.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343295

What people often
     misconceive is that all groups
are used for control.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343296

Just don't feed until
     you have it (as long as it's
only a few days).

Score: 0          

Haiku #343297

I believe it is
     dishonest to tack these fees
into a used car.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343298

Be careful about
     running your own cavalry
into the stakes though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #343299

Alcoholism?
     Murdering Alcoholics?
What do you mean? Same.

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