Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #321981

I guess you could say
     he's got a *Legendary*
mind for the game, eh?

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Haiku #321982

So are you saying
     this is the "Great" time we are
trying to get back to?

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Haiku #321983

And if he chooses
     to fight with you on that, or
things just don't get planned...

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Haiku #321984

But it's not confirmed
     that skull will work with hunter,
just an assumption.

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Haiku #321985

Maybe not all but
     I'm pretty sure most of these
are from the album.

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Haiku #321986

Not just the sight but
     also the sounds they both make.
Yum. Good times for all.

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Haiku #321987

I noticed the next
     day that the (city) graveyard
closes at sundown.

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Haiku #321988

Imagine charging
     into a wall of several
foot long pikes and spears.

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Haiku #321989

Maybe the Army
     didn't want him because of his
NAMBLA tendencies?

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Haiku #321990

I'm not saying that's
     the case, but some very smart
people have said that.

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Haiku #321991

My room is open~
     Nah you're just an idiot.
Keep on keeping on.

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Haiku #321992

I really don't care
     much for the logo, it's too
generic looking.

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Haiku #321993

I actually agree
     that the jails and courts should be
centrally located.

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Haiku #321994

I find that the more
     finely milled ones are actually
good with my large pores.

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Haiku #321995

Entertainment is
     the most important reason
for me to do it.

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Haiku #321996

You might be able
     to find it locally but
I'm not sure. You're right.

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Haiku #321997

Their internal polls
     must be telling them something
X Thanks for the tip!

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Haiku #321998

Grind online dating
     for months and months and you might
land a date or two.

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Haiku #321999

Where can I find these
     mythical forest planted
by carbon offsets?

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Haiku #322000

I do sneak a few
     sour patch kids every day though.
Don't tell the po po.

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Haiku #322001

I know I'm stating
     the obvious but this is
bad news for us all.

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Haiku #322002

But that's all I'll say.
     The twists and turns are shocking.
Ethan Hawke is great.

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Haiku #322003

Fair point. I agree,
     sometimes their "budget" models
can be pretty nice.

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Haiku #322004

Hate that guy, there's more
     to comedy than your dick,
Nick. Not exactly.

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Haiku #322005

No point arguing
     with you types, you just don't want
to hear common sense.

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Haiku #322006

I know its too late,
     but if possible, always
order from the store.

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Haiku #322007

I could be wrong but
     I think this only happens
in the yellow zones?

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Haiku #322008

We get enough crap
     as it is, now it's going
to get even worse.

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Haiku #322009

*if you want to get
     better at watching your words,
you totally can!

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Haiku #322010

Shooting targets feels
     okay but soon you're looking
for a bigger high.

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Haiku #322011

I personally don't
     like project skins but they put
some efforts in them.

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Haiku #322012

After a couple
     boyfriends, I now have my life
partner of five years.

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Haiku #322013

If I get groceries,
     he offers to cook so he's
doing his fair share.

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Haiku #322014

At the time I thought
     this must be what it feels like
to be a genius.

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Haiku #322015

Liberals say: we can
     solve government corruption
with more government.

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Haiku #322016

By the same logic,
     one could say the same about
Christianity.

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Haiku #322017

"Pleasure to meet you."
     That Tesla isn't going
to pay for itself.

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Haiku #322018

Maybe I can look
     into this deeper after
some current stuff is up.

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Haiku #322019

I can spend a long
     time taking a dump, doesn't
mean it isn't shit.

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Haiku #322020

Fucking bell peppers.
     [deleted] And Kentucky
would laugh in your face.

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Haiku #322021

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #322022

I thought the arc where
     he was actually TRAPPED was good
according to most?

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Haiku #322023

There seems to be some
     debate on if the cheese is
gluten free or not.

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Haiku #322024

Part of the problems
     in life, or someone who works
to make things better?

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Haiku #322026

Thanks, but that really
     doesn't tell me at all what
is still worth farming.

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Haiku #322027

I suspect these two
     things could be reliant on
the same broken code.

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Haiku #322028

I got my access
     code yesterday finally
(yay!) and love the site!

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Haiku #322029

Either way, my face,
     legs, stomach is all fair skin,
but my arms are not.

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Haiku #322030

I've seen so many
     fail their projects through setting
unrealistic plans.

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Haiku #322031

Liberals love to put
     people into groups only
when it's positive.

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Haiku #322032

I know this sounds weird,
     But I think editors need
to work on all three.

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Haiku #322033

I've got the nano.
     It is pretty good once you
get the hang of it.

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Haiku #313287

Part of that reason
     is because your camera takes
really good pictures.

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Haiku #322034

This is part of why
     Trump saying "Kill the Families"
offends me so much.

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Haiku #322035

As Sean was married,
     his wife is the one to get
the information.

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Haiku #322036

id be moving just
     to work and pay child support.
isolate myself.

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Haiku #322037

I want to like him,
     but he's making it very
difficult for me.

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Haiku #322038

Folks have alcohol
     on hand. Party escalates.
Photos are taken.

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Haiku #322039

Regardless, it can't
     be any more broken than
the game mode is now.

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Haiku #322041

Good marriage, good job,
     reasonably healthy, some
money in the bank.

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Haiku #322042

Have fun, everyone.
     Seriously, we've weathered
through the worst before.

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Haiku #322043

"My problem is X!"
     "Proof?" "I couldn't find any
examples of X.

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Haiku #322044

Thanks for feedback guys.
     I guess I'll have to check out
Gray Whale and The Brooke.

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Haiku #322045

I don't get the tall,
     i get the slim, and they fit
perfectly for me.

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Haiku #322046

Well we shall see then.
     They are strict though so maybe
we will find out. Why?

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Haiku #322047

cal kings are slightly
     narrower and longer than
regular king beds.

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Haiku #322048

I can't justify
     the expense now, but I would
have liked to have one.

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Haiku #322049

However, I think
     your other muscles will fail
before your core does.

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Haiku #322050

This looks like it'll be
     in the Sonora he was
in prison for life.

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Haiku #322051

I don't even know
     why I bother responding
to comments like these.

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Haiku #322052

But rather than wait
     for him to break up with you...
beat him to the punch.

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Haiku #322053

And I'm sure we'll go
     in the game this year doing
the exact same thing.

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Haiku #322054

Id say they both SUCK.
     But because Teen Choice is still
the bigger platform.

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Haiku #322055

When we're faced with time
     limited items, we get
panicky and stressed.

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Haiku #322056

I hardly care if
     I pay my sub and don't play
all month, personally.

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Haiku #322057

It's a lot rougher
     around the edges and more
on the dry sim side.

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Haiku #322058

There's lots of antique
     stores and other cool places
to pop into though!

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Haiku #322059

Would be nice if you
     could talk to teammates without
needing to add them.

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Haiku #322060

Fixed some visual
     issues with Luke Cage's Chunk
O' Concrete power.

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Haiku #322061

By documenting
     the scene they can look and see
what the scene looked like.

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Haiku #322062

Do you think they just
     sit outside for a few months
and hope for the best?

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Haiku #322063

In fact the other
     person responding to you
lays out some good points.

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Haiku #322064

And the mob he was
     yelling this at cheered and cheered
and cheered and still do.

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Haiku #322065

Your work makes you less
     ladylike, which has its perks,
but also its cons.

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Haiku #322066

I like Rob Reiner,
     but I don't think this project
would suit him, ya know?

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Haiku #322067

I feel you for sure.
     I'm personally on the fence
about it myself.

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Haiku #322068

I love it's design
     but the typing makes it x4
weak to poison Bleached?

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Haiku #322069

And they were older
     children too, like school age, not
toddlers or infants.

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Haiku #322070

You don't need other
     people to tell you your stats
are high. You know that.

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Haiku #322072

So be careful when
     you make all encompassing
statements like you did.

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Haiku #322073

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #322074

I can be blind drunk
     and talk clear as day and be
very functional.

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Haiku #322075

I feel like we should
     get a food group together
and try these joints out.

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Haiku #322076

I don't post any
     pictures that I wouldn't want
anyone to see.

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Haiku #322077

That's such a simple
     thing I never would've guest
to do, thanks so much!

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Haiku #322078

Give them another
     book about a magic man
and tell them its real.

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Haiku #322079

He lied. Same, mostly
     because of the macro nerd
politics in play.

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Haiku #322080

I'm saying that our
     perceptions dictate or mood
to a large degree.

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Haiku #322081

Damien himself
     considered this, and it could
likely be the case.

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Haiku #322082

Thank you for your post,
     I felt the exact same way
for most of my life.

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Haiku #322083

Project Icarus
     has some galactic Space Force
type implications.

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Haiku #322084

I don't have to sneak
     outside while I leave my kid
alone in the house.

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Haiku #322085

Eight isn't enough
     really, and I'd love to hear
the sounds you're making.

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Haiku #322086

If you wait it out,
     and just dodge some attacks, it'll
take them out. Not yet.

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Haiku #322087

I've already spent
     over a year thinking what
if and it's damn hard.

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Haiku #322088

It's a good downtime
     activity when you need
to sit for a bit.

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Haiku #322089

I see the problem
     now, but confusing isn't
the right word for it.

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Haiku #322090

And It only took
     you one comment to prove that.
There you go again!!

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Haiku #322091

It's stimulating
     developers to just build
luxury housing.

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Haiku #322092

Widow may not be
     as concerned with killing her
opponents, but still.

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Haiku #322093

The $10K is a small
     fraction of my overall
financial burden.

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Haiku #322094

Well let's get things straight.
     Karate as a martial
art takes many forms.

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Haiku #322095

Oooh, good idea!
     I'll try it out when I get
out of the office!

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Haiku #322096

I would t suggest
     this with Hillary likely
to get elected.

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Haiku #322097

All around good stuff.
     Giving up and acting much
older than they are.

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Haiku #322098

I don't have the cans
     at the moment so i'm not
sure the exact type.

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Haiku #322099

Bird Person Man how
     cool would a year in which ALL
champs get dethroned be?

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Haiku #322100

I would get involved
     in the community you
are targeting first.

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Haiku #322101

Can I get a link
     :o Correct. Id go fully
loaded personally.

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Haiku #322102

Then plop the flash stick
     in your new rig and install
the drivers that way.

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Haiku #322103

Because I moved here
     from the Northeast and people
are not friendly here.

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Haiku #322104

I'll be sure to give
     one of them a go soon, dark
net will help me out.

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Haiku #322105

Except all content
     is digital, so the house
literally can't lose.

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Haiku #322106

I just figured I'd
     give it a shot and apply.
Thanks for the advice.

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Haiku #322107

Much more efficient
     in regards of power, space,
beacons and modules.

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Haiku #322108

Has anyone else
     tried to change the companion
that close to a trip?

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Haiku #322109

Hard mode here I come!
     It really does seem to be
changing and that's great.

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Haiku #322110

I'm pretty sure I've
     seen what a great story is.
We've cried together.

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Haiku #322111

They are not **supposed**
     to sell the codes, or even
require purchases.

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Haiku #322112

The part diverted
     away from the temples is
the tax, isn't it?

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Haiku #322113

The Surly Straggler
     sells right in that neighborhood
on the used market.

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Haiku #322114

Jordan has the most
     refugees from Syria
out of all countries.

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Haiku #322115

I'm looking to play
     fallout and also mostly
multiplayer games.

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Haiku #322116

However, humans
     have to be humane and look
out for each other.

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Haiku #322117

Thankyou! Also, skill
     points are a necessity.
How can we get one.

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Haiku #322118

Can you confirm me
     the model number you got
in your email please?

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Haiku #322119

We have that You can't
     see other player's time played,
it is personal.

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Haiku #322120

I'm sure he never
     meant for this to happen but
what did he expect?

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Haiku #322121

Source: have watched dog spend
     long amounts of time chasing
own tail No kidding?!

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Haiku #322122

Sounds like if you were
     to tire him out more you
might have better luck.

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Haiku #322123

Plus who doesn't live
     kicking someone in the back
from across the screen?

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Haiku #322124

Put the house for sale,
     don't respond to anything
besides her lawyer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322125

Maybe there shouldn't
     be tipping and restaurant staff
should just be paid well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322126

keister stash is
     the only way you're going
to get past the dogs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322127

I just hope they can
     fix the saving issues they've
been having lately.

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Haiku #322128

Again, thanks so much
     for the insight, I really
appreciate it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322129

So instead of just
     not abusing it, I'll just
place limits on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322130

I think this is more
     important than just "getting
the character right".

Score: 0          

Haiku #322131

If you don't care, don't
     pay attention, hide the thread,
down vote, whatever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322132

Probably, but hasn't
     had the same playoff success
which matter for HoF.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322133

Boys will NOT be boys,
     Uncle Jack. Men will be men
and act like men now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322134

Very rare to find
     on a property you are
buying for that cheap.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322135

I was planning on
     doing some sort of poison
TS build with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322136

You need a live one
     to stimulate your prostate.
Still working on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322137

It just depends on
     how much of the market cares
about privacy.

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Haiku #322138

A calculator
     app only needs to know what
number you're thinking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322139

And that's what you say,
     having never been exposed
to it. And that's fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322140

Click that and it will
     bring you to a page that has
the hard drives listed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322141

You could also try
     the our weekly Saturday
game suggestion thread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322142

Let them know that you
     want to be in the kitchen
and be on the line.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322143

Like Trump Skyscrapers
     Investment in Teddy is
going to pay off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322144

What specific song
     from the Star Wars soundtrack are
you refering to?

Score: 0          

Haiku #322145

Company rules are
     the company rules, know them
and abide by them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322146

It gets addictive
     =P. Yeah, waiting on hair sucks,
I'm in the same boat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322147

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322148

It's way darker than
     the rest of here. That's weird. Yes.
Even a used one?

Score: 0          

Haiku #322149

Based on this, they now
     roll it out to pretty much
every major road.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322150

My aunt's cat is like
     this, but will occasionally
bite the hand that feeds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322151

He called me a dick.
     This is how sociopaths
are born lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322152

That alone has been
     crazy help and it's only
been a couple weeks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322153

She will weasel out
     I bet. I certainly hope
not though! I'm surprised.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322154

If you can get good
     distance on those, then that seems
like it would be fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322155

Either can work, I'd
     suggest asking your players
what they'd like to play.

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Haiku #322156

The humor that was
     also thrown into the scene
was spectacular.

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Haiku #322157

They totally just
     turned around and left after
serving a warrant.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322158

Reminds of a book
     I read. One of the Fear Street
books, I think. Really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322159

[deleted] Stop? no.
     They can help alleviate
the threat but that's it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322160

System* and took notes.
     Fireworks!!! He does now that you
mentioned it Me me!

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Haiku #322161

I'm an oily girl
     so I'm like the ultimate
primer connoisseur.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322162

Literally feels like
     what I imagine a heart
attack would feel like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322163

It's really a way
     to dump marks, but you don't get
the full benefit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #322164

For the area
     referenced in the article,
you want Downriver.

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Haiku #322165

Happy to see now
     I won't have too! Wow I had
no clue about that!

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Haiku #322166

It all depends on
     your total power draw from
your system right now.

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Haiku #322167

There are already
     those who claim it was done by
the US government.

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Haiku #322168

You CAN sequence break
     in a from game if you want
and it's not a glitch.

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Haiku #322169

Sad. All of the games
     will be over by the time
I get home tonight.

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Haiku #289585

I don't remember
     the last time a landmark spawned
anything for me.

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Haiku #322170

There's definitely
     certain ones that overlap
more than others though.

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Haiku #322171

Which is why it should
     be OK to steal people's
air conditioner.

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Haiku #322172

If you cleared the drain
     and this happens again, you'll
need to call a tech.

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Haiku #322173

If none of that sounds
     appealing to you, you're not
gonna like the game.

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Haiku #322174

Bali, but seeing
     as you have just come back from
Aussie maybe not.

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Haiku #322175

That mental damage
     is physically reflected
in a gems body.

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Haiku #322176

and how great it is
     to see that they have many
idea's and plans.

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Haiku #322177

I honestly want
     Steven to use Rose's Sword
instead of Connie.

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Haiku #322178

i think they referred
     to it as an "optical
migraine" or something.

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Haiku #322179

I'm sure she had her
     faults, too, but she didn't deserve
what happened to her.

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Haiku #322180

I know right? I paid
     for porn once and didn't know what
to do with myself.

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Haiku #322181

As is tradition.
     What is A Fetch? Whatever.
Im having cheese fries.

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Haiku #322182

Yeah but why the fuck
     do we go to a doctor
for EVERYTHING ELSE?

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