Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #321776

Wow, just wow!" response
     and try to do some actual
critical thinking.

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Haiku #321777

But, maybe, maybe
     if touching a nut kills you,
you're supposed to die.

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Haiku #321778

Keeps the riff raff out
     so there's less competition
against top IP firms.

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Haiku #321779

Never buy new cards
     when a new set comes out, you
will always get fleeced.

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Haiku #321781

See what we can do
     I'm not a smoker (lifelong
asthma for the win!

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Haiku #321782

also people on
     other servers won't respect
you because of this.

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Haiku #321783

So, simply, I think
     you like Kanye more because
he's better than Drake.

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Haiku #321784

Which is really strange
     because it's almost always
raining around here.

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Haiku #321785

It just swatched so nice!
     [deleted] At that point, sure.
But not at the end.

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Haiku #321786

He just wants someone
     to pat his head and tell him
he's right all the time?

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Haiku #321787

They saw that as more
     important and practical.
I can see both sides.

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Haiku #321788

Breathing hard and all
     that, which I know is because
I'm out of shape, ha.

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Haiku #321789

Whatever your needs
     are, I would make sure they are
fulfilled, and then some.

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Haiku #321790

Every time I did
     that, I got the red error
flashed across my screen.

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Haiku #321791

poor you I do like
     TS but works great when you
have friends to play with.

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Haiku #321792

Listen to several
     songs he has mixed before you
make your decision.

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Haiku #321793

I also wouldn't
     have the guy mixing your track
master it as well.

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Haiku #321794

A half size isn't
     much different, but the issue
could be the toe height.

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Haiku #321796

If they tell you don't
     go to X or Y zone, don't
go, and you'll be fine.

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Haiku #321797

I do not believe
     violent uprisings produce
positive results.

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Haiku #321798

The most important
     part This is a rule to bring
at session zero.

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Haiku #321799

This is the same Trump
     who called McCain a loser
for being captured.

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Haiku #321800

I understand if
     not so as not to reveal
too many details.

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Haiku #321801

Their falafel is
     delicious without being
heavy and greasy.

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Haiku #321802

I finally got
     around to having a look
at the resources.

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Haiku #321803

Hopefully Romney
     endorses Hillary or
(more likely) Johnson.

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Haiku #321804

I was like dam what
     are these spin bonuses I've
been missing out on.

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Haiku #321805

EDIT: I added
     further clarification
on this in my post.

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Haiku #321806

Does mowing before
     or after application
affect anything?

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Haiku #321807

You guys are just wired
     differently I mean, what is
this, criminal minds?

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Haiku #321808

And if you think Trump
     wouldn't do the same to his
enemies, you're mad.

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Haiku #321809

Apparently it's
     not very burdensome on
the servers as well!

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Haiku #321810

In your example,
     the Ravens fans didn't give Ray
Rice a pass did they?

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Haiku #321811

I still live at home
     and think it would be awkward
to make it happen.

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Haiku #321812

Ugh the mouse squeak is
     just the worst sound in this game,
I had to pick mouse.

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Haiku #321813

The nurse put her hand
     on my foot and it made me
feel so much better.

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Haiku #321814

I hate the fact most
     veteran level or higher
mobs have a break bar.

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Haiku #321815

Apache's have night
     vision, they slaughter people
trying to run away.

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Haiku #321816

Get back to Ireland,
     or what ever colony
you came from. Chargers?

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Haiku #321817

I think, like most here,
     you're putting this book on too
high a pedestal.

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Haiku #321818

It's cheap as fuck while
     being one of the safest
cities in Europe.

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Haiku #321819

By being selfish.
     I didn't particularly
feel bad about it.

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Haiku #321820

I get to relax
     and not have conflict, she gets
the stuff that she wants.

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Haiku #321821

You have to have some
     sort of assumptions to say
anything is truth.

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Haiku #321822

What was once promised
     isn't always feasible
once production starts.

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Haiku #321823

Ah Gabriel nods,
     "Well, let's do it together
I suppose?" He says.

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Haiku #321824

They were very good
     allies until they started
to fight for power.

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Haiku #321825

For me its always
     been weird seeing people like
or love their sibling.

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Haiku #321826

It could be the chip,
     but I'd still say it's probably
bad caps or the like.

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Haiku #321827

You can be a slave
     if you're the only person
who doesn't own it.

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Haiku #288685

If you PM me
     your address id be happy
to check on the price!

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Haiku #321828

Well for one the school
     system, and having to pay
for education.

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Haiku #321829

This fan theory is
     ridiculous It would seem
like you could do this.

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Haiku #321830

There was also no
     warning that this was going
to happen, either.

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Haiku #321831

You were blessed with some
     long, beautiful arms, lady!
So jealous of them!

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Haiku #321832

End of expansion
     is usually just people
prepping for release.

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Haiku #321833

From there I can get
     more constructive about how
to go about things.

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Haiku #321834

[deleted] It felt
     good to be out of the rain.
Holy shit, you too?

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Haiku #321835

For everything else
     dodge and circling around him
should be enough? Thanks!

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Haiku #321836

It just means Rick was
     trying to mess with time travel,
not that it's a thing.

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Haiku #321837

Cutting for months or
     years is difficult, taking
breaks is good for us.

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Haiku #321838

I spend more by far
     on rent and gas each month than
I do on groceries...

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Haiku #321839

It's a great profit,
     but the issue is bringing
in a replacement.

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Haiku #321840

But that's exactly
     what we see happen, over
and over again.

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Haiku #321841

I think that's the point.
     that way they only ever
have to buy one phone.

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Haiku #321842

Computing probably
     or maybe even surround
monitor set up.

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Haiku #321843

I hadn't realized
     how much my lungs were compressed
until he was out.

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Haiku #321844

If nobody else,
     at least the Clinton campaign
would make sure of that.

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Haiku #321845

Yeah fuck off!!! Jesus,
     he just started chasing you?
Fuck that gives me chills.

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Haiku #321846

Forbidden to me.
     Shall I follow another
path, so to be free?

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Haiku #321847

"You love me now, bitch?"
     he asks, before slapping his
cocks against her face.

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Haiku #321848

Hopefully it all
     works out! thanks for doing this.
What did you expect?

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Haiku #321849

Dune as well was most
     definitely extremely
difficult to write.

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Haiku #321850

It would not be hard
     at all to have the best stuff
in the worst planets.

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Haiku #321851

It's not cheating if
     the most basic feature is
removed from the app.

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Haiku #321852

Second attempt put
     in salt instead of sugar
in scones. Still passed though!

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Haiku #321853

To summarize look
     at how transitions affect
players instructions.

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Haiku #321854

Not *critics reviews*,
     the number of good reviews
versus bad reviews.

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Haiku #321855

why is it naive?
     he needs a few number tweaks,
but not too many.

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Haiku #321856

He said it scared him.
     Now he doesn't drink coffee
or energy drinks.

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Haiku #321857

Just because they're both
     orange doesn't mean we should
lump them together.

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Haiku #321858

They used to allow
     changing the base clock, but not
the multiplier.

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Haiku #321859

Ill have to boost or
     level a new toon for what
im re rolling to.

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Haiku #321860

Honestly, i think
     the simplest option would be
the one with the birds.

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Haiku #321861

There's a reason we're
     born, it's just not the reason
most people wish for.

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Haiku #321862

For a while now that's
     been done automatically,
rather than by hand.

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Haiku #321863

Hate to say it, but
     I thought some of the Donald
and Hobbes were funny.

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Haiku #321864

Stretch marks on boobs are
     especially common, and not
at all a turn off.

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Haiku #321865

That's good. I wouldn't
     invite her or her children
over after that.

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Haiku #321866

It only works once
     per name This is similar
to how it would look.

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Haiku #321867

EDIT: They also
     explicitly stated they've
removed the feature.

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Haiku #321868

I could've won some
     small gambling very instead,
you know? Not really.

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Haiku #321869

If I live in say
     Vermont, does it still matter
if I vote Clinton?

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Haiku #321870

They had fish disguised
     as chicken and potatoes
disguised as candles.

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Haiku #321871

I'm handing them out
     like college feminists hand
out trigger warnings.

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Haiku #321872

We'll triple down on
     some conspiracy theories
and hope for the best.

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Haiku #321873

I think biotech
     is the only sector worth
being long right now.

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Haiku #321874

People who prepare
     your food are the last people
you want to fuck with.

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Haiku #321876

Could... could these two things
     be reliant on the same
broken code?? Oh my.

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Haiku #321877

Added! Don't really
     see any here in Ireland
either which is odd.

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Haiku #321878

Some girl is dancing
     in front of me when she backs
up and starts grinding.

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Haiku #321879

Dunno about him
     but you won't catch me playing
this game anymore.

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Haiku #321880

Buy a pink before
     you buy items on backing.
Hug the side you ward.

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Haiku #321881

I had a huge blind
     spot for most of the morning,
then it just faded.

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Haiku #321882

One is that stainless
     on stainless is not very
good for low friction.

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Haiku #321883

Forgive me. My love
     for puns overcame my love
for Brodin and gains.

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Haiku #321884

If you disagree
     with something that's fine, but don't
act like you know me.

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Haiku #321885

This has been something
     that everyone seems to try
at some point in time.

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Haiku #321886

These things were never
     worth teaching to me because
she would get angry.

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Haiku #321887

And that certainty
     came down to a random act,
completely by chance.

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Haiku #321888

In a perfect world?
     Their demise as a movement
and as a concept.

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Haiku #321889

I did not realize
     this was something I needed
to be prepared for.

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Haiku #321890

The illegal guns
     that are here will still be here
if guns are outlawed.

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Haiku #321891

It's not hard to buy
     illegal firearms that *are*
outlawed currently.

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Haiku #321892

Working moving walls
     and finishing the game by
entering the "X".

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Haiku #321893

Yeah that's like super
     bad for you On the one hand:
sweet new swimming pool.

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Haiku #321894

Periodically
     boil it for a few minutes
to kill all the germs.

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Haiku #321895

So, explain to me
     how this is violating
the constitution?

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Haiku #288751

Hong Kong Disneyland
     and Ocean Park Hong Kong since
I was with family.

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Haiku #321897

Am tempted to go
     for it myself, but I can't
afford it right now.

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Haiku #321898

A bit Sherlock Holmes
     esque I suppose, but again
not exactly noir.

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Haiku #321899

Even adjusting
     for timeframe, Sayers isn't
worth the HoF imo.

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Haiku #321900

Or present yourself
     as confident and they won't
even come around.

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Haiku #321901

But then what will you
     do about the illicit
underground building?

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Haiku #321902

IF that was the case
     the fucking EVERYTHING should
be in Germany.

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Haiku #321903

I am sure you are
     worth it and the comfort you
look for does exist.

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Haiku #321904

So while your husband
     was being an ass, what did
you do to stop it?

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Haiku #321905

But assuming you
     have Becker, compare the Aud
book to the FAR book.

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Haiku #321906

Nader is a great
     American who has done
2000000x what Stein has done.

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Haiku #321907

Unfortunately
     there is a large audience
for the creepy shit.

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Haiku #321908

Are you referring
     to the 70's shaka show? Hmmm....
Those don't exist, guy.

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Haiku #321909

My school doesn't start
     until September 6th,
which I'm happy for.

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Haiku #321910

Is there some info
     I should know before going
into this essay?

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Haiku #321911

She has done a lot
     to change and until last night
I was very proud.

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Haiku #321912

Honestly you should
     probably always think natural
language processing.

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Haiku #321913

You don't to think *too*
     much, but still need to react
fast and think sometimes.

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Haiku #321914

Females find the need
     to pee on a lot of things
too when they aren't fixed.

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Haiku #321915

Do you really think
     those are just raw feeds into
the game studio?

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Haiku #321916

close the game and go
     to your purchases and hit
the download button.

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Haiku #321918

Probably the same ones
     mentioned when this question was
asked three days ago.

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Haiku #321919

If you can deflate
     either of those arguments
I'd love to hear it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321920

It does not apply
     to non citizens who are
outside our borders.

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Haiku #321921

I didn't sleep last night,
     just had a couple of hour
nap and i feel great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321922

Stay away from foods
     that will upset your stomach
the day of the gig.

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Haiku #321923

Was she interested
     in dear old hubby after
she tasted some strange?

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Haiku #321924

Also, why do you
     care what some dip shit calls you
on the internet?

Score: 0          

Haiku #321926

The female jungle
     is almost ready for her
adult enclosure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321927

[deleted] Probably
     doesn't have a vehicle
like most of tucson.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321928

No puppet regimes
     or democracies. No aid.
No immigration.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321929

I have a newly
     established lawn (if you can
call it established).

Score: 0          

Haiku #321930

Maybe now you wish
     you'd have gone full defensive
instead of offense.

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Haiku #321931

She is such a nice
     person that the remaining
house guests think she's fake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321932

He literally *has*
     to be taking in too much
to be gaining weight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321933

First, I sincerely
     appreciate you taking
the time to do that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321934

[deleted] The fast
     metabolism shit is
basically a myth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321935

If there's a reason
     to pay the higher prices,
please tell me I'm wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321936

I will also throw
     my two cents in for products
by Sweet Grass Kitchen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321938

The show is pretty
     mild, they had to cut out much
if what made it great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321939

I think the good teams
     know when to make exceptions
and when to not blink.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321940

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321941

I'd only probably
     last a couple days, but man
I love Legacy.

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Haiku #321942

It felt like my face
     was a Picasso painting
and my hands were huge.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321943

I was in the way
     back, so we had space to dance
and it sounded great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321944

Until it doesn't
     and she can't figure out why
she stops losing weight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321945

It is hard now, but
     after it heals he will still
be bouncing around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321946

Once you're deep into
     keto, you'll feel hungry but
not weak. Widow main.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321947

He's either telling
     the truth or something really
bad is going on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321948

Meatballs with mushroom
     gravy and mashed potatoes.
He nods and smiles, "Great!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #321949

But it's still around
     and others will be able
to smell it on you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321950

But waiting a week
     or two isn't worth other
people's three year wait?

Score: 0          

Haiku #321951

I do like Mata
     though, so I feel a little
bad for his luck here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321952

One time though, I got
     so grossed out that I was on
the verge on fainting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321953

Every gay person
     I know thinks the pride parade
is a fucking farce.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321954

Nobody cares who
     works in boardroom if people
can get employment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321955

Both of these comments
     act like I'm compromising
something so sacred.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321956

Once, and only once,
     have I achieved that sober,
through meditation.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321957

SE needs their money
     to keep pushing out updates
at the rate they do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321958

If you understood
     what I meant then there really
isn't a problem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321959

Anderson lowers
     are just as good as any
other forged lower.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321960

That's really helpful
     to know (especially the tip
about the dress code).

Score: 0          

Haiku #321961

I'm very worried
     that this will do nothing but
damage the first one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321962

Drugs will always be
     there it's good to take a step
back once in a while.

Score: 0          

Haiku #321963

Wow! Yours sounds intense.
     I have a similar but
more minor story.

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Haiku #321964

It's not even just
     projectiles, it can also
repel enemies!

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Haiku #321965

Oooh, is that throughout
     the expansion and not just
the artifact quest?

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Haiku #321966

But apparently
     that wasn't enough to stop
someone killing cops.

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Haiku #321967

isn't there a huge
     American naval base
in the Philippines?

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Haiku #321968

What a rube. Just don't
     play it or pay for it when
the content dries up.

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Haiku #321969

If not then I would
     be find letting her not pay
for the costs of this.

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Haiku #321970

It's a caste system.
     They gutted their bench to pick
up a fourth all star.

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Haiku #321971

They're talking about
     "the original feature,"
"enjoyed by many."

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Haiku #321972

As for it being
     "too much", well, that can highly
depend on your coil.

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Haiku #321973

I just need to wait
     and see how it's handled when
the movie comes out.

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Haiku #321974

I'd be totally
     open for the idea
if it weren't for that.

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Haiku #321975

I engulfed his cock
     down my throat as he started
to moan quietly.

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Haiku #321976

Hail the public's blind
     and uninformed consumption!
Down with quality!

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Haiku #321977

If you see mold, you
     can often just scoop it out
without I'll effects.

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Haiku #321978

There can also be
     off smells (like sour, rotten meet,
poop, etc).

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Haiku #321979

That mountain can be
     deceptive due to its non
technical nature.

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Haiku #321980

You don't have to try
     and pretend you are dumber
then you in fact are.

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Haiku #321981

I guess you could say
     he's got a *Legendary*
mind for the game, eh?

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