Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #331927

It's really just not
     as big of a deal as it's
being made into.

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Haiku #331928

You would, counselor.
     EDIT: I don't even know
what I meant by that.

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Haiku #331929

In games where they are
     losing expect white to get
more snaps And that's it.

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Haiku #331930

If by "ugly" you
     mean the best looking pattern
in the game, then sure.

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Haiku #331931

Asking because I've
     been eyeing doing something
in that region too.

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Haiku #331932

Do we really want
     to punish people going
for the objective?

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Haiku #331933

Tristan, you're a bad
     liar and would be better
off saying nothing.

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Haiku #331934

However does not
     change the meaning in contrast
to the Wave Around.

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Haiku #331936

Every day isn't
     amazing, but every day
can be fulfilling.

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Haiku #331937

Agreed. (Agreed) If
     you wanted one then you should
have got an android.

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Haiku #331938

But I actually used
     the videos from College
Humor for testing.

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Haiku #331939

This was in response
     to someone who said "I didn't
know how to say no".

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Haiku #331940

Ten TV stories,
     six novels, eight short stories,
ten comic stories.

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Haiku #331941

The missed tackling is
     not going to go over
well in film review.

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Haiku #331942

I'm starting to get
     asked to do things at church more
often than I'd like.

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Haiku #332084

Cool; thanks. I like him.
     Yes they can, remember how
Indy stole the Colts?

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Haiku #332085

Wilson taking some
     shots, hopefully it's a long
and hard game for him.

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Haiku #332086

I forgot about
     the clocks! THOUSANDS of clocks, too.
All types, didn't matter.

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Haiku #332087

Yeah my sad abs are
     definitely telling me
to be more active.

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Haiku #332088

we actually need less
     marvel flicks, which is what i'm
trying to get at here.

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Haiku #332089

Yeah it makes my blood
     boil, especially if I lose
work because of it.

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Haiku #332090

My deck editor
     is broken too, not adding
cards to main or side.

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Haiku #332091

I'd love to be wrong.
     But after nearly twenty
years, it hasn't changed.

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Haiku #332092

Also, if we could,
     wouldn't we want every game
to be a LAN game?

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Haiku #332093

This sounds interesting.
     I wore my orange Ronnie
Brown jersey today.

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Haiku #332094

Only god thing was
     the bowl of candy sitting
there after your flight.

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Haiku #332095

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #332096

[removed] I mean hey.
     My initial comment was
clearly sarcastic.

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Haiku #332097

When the people walk,
     you can heard the leaves and twigs
crunch under their feet.

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Haiku #332098

Again, you will be
     surprised and you're partner will
appreciate it.

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Haiku #332100

I've heard that 'have you
     eaten yet' is like the 'how
are you' of China.

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Haiku #332101

Which brings the question,
     why didn't they remove the one
after the boss room?

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Haiku #332102

I do have a small
     penis though and it keeps me
from taking the plunge.

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Haiku #332103

Yeah I'd be down Oh,
     I'd buy it just so I could
destroy the damn thing.

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Haiku #332104

The frustrating part
     is the D was great until
the 4th quarter.

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Haiku #332105

Was kidding. :P Plus,
     feels kinda lame to make up
my own custom flair.

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Haiku #332413

Or maybe it is
     that sisters are too sacred.
I can't remember.

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Haiku #332106

That's why it matters
     where the energy in these
batteries comes from.

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Haiku #332107

After all, after
     Phoenix proved his guilt, he didn't
let up on himself.

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Haiku #332108

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332109

I said "oh okay."
     I pretended to be chill
until I got home.

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Haiku #332110

I signed up online
     and got a confirmation
email, but no code.

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Haiku #332111

Could have easily
     stashed it at a base nearby,
or had friends bring gear.

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Haiku #332112

Lastly, thanks for time,
     for watching the video
and the great question!

Score: 0          

Haiku #332113

There are conditions
     that unless one is really
looking could be missed.

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Haiku #332114

It's dry, so the shade
     is several degrees cooler
and the breeze feels nice.

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Haiku #332116

I think if he can
     find his rhythm this team can
still be successful.

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Haiku #332117

A disease. Do you
     read what you type to yourself
before posting it?

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Haiku #332118

So brake a leg you
     sad little angry person
that will surely fail.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332119

This team is still bad
     and we're looking at six wins,
maybe four or five.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332120

Do what everyone
     does and live in the city
until you have kids.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332121

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332122

I *hate* socks. German,
     not Russian Yeah, it says due
to severe weather.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332123

EDIT: Can't spell good
     Either drop at least one steel
ring, old ones, or both.

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Haiku #332124

If you're gonna do
     something why half ass it? Ugh.
Fucking child Warning!!!!

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Haiku #332125

They arent going
     to have loyalty to you,
why have it to them?

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Haiku #332126

It's not as simple
     as "get out of the car or
I smash it to bits".

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Haiku #332127

Make up a stock cube
     with the water, add soy sauce
and instant noodles.

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Haiku #332128

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

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Haiku #332129

you must give feedback
     within that thread in order
to post your own link).

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Haiku #332130

We ended up near
     the top when the target got
dropped by accident.

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Haiku #332131

Would've been in great
     shape to win had I started
either of those two.

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Haiku #332132

Kevin's been better
     than Palmer, and continues
to extend that lead.

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Haiku #332133

[removed] It actually
     says "we're taking your money"
That is a great point!

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Haiku #332134

I watched it with no
     problems, maybe your country
was blocked. Calm down bud.

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Haiku #332135

[removed] Yes. He should
     drop the hammer or McCain,
Romney, and Powell.

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Haiku #332136

Is it possible
     to disable the Trainer
kit for the servers?

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Haiku #332137

he about to be
     bigger than floe pretty soon,
Justin "boneless" Wong.

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Haiku #332138

[deleted] just cut
     gurley he did what he could
with the tools he had.

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Haiku #332139

Just show them to us!
     yummy Leslie should be shot
out of a cannon.

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Haiku #332140

This is not a third
     world country, obviously
justice will be served.

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Haiku #332141

Now everyone just
     calls everyone else racists
and plugs their own ears.

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Haiku #332142

These people think they're
     enlightened but they say some
ignorant ass shit.

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Haiku #332143

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
     ABOUT Id like to see age
groups involved with this.

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Haiku #332144

Sadly this will not
     change in the next arcs it more
runs in the background.

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Haiku #332145

[deleted] Salty
     St. Louise might be worse than
LA fans. Just slightly.

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Haiku #332146

Seek help. I think those
     would get the job done THIS is
when you play prevent.

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Haiku #332148

A: You're assuming
     that the person in question
is white. B: Yes, and?

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Haiku #332149

I'd say that's the best
     explanation I can give
without spoiling things.

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Haiku #332150

Besides, you don't quit
     because survivors use their
hard earned offerings right?

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Haiku #332151

it changes the way
     we play, and something beyond
the basic concept.

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Haiku #332152

Sweet! You can buy No
     Man's Sky and then return it!
I was in a cult.

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Haiku #332153

When is this happening
     Thanks! Best of luck to you guys
as well. Nope, he lied.

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Haiku #332439

Twenty episodes,
     so celebrate with actor
Glenn Hamill and Vince!

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Haiku #332440

To be fair, the French
     guard secured favorable terms
for his surrender.

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Haiku #332441

Never in my life
     have I had leftover steak.
How does it happen?

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Haiku #332442

Buttons are the same
     ones as on a full size board,
Insert and Delete.

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Haiku #332443

Which tier of specter?
     I crafted the lowest tier
and it worked for me.

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Haiku #332444

They let me play what
     I wanted to play and make
money doing it.

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Haiku #332445

I've spent the past month
     trying to understand the scene
and find my place here.

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Haiku #332446

Sims is a great change
     up back, but I don't know if
he's a good workhorse.

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Haiku #332447

They were already
     half way across, so the car
should have stopped for them.

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Haiku #332448

It's those type of plays
     that really make me hate these
bengals steelers games.

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Haiku #332449

Even if you can't
     follow the exercise plan,
follow the food plan.

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Haiku #332450

It's the same old Gus
     Bradley lack of defense crap.
What's this man thinking!

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Haiku #332451

(A Lot of good ones
     are there and notably from
all the top places).

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Haiku #332452

They do a task you
     aren't willing to do so you
don't have to do it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332453

Axe in one hand. Wet,
     some hair and red stuff on it,
dripping on my porch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332454

-This shows the over
     all success of the system
and if it's legal.

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Haiku #332455

Yes definitely,
     hope fully they will listen
to the right people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332456

Really? It looks like
     Withered Bonnie to me. Sick!
Thanks so much!! Added!

Score: 0          

Haiku #332457

They seemed to really
     like being competitive
against each other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332458

My husband's family
     is from a Catholic ethnic
group around Bombay.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299380

Weakens Hilary
     and alienates Bernie
supporters from her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332459

I think it closed down
     in the very late 80's or
very early 90's.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332460

Thunderstorm city
     in the summer so flights are
frequently delayed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332461

[deleted] Thank you.
     Hopefully things turn out well.
Also, one more thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332462

Like, really? It's just
     water I know, but shit it's
annoying as hell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332463

I'd rather suffer
     my whole life in silence than
confront my issues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332464

Shit, they sell Checkers
     Fries frozen like that? My whole
life has been a lie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332465

I had a friend whose
     husband "bought" her flowers while
he was unemployed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332466

Doesn't seem like there
     is something that combines these
things all in one place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332467

I have reported
     only hackers so far why
would I lie for this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #332468

Does anyone know
     how long Doug Martin will be
out for? Lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332469

Break free! The button.
     My SO told me about it,
and I got jealous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332470

I'm just completely
     bitter about ownership
and the front office.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332471

If his actual job
     is in that industry then
his words hold meaning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332472

This embarrassing
     thread of politics and games
just keeps on giving.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332473

Even skill to some
     extent, as they allow you
to train MUCH longer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332474

It is the only
     thing about next year I am
not excited for.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332475

I'd pants the fuckers
     as they kicked me in my face.
Then push them over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332476

Honestly, I know
     that if she'd really wanted
to die she'd be dead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332477

Like I said, I've been
     searching since it first started
but to no avail.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332478

They stated that ALL
     vendors will have their stock brought
up to Y3 levels.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332479

Sounds like you're being
     sarcastic but I really
believe what I said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332480

I have no regrets
     was a shoulder, did you see
thee slow mo replay?

Score: 0          

Haiku #332481

Much better so far
     but Amerson has mainly
been on Julio.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332482

Yea my issue was
     booze, so I stopped that but still
get baked every day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332483

Pretty much captures
     the level of awkwardness
I experience.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332484

Sharing your business
     to only the people you
trust, definitely.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332485

I agree. There are
     almost certainly other
ways it could happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332486

And this is largest
     part of problem and why it's
not going to work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332487

sure He ran well, feel
     as if this sub is being
way too hard on him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332488

Still looks dangerous
     as hell What [removed] Can you
not read or something?

Score: 0          

Haiku #332489

They doubled their point
     totals and some of the young
guys did some good things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332490

It doesn't matter
     if you believe Barney is
our Lord and savior.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332491

I know it's only
     two games in but he's earning
is contract so far.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332492

I only really
     play on one server group, though,
"Hostile Takeover".

Score: 0          

Haiku #332493

she is verbally
     and emotionally abused
by her own father.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332494

I just like the way
     I do it. Buy pepe How
many calories?

Score: 0          

Haiku #332495

Meth and heroin.
     Our town is pretty boring
as dark secrets go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332496

It seem like you might
     end up hours away from "base"
when your shift would end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332497

Glad it's a federal
     district judge, and not a state
judge bought by the cult.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332498

Ok then, why don't
     you think of something better
to add to the list?

Score: 0          

Haiku #332499

Thanks! I'm not upset
     at all, just repeating what
some others didn't like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332500

But to offer no
     apology or regret,
that is what hurts him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332501

What is that song from?
     It seems so familiar but
I can't pinpoint it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332502

I think a constant
     meta flux would make ranked fun
between expansions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332503

Is anyone else
     having this issue or know
how to resolve it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #332504

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332505

This requirement is
     far far more specific than
the existing ones.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332506

i only shop there
     because my only other
option is walmart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332648

However, sometimes,
     I ask myself "Why the fuck
do we even try?".

Score: 0          

Haiku #332649

Thanks for the info
     In Dark Souls, and if you are
stuck on, go to sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332650

It does provide more
     variety to the field,
which is always good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332651

Congratulations
     on the new relationship
and the promotion!

Score: 0          

Haiku #332652

I am a black guy
     and none of my friends will be
voting for Clinton.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332653

Not practically, if
     you think America can
stand to elect Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332654

u r dumb also
     some of their ideas were
not thought to the end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332655

The marriage visa
     sounds great, I hope to find love
in Japan, who knows!

Score: 0          

Haiku #332656

You would be better
     off with a cup of coffee
and drinking water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332657

[deleted] Which is
     why a *gay* neighborhood was
bombed, right chelsea boy?

Score: 0          

Haiku #332658

I am on PC.
     Anyways, please stick with us
until this is solved.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332659

It's equivalent.
     In communism, they used
punitive measures.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332660

Let it go. I used
     to own an Orchid Mantis
that I named Daisy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332661

Pig is very good
     to learn but you need to be
careful about him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332662

Once they do.. Never,
     never go back (to the one
who hurt you the most)!

Score: 0          

Haiku #332663

The pipe this guy made
     is very nice, the pictures
were quite accurate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332664

I want one race where
     all my favorite drivers are
running pretty good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332665

He didn't mind loosing
     though, still had fun and got some
nice looks in on her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332666

Im gonna get mad!
     Low hanging fruit can still be
the most delicious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332667

you done a good ass
     job, son Yup someone peeled off
mine from my car too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332668

I have literally
     not seen a single person
saying otherwise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332669

like i said the rest
     is a huge factor, it could
make or break the match.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332670

My retail pair has
     four nipples on the left shoe
and three on the right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332671

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332672

French bulldogs. They seem
     like a walking disaster
in terms of health! And...

Score: 0          

Haiku #332673

Their owners bedroom
     was directly above mine.
They slept on the floor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332674

[removed] It depends
     on whether or not other
people could hear it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332675

My boyfriend of four
     months slept with someone else when
he was drunk one night.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332676

I would like some help
     with phrasing and how it can
be firm but polite.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332677

TONY GONZALEZ
     AND ANTONIO GATES ARE
COMPARABLE TALENTS.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332678

We were briefly put
     on security lock down
for about an hour.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332679

It's not. The herpes
     scare that they do in high schools
is just that. A scare.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332680

So, thanks. This one might
     be a bit early to call.
2199's still a way off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332681

I honestly don't
     think it would have been called if
the defense caught it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332682

Not sure about them
     lasting longer than two pairs
bought at separate times.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332683

That is also what
     lead to my current bad habits
and vocal damage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332684

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300206

It is about race.
     It is discrimination.
It is racism.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332685

Maybe it'll make you
     feel better to know that it's
nothing super weird?

Score: 0          

Haiku #332686

I wish people would
     shut the fuck up about him.
We've got the Allens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332687

We've got the Allens.
     We don't need him. He doesn't
seem to want to play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332688

Mammoth ivory is
     also against the law now.
Thanks for your kind words.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332689

Now think about how
     simple and cheap a simple
charging station is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332690

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332691

The car is now torn
     apart including the chain.
Bottom end still turns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332692

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332693

I'm talking about
     eliminating "natural
births" and upbringing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332694

Did read Fire Upon
     the Deep back when it came out
and thought it was good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #332696

I think it's gonna
     be a little bit different
so she might be fine.

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