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And then the anger.
     Oh man, that anger! How dare
you do this to me?

I'd quit soon, because
     you have no idea what
you're talking about.

[deleted] Go one
     generation back and it's
the same thing again.

You apply pressure
     on the pen with both your thumb
and middle finger.

So it's really just
     based on luck, but the drop rate
is still what it is.

Everyone who knows
     what they are doing is not
going to get caught.

Regina staggered
     to see the massive beast here,
in their base. "HEY! HEY!

It was both of her
     names, and also sounded like
one of the legends.

That was the only
     Olympic sport I have watched
this entire year.

Good post and good points.
     Good luck to you in College.
I wish you my best.

I wish you my best.
     If you study hard, work hard,
you will get ahead!

Men have always been
     like this, long before there was
modern media.

[deleted] I don't
     think they should be on the same
level literally.

People are really
     weird over what they feel is
entitled to them.

What about a douche
     that's unapologetic
about what he did?

Also, WHERE THE FUCK
     ARE THE COPS? Seriously,
Belgium. Peace and Love?

I don't know who you'd
     put in his place on the top
floor, but it's a start.

That's all you smelt when
     you walked into the market,
so most likely. WHOA.

You're missing the point.
     "Ceasar" and "seizure" aren't close
in terms of *spelling*.

By the way, have you
     stopped molesting and sometimes
eating children son?

It's not fun to watch
     the same OP combinations
again and again.

Damn. Your teas gone cold,
     you're wondering why, you got
out of bed at all.

However, that was
     with complete control over
the Avatar State.

I just stopped and stared
     at her until she realized
how silly she was.

I refuse to let
     my ex do intimate things
with other people.

Thanks for posting this!
     Gen cold war Lucia
for holiday punch?

Stupid little boys.
     This made it to the front page?
This is depressing.

After his crimes, though,
     rudely simplifying him
is hardly unfair.

Crime and Punishment
     Why else would a white male shoot
up a Sikh Temple?

People I know are
     going to vote for Romney.
I couldn't care less.

It creates a false
     sense of communication.
Heirloom tomato!

This is terrible,
     why did the gunman decide
to go after Sikhs?

You are a person,
     and you deserve to feel good
about who you are!

Mine is hazelnuts,
     so I have to be super
careful with coffee.

I believe training
     mode is the most important
tool for fighting games.

Can I go ask them
     even if my phone is still
"operational"?

Jesus Christ man please
     pick me I love the chargers!
When will the pick be!!!

Dude, that is awesome!
     That, sir, is motivating
to the Nth level!

People take this too
     seriously That is mean.
You are being mean.

This beliefs just lets
     people feel badly about
themselves as they please.

if you liked that mix
     then you can check my other
stuff on my channel.

Early in the year,
     they're quite tasty raw (at least
we thought so as kids).

There are people who
     throw away their lifes at sports,
at music, at arts.

Ever. What really
     cemented me as a fan?
Two games come to mind.

[deleted] I came
     here to comment on how cute
the baby is. I'm...

I am visiting
     my grandparents in northern
Toronto right now!!

Remember if you
     feel that it's breaking a rule
you can report it.

Defend yourself, grab
     your phone, tell her that you two
are over, and leave.

So, yes, a very
     good forger could duplicate
Gacy's signature.

just try to avoid
     archer and other big streets
during busy hours.

They fly out after
     sunset, and they all return
between 3am and 6am.

This should be the eye
     test for optometrists Love
the boy short panties.

I'd be interested
     in knowing if there actually
is one in shanghai.

Looks like we know what
     the unbreakable armor
for Conner looks like.

I liked it enough
     that I got a legal card.
What is your question?

I don't think you can
     really imagine what it's
like to believe that.

Bigger. Did the same
     shit at a body shop or
something in Denver.

Dude I got three Es
     in AS and am currently
on my way to work.

The storm that wipes out
     the pathetic little thing
you call your beliefs.

I personally do
     have wealthy family that has
offered me a loan.

I would actually be
     very excited to date
you to be honest.

My finances are
     always extremely lenient
or non existent.

Then 3D printing makes
     modern manufacturing
techniques obsolete.

or as my brother
     calls them, mother fucker &
fat mother fucker.

But if only one
     person drank it they would be
diabetic now.

[deleted] I used
     to love Family Guy and watched
most of the seasons.

Is there some reference
     I'm missing here? This could be
on the radio.

*I'd Tell You I Love
     You, But Then I'd Have to Kill
You* is pretty good.

I apologize
     for my negativity,
I was just fired.

Fire just uses less
     imagination, which is
probably a good thing.

What for? Party time!
     Nice work. I don't understand
what you're trying to say.

they can't be any
     worse than the folks on Hard Core
Pawn, those folks are cheap.

We reached for the stars.
     Acted like men. We aspired
to intelligence.

They're the crux of just
     about all of my favorite
redstone devices.

A little risky,
     but I guess it's all that's left.
Oh fuck yes, you're back!

as u r good luck
     w the new city
and state bro. for real.

I don't remember
     writing this, but every word
is as if I did.

Besides she might not
     feel the same way, and then what?
Um, those are *dad* jeans.

It goes under their
     name that you were unhappy
with what they sold you.

I can almost see
     the spurt of blood from China's
left temple from here.

"The Calm", "Latitudes"
     This one's so sorry he roots
for Costa Rica.

The waves never stop
     coming, and somehow you don't
really want them to.

The lesser of two
     evils is still government...
For now, anyway.

It is a question
     that man has contemplated
since the beginning.

Mother's maiden name?
     Can come off creepy. Do you
like Spaghetti Os?

I wasn't planning
     on the awkward staring, but
thanks for the advice.

You had basically
     no weed on you, so you aren't
really a concern.

Do you ever get
     freaked out owning a black cat
around Halloween?

I get it. I'd love
     both, when you're available,
you awesome person.

The problem with them
     is that now they get around
far too easily.

Personally I would
     be shocked and impressed if you
backed off from this guy.

Also I wouldn't
     blame you at all if you didn't.
But what do I know.

You will be very
     happy with your purchase on
ANY DAC, really.

Basically get used
     to it and see if I can
come to live with it.

Don't be a gooey
     chocolate chip cookie that show
is hilarious.

I hope we can look
     at each other and not see
Dave Matthews....... I hope.

Glad they finally
     released the stuffed ponies, but
what's up with those manes??

There needs to be proof
     that the business knowingly
hired illegals.

Honestly she has
     the same qualities I look
for in any friend.

I'm back. I'm better.
     I'm back. Than ever. I'm back.
You fuckers. I'm back.

Fighting a forward
     defense war is not killing
brown people for oil.

Plain death sentence sounds
     harsh, perhaps manslaughter, large
fine and jail sentence.

I would replace All
     Falls Down with Spaceship, but that's
personal preference.

Go on... no if you
     were the only one they would
have stopped making them.

"Fuck, it's cold. Oh, wait,
     now it's nice and warm", only
to wake up mid piss.

Will you marry me?
     Thank you so much for this read.
I cried tears of joy.

IF you can't treat me
     like a human being, then
fuck your tips all night.

Then of course we had
     to do his job afterwards.
Totally worthwhile.

Im moving here soon,
     need to invest in a good
urban bicycle.

Good grief, that is what's
     wrong with the education
we give our children!

Oddly enough they're
     really really nice, despite
the reputation.

The simple answer
     is, if your head is under
the water, you drown.

So.. Someone just stole
     your website, and got away
with it? Who bought it?

Its full of fabric
     and has a couple patterns
included on top.

Well bye just wanted
     to tell you cause some people
aren't self confident!

Hell, we fight over
     who gets to pay as it shows
status lol.

Although, his bumper
     WAS plastic and a bit thin,
so that's probably why.

I don't have any
     sort of spotter, I don't know
how much I can lift.

Personally I don't
     see that we have much choice but
to extradite him.

No one understands
     how hard it is to find good
figs and omg.

Now my monitor
     that only 90's kids own is
covered in oatmeal.

I'm still new with most
     European cars, my bad.
Thanks for the help though!

I knew this wouldn't
     be a good thread to open,
being an Arab.

Hell the one i was
     recommending is even
in the sidebar there.

[deleted] And how
     many bullets do you think
each citizen needs?

If that doesn't work
     out there's always Jerry or
Maury. Don't tease us!

He's worked for a few
     companies but his recent
one is his "favorite".

I usually know
     whether a person is good
or bad at a glance.

They generally rush
     the front lines, while leaving their
backs exposed a bit.

there is surely some
     nuance to it, but that is
the main idea.

This, I am looking
     forward to this taking off.
Open the picture.

What would be correct?
     Just curious. Always. Use.
Turn. Signals. ALWAYS!

The president is
     there because he needs to be
to do other things.

Oh wait he smokes weed,
     he'll let it go and you guys
will still be good friends.

If people complain
     about kill stealing, they're not
thinking as a team.

Really the only
     disappointing aspect is
the server queuing.

Never thought I'd see
     one of those stop functioning,
but it really did!

As long as I keep
     bundled up, I'm not too put
off in the winter.

It's a very rare
     criminal who thinks he has
been treated fairly.

Also you can be
     completely break free after
being ran over.

Tell me about it.
     Drives me crazy. One win pays
for all the losses.

he is a stylish
     man Because they are lying
to us about gods.

Were all of you fat?
     I can see a dude doing
this to make a point.

Another time got
     hit by some asshole turning
right through a red light.

You did not insult
     my knowledge or anything
like that. No worries.

If you have the means
     I suggest and hope you do
something similar.

Well, there's probably some
     Spanish and Chinese involved,
but we're not sure when.

The difference? I was
     high off my ass first viewing.
Zing! Try it this way.

Ass Dan's kids look just
     like Ass Dan, And my two kids
look just like Ass Dan.

:D Even a 240c
     is a fucking bitch to hip
fire or shoulder fire.

Wow, just realized you
     weren't asking. I feel dumb now.
Oh well it is late!

I'd appreciate
     comments and alternative
points of view to this.

Just replace PC
     and consoles with democrats
and republicans.

i got some of mine
     at local stores, but Barnes &
Noble sells them too.

When I was a kid
     my dad took me to a Great
Clips that just opened.

Yes, I stop myself
     and then I'm kind of just done
for the day with that.

Others mostly, but
     if you feel like answering
either, go ahead.

this comment needs more
     exposure Off topic, but
sort of related.

Three. Tony Abbott
     said he would do anything
to get that job. Four.

Basically negates
     the need for multiple guilds
in my opinion.

Weird, I only need
     one light saber to protect
my virginity.

Would you ever think
     for a second your fellow
soldiers would betray?

Most of the rest are
     trying the best they can or are
at least fairly nice.

As soon as we got
     there, she comes outside and says:
"I have some bad news.

awesome editing!
     and oh yeah, the skating is
pretty rad too. Thanks!

A freezer, maybe?
     And Roman Polanski is
still free and at large.

-Do you get ask by
     kids or even by strangers
that you talk funny?

That's not true to most.
     You could say the same about
many other faiths.

There's a reason they've
     won so many games even
in the last three years.

Pretty sure this is
     illegal for me to look
at in Australia.

If you have to go
     on a business trip, take them
with you if you can.

Por que? People post
     about sweet finds at thrift stores
and such all the time.

Without at least that,
     the conclusions clearly could
not be relied on.

My mom donated
     all the time, we weren't rich, but
we weren't poor either.

That fucking mini
     game where you got to land on
the targets for points.

She's a film major,
     and the college does not pay
for production costs.

It's probably nothing
     dangerous, but it doesn't
sound normal either.

It appears to be
     some special edition Colt,
with a Marine theme.

I wouldn't really
     know what the community
is like as a whole.

The ambient light
     was minimal and the stars
were spectacular.

I was late for work,
     I threw up six times that day,
and I felt like shit.

Then a leg, then two.
     Before you know it, you're waist
deep in lady parts.

It was meant to throw
     people off and do something
completely different.

Animal welfare
     can't make you buy expensive
dog food for your dog.

He knew he wouldn't
     be in spotlight but he still
went for the assist.

There will always be
     random douche bags harassing
you over something.

We try to distance
     ourselves while still letting them
know that we love them.

(Again, where I am,
     yours might be different, but it's
good to look into).

There's always someone
     to clean up for you (if you're
decently wealthy).

The best thing I can
     advise is to be social
all day every day.

I don't care if its
     just a beer, or a finger
or two of whiskey.

[deleted] What if
     I told you that... There were shapes
other then boxes!

It takes kids so long
     to learn English because it's
so inconsistent.

I wasn't impressed,
     and I regrettably didn't
take any pictures.

Dolphin jokes? You cant
     say nothin around this guy!
Go to break, fat boy.

Which is a shame, since
     I would love to bring clucking
death upon my foes.

You could have a buck
     and buy all the pastries you
could ever need. Cool.

I could have misheard
     what he said, but I'm damn sure
I know what I heard.

Three. Tony Abbott
     said he would do anything
to get that job. Four.

California smog
     is very strict and they will
fail you for no muffs.

Thanks bro Then explain
     the millions of refugee
Palestinians.