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Can confirm that these
     are indeed the only things
happening in Bethel.

[deleted] I hope
     our gray ones only see one
game as well. Or none.

Or none. That said, both
     our gray ones and your Texas
Tech uniforms suck.

When construction goes
     down, their entire business
model takes a hit.

Why, what's the reference?
     Look them in the eyes, say thank
you, take the money.

Silly question, but
     have you tried wearing baggy
clothes to disguise them?

This is pretty great,
     but I don't think anything
can top [Little Bees.

"Because god said so"
     isn't a valid answer
to a "why" question.

The game is taking
     off, but the trend has been less
and less attendance.

We aren't all working
     under the same conditions
with the same people.

The big questions are:
     What type of metal do you
plan on working with?

OK now I can't
     honestly tell if we're still
being sarcastic.

It had something like
     226K miles when I bought it. 4.0L
4x4 automatic.

On a positive
     note, you have an ok eye
for composition.

I don't think I could
     control myself around you.
Oh, the irony.

Oh, the irony.
     I smell a Destiny fan.
Thanks for the insights!

With all the glitches
     hackers and bullshit there is
no tension at all.

At the very least,
     I have a superior
sense of empathy.

My parents took me
     to dinner and a movie,
so it was salvaged.

I'll see if I can
     borrow my dad's nice camera
and take some this week.

No it isn't, don't
     make these claims without knowing
about the item.

When in doubt err on
     the side of being open
about your feelings.

Every time I see
     this I want to grab my AR
and head to the range.

That thing was awful.
     [deleted] Or got peed on.
Well, I think it's cool.

I dunno about
     you guys, but I think Master
Chief will win that fight.

Because I'm getting
     in a fight no matter what.
That surprised me too.

What is your budget?
     Do you want just a razor
or a whole setup?

I know those are worth
     money, though I will likely
only sell a few.

It means putting some
     effort into not looking
like a complete tool.

Kinda ironic
     considering that you just
idolized Trotsky.

So now we have black
     boys and girls that grow up not
knowing how to swim.

check your beer to make
     sure it's not Widmer There's bugs
all over the floor!

Is this something you
     could put off for a little
while until you're sure?

[deleted] That's what
     I'm talking about. This one
is even better.

It doesn't take long
     to get sick of something if
you keep finding it.

I guess some people
     have made a joke out of it.
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL BILL!

My head was spinning
     with questions, regrets, what ifs,
revenge, everything!

Thanks! I'm the guy who's
     kind to everyone but gets
shit in return YES.

But people don't grief.
     The Lord does not let one soul
die without reason.

Why exactly do
     civilians need guns, can you
answer that for me?

[You got me good, here's
     how I picture you after
reading that comment.

This is your favorite
     picture on the internet?
Is this your first day?

If his goal was just
     to shoot people he didn't like
then its a hate crime.

Yeah, but for a fair
     number of people, that could
be true anyway.

I'm guessing, you still
     need to have the teacher grade
and review exams.

I'm obviously
     biased but imo you'll love
the route you've described.

It would be very
     easy to just go along
with everyone else.

With a computer,
     you can replace parts and keep
things running like new.

I was pleasantly
     surprised when I watched on some
lazy Saturday.

It was fairly late,
     and it was all a fairly
quick interaction.

Am I the only
     one not growing out a beard
during Winter? What?

Can't believe you were
     arguing against Chris Brown
and managed to lose.

Psychology has
     come a long way since the 70's,
perhaps you should too...

I was proven right.
     Saddest part is we grew up
and got no better.

Enemies have not
     been prioritized at all
during the project.

I feel like this would
     shock my body to keep me
restless and on edge.

It's like basketball
     but with computers and there
are no penalties.

What's there in East Cobb
     besides a bunch of tract homes,
strip malls, and churches?

If you want to smoke,
     then don't do it in your bar,
do it in your home.

Dude needs to fuck off
     and go eat himself to death
[](/a29 "Ok Hasbro.

If not did you use
     any other cheap tactics
to gain attention?

Why is it so bad
     that someone else falls in love
and lives happily?

Every time a world
     record is set, people start
getting faster times.

and its usually
     only for a few years Quick,
search Brave for ponies!

I like that I gave
     you the opportunity
to explain it then.

It's a butterfly!
     I've added my flair, I think.
I hope that's okay.

It's so nice to see
     this rule already making
people like you leave.

[deleted] How do
     you think someone would react?
I can't imagine.

Shaun of the Dead or
     any movie with both Nick
Frost and Simon Pegg.

The. Fuck. WHAT THE FUCK.
     Infante seriously
shut his critics up.

Gotta talk about
     some geeky stuff while waiting
for the Mars landing.

Leave it there or you
     won't have a future with her
to look forward to.

Let's explore Cuba
     Gooding Jr. or something
instead, that's fresh news.

I suggest getting
     together with some people
before logging on.

I can understand
     why so many people flamed
the article, though.

On the other hand,
     after a hard workout I'm
on top of the world.

Whatever you guys
     do, don't feed Green some pancakes.
Those things are deadly.

Like half my posts are
     about me telling people
to go fuck themselves.

The white car then rolled
     over the black car and came
to rest upside down.

Jay and Silent Bob
     Strike Back [deleted] Last one
was just beautiful!

If you enjoy it,
     you do it for fun, not just
when you're getting paid.

Something about his
     absurd level of niceness
is just unsettling.

I've played through the game
     many times, and I still die
at the beginning.

It actually kinda
     fits in with the other sports
at the olympics.

And yet here you are,
     insulting random people
on the internet.

Their is no context
     needed when you make faces
and act like a child.

Essentially, yes.
     Lol [deleted] Thanks!
[deleted] Hello!

Help me out here. Look,
     I am not going to be
able to run this.

You can learn coping
     and control methods, something
I'm working on now.

Have a beer for me.
     True enough, just seemed silly.
Glad it's not just me.

Am I the only
     one who sees a Jack Russel's
face in the thumbnail?

The idiots were
     passing around a water
bottle *during class*.

Surprised to see how
     well you son's child protective
seat fits in the back?

Because gradually
     going deaf can be rooted
in genetics too.

What C'mon, really...
     False. Everyone's allergic
to poison ivy.

He doesn't respect
     your wants (believes you will "age
out of this mindset").

And I saw "Splice." Do
     you just go around on these
posts and be a dick?

Why? what do you gain?
     How did you survive it when
many others didn't?

No worries, just will
     let people find you with search.
Rules are on the right.

He clearly regrets
     doing that, so leave the guy
alone about it.

Somewhere in this world,
     there is a boy and a girl
who have never met.

Why wouldn't they put
     the seat up if they're gonna
hover anyway?

What movie is that?
     You can use anything else,
like steam or mumble.

You mean why no one
     talks shit about a dead guy?
People have tact, man.

That sense of purpose
     is a joy to see by all
but the most selfish.

I like how every
     time I click on a Monk build
link, it's the same build.

Alright, I'll bite. **THAT'S
     ADORABLE. AND THE DOG
ISN'T BAD EITHER.

Wow. In addition:
     I think the commentators
could be less biased.

This is God's glory.
     We glorify him by him
showing love to us.

Stand up don't be quite.
     I don't think that's real peaceful
protesting chanting.

I guess. [deleted]
     No. I have tried Greek life twice
got rejected twice.

I'm saying if you're
     going to beat a dead horse,
why not beat them all?

YOU FUCKING RUIN
     EVERYTHING! Will do! Thank you.
Thanks for replying!

I'm not an ugly
     dude, but I certainly don't
look like Michael Phelps.

Did you not notice
     the grain on solid colors
or the fuzzy text?

Everyone complains
     about cops, until they lay
their life down for you.

Could you explain what
     exactly you mean by "roll
back if possible"?

This is great advice.
     I've been reading lots of dog
books on this subject.

At that point, a big
     part of what makes a human
"human" dies, as well.

I have a girlfriend,
     but we're nearing a break up
by the looks of it.

What should be discussed
     more often (and is not) are
effective tax rates.

For me personally,
     my day to day will pick up
pace a little bit.

They will be able
     to point out a lot of things
which would be helpful.

The blades are very
     good at doing this, better
than a normal foot.

It's general practice
     to update multiplayer
games over the years.

It said accepted
     on my screen, but only said
'processing' on hers.

Butt reassembly
     surgery after all those
jet pack accidents.

[deleted] "Jason
     Todd" in red, please We're very
friendly over there.

It's their hunting skills
     that have been lost since they no
longer live in packs.

Koreans don't just get
     fucked in Olympics, gotta
get fucked in League too.

LOL I like
     Honeydew INC, or Corp, or
enterprises more!

It keeps them compact,
     and I can tell what has been
worn and what is clean.

It was just the same
     plot just more stuff thrown at you
to make it harder.

Not at all sure how
     to work with it but I'll be
trying in a moment.

This story is on
     the same level as many
top posts in world news.

Ah but then you lose
     the convenient handle by
which to drag the thing.

Physically speaking,
     it's hard to say what effect
marijuana has.

Edit: I actually
     haven't found any iron
either, which seems odd.

The rest of the world
     would not stand to lose nearly
as much as China.

If you get ass hurt
     about everything, you will
be always single.

They're not bright purple,
     but they're close to the actual
color of a grape.

If the game says "feel
     emotion X and I feel
Y then it's funny.

such a sexy ass
     and wish I could replace those
fingers with my mouth.

Or Robert Downey
     Jr... What about women
who abuse children?

He was getting knocked
     out in sparring, they had his
best interest in mind.

It's not what I'd choose
     to do but you certainly
can learn to fake it.

Some of those inmates
     probably aren't walking again.
That's not what I said.

The only movie
     I can quote. What on earth are
you talking about?

It works. Its in New
     Orleans... please no shitty washed
up 1980s musicians.

Having sex unwed
     is wrong and back then marriage
between men was wrong.

They didn't seem to care
     too much about helping me
at the hospital.

I can't tell if you're
     being sarcastic or not,
sorry Jam status.

That looks like a moth
     Frankie Boyle is a fucking
legend, that is all.

Just to clarify,
     were we supposed to pronounce
"OP who" as "oh poo"?

The winner. Further,
     even if sex is "boring"
then it's _just_ boring.

Then the dude showed me
     that it was a screw off cap.
He was not impressed.

That graph, that's the shit.
     As a fast food employee.
I cherish this post.

She can't pick things up
     if they weigh too much, or are
too low or too high.

:P So it's ok
     to kill civilians if it's
just an accident.

The man has a far
     better chance of improving
his life where he is.

"I for one embrace
     my plastic Overlords, did
I say overlords?

What I know of God
     is that He uses your mind
to communicate.

You are controlling,
     and need to find a guy who
can put up with you.

Signed, Bruin for life.
     yeah, it works fine, so nothing
to worry about.

Okay, your simple
     statement of "every state has
different laws" is true.

Oh, I thought it was
     like, girls who had nice bodies,
but ugly faces.

You completely fail
     to recognize the discrete
harm carried by words.

Their performance more
     than made up for the absurd
concession stand lines.

What is this, the Dark
     Ages? Animal control
will tell you the law.

The fact that parents
     hated him I'm sure fueled
some fan following.

Seriously, it's
     like someone slathered butter
all over your sound.

How fitting. I went
     down knowing someone would say
something about this.

There is pretty much
     nothing about my lifestyle
that has made me fat.

What the fuck gives you
     the right to judge me when you
don't even know me?

The way that you are
     trying to frame this debate is
really dishonest.

The issue a lot
     deeper than gun control here
in America.

Nah, dunno yet So.
     Final Cut doesn't follow
this model? That's sweet.

[deleted] i know
     what i had for lunch today.
but i'm not telling.

The money that you
     put into an investment
is called capital.

What the hell do you
     think I meant when I said there's
ALWAYS! MONEY! IN!

When you're cycling, you'll
     just do drills to focus on
increased strength, not weights.

there there is also
     one cards that give double strike
and intimidate.

most importantly
     is to speak in a manner
that could inspire them.

yeah i know a guy
     who makes ones about his weight,
dick, and other things.

[deleted] Want this!!!
     Why didn't you eat him?! He could
have lived within you!

An airline ticket
     is a contract to move from
point A to point B.

My day is going
     to be ruined now even
before it started.

Well, his name is Bolt!
     If my name was bolt, i would
run pretty fast too!

Yeah, but it was fun.
     I decided to stain What
does this let me do?

If a woman said
     you raped her, with no proof, you
could still go to jail.

I've only ever
     been in situations where
the guy pursued me.

This is why I love
     having an Associates
Degree in Drafting.

[deleted] The feels,
     they're coming back to me, what
are you're favorite decks?

[deleted] I'm am
     immigrant to the US from
Yugoslavia.

Literally all you
     do is hold down the button
and it snaps through them.

It wasn't your fault
     at all and I do not blame
you for what happened.

I really could care
     less if people here tell me
I shouldn't wear them.

You'll have to practice
     slightly with your fingers if
you do it that way.

It doesn't really
     help there rep at all, if that's
what is important.

You're missing out though,
     cause Graveyard is my favorite
map and its awesome.

And then the anger.
     Oh man, that anger! How dare
you do this to me?