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Wait, what media
     is truly independent?
Oh yeah, none of them.

My months vary, but
     I make about what I made
working at Target.

So yeah, we are not
     so different in that regard.
Problem? U mad bro?

I'm trying to decide
     whether to take my profits
or wait out earnings.

The caps of pens are
     good for scratching your back when
attached to a pen.

It isn't a big
     deal, just greedy idiots
being idiots.

So, either the thing
     is of low quality or
you just don't get it.

[deleted] this is
     something you should really talk
to someone about.

From my point of view,
     it boils down to the people
you are playing with.

Talk to him, tell him
     how handsome he is to you
and everything else.

The melodies are
     SO GOOD in this! I agree
with the others though.

I love wearing tank
     tops and dresses, especially
in the summer time!

Course I can't complain
     too much, we did win the Rose
Bowl my Senior year.

She seems insecure
     as hell, like she thinks very
poorly of herself.

How can you have some
     pudding if you don't finish
your blunt?! You! Yes, You!

Maybe frustration
     if I can't find the hole through
the rubber tire.

This would be a lot
     better if you didn't behave
like a twelve year old.

He saw similar
     acts and had no qualms about
telling somebody.

The fact that they both
     block magic damage doesn't
bother me one bit.

He took it upon
     himself to do that She's got
legs, you idiot!

Then people wouldn't
     be complaining about folks
nagging bananas...

I bet they are Note
     the Nose, the scar on the left
eyebrow and the ears.

Where does this happen?
     I'm relatively new here
This is so awesome.

That's why you always
     see employees walking through
with flashlights and such.

I don't trust the heat
     and humidity, they will
take my board from me.

In large group sports, most
     players just have to know how
to stick to the play.

You just shouldn't make
     fun of people for listening
to different music.

If you like this check
     out a band called Rape Revenge
[deleted] Hah, cool.

I don't say either,
     but I'm always more tempted
by larger people.

Not the artists, not
     everyone the people who
come here for freebies.

Almost anything
     with a beat, except country.
I don't do country.

People kill people
     that's why they shouldn't have guns
without a licence.

I'll DO janna now
     k thanks I can't wait until
she makes her first porn.

[deleted] How do
     regular people borrow
money from the fed?

No. It's virtual
     dollars that they can make up
whenever they want.

The chair the old tube
     tv is sitting on is
the kicker. Love it!

that which is dead may
     never die, only to rise
up stronger. No doubt.

We get it. You think
     someone would do that? Just lie?
On the internet?

The Texas Chainsaw
     Massacre Francis doing
that thing with his tongue.

I don't understand
     all the people saying WoW
takes your life over.

Yep. Do they have right
     to protect their country? Yep.
Nothing to see here.

And why does people
     wanting protection from wind
make you kinda sick?

I think it comes down
     to me having more interest
in reality.

-Ash Ketchum (When faced
     with another one of Team
Rocket's harebrained schemes.)

So cash. Im pretty
     sure he sneezes and then, well,
you can see the rest.

Look at just about
     every love story ever
produced in the US.

I guess the only
     real solution is keeping
the routes tight and short.

I like how the beach
     only takes up a lower
third of the whole frame.

Thanks I guess? "our porn"
     and "theirs"? NEWSFLASH: porn is porn.
For everybody.

I feel like I've been
     bitten by the Brazilian
Wandering Spider.

I started reading
     about needles in the eye.
Nope. Oh god, i'm sure.

Will they find some "great
     importance" in a stupid
object on my shelf?

The books and backpack,
     I didn't make. Those were made by
[Reaper miniatures.

Pedestrians are
     even less likely to look
for bikes than cars are.

Victor Hugo is
     very difficult to read,
even for a French.

Then this rolls around,
     and you people act like he's
still being a dick.

More so than other
     matters which could actually use
that much attention.

The tea and coffee
     was fresh and available
but not forced on you.

It looked like a real
     jersey and was much nicer
than the design used.

same as when people
     leave the protective film on
new electronics.

They completely sold
     out in the name of money.
That's why they do it.

This. And Salce hasn't
     adapted to the mid lane
roaming meta yet.

The fact is, the "most
     soldier" your talking about
aren't in their Country.

However, I saw
     and felt the huge HOLE this leaves
in the lives she touched.

Nobody is bad
     or good, but the ends do not
justify the means.

Grow up. Not really.
     Everyone has a resting
metabolic rate.

Makes picking outfits
     easy and you can't go wrong
combining colors.

Put a lid on it.
     On the down side you don't get
to see what's boiling.

Racist. [deleted]
     I'd say jellies.. but I still
think those are cool.. umm..

But with Viktor, you
     get that shiny new champ feel
almost every time!

But Democrats' hands
     aren't clean either when it comes
to this kind of stuff.

Hitting a tennis
     ball against a wall won't make
you competitive.

Unprecedented
     horror is in store, and not
just in Africa.

Also, who the fuck
     wears long earrings everyday
and a *zebra* dress?

If someone has one
     and is willing to part, you'd
be very lucky.

Every culture is
     NOT the same. Any traveling
abroad will so such.

If the quote was meant
     to mean anything actually
insightful, it's this.

I am the same way
     I ate a whole freezer bag
full of them last night...

I like your point, but
     I just don't know where context
fits in all the time.

And people wonder
     why I don't want to "conform"
with "normal" people.

[deleted] The same
     way that christianity
and hate can exist.

You'll find them sprinkled
     through the Old Testament, it's
very interesting.

If one of the girls
     are crazy or vengeful, you'd
pretty much be screwed.

It's either Sens or
     Habs. The shelf life of pussy
is an hour at best.

People who go on
     grammar tirades and end up
being incorrect.

There is a closet
     for each person, that you can
lock with a padlock.

And I've yet to find
     anything that works other
than just dressing well.

I've taken my ring
     off to spin it when I was
bored a time or two.

You have a very
     beautiful name. No they're not.
Look at the country.

If something happens,
     they'll have hundreds of people
storming their business.

Fish experience
     pain and stress just like many
other animals.

I like their food, but
     will eat there no more or less
often than before.

Hate speech? LOL.
     Would you have a suggestion
for something more matte?

Just because you don't
     understand something doesn't
mean that it's stupid.

Precisely. They were
     the ones I was condemning,
along with myself.

I can't imagine
     many more questions to ask
you will be thought up.

false, the solution
     is not simply violence,
it's more violence.

can a school be sued
     if a student thinks they were
improperly failed?

Glad to see someone
     actually say it, or at least
mention it. /tips hat.

My Angel deck would
     be almost fully standard
if it were legal.

Bitch? if you're going
     to censor yourself at least
give us a letter.

...PULL OVA DAT ASS
     TOO FAT, WHOOP WHOOP It's okay.
I *expected* that.

If you need my help
     and sympathy so much, you
shouldn't have dumped me.

I actually very
     much enjoyed the finale
except for two things.

I don't think that would
     go over well, but that is
just my opinion.

So many people
     who do these make them TOO DAMNED
LONG! Yours is perfect!

I would advise you
     to earn back your mom's trust, or
pay for your own phone.

I've done that before.
     I've been obsessed with cc
since I heard their stuff.

I can't understand
     people who argue against
this, if I'm honest.

She'll just get angry
     that you're talking about her
on the internet.

Your supposed message
     was unclear and that's your fault
for writing vaguely.

also, trying some socks
     for the husband in worsted
weight for the first time.

I have to recount
     things constantly and I lose
my place when reading.

It also looks like
     grad students bunched up, sitting
up near the speaker.

It's been tough living
     with someone who lives their lives
through an avatar.

A Real Madrid fan
     complaining about someone
getting the spotlight?

Oh. I thought Bruno
     Mars was a character on
Veronica Mars.

Beautiful dog by
     the way. I have one of these.
I got it for free.

I have one of these.
     I got it for free. I don't
really use it much.

Thank you! Now my soul
     can be at peace and I can
stop haunting this place.

I was attacking,
     but the opposing team was
equally as good.

He probably wasn't
     beaten enough, or he got
into liking it.

you're likely to hear
     many things from me that you've
never heard before.

Long story short: "DO
     NOT STAY UP ALL NIGHT DRINKING
BEER THE NIGHT BEFORE."

No worries, I am
     more than happy to answer
all of your questions.

Well, my mason jars
     are certainly resistant
against the arcane.

Mine's Amy Pond (or
     the Ponds collectively) Thanks,
I corrected it.

I don't understand
     the first half of your comment.
Who is everyone?

Sometimes even just
     chit chat about sex will get
things moving as well.

As a man who has
     worn a kilt, I can confirm
that women love it.

My son did not like
     to sleep either, and this worked
very well for us!

BLIZZARD IF THIS IS
     YOUR WAY OF GETTING PEOPLE
BACK TO WOW, SCREW YOU.

Being active does.
     Sweating is just your body
trying to cool itself.

You obviously
     don't have any idea
what I'm referencing.

AI has a night set
     aside for the league players
to teach new players.

For every person
     that boycotts there will be one
that goes more often.

I would just fly up
     as high as necessary
to capture it all.

Jesus sacrificed
     himself to death of body,
spirit and soul, right?

He began writing
     my up again for using
my cell phone at work.

The love they felt on
     that day probably doesn't hold
up to the horror.

This just replaces
     one bullshit nationalistic
myth with another.

I did the center
     "star" on each face by hand, one
sticker at a time.

Buying me a drink
     doesn't mean I care about
what's in your wallet.

I'm no Bob Ross, but
     last time I checked green and red
do not make purple.

Slayer. Use the best
     master than you can given
your combat level.

What about a mid
     90s 'vette? Or a G35? If you
build it, they will come.

Wrong. I will. You will.
     We all will. Those are taxes
on us. Sorry bub.

so when the song was
     written, a lot of people
did know those reindeer!

As long as you know
     how to ride, dragon seems like
the obvious choice.

We have replaced our
     board our board twice this year but
we keep our tips sharp.

We found a nice pub
     with about ten vacant boards
and brought our own darts.

She'll probably freak out
     and call you wondering why
you're on your way home!

I stopped just text speak
     and just wrote it all out from
then on.. Dude. We're done.

They also all seemed
     to be from Norway, Sweden
and places like that.

Thanks! Ha, I know, right?
     He lives in Brooklyn. I went
to college with him.

He lives in Brooklyn.
     I went to college with him.
He's a musician.

Yes. Just curious,
     how did the Pirates pick up
the whole Zoltan thing?

I was just about
     to post a comment using
words to this effect.

Bad because it is
     going to cost me too much
money shopping there!

Have you considered
     taking a short vacation
to learn a new skill?

I loved your pictures!
     It's a good animation,
but I'm sick of it.

"Practice makes perfect."
     Practice doesn't make perfect,
it makes permanent.

Your utility
     is now higher as a slave
than it was before.

Better? Cold crashing
     was getting it clear, but not
as clear as I liked.

Those on the extreme
     right are reactionaries.
Well done sir. Thank you.

And you're not crazy,
     you're hormonal and therefore
naturally horny.

So, they have a good
     technology foundation
to evolve the brand.

I wear my leather
     when it's cold and my helmet
to obey the law.

I love my bamboo
     bike, but these wooden ones must
be so much nicer.

Have fun, lift heavy,
     eat your protein, and enjoy
this time of your life.

Reward yourself when
     you succeed and don't berate
yourself if you fail.

Regional conflicts
     halfway across the world are
none of our concern.

good thing you started
     to feel differently BEFORE
you moved in with him.

The more you can lift,
     the more your muscles can take
pressure off your joints.

You make him fix it.
     You paid him to do a job,
he did it poorly.

I, however, do
     not find it a cheap price. what?
You're real pathetic.

Which is why Romney
     **needs** Bachmann to open her
mouth once in a while.

Finding a woman
     you want to commit to is
the difficult part.

Why not play along
     with that aspect of our minds
and have fun with it?

Thank GOD the lockout
     fixed all the crazy contracts
going out! Right? Eh?

The man looks real slim!
     That beard is dashing as well!
(How many was that?)

Are the links between
     you and the system blurry
rather than a line.

softly crying all
     on her own standing outside
the public restrooms.

I KNOW they get stoned,
     I just can't do it myself
until it's legal.

We basically turn
     on the AC and a fan
in our direction.

I couldn't tell since
     his voice sounds like a kid whose
balls haven't dropped yet.

I don't ever lie
     about it and I'm very
proud of who I am.

Anyway, really
     pretty and a great body.
Certified sexy.

Still have yet to see
     Dark Knight Rises, but have heard
great things about it.

The finger pointing
     goes both ways as both parties
are guilty as hell.

Dog... who will probably
     just bark a lot and then pee
on the floor. For real.

They ask me questions
     all the time, most commonly
"what's that on your lip?"

Spooky. I do wish
     you'd told the story with words
instead of pictures.

And if I looked like
     that I would do me even
more then I do now.

What makes them awesome
     is that they nail all of these
aspects perfectly.

Oh, was that your car?
     God damn, Mr. Goat. Fuck, you
have no idea.

If you are, Ash Grey
     (or Gray?) is good, but I don't
think it's finished yet.

I'm not skeptical,
     just curious as to how
you defended it.

Feminism, from
     what I have observed, does not
focus on men's rights.

But the cop clearly
     says he sees a guy walking
with a gas mask. Why?

Awesome! She's all beard.
     He's got no soul. This summer,
you'll be seeing RED.