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but then you can just
     ride the best ride in the park
(Magnum) all day long!

Yeah, I saw these last
     week at Ikea but didn't
have the cash for them.

Especially when you
     have to work so hard to play
the entire game.

Going that way you
     are wasting time and money
for no good reason.

Learning things is just
     such fun, and knowing things is
good for everyone.

*Canada doesn't
     release race statistics on
crime and addiction.

[deleted] To quote
     the comedian Ron White,
"You can't fix stupid".

Or if the boots are
     going for over 800g you
might try selling those.

I'm sorry but when
     you spend that long on a game,
you have an issue...

From the sound of it,
     your upbringing was lacking
in this area.

He knew the firearm
     didn't have a grip safety- why
is that relevant?

You know what else would
     have prevented the shooting?
Not loading the gun.

Murder of Hitler
     is not because of the net
good that comes of it.

These are just a few
     that I could squeeze out before
I have to sign off.

[deleted] What do
     you believe is dead money
in financial scams?

Made me laugh really
     hard so that the whole office
heard me. This is true.

An hour north of LA
     and you can find apartments
for much, much cheaper.

Did the universe
     create Logic and then bind
itself to Logic?

Left in the childhood!
     It might be awhile. Some stuff
came up with a bus.

If you've ever spent
     time in the fetish scene it's
all over the place.

Describe the shaking.
     Like whole body shaking or
head nodding shaking?

Total crap. You could
     only put like a penny
in that damn pocket.

[deleted] I am
     pretty sure he means support,
which is owned by Valve.

Liverpool have won
     Europe more than United,
you know. I am glad.

I've never cheaTed,
     so I have no idea
how you are feeling.

Generally before
     blocks you ask "whats the power
and toughness of x?".

we had just gotten
     some widow, and i had just
purchased my first bong.

Not Valve, Steam Support
     and that's because that's who you're
supposed to contact?

Punch her in the face.
     "You may have ONE room, honey"
absolutely true.

I'm sorry that it's
     so firm, but I have to save
money for school books.

We need to protect
     that right from corruption from
ghosts, too. And goblins.

Would you take Mathews
     over McCoy if McCoy
is still there? I am.

He finished every
     last bit of it. exactly.
I've since quit drinking.

nice TV I think
     I simplified my "worst case
scenario" plan.

Give it another
     try in chrome and let me know
if it works for you.

Not sure why Hotshot
     went for Warden's Mail after;
he needed a Veil.

Kinda like cancer.
     Goddamn! I want that Headley
Grange sticker and hat.

yup, the new pic is
     there now. That's beautiful man.
Congratulations!

It's a feeling you
     either love and live for or
are terrified of.

I felt like I was
     in a dream, super relaxed,
didn't feel like myself.

Thank you. Stay classy
     What are you talking about?
This is awesome. Yes.

[deleted] Wait... What?
     Wish I could, I moved away
many moons ago.

So yes, removing
     their ability to do
that seems important.

Nemo These days you
     can play wow without ever
doing scheduled raids.

I didn't know the third
     member was a popular
choice for the dragon!

I'm a student, but
     I should have a summer job.
Does that count? Fuck you.

Really? I see them
     converge on Pioneer Square
about once a year.

A Guardian has
     both difficult and easy
to play builds as well.

Ironic a troll
     post about a guy who was
pretty much troll bait.

Who's "they" anyway?
     Who wouldn't want you to know
how to lucid dream?

live close to downtown.
     lots of bars and liquor stores
at stumbling distance.

Oh right, Obama.
     Nice source on that one. Come back
with some evidence.

Fun guy. I'm the same.
     I *love* talking to people
and socializing.

Organize marches,
     rallies, and other events
to spread awareness.

What IS weird though is
     that now I have tons of thick
black hairs on my head.

I used to get made
     fun of for bringing my own
lunch in lower school.

Are her eyes damaged
     or is the pathway after
the light hits her eye?

It is annoying.
     I just wanted to make sure
people could read it...

The bill won't even
     come up for a vote if Reid
doesn't want it to.

What sick person would
     ever get rid of a P90!
I don't think it is.

He talked casually
     with me, then went about his
way when we were done.

I think you might be
     projecting intelligence
where little exists.

...and I really don't
     see the problem of mixing
genres together.

What part of the fed
     is currently kept secret
that you're aware of?

but that joke on it's
     own really doesn't really
strike me as racist.

There is no "before
     the big bang" because there is
no negative time.

Awesome! I saw them
     last Spring in New York and last
Fall in Atlanta.

Yep! I realize that.
     I just wanted to add some
source material.

The common format
     is [given name] [mother's last
name] [father's last name].

I'm going to check
     in with them, thank you so much!
You would be surprised.

I want to travel,
     but I want to settle down
and start a family.

So you basically
     smoke and then work outside all
day for a living?

Frankly I'm not sure
     why anyone is acting
surprised about this.

Being from the great
     city of Milwaukee, what
is your favorite cheese?

Keep in mind that there
     will be rainy days, windy
days, etc.

Southwest School of Art
     and Craft, but don't know any
scheduled classes there.

There is no honor
     in politics, and that is
why I do not vote.

Whether or not they'll
     keep subscribers by that time
is yet to be seen.

I don't see the two
     C's on there. Those are pretty
big issues to me.

One implication
     would be how we treat people
that claim property.

Holy shit that one
     helluva man that I will
NEVER EVER be.

Hallelujah by
     Jeff Buckley No thanks Concerns
about luxuries?

"I knew I could get
     some sleep if I just let him
do what he wanted.

The rest is going
     to be up to posture, voice,
and mannerisms.

Not everyone can
     wait for the perfect moment
for going to store.

Why are they staring
     at me? What are they doing?
Oh shit one's smiling.

And she was very
     much *awake* when Prince Philip
fell in love with her.

What model pistol?
     Where did little Sally go
during the bombing?

Taste delicious, too.
     And where did this happen, if
you don't mind sharing.

So don't buy in some
     distant part of a city
because it looks cheap.

She finally said
     "Stop it! You're making the things
I say sound stupid!"

He always made things
     interesting, but he was great
for our team for sure.

I didn't have any
     lying around at the time...
Breathe Of course it is.

And get off my lawn.
     Thanks. Those were the only ones
I didn't recognize.

I do this because
     to do otherwise I feel
would be complacent.

Wait, no, call the cops,
     *then* film it. Sucks to be you.
My condolences.

In reality,
     it was cut out of the game
due to time constraints.

Nope. Especially now
     that you're tagged as "thought insane
clown posse was cool".

We did do the nose.
     And the hat. no shit sherlock
u just realize this?

No. It probably means
     that he likes you and wants more.
I stand corrected.

And a gutted fish.
     Sell it to someone. You don't
have to buy groceries?

I doubt my neighbors
     are scared of the dog because
I am a woman.

[deleted] nasty
     hey now man, good acting is
actually difficult.

Enjoy the millions
     and millions of dollars you'll
have a year from now.

Sex was always ho
     hum with him and I never
got to the big O.

That is all he need
     to prove his point that you can
have unit less slopes.

Very few actual
     people care more for "freedom"
than security.

They do not affect
     your intellect or other
cognitive thinking.

Kicking the can down
     the road just means a bigger
disaster later.

There really is no
     reason to be interested
in WoW any more.

So mesmerizing.
     Seeing a lot of "First World
Packer Problems" here.

Sometimes there is WAY
     more races than anyone
has time to study.

Kind of like someone
     else having the same favorite
cereal as you.

I'd sell my car or
     raid my savings for the right
vial of magic.

I am really not
     trying to be a dick, I don't
get what you mean there.

I'm not positive,
     but I think that's only if
you smoke frequently.

Just being there had
     to be enough, even if
I could say nothing.

It has to be wrong
     for both sides, this polarized
blame game helps no one.

I'm so glad to see
     that you've recovered and are
at a healthy weight.

Is there any way
     to explain the obsession
with starving yourself?

I'm going to go
     ahead and Blame Canada
for that. No problem!

And when it has gone
     past I will turn the inner
eye to see its path.

really dude, you must
     know the death and accident
rate of bike riders.

Is this because you
     don't view ethics as rational
(child rape is ok?)

Perfectly balanced
     bodies, not bulky at all..
Do they even lift?

...and it's not as though
     the rest of the show has much
history anymore.

Maybe I'm missing
     the magnetic attitude.
Yes It can happen.

Like I said before...
     no problem ever gets solved
for eternity.

It was just one or
     two quests in your log until
you got the next one.

Alternatively
     you could see Valencia
pushed back to right back.

It was one of those
     deep, dirty impulses all
photographers have.

the developers
     can choose to include support
for them if they wish.

Darn it. It appears
     to be a Blink Cleaver now.
This is awesome man.

[deleted] Rad sauce!
     Where from? I see a Bucs plate,
and a F-86 Sabre.

I see where you are
     coming from, and I really
like the idea.

Sure, we could do that.
     Just perfect ty very much
keep up the good work!

The double B43 is
     just overkill, but it's all
I had for the time.

But yes I see her,
     Eric, and Bill as pretty
main characters. Nerds!

Wrong. The person who
     made this for you did a bad
job and should feel bad.

Fluids in motion
     are at a lower pressure
than those standing still.

Those are still the shit.
     I still have mine and i will
*never* give it up.

And possible cash
     back on some major sites Right
you are... misread that.

I'm not surprised. Wat?
     animal pheromones man...
drives the bitches WILD.

Weird, my alphabet
     song is similar, but is
*not* Twinkle Twinkle.

Just play it by ear
     and do what you think is best
for the two of you.

Ah, sorry, didn't see
     your edit. I have seen it.
I thought it was great.

Lot's of really nice
     complex parts, and you all sound
like fine musicians.

It isn't nearly
     as bad the Great Depression,
but that got better.

Those older games are
     not going to run on ARM
versions of Windows.

[deleted] Spent too
     much of my life arguing
with him already.

Just thought I'd share mine.
     I'm glad to see that people
have warmed up to you.

What do you work as?
     [deleted] I don't travel
without them either.

Isn't too absurd.
     I used to work in the Post
Oak Central complex.

Some people say write
     the tests first, then writ the code
to make them run right.

However, a key
     that can open many locks
is a master key.

[deleted] You know
     how they say a sucker is
born every minute?

Damn you, now I need
     to reinstall it again.
Who am I kidding?

This is wrong. It is
     your civic duty to pay
the taxes you owe.

Do you drive that bike
     in the middle of busy
streets too? In, your, face!

[deleted] Red Hot
     Chili Peppers are pretty
mellow, might be good.

I also support
     everyone who'll stop eating
there because of this.

She's probably dressed like
     that as required by her job.
Not that she minds, though.

i like how it turned
     out, and i like the buttons
you used for closures.

At this point, I feel
     ripped off and disappointed
by their decisions.

Gads, the stink that Pike
     probably left on her may not
have been worth the pic.

If a decent game
     came out I'd buy it and play
the shit out of it.

Have you tried Mundo?
     I never knew people could
have pet owls Great trade.

Perhaps limiting
     the votes a person can give
in a day would help.

My main goal in life,
     the only thing I want, is
to be a mother.

That. Was. Beautiful.
     *sheds tear* [Someone wishes they'd
known this earlier.

I just don't know how
     to help him when he doesn't
even know either.

That's why skeptics should
     have utter contempt for what
these guys are saying.

Nice command centre.
     But what is Gerard Butler
doing on your wall?

I've always wondered
     what the host says to the guest
when they shake hands. Odd.

The candle that burns
     the brightest burns the shortest.
Nu metal Boner?

The dad scooped her up
     into a huge hug and went
back for her placemat.

I'm sure there's some way
     around it, but it's probably
super expensive.

Ever see a girl
     orgasm and look like she's
having a seizure?

Apply everywhere
     and for the love of God, stay
outta juvenile.

It seems like he may
     be the one with something up
his ass. That's all folks!

EDIT: never mind.
     He can be shiny if you
use the Azure flute.

It looks excellent.
     I really appreciate
you helping me out!

I don't see why these
     guys act like it's so awesome
to have old consoles.

I took them elsewhere
     so one one else but ME had
to deal with MY kids.

I think the title
     could have used a "seems legit"
at the end. Nice try.

so do lots of things.
     most people who get cancer
and die aren't smokers.

if you're otherwise
     unhealthy smoking is much
worse for you. it's true!

I just had dinner,
     I think i'll be fine without
having a cookie.

It doesn't make me
     want to vote for Obama
more, just Romney less.

There's something really
     uncanny valley going
on in all of these.

It's obviously
     the group D for anyone
who follows the scene.

The shadowing looks
     odd due to the solid line
you have around it.

I've heard from other
     stand up comics that he is
incredibly nice.

Gay Marriage: THE MOST
     IMPORTANT ISSUE EVER.
Bitch i'm fabulous.

"If you don't like gay
     marriage, don't get gay married,"
as the cliche goes.

So I built a third.
     That burned down, fell over, then
crashed into the moon.

If we're not "all on
     the same page" you can not do
business in this town?

What about those who
     won a store exclusive mount
in a lottery?

Fuck it all. It's time
     for me to take another
long break from this place.

Been able to do
     that for several years in WA,
probably in CA too.

Wait, what media
     is truly independent?
Oh yeah, none of them.