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It's an explicit
     choice that *results* from applied
critical thinking.

Divergent branches
     must be exterminated!
True Path Master Race!

And I really doubt
     this is anything you want
to tell ANYONE.

That said, I don't know
     exactly what you mean by
"transgender feelings".

Most likely both, but
     if not both probably she's just
trying to recruit you.

But your friend's case is
     certainly the exception
rather than the rule.

Have you ever said
     to yourself 'life is boring.
I need more seizures.'?

I am just hoping
     when I move off to college
things will get better.

Just build computers
     naked, of course. Nice word choice!
I salute you, sir.

4th Just because
     you bought better gear didn't mean
you had to do it.

Thanks for the input.
     Which power do you use on
your right mouse button?

I see what you did
     there Technically, there are four
kinds of currency.

especially the text?
     My text always looks sloppy
and takes FOREVER.

"why can't we use both?"
     Please understand that it is
not the case at all.

It should be the first
     step, and it would expose all
the other problems.

If you were to pull
     this crap with me I would take
you to small claims court.

Though the removal
     process is more painful than
the initial ink.

Better teacher than
     any of my college or
law school professors.

I told the other
     guy this: give it a chance, man!
Keep playing the game!

wear a Godzilla
     suit so you'll blend in and look
like you belong there.

Why? You used the word
     "ascertain" in the wrong way.
I pointed it out.

Why down votes? It's true
     Agreed. So much potential
but it went nowhere.

You fucking racist
     piece of shit, what do you think
this is fucking 4chan?

More than anything,
     I just don't want him to fret
over the expense.

Most definitely,
     but it may help, and it's not
that big of a deal.

[deleted] i like
     this "And how would you define
your personal style?

I haven't checked but
     maybe amazon instant
video has it.

Brilliant! [deleted]
     Okay, well maybe next week.
I'll have to try that.

Since Christ was perfect,
     I will never achieve that,
but I will strive to.

Congratulations!
     It's a Bastion reference, says
right there in his post.

I don't like the fact
     that we're basically ruled by
large corporations.

If you haven't watched
     Tyson, drop what you're doing
and go watch it now.

[deleted] and if
     she gets molested we will
blame the molester.

No unit exists
     in a vacuum, that's simply
not how this game works.

You did not run, spoke
     with the guy, and everything
was fine so you left.

The characters were
     dumb because they were horror
movie characters.

I'm sure there are still
     some machines out there that still
work though. My mistake.

Just put the girl on
     the mic and it would probably
have the same effect.

If he says nothing
     he's basically complicit.
mine is similar.

his message isn't
     really discouraging, but
"you're not special" is).

Their bonus damage
     is against mechanical
units, not armored.

Everyone either
     wants to overprice their shit
or it's not my size.

Quite likely. Were you
     really nervous the first time
you were with a girl?

I agree, I don't
     really consider viking
metal a genre.

Down vote for you. Guys,
     I found him! The smartest guy
on the internet!

As long as I am
     comfortable against that,
I think I'll do well.

[deleted] I hope
     this isn't to macabre
but its important.

The head can also
     be entered and the shoulders
can be climbed onto.

Very sad. Oh, thanks!
     The Olay seems to have some
really good reviews.

Have done this. I can
     confirm BBQ pizzas
are super awesome.

What did I just watch?
     They know full well. They just don't
care because money.

[deleted] You do
     realize they played together
in St. Louis, right?

-alignments vs
     multiple offenses we're
most likely to see.

It's a waste of time,
     we don't want to load players
with useless info.

That's my personal
     biased opinion, at least.
[deleted] Fake. Right?

i see the maintenance
     guys using them all the time.
Kudos to you bud.

What does Neil Patrick
     Harris have to do with it,
have to do with it?

Well played. I can't stream
     shit only one game in High
settings not even..

Hate to tell you but
     tolerance in of itself
is not a virtue.

I think I just met
     the stupidest person on
the internet. Hey!

Accusing seems like
     bad sportsmanship [deleted]
Very nice response.

Lincoln is ducking?
     If you can dodge a wrench, you
can dodge a paintball!

She's gonna get raped.
     YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES
You sir, are a god.

You are not special.
     You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake.

He's a lovely lad
     who is always in the right
place at the right time.

[deleted] Because
     I am from Texas. I know
the mentality.

It's a similar
     system to achievement points
in video games.

Yes, but she had drugs,
     drugs allow you to do things
you normally couldn't.

I'm totally cool
     with this, and I'd be more than
happy to do one.

Ha! I used to get
     so much teasing from my friends
when I would do this!

I've seen this lately.
     Perhaps in a snobby town
near near Toronto?

Religion never
     comes up often, a little
more recently though.

When things went to hell
     with him, I was miserable
and in denial.

That's it's charm. You don't
     have to lower your standards,
it's a great movie.

I am wondering
     if anyone here has passed
out from it before?

And apparently
     Canadian as well It's
okay to be gay.

Then I registered
     this account and was like "Oh.
I'm an idiot."

[deleted] To move
     up two spots in the draft we'd
give you Carey Price?

I'm most likely there
     bradley always looks great when
he's getting aero.

The mansion he is
     starting in the first picture
I have built before.

Thank FUCK we had those
     hens, I don't know WHAT we would
have done otherwise.

Unless they patched it,
     you can sit there forever.
That would be awesome!

The thing that gets me
     is that almost no one wears
helmets in this town.

It took months before
     I could leave the dogs and cats
alone by themselves.

That happened to me
     when I accidentally
clicked update this thing.

Alright just let me
     know when you're ready, I can
be in the room soon.

Del Negro. It's good,
     but let me tell you, it's NOT
what you would expect.

I don't think you are
     judging her as much as you
are **choosing** for you.

I wonder. No shit,
     but that really doesn't change
anything, does it?

Just because they are
     at home on base doesn't mean
their lives are easy.

I've honestly just
     always wondered why some choose
to hold onto it.

Did it easily
     enough on my PC &
rendered quite quickly.

I postulate is
     must indeed be Family Guy.
No doubt, I believe.

WHY???? Those things are not
     poop friendly. He popped some E.
Truly rolling face.

I play to have fun,
     but I still manage to be
better than average.

I would love to suck
     that so bad Everything is
better with the Smiths....

Hillary Clinton
     said he looks like an Asian
Rosie O'Donnell.

Everything else is
     constitutionally sound
(as far as I've heard).

Sometimes they work well
     and sometimes they are really
difficult to use.

A security
     system is only as strong
as its weakest point.

Please take the next step,
     and talk to your kid about
sex safety as well.

Would you believe they're
     doing it wrong, and others
are doing it right?

I'll pass. Still! Actually,
     some steakhouses offer this.
It is expensive.

Is this another
     example of using words
that have no meaning?

OMG!!!! there green!!!
     It's not really sexual
but more sensual.

And the faded from
     popularity crazy
ex praying mantis.

Go ahead, pull them
     both up for comparison
and get back to me.

And so, I don't know
     how to do things i probably
should know how to do.

No, i don't think you
     can be without sharing some
really close moments.

Just say that. Don't just
     say "I have the answer" though,
when you really don't.

The female students
     are never in this highly
competitive clique.

Dude call the cyber
     police [deleted] There are
many different types.

Yes And I'm a man.
     How many advantages
could one person have?

I think anyone,
     novice or expert would be
pleased with this razor.

If it were to be
     consistent surely there can
be some citations.

Bro, masturbating
     isn't any worse than just
eyeing a girl up.

It probably isn't
     legal, but they can probably
get away with it.

Honestly though, when
     you're drunk I don't think things should
be held against you.

That works, too. That was
     the longest night of his life...
ass hat. I'm sorry.

Also, Please and Thank
     You goes a very long way.
"Well shit the bed Fred!"

The colors are great
     and I keep thinking of new
looks to use them for.

I gave you money
     so you could do whatever
the fuck you want to.

So. Damn. Brilliant. Sir!!
     I love Asimov! This should
be the top comment.

You either create
     the future or someone else
creates it for you.

Where exactly are
     you getting your insider
information from?

Is it wrong? I'd love
     to know more about this, it's
so damned interesting!

Clean, obviously.
     And the only moves it knew
were tackle and flail.

You may as well be
     faulting programmers for not
having design skills.

If it's someone who's
     not a potential partner,
than what do I care?

I guess really all
     you need is the paperwork
and a notary..

Kinda like fuck can
     mean sex but doesn't in the,
"Oh fuck!" And, "Fuck yeah!"

Because the rules are
     written by the people who
benefit from it.

They were so damn cheap
     at the little candy store
near the middle school.

I always just told
     my folks the dollar amount
for the piece of tech.

Like /sarcasm? That,
     I imagine, is a play
on programming code.

Holy shit. Really?
     Thank you for posting that since
he deleted it.

great performances
     and cinematography,
but just too damn slow.

When I'm on a paid
     job, with multiple camera
bodies, I use straps.

i'll admit she is
     attractive but I never
thought of her that way.

Oh lord, I never
     thought I'd hear a girl say that.
Music to my ears.

25i can be a whole
     lot of fun, but it can be
very powerful.

Did you not see all
     the uses of the tampon
**besides** the cotton?

I liked your humor.
     Apparently others didn't.
I take my hug back!

How much did you spend?
     I wouldn't condone this but,
this guys a scammer.

It's full of the same
     shit, the same *annoying* shit,
day in and day out.

Aiming with a mouse
     feels similar to playing
air guitar to me.

Who do you think takes
     care of these kids once they get
put in a system?

When my boyfriend does
     this amazing smirk smile thing.
It brightens my day.

Sounds like a good time
     to me, send me a PM
when it works for you.

They have every right
     to care, and the police force
therefore must respond.

I've traded a bit,
     but never with anything
higher than a Bill's.

Sounds like a perfect
     place to through parties without
damaging your place.

If it wouldn't be
     against the Thunder, I'd like
Lebron to get his.

Well warn her that weed
     is extremely illegal
in Jamaica, please.

I am extremely
     disappointed that I don't
get this reference.. This.

Think about cold things,
     like a cooler of ice cold
beer or a glacier.

Even Hollywood
     in China compete with free
at cheaper prices.

You need a sharper
     knife though, you crushed that pastry
and sawed at the beef.

I'm not an expert
     by any means but it may
help others help you.

So I don't even
     understand what the issue
is even about.

Maybe he allows
     poverty so we could learn
to be more giving.

I have even more
     respect for Community
after seeing that.

But of course as is
     with all things, this is only
my opinion. Me!

A movie about
     Robert's Rebellion? That would...
actually fucking work.

They believe they are
     supposed to be competent
in all areas.

HOLY SHIT A NICE
     PLAY! Cant tell if they actually
got him or not though.

[deleted] Of all
     the things that ever happened,
this happened the most.

This is good advice.
     Smoking is well known to be
the cure for coughing.

Oh. I'm so sorry
     you can but anything you
want and alter it.

Tell me if you mean
     moral relativism
in a different sense.

Did you blow into
     the plaster using a straw,
or something like that?

It implies if things
     don't get better, you didn't think
positive enough.

The heartbreak I feel
     every time I watch it is
so therapeutic.

Thanks for the reply!
     Well anyways, I'm glad you
really like your job.

They said a refund
     is no problem, and the guy
was very helpful!

Everything else does.
     I don't know the ratios
for anything though.

Your dad's a dick. Wow.
     This is... reasonable. How odd.
[deleted] Oh, great.

:D [deleted] This.
     Just this. I am currently
shedding tears of mirth.

Get out and meet all
     the different kinds of people
on Capitol Hill!

Your story about
     the valedictorian
further confirms this.

What you said when you
     went onto explain yourself
wasn't that at all.

as for surviving
     on your own, these are very
good questions to ask!

However, I do
     wish you didn't say "hail satan"
as you drove away.

Makes plenty of sense."
     But really, what the fuck is
this supposed to mean?!

Just in time to miss
     both the soccer games that are
on the tv, too!

Why the fuck do you
     have a basket of wicker
balls in your bedroom?

I'm on vacation
     and I'm wearing my Dodger
jersey tomorrow.

Plus I feel like there's
     not the opportunity
to meet new people.

Thanks to these comments,
     I'm delightfully looking
forward to it now.

Sometimes when I'm not
     at work he'll call my desk phone
and leave a voicemail.

Its like one's looking
     at me and the other one
is looking for me...

Lets hope so He'll be
     posthumously inducted
at the very least.

My friends and I watched
     just so we could talk about
how bad the jokes were.

Yours are based on WELL
     THIS IS ALL GONNA STOP SOON
BECAUSE I THINK SO.

This is true, problem
     usually ends up being
finding a house though.

If I were a rich,
     impulsive person, I'd get
that as a tattoo.

Be blunt and honest.
     If he thinks that you're crazy
for it, then oh well.

[deleted] I think
     that unions are great, but some
reform is needed.

Cool. Yeah my source is
     common knowledge, You should know
lying is sinful.

He would shoot and move
     around, but thankfully his
guns couldn't hurt us.

EDIT: Grammar If
     I came into your store would
you model for me?