Haiku #41666
Anything having
to do with poop, vomit, pee,
blood, puss, or crushing.
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Haiku #41667
It's hard to get more
immature and populist
than that isn't it.
Haiku #41668
I've been up a few
times to visit and have met
folk from Inverness.
Haiku #41669
Doesn't cover much
on gender roles though. Kind of..
bad in that regard.
Haiku #41670
Yep. I jump the fence
to the big park, and he comes
sprinting after me.
Haiku #41671
[deleted] It will
or would be his, if China
gives up Tibet. Thanks!
Haiku #41672
I'm curious what,
if any, relationship
or respect was there.
Haiku #41673
Never really got
good though, and the lessons stopped
when he passed away.
Haiku #41674
Ring the one you were
closest to up and tell them
what is going on.
Haiku #41675
There are quite a few
"ugly" people with highly
attractive spouses.
Haiku #41676
Now missiles will be
able to **accurately**
level cities! yay!
Haiku #41677
He asked if I "would
be okay" and I said "Yeah,
I'm going to win."
Haiku #41678
He only reacts
like this when interrupted
in his private time.
Haiku #41679
But... who sands semen?!
What are you talking about?
Lux is way better.
Haiku #41680
I think the same case
**might** be happening to **some** porn
actresses as well.
Haiku #41681
No doubt someone stole
the valuable artifacts
for their museum.
Haiku #41682
Hopefully he is
smart enough never to make
this mistake again.
Haiku #41683
That Sounds Like A Bad
Ass Band Name :D Finally!
Came here to say this.
Haiku #41684
Adjust your lever
play as desired using
your barrel shifter.
Haiku #41685
There's little respect
there if you don't have to work
for it a little.
Haiku #41686
If I'm too pissed off
to sleep next to you, I will
be the one to leave.
Haiku #41687
They could easily
kick one of the blankets off
into the heater.
Haiku #41688
It would be a shame
if someone knew where you lived...
You need a lawyer.
Haiku #41689
There's plenty of good
music performance going
on around Europe.
Haiku #41690
Voyager should be
moving in a more or less
straight line, I suppose.
Haiku #41691
I didn't even see
Sweden's entry but Jesus,
you stormed the voting.
Haiku #41692
Only flaw would be,
that atheism is stated
as a religion.
Haiku #41693
[deleted] I thought
this put the clocks back up ten
with a minute left.
Haiku #41694
But in every round,
Cain got wobbled and then took
the fight to the ground.
Haiku #41695
Keep your chin up mate.
And always remember this.
You're fucking awesome.
Haiku #41768
[Solved] Although I am
not working there this summer
I have in the past.
Haiku #41769
Become a better
man, make your own charisma
and they'll come to you.
Haiku #41770
Yes, absolutely.
If you see more in her than
just someone to shag.
Haiku #41772
Just because someone
disagrees with you does not
make their comment rude.
Haiku #41773
Out of all the rats
I've owned, he picked up litter
training the quickest.
Haiku #41774
I do this sometimes
by using British spellings
when I talk to Brits.
Haiku #41775
Thank you for wasting
your time to make yourself sound
like an idiot.
Haiku #41776
And finally how
strong the roach max is really
depends on the map.
Haiku #41777
So what if it is?
It's not. What trainer school are
you talking about?
Haiku #41778
I do not believe
so, you missed your chance when you
were a Year12 student.
Haiku #41946
And even then it's
normally Damage Run away,
Damage run away.
Haiku #41779
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Haiku #41956
This has allowed me
to succeed in so many
areas of life.
Haiku #41785
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Haiku #41895
I can't tell if they're
trying to be serious or
just playing along.
Haiku #41792
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Haiku #144403
But the animal
ambulance came and took it.
It's good to be back.
Haiku #41801
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Haiku #41916
I think the Scout group
nearby tries to keep the place
as clean as they can.
Haiku #41805
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Haiku #212031
Maybe you should ask
your department help center
for the best method.
Haiku #7408
This must be a hoax.
[deleted] Who the fuck cares
about Will Wheaton?
Haiku #41806
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Haiku #177495
Junior is well on
his way to his Stalinist
Statist merit badge!
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Haiku #41934
We don't care that we'll
probably never find someone
to spend our lives with.
Haiku #41935
Lewis and his team
not sure what the yellow light
on his wheel means? What????
Haiku #41936
Challenge a woman
to piss you off and she will
do just that. Nothing.
Haiku #41937
It just has to work
correctly and people be
honest and happy.
Haiku #41938
For the shirt, just hit
up a few stores and lurk here
to find styles that work.
Haiku #41939
[deleted] Hot damn
that's a great body This guy
is an idiot.
Haiku #41940
And some of the stuff
we argue you about is
just silly! Oh well.
Haiku #41942
individuals
never need military.
glad that we agree.
Haiku #41943
But then again, if
all of this is for real, OP
deserves much better.
Haiku #41944
they do fit pretty
well and they're cheap, which is why
i keep buying them.
Haiku #41945
But if it is like
you say, then it might not be
suitable for me.
Haiku #41947
He looks awesome, but
I know nothing about him.
You hear that Ron? Bears.
Haiku #41948
I mean, it's pretty
biased as far as who you're
supposed to root for.
Haiku #41949
So what about all
the other invertebrate
and vertebrate life...
Haiku #41950
I agree, we need
to keep the momentum up.
This is awesome. Hum.
Haiku #41951
Suddenly I had
the feeling something bad was
about to happen.
Haiku #41952
Don't just draw them out
for special occasions, but
live them every day.
Haiku #41953
I'm nineteen, I've had
ten partners, and there is no
such thing as 'normal'.
Haiku #41955
Lack of evidence
is not evidence of lack.
I hope you put out.
Haiku #41957
She said she shouldn't
think like that, it's just that her
mom tells her these things.
Haiku #41958
It wouldn't have been
without you and your fellow
Marines. Thank you. Oh!
Haiku #41959
I haven't read them
in a long time though, so I'm
not sure they hold up.
Haiku #41960
Cooking can be quite
time consuming, depending
on what you're making.
Haiku #41961
To many of us,
offering sympathy is just
kind of insulting.
Haiku #41962
I'm guessing that you
live somewhere that the accent
makes "arp" sound like "up"?
Haiku #41963
I went on a girls
weekend last year and we all
had to plan one meal.
Haiku #41964
I like the outfit
and I don't think the "vest is
bad" or anything.
Haiku #41965
I'm not just losing
my edge, I'm forgetting where
I last saw it. No.
Haiku #41966
I'm glad to hear this.
I'm considering starting
to collect Hitchcock.
Haiku #41967
The Canon s95 is
also a much better choice
than these two cameras.
Haiku #41968
I agree of late
the games have been sub par but
there is always hope.
Haiku #41969
B: Something is burnt,
when it is destroyed by fire.
Does A imply B?
Haiku #41970
they put it over
the megaphone down in church
hill and fulton hill.
Haiku #41971
So we wait. And wait.
Oh hey, no one is fucking
buying anything.
Haiku #41972
When he tried to fix
that, he created Justin
Bieber by mistake.
Haiku #41973
Time based fights, races
through the city, collecting
gems etc.
Haiku #41974
The nature of those
threads being incestuous does
not surprise me. Thanks!
Haiku #41975
We'll support you like
we would any other day,
but the debt is yours.
Haiku #41976
Sometimes they have park
and ronen or whatever
the brand is on sale.
Haiku #62120
His W is
very strong, and his Q is
easy harass with.
Haiku #41977
I've had three women
leave me, each illustrating
one of the above.
Haiku #41978
If you died, you lost
everything in our backpack
and on your person.
Haiku #41979
It's everybody
here not having a problem
with any of this.
Haiku #41980
[What if OP really
don't know how to post picture
on the internet?!
Haiku #41981
Your kid has issues
and needs therapy. Really?
You go straight to that?
Haiku #41982
Oh. I know that when
my brother lived in Berlin
he used a service.
Haiku #41983
They wouldn't fit on
my chihuahua let alone
on my fiancee.
Haiku #41984
Only an asshole
wouldn't want them. That's my time!
You've been great, goodnight.
Haiku #41985
A DARK BLACK PAST IS
MY MOST VALUED POSSESSION
Do those bastards bite?
Haiku #41986
If you ever think
you want to buy a house, you
may want to get one.
Haiku #41987
Too bad I missed that.
It's hot- the country has gone
BBQ crazy!!
Haiku #41988
So you *knew* there was
substantial haircut but you
still claimed otherwise?!
Haiku #41989
[deleted] If you
defend the flag, you defend
the confederacy.
Haiku #41990
and it gets better
and better every day, no
need to cheer me up.
Haiku #41991
Its easy. Shit just
ask someone to walk you through
the process of it.
Haiku #41992
Jesus, now you're not
even acknowledging what
you said before. Nice.
Haiku #41993
I would much prefer
to have Carrick or Scholes there
instead of Barry.
Haiku #41994
There was no "VE" day
so that the returning vets
could march down Times Square.
Haiku #41995
I sadly never
got the opportunity
to try Pepsi Blue.
Haiku #41996
Surprisingly, most
people (especially girls) think
this is kind of cute.
Haiku #41997
So let me ask you
then, what is the progression
in the video?
Haiku #41998
Big red flag for me.
Surprised that Turner didn't see
that kind of dropoff.
Haiku #41999
I try to convince
myself that I need to get
out of the heart ache.