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The almost finished
     set I have has black numbers
on the dice, not red.

You're trying to engage
     someone better off ignored
even further why?

One of my teachers
     saying he hopes his kid turns
out like me. Awesome!

Is she dominant
     and just has her way with you
whenever she wants?

Did she bring it up
     or did you initially?
Where did you two meet?

By "spreading" do you
     mean from person to person
or just rapid growth?

Looks like the guy from
     Electric Retard is back...
Bing. Not even once.

The last picture is
     the only one that doesn't
really flatter you.

You look younger, but
     maybe that's because your hair
is all in your face.

That's the point: there is
     no one person that knows how
to build anything.

My friends and I are
     still exploring sex, women,
and life in general.

Given the context,
     that does not appear to be
the correct answer.

Good info to know.
     Thanks. Voters approved a ban
on same sex marriage.

I don't have knowledge
     to fully articulate
the various points.

To me, it depends
     on the conditions under
which you were hired.

That's speculation
     and I agree that it could
have happened like that.

Also I can't get
     anyone to make any
good runs on offense.

i don't think pills are
     for everyone but they saved
my life That's awesome.

Give me my thoughts back!
     I'm from New Zealand, I will
be available...

It also gives you
     extra incentive to keep
their asses in line.

Either way they stop
     bugging you, and maybe you've
done them a favor.

It simply isn't.
     Social privilege is a bitch
when you don't have it.

Anyone who's worth
     having as a friend will not
judge or pity you.

Shit man, im lucky
     to see my progression bar
move after a game.

It might just be us,
     but I tend to get over
things pretty quickly.

One thing you learn from
     the movie is to just stick
with your decisions.

If you use 'faggot'
     as a pejorative, there
is blood on your hands.

Very bad. I used
     to tell this to new players
and they would freak out.

Yes. She's a collector,
     everyone needs a hobby,
at least it's not stamps.

It's ok, I'd be
     embarrassed after saying
the things you are too.

If that is what God
     did then Adam and Eve would
not have existed.

If you have to say
     you're sorry make damn sure you
don't have to again.

I will admit no
     less than an explanation
as strong as this one.

[You can literally
     grind on every physical
surface of the game.

Amphetamines are
     available legally
in many forms though.

With proper training
     you can do even better!
[deleted] Oh yeah?

Let it come to you
     if you don't want to go out
and talk to people.

And mostly I just
     want them to understand why
I have my beliefs...

And how do you know
     how much of a slice of her
salary that was?

The aliens all
     getting mutant powers will
give them a good hint.

The people in charge
     have failed, utterly, over
and over again.

I don't know where you
     come from, but you mention you
are an immigrant.

Yeah books lol.
     That's my fetish. Good titles.
i'll look them over.

Work at finances.
     No one wants to be in debt
up to their eyeballs.

I cant remember
     anything specific off
the top of my head.

I'm appreciative
     if they do and if they don't
I couldn't care less.

You could even go
     as far as the internet
if you wanted to.

Mass and energy
     are essentially the same
thing in different forms.

That could make for some
     awkward moments in the pet
store in the future.

Take some time and make
     sure you don't have any strong
emotions lingering.

I've demonstrated
     there's no difference between me
and everyone else!

It's not uncommon
     to see entire comment
threads deleted there.

I'm a beginner..
     My first (and only) camera
was a Nikon P80.

For some reason from
     reading this I am very
interested in you.

OP isn't talking
     about stupid, trivial
things that don't matter.

For the few minutes
     I was at the bar it seemed
like it was working.

Looks like an image
     from the game itself. Great job!
Oh, that dog of mine!

Being an asshole
     to others is not how you
counter arguments.

I AM curious
     why you're concerned though, if you
don't mind me asking.

I think we have two
     very different assumptions
about what God is.

She doesn't like me
     anymore but she helps me
through like an angel.

The next person can
     then either a) pick a new
gift or b) steal yours.

If they're really not
     getting along, they shouldn't
be sharing a cage.

A photograph is
     not about one part of it,
it's about the whole.

But you should really
     know what you're getting into
before you buy it.

When you sign in are
     you clicking the "keep me logged
in" box. That may work.

Oh yea true. I keep
     forgetting all the youngsters
are out and about.

It's about a Frank
     Zappa show that caught on fire.
Oh. Well that makes sense.

hey me too Lord, don't
     worry if you feel that way.
You aren't a bad mom.

Almost everyone
     has at least one key on their
person at all times.

Participating
     in stereotypical
X activities?

I should probably buy
     some nice driving gloves and just
never drive again.

the best argument
     ever would be to stop trying
to outlaw nature.

It's better than are
     you there chelsea and i hate
my teenage daughter.

You not only are
     the boss for camera, but you
really are their boss.

In any event,
     I didn't scroll through the comments
before I posted.

If she reaches out
     to you, tell her you had fun
but you can't make it.

I'm sitting here trying
     to figure out why you are
so put off by this.

I tried to run, but
     he tackled me in the snow
to bring me back home.

she will need to get
     over it eventually
for things to work. when?

He bled out within
     minutes and there was nothing
anyone could do.

Really good food, not
     bad prices, though the service
was a little slow.

Husband had to get
     on the phone to explain what
exactly happened.

Yay for Ottawa!
     Sadly I didn't get to go
to the con either.

If you are looking
     for ransom, I can tell you
I don't have money.

If you stop throwing
     stones at my dog now, that'll
be the end of it.

And MY point is more
     VALID if I use ALL CAPS
every now and THEN.

BUT THE ONLY WAY
     THAT MAKES SENSE IS IF YOU GUYS
HAD MADE THE PLAYOFFS.

I just stopped going
     out with him when I needed
to cover his tip.

I feel really bad
     for the humiliation
that I have unleashed.

This is where you will
     develop soft skills you can't
learn in the classroom.

They rarely actually
     miss the person, they just miss
having someone there.

I am curious
     how you made the move and how
long you plan to stay?

OMG he looks
     WAY different than a photo
I just saw of him.

see, this shit right here
     Didn't even pay attention
to that. That's awesome!

Too ambitious? No.
     But it does look like you're trying
to impress someone.

Then they stopped choosing
     and started playing football
with lopsided teams.

I'm not. I haven't
     played too far into the game.
Just tried. Doesn't work.

There's no need to give
     that fool the last laugh, So wipe
that smile off his face.

I was physically
     incapable of stopping
or skipping ahead.

Costume jewelry was
     enough to prove that to me
as a little girl.

I knew I wanted
     to be an engineer, but
I didn't know what kind.

I have Program Files
     and Program Files x86, but not
Data. I'm good, then?

I'm already calm.
     [deleted] Price seems decent
for this time of year.

"I've told you before,"
     he says, "not to be drinking
in here". Then he leaves.

If an artist wants
     their music to be free, they'll
put it out for free.

People often stay
     and 1v1 when they have no chance,
instead of running.

Fucking love those games
     with more passion than a knight
hating a dragon.

This man and Sehorn
     are the reasons why I am
Giants fan today.

Unfortunately,
     I don't have the cash to get
the game for awhile.

I try everything,
     and my love for food is why
I moved to Asia.

Please submit pictures
     like this with the tag "[Fan Art]"
in the title. Thanks.

it's the mother's day
     episode where mom makes all
the robots revolt.

And by that time they'll
     probably be able to say
"fuck" after 9pm.

I would have never
     done that if I had still been
shy and hesitant.

Fuck madagascar.
     I kill everyone but them,
EVERY SINGLE TIME.

I mock every one
     equally Hang off of them
and swing around? What?

My friend found the school
     therapist in middle school
to be life saving.

Maybe not super
     close but enough that he knows
he has a father.

not a a cartoon
     made for girls, but a cartoon
made for **all ages**.

Now, please indulge me
     with your rebuttal, if you
would be so obliged.

Your "younger" brother?
     Whats the problem? Kick his ass
and do what is right.

should be called "boobs don't
     change facial expressions" Wow...
I'd have run a mile.

You just have to start
     small, and everything will start
coming together.

Tell me more.... Hey what
     about Christopher Walken?
Great stuff! where's this from?

Unfortunately,
     I think you're on the losing
side of the battle.

Basically, no one
     will ever find that perfect
person FOREVER.

Strangely enough, you
     probably didn't have to warn me
about the fire thing.

I feel like with our
     son he doesn't have his own
identity yet.

Jealous. I can't wait
     to get out riding again.
Younger by two years.

I can get through brush.
     I live on the Puget Sound.
Moisture is my life.

Well, don't not do stuff
     you're going to regret not
doing anymore.

There's no need to give
     that fool the last laugh, So wipe
that smile off his face.

But seeing humans
     hurt other humans almost
never bothers me.

how about we get
     back to the original
bitch you were making?

I don't see why not,
     *they* know that it's the biggest
threat to their business.

At that point they would
     willingly impose themselves
upon that contract.

You. Not anyone
     else you've used to mitigate
your difficulties.

[deleted] Getting
     people with trap packages
was always the best.

All these hot naked
     people and I really don't
want any of them.

I want to do what
     is right for him but I still
want to live my life.

I don't understand
     what about that concept is
so hard to grasp. No.

Particularly
     Lost. I know it's been said but...
what the fuck was that?

I'd just say hate on
     Colton for being an ass
and leave it at that.

Good news is... wait, you'll
     probably be feeling like shit
for about a month.

Read Marx if you want
     to be some kind of expert
on socialism.

Most of the time foot
     traffic flow tends to follow
the traffic as well.

[deleted] Even
     if it did suck, this comment
would be retarded.

What a prick teacher.
     What do you want to be when
you grow up? A nurse?

When it described how
     the walking changed, I couldn't
read on. Good story.

Hot girls aren't going
     to come door to door knocking,
that's what I found out.

what is going on
     here smiling doesn't look bad
on anyone. smile!

Most of my friends are
     extremely scattered throughout
the united states.

8AM on the 15th?
     I can't play it at midnight?
Care to elaborate?

would have been better
     if he'd been alone To their
homes on Whore Island.

Just walk down the street
     and pop into anywhere
that peaks your interest.

Ethanol. I work
     in a lab and use sharpies
to label test tubes.

If you're unsubscribed,
     I guarantee that they won't
show on your front page.

He knows what it's like
     to have more food than you can
want let alone need.

Completely normal.
     The wing wasn't damaged, not
for Webber either.

Your son needs to hear
     the truth from his grandmothers
lips before she dies.

Many people go
     through lives with temporary
and permanent goals.

You could easily
     calculate how long you will
live on this planet.

What does this mean when
     the world has ditched the dollar
for americans?

That first two weeks was
     very uncomfortable.
Sleeping was the worse!

I think I'm going
     to post this in world news or
something similar.

Sure. But we're nothing
     compared how polite I find
people in the south.

long wind blown ladder?
     Holy fuck, he's posting them
as videos now!

You have to have sound,
     and cant scroll thru the parts you
know, etc.

Love Camus, I will
     definitely be checking
this movie out, thanks.

I'll keep an eye out
     too and hopefully you will
get that second job!

I'll keep an eye out
     too and hopefully you will
get that second job!

It's not like a kick
     will randomly be louder
or anything. Thanks.

It's still *possible*
     he's hanging around on Mt.
Olympus somewhere.

[deleted] Holy
     mother of fuck. That's like, wow.
That's incredible.

A shotgun is far
     easier to train someone
in than a handgun.

What about when you
     want items shipped to you from
online retailers?

I didn't down vote you.
     But I will entertain you
with a counter post.

Re: Romney, I think
     he approaches policy
from a different place.

Sad but true statement.
     But Rachael absolutely
blew her audition.

Stop sending your arms
     and your money and then see
how long your dogs last.

[deleted] I just
     enjoy it way more when he's
just talking normally.

Take some Internet
     gold, it could come in handy.
Good luck, fellow ent.

I like this. A lot.
     I wasn't talking about
Germany, but yeah.

I love how things can't
     just be "bad" they have to be
"KILLING" whatever.

Is this kind of stuff
     commonly done for extra
credit in US school?

This number they deemed
     too low, so they introduced
the deposit fee.

I could check with them
     if they are ok with you
joining if you want.

I'm just trying to get
     you good quality stuff but
similar prices.

Please pass this advice
     on to anyone who might
benefit from it.

-and you have the nerve
     to call me delusional
for listening to you.

Have you ever tried
     sticks of butter dipped in raw
sugar and chocolate?

This happens almost
     all the time consistently
for me. Needs a fix.

Its tough trying to help
     someone when they don't even
help themselves. Or not.

What do you think it's
     going to take to reverse
these obscenities?

i don't care if i'm
     hooked or not as long as i'm
able to maintain.

So, there is no need
     to accept a truth claim made
without evidence.

Just do decently
     in school and discover what
makes you click. Relax.

I fail to see how
     casual players benefit
from not knowing shit.

The two got along
     very well as you can see
from [this video.

Anything having
     to do with poop, vomit, pee,
blood, puss, or crushing.