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Maybe the "simple
     minded" can learn a thing or
two by watching it.

I would recommend
     getting a professional
to take care of it.

Opinions aren't facts.
     Sorry, but this REALLY old.
I really like this.

i'll try that tonight.
     if it seems like its okay,
would you do that swap?

It was a gimmick
     that was neat for a minute,
but it got old quick.

try walking around
     with a few of those next time
you go to the store!

In the forum thread
     you mention both capper stacked
teams and HO stacked teams.

My question is, will
     the kid be mentally fucked
up in the future?

How can you even
     mention phenomenal goal
tending on both ends?

Yes, because history
     proves nothing of what people
are capable of.

Why was the father
     awarded full custody
over the mother?

That's still incorrect.
     I knew someone would get it.
tell me about it.

I miss him alot.
     When and where? I referred more
to missing, really.

Oh God why? The face.
     She's not here. The racing on
four legs toward the girl.

Are her parents strict
     or controlling, or is their
relationship strained?

What happens if you
     take it *just a little* too
far and you fry it?

Oprah figured out
     how to scoop a treat from her
treat jar with her paw!

Or perhaps, take up
     something you always wanted
to, but never did.

Most cities around
     here have rules about growing
food in your front yard.

THERE WERE NO SIDEWALKS,
     NO STREETS. EVERYONE ALWAYS
FLEW FROM PLACE TO PLACE.

Ghost dog is being
     nice by giving you smudge prints
as a farewell gift.

As an iguana
     I'm running for my dear life!
I like the last part.

When people touch me
     with their feet, I start shaking
with rage and disgust.

Yes. Are there more witch
     hunt threads and participants
then there should be? Yes.

College is the chance
     to start fresh, around a whole
new group of people.

Damn it Jon........ You just
     drive backwards and try again
if you go over.

My wife and I went
     through a miscarriage and then
had fraternal twins.

Times like this make me
     feel like I know more Latin
than I really do.

Guys remember, if
     we legalize the devil's
leaf, Bin Laden wins.

Put the sheet over
     the end of a cardboard tube
and blow through the tube.

I'm not Sikh, but if
     you are THAT miserable, then
something needs to change.

ah, okay. makes sense.
     so about the other two?
what would they net me.

Eventually came
     around, but things were never
the same. Those tattoos.

[deleted] or if
     you do really badly you
can get pity sex.

How much do you weigh?
     In the final pic you seem
to be dressed quite well.

In order to make
     this work you DO need to tie
the safety switch up.

I told myself last
     year I wouldn't let stuff like
this affect me. No.

And see if they eat
     each other. Anyway, what?
can you still see me?

You don't have to be
     that dark. I do stuff like this.
They took it to far.

I can't remember
     but if he survived or not
but that shit was fucked.

When you update you
     can pop up randomly on
people's home pages.

What if the grammar
     problems were from him being
too high to type right?

His skills would be much
     more useful if he would get
his act together.

I don't play mind games,
     and I'm not afraid to tell
people I like them.

"Oh silly Toby.
     You're offended, you just don't
know it. Don't worry.

You're offended, you
     just don't know it. Don't worry.
I'll stand up for you!"

Yeah, I want to say
     that colored artifacts came
along in Shards block.

Right on. Your welcome!
     :D I thought we were talking
about chickens here..

I don't think it looks
     good at all, but it is what
most kids wear today.

A couple of trial
     runs before the exam will
put your mind at ease.

What happens when you
     place the tip of a bullet
into the muzzle?

The spot where Tower
     Records was is the Fresh &
Easy. I want it.

Both Afghanistan
     and Somalia have been fucked
over for decades.

I had the same shit
     on the highway and merging
with the speeding cars.

CALL THE FUCKING COPS"
     I was always too afraid
to do anything.

Posting pictures would
     be useful so we can see
the meta data.

Overall I think
     this is a pretty good test
chamber, keep it up!

my logic is good
     because it does not assume
what the picture means.

I've had stuff that looked
     almost exactly like this.
burned smooth and hit great.

Calling someone cunt,
     calling someone faggot, but
not saying the words.

stubborn tiny lights
     vs clustering darkness
forever ok?

IF so, suck it up
     and take it, hope they soften
over time. Agreed.

It's not how good you
     are at physics its how much
you love doing it.

Definitely helped
     make my teenage years more fun
(encouraged biking).

At the same time, her
     reliance on a single
*channeling* spell breaks her.

"once they've changed to start
     the day" is a little bit
easy on my ear.

Peanuts. Can't fucking
     stand them, but what's even worse
is peanut butter.

Be right there Actually
     being left at the altar
was very freeing.

I hope that makes sense!
     If you have questions, I can
try to clarify.

Working and free trade
     is how people lift themselves
out of poverty.

Also, this is all
     really humbling and has made
my week. Don't worry.

Using it to pick
     what the best option is may
not be accurate.

If you're the only
     one following the rule, you
have an advantage.

I think the difference
     lies in the meaning behind
what they are preaching.

Soccer is slowly
     catching up though, mainly down
to the national team.

I would love to play
     some baseball, but there's just no
places to do it.

Like he thinks he's some
     big crusader trying to rid
the earth of a plague.

It is usually
     found in the same exact place
as you would fine ROMS.

And the one I gave
     as an example isn't
too very clever.

You will learn driving
     after getting the permit.
Cheers and best of luck!

It's so much fun, you
     should give it a try if you
ever have a chance.

Call an ambulance,
     they can save your life enroute
to the hospital).

Remember the game
     he came back after being
given a day off?

Unless you *need to*
     in a predestination
paradox, of course.

Any tips? OP didn't
     ask us why we like our job
or why we chose it...

Do the math. You can
     stand in line, pee and go back
to your cubicle.

Es Hermosillo?
     Especially if you're asking
for their opinions.

[deleted] Looked like
     he lost his balance a bit.
It was a cow eye.

For comparison,
     my corn snake was perfectly
fine through all of it.

We went too fast too
     quick and I was the engine
pushing the train more.

I wouldn't worry
     too much about what others
think of TAG Heuer.

It's not bad for you.
     People here are a little
too over zealous.

Anyways, better
     luck making a coherent
argument next time!

[deleted] So you
     plan on being on a plane
that's about to crash?

See, maybe I'm just
     dumb, but how are backs sexy?
How is that a hint?

[deleted] You're right
     something does look a little
off about that one.

I'm genuinely
     interested on how you can
possibly think this.

To be honest I'm
     not even that interested
in getting married.

Technically, wearing
     clothes isn't "natural" either.
What's weird about that?

I have a raging
     boner right meow. Awesome.
I know what you mean.

I-70 also runs through
     Topeka where they end up
after the Blaine ride.

The ones that also
     leave large amounts of food on
the floor. Every. Time.

You're very welcome!
     I hope you can find some good
ideas in there.

Needless to say I've
     been pretty angry all day.
Thanks for the feedback.

A fellow went through
     my line and commented on
my many freckles.

I don't think it can
     be done. The world is sacred.
It can't be improved.

I am a woman,
     and I don't believe women
are better than men.

God damn. Above &
     Beyond was in Chicago.
Where the hell was I?

To be perfectly
     honest I've yet to ever
get my hands on them.

It wasn't merely
     any ferrous metal, since
clothing was OK.

So it's likely those
     that care for their young also
care for their owners.

Everything that comes
     after that is basically
just extra credit.

That shit looks so strange.
     I believe you have answered
my question thanks bud!

We try to confront
     conflict while it is still small.
you fucked up old hag.

This doesn't belong
     here First you should probably come
out of the closet.

[deleted] Karma
     is not supposed to matter.
That is the whole point!

If you do stuff like
     this, Please to god give credit
to the creators.

To put it into
     perspective, he considers
corvettes for rednecks.

Slim cut jeans are made
     specifically for men by
clothing designers.

I can't risk it, or
     waste time NOT playing, so I'm
going anyways.

Outdoor jogging is
     totally cool though, just stay
off the busy streets.

Getting your balls pinched
     when you slip off the wall is
*not* fun. Jaime Koeppe.

Do an easy ride
     the next day just to get blood
flowing through the legs.

If you're interested,
     but not knowledgeable, then
why are you talking?

check out a place called
     famous daves BBQ though......
quite tasty imo.

Many states do not
     have common law marriage or
anything like it.

However I'm not
     sure if what you suggest would
cover everyone.

God, if he exists,
     doesn't fucking give a damn
about our problems.

But I could rarely
     tell in advance that I was
going to get stiffed.

They would take him if
     you can find someone. Good luck.
She wants attention.

EDIT: I'm tagging
     you as "My Wife's Bridesmaid" or
something similar.

Because if it is
     then I would need to know where
exactly this was.

It's such a solid
     argument that I just shot
myself in the face.

Don't trust it I know
     nothing about sailer moon.
well i enjoy it.

Huh, I always thought
     you got fired because you
dipped your balls in it.

Can YOU make a choice
     not to smoke these things or does
that pack control you?

I graduate on
     the 9th of June and move
out on the 10th.

talk to the parents.
     all the other advice is
really bad advice.

this was played on may
     6th, how would he know back
then that it was flash?

Everyone's going
     to end up wishing they'd done
something they hadn't.

Thank you! You have no
     idea how helpful you
are to me right now!

It's just a shortcut,
     and doesn't mean that a God
is impossible.

Lol, you are
     doing something, helping bring
this sub back to life.

I understand that,
     but for this I don't care one
way or another.

DO IT FOR JOHNNY!
     The whole thing was recorded
several weeks ago.

And the old man tells
     Cobb *directly* "Who are you
to say otherwise?".

It's not their problem
     that we failed to not suck balls
at video games.

She no longer needs
     birth control, so she believes
you shouldn't either.

Having joined not long
     ago, I log in every
day if possible.

I've come to realize
     how irrational it is,
but still feel guilty).

Nice, funny the things
     parents think you'll not do just
because they say so.

It is Amazing!
     Man, those motherfuckers are
really pissed at Walt...

The sound of someone
     breaking in could have triggered
sleep paralysis.

Like Casablanca
     You played 5's. They're friends of yours...
So you hate your friends?

As strange as it is
     to say this, they largely fixed
the grinding in it.

You could easily
     stumble, fall backward and bang
your head on the ground.

It's got so many
     advantages that they're hard
to list. It's cheaper.

Blind? Believing things
     that aren't true? Ignoring facts?
Promulgating lies?

Place is neat. We take
     our pets to The Animal
Care League in Oak Park.

No plugs. do you call
     someone a douche when they are
being a faggot?

This photo makes me
     slightly uncomfortable,
and I don't know why.

One great thing about
     going random is that there's
no expectations.

If they can't handle
     this I don't know how they will
handle next season.

The max you can say
     is 'the practices don't fit
in today's lifestyle'.

After my part was
     done they'd go back to the doc
for their signature.

Square of the distance
     if you simply multiply
all the dimensions.

I figured he meant
     the name of the videos.
[deleted] Sucks man.

A few simple ones
     just to break up each section
is enough I think.

It's just her "thing". Hey,
     Im just thought about playing
the game again, too.

No, I'm pretty much
     always horny, but I do
love my bud. And thanks!

Wow. Shouldn't you be
     out taking over the world
or something? cum box?

Continue saving
     so maybe one day you can
afford you own place.

You can of course get
     apps from the market app on
the phone itself too.

Ah, that's true. I didn't
     realize the title would be
that long. Now I know.

German soldiers were
     conscripted, if you didn't fight
you're life was over.

[deleted] I am
     **loving** the content this thread
is bringing. Like [this?

Due to your grammar,
     I'm not sure whether to be
offended or not...

Also, I'm using
     tabs for the prices, but that's
getting messed up, too.

The municipal
     court can't handle anywhere
near enough cases.

It does, however,
     demonstrate that the person
is able to learn.

Situation here
     sucks though for single guys who
got nothing to do.

It ends tomorrow.
     So glad it ends tomorrow.
Well... that's kind of strange.

Or maybe I just
     find that particular word
to be rather vile?

I'll try and ask some
     colleagues tomorrow to see
what they recommend.

He pretended not
     to notice and his girlfriend
started to get pissed.

These characters are
     great, did you just recycle
some old ones or what?

*"Why would you open
     your legs for one brother, yet
not for the other?

This whole movie is
     hysterical and that is
one of the best scenes!

Why is it, that when
     we express ourselves in our
own way, it is wrong?

There is a very
     much so, but it manifests
itself differently.

Aristotle2 was
     directed by Michael Bay.
Be glad you don't know.

You are not special.
     You are not a beautiful
or unique snowflake.

They are more precise
     when wanting to refer to...
well, males and females.

Well how would you speak
     to people who spend all their
lives watching TV?

I left her alone
     on her special day and didn't
fight with my siblings.

[deleted] And now
     my excuses are being
backed with hard science.

Definitely made
     sense and I appreciate
your explanation.

I would love to hear
     about your experience
just out of interest.

If the soldiers had
     refused to fight Hitler would
have had no power.

Voting for someone
     to prove they're not racist is
indeed still racist.

Even if it is
     just your computer, that still
counts as a device.