Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #131805

After that I spend
     the entire time leveling
up saving them up.

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Haiku #313177

Anyways what I'm
     saying is that she wasn't
entirely blessed.

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Haiku #132067

Just a medium
     whack, don't baby it or try
to kill it, either.

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Haiku #312926

Buy.,.. Free,.. shipping,.. on,..
     thousands,.. of,.. items. Download,..
the,.. A,.. Beautiful,..

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Haiku #312927

John,.. Nash,.. goes,.. through,.. life,..
     making,.. connections,.. but,.. not,..
with,.. other,.. people.,..

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Haiku #132839

Alister Crowley
     is one fucked up dude, deeply
into the occult.

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Haiku #132923

If scarcity is
     natural or artificial
is irrelevant.

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Haiku #312928

Goals? Values? You're WAY
     to damn young to be worried
about this or her.

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Haiku #133467

No idea why
     I am being down voted
for a correction...

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Haiku #133600

That was such a lame
     attempt at getting a get
shot of emotion.

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Haiku #312929

His ultimate goal
     is very certainly not
complete yet. Do they?

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Haiku #134288

I'm also okay
     being a minority
in my neighborhood.

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Haiku #312930

Sharp thinking. That OP
     really uses his head. YAY!
So glad to hear that.

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Haiku #134494

*Or perhaps there is
     another culprit, I'm not
entirely sure.

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Haiku #134566

I really like that.
     Any reason for the cat
in particular?

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Haiku #312931

We had no format
     warping decks last fall, at least
not more than today.

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Haiku #135551

anybody else
     having audio problems
with the broadcasting?

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Haiku #312932

Next thing I know he's
     giving me hash and we smoked
up on the way home.

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Haiku #312933

This post is not long
     enough to meet our guidelines,
and has been removed.

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Haiku #312934

I mean we're far from
     perfect but id much rather
live here than the US.

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Haiku #313179

Thanks for your response....
     I will look into those points
and revert back. Cheers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #137127

And was it really
     as hard as I make it out
to be in my head?

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Haiku #137196

Expectations are
     high Not sure where you're getting
that impression from.

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Haiku #312935

Cast,.. Jack,.. Nicholson,..
     Faye,.. Dunaway,.. John,.. Huston,..
and,.. Perry,.. Lopez,..

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Haiku #313180

But for real K is
     less innocent than many
make it out to be.

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Haiku #313181

It is a super
     rare card and will never be
reprinted again.

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Haiku #137979

I am somebody
     that is in a similar
position as you.

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Haiku #138246

Stop talking about.
     It is propagated when
people discuss it.

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Haiku #139138

This kids good. Eh watch
     *Audacity of Despair*
by David Simon.

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Haiku #312936

Regal,.. Cinemas,..
     has,.. movie,.. trailers,.. tickets,..
cast,.. info,.. and,.. much,..

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Haiku #139976

Had a bloody nose
     (due to excessive heat), washed
up in a bathroom.

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Haiku #312937

The double buff you
     get from Bang For Your Buck is
extremely useful.

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Haiku #312938

Here's my most recent
     pictures that do not also
have my ex in them.

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Haiku #141085

Essex Vehicle
     Recovery are based in East
London and Essex.

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Haiku #312939

You might want to run
     Eco Arm to get them back
from the discard pile.

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Haiku #141157

I wasn't always
     on his likable list but
he loved my brother.

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Haiku #141493

Seriously did
     you never read anything
related to eve?

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Haiku #141771

Now she is are bit
     more understanding of her
own situation.

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Haiku #312940

Or I got them right
     about the time the epic
armor was released.

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Haiku #141908

The human becomes
     the walker. Circle of life.
Ok, Miss Piggy.

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Haiku #142245

I defended him
     for nearly his entire
tenure as starter...

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Haiku #142312

How would one sustain
     life or would we assume there
are no bills at all?

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Haiku #142517

The diagonal
     version was only ever
used by the Nazis.

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Haiku #142723

Heck, you're limited
     options for lunch on night shift
is mostly fast food.

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Haiku #312941

Beautiful and rare.
     You can find it in some caves
in Slovenia.

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Haiku #280241

I like you, I like
     you alot The video
has been taken down.

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Haiku #312942

I would register
     if I can put regular
mag release on it.

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Haiku #143276

Thank you, I plan on
     at least releasing the white
version tomorrow.

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Haiku #312943

I can't believe how
     insane people are going
since he scored that goal.

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Haiku #312944

Are you so perfect
     that all opponents must be
cowards and traitors?

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Haiku #144112

Obviously Gay
     dude hiding in the closet
like nobody knows?

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Haiku #312945

LOOK AT THEM. How could
     you condemn them to the pound,
you HEARTLESS MONSTER?

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Haiku #144319

I actually can see
     Anger Management being
kinda of useful.

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Haiku #144979

A new sex partner,
     a new person to hang out
with, etc.

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Haiku #312946

By all means people
     have an opinion, and are
free to express it.

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Haiku #312947

Their response? Boiled down
     to saying they don't think he's
important enough.

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Haiku #312948

Assault is assault!
     "Sure I beat those kids up, but
I didn't insult them."

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Haiku #312949

Two of the games were
     really really close even.
super fake Hell yea!

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Haiku #312950

It's getting better
     now though. Congratulations.
Thanks for giving back.

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Haiku #312951

Then we would not be
     worrying about Chinese
consumption at all.

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Haiku #312952

But even in those
     cases someone benefits,
or *thinks* that they do.

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Haiku #145973

The north of my state
     would see a flash and go back
to eating dinner.

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Haiku #312953

That is Golden State's
     pitch right there and if he wants
to win he is gone.

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Haiku #312954

I think it will make
     the housing bubble look small
by comparison.

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Haiku #312955

Last season the flash
     literally killed someone by
giving them cancer.

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Haiku #146881

If nothing else, work
     to be attracted to be
the person inside.

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Haiku #312956

I,.. regret,.. the,.. most,..
     in,.. life,.. right,.. now,.. is,.. that,.. I,..
knew,.. the,.. ending,.. to,..

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Haiku #147404

I'm taking a hit
     in the name of liberty
and democracy.

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Haiku #312957

Once again, thank you.
     With Blessing of Wisdom buff,
it is possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #148608

I actually haven't
     seen Ghost in the Shell yet, but
I've been meaning too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312958

Sometimes I can't tell
     if people here are joking
or being themselves.

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Haiku #149697

Durability
     is definitely a close
second to comfort.

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Haiku #150733

Code academy
     is pretty good and it's nice
and interactive.

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Haiku #150872

It's a lot tougher
     to maintain frame when you don't
vastly exceed her.

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Haiku #313182

See what you can prep
     ahead of time and what you
can prep on the line.

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Haiku #313183

Black was avoided
     because of the belt ranking
system in Judo.

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Haiku #312959

Rings,.. The,.. Lord,.. of,.. the,..
     Rings,.. The,.. Two,.. Towers,.. received,..
The,.. Lord,.. of,.. the,.. Rings,..

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Haiku #151981

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #152058

Collectors can have guns
     if they remove the firing
pin, etc.

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Haiku #312960

That is to say, 9gag
     is an abomination
that should not exist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312961

Definitely not
     as good as Frozen to me
and many others.

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Haiku #152601

Do not cover it!
     just make a wall of blankets.
I understand that.

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Haiku #312962

They get to cherry
     pick quality immigrants
and start a brain drain.

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Haiku #312963

I have yet to see
     any actual dicks in trade
or the wow forums.

Score: 0          

Haiku #152877

Despite all the false
     crap they spew, MR isn't
going anywhere.

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Haiku #153088

Most of his magic
     involves manipulating
the physical world.

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Haiku #312964

Nah, I get all that.
     I was just trying to suss out
types for them for fun.

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Haiku #312965

Chance for Redemption
     was supposed to be brighter
and have more contrast.

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Haiku #312966

they come out and check
     with an instrument and are
happy to do it.

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Haiku #153774

Tacking an I35 bribe
     onto the bond proposal?
What the hell is that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #153842

It sounds like you are
     putting more effort into
the relationship.

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Haiku #153982

It was referring
     to the individual
property owner.

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Haiku #312967

You taking it out
     on other people is still
not acceptable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312968

Their minimum was
     2Pull, 44Sit, 13:30run (can't do the run
in office of course).

Score: 0          

Haiku #312969

It looked like it was
     from a fucking commercial.
God, I love Miss Fame.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312970

So while I get you're
     trying to stir things up, I don't
really see the point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312971

On the other hand,
     Tiff **is** an unfortunate
mess at the moment.

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Haiku #312972

That's stupid. If you
     try to please everyone, you
get a shitty game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155490

My week three Fury
     came with only a cable
and power supply.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312973

Just who is dreaming?
     A dream is always perceived
from some perspective.

Score: 0          

Haiku #155770

Pretty much dead on
     if you go either surface
or sub officer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156112

When he's being bad,
     I threaten to convert him
into a slipper.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312974

So, more expensive,
     but paid for exclusively
by those who use it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156596

Never interrupt
     your enemy when he is
making a mistake.

Score: 0          

Haiku #156670

I figured it out.
     I had to start a city
then restart the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312975

I've had this happen
     three or four times but never
bothered to change it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312976

Have you ever been
     told by a racist to "go
back to your country"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #157147

I would pull it out
     and put it in my compost
bin if you had one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312977

Sometimes as a good
     character I do evil
things and vice versa.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312978

Also don't forget
     those exports include things like
airplanes and weapons.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312979

Whatever you need
     to tell yourself, bud What do
you do to kill time?

Score: 0          

Haiku #157842

Just my opinion,
     but this is a real shitty
attitude to have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312980

I'd say quite a lot
     by how few illegal guns
are used down under.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312981

Take classes that will
     help you become what you want
to become in life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #158942

I really don't think
     security cared AT ALL
this year LOL.

Score: 0          

Haiku #159081

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312983

Try to let it go.
     Not everyone is going
to agree with you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #159310

I was an extra
     in a movie created
by the Asylum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #159773

With any new tech,
     you may want to wait it out
before adopting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312984

Bill Clinton pardoned
     Deutch before he could be charged
with this exact crime.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312985

Like I am. They were.
     Karst has no idea what
he's talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312986

Just keep an eye on
     the website and grab tickets
when more are released.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312987

If you look, you will
     understand that this true place
has no part in trying.

Score: 0          

Haiku #161029

Sorry for the late
     reply, I am online now
and ready for trade.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312988

And this is the point
     at which I wish I could do
any kind of art.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312989

This is some sick shit
     Sorry, but this isn't 'tough
love', this is blackmail.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312990

Quilter here, I don't
     give a fuck about fancy
designer fabric.

Score: 0          

Haiku #162060

[deleted] I was
     circumcised in infancy
and hate that I was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312991

Homages happen
     all the time, it's just that most
people don't notice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312992

But yeah if you care
     about your life just obey
and hope for the best.

Score: 0          

Haiku #162817

The canon version
     is the one where you get all
the audio logs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312993

Have you tried Smart Switch?
     With the S7 kies has been changed
to that.. Bloody hell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312995

I am not saying
     you are wrong, just that this shit
will never happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312996

In Europe this is
     more heavily enforced than
North America.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312997

[deleted] Money?
     How the fuck? I wish I had
your dexterity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312998

Tire companies
     are extremely secretive
in their processes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #312999

Thanks for the update
     and can't win them all, as well
all know far too well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313000

That's why I'm not mad
     at the Durant, Kevin free
agent decision.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313001

The room the group found
     themselves in was wide open
and cylindrical.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313002

That makes it pretty
     easy if there's nothing marked
by other players.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313003

But our government
     does tend to be less dark these
days than in the past.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165391

I must be wearing
     orthopedic shoes, because
I stand corrected.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313005

If he polled better
     than anyone else then he'd
be the nominee.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165525

research chemical
     Who said you could talk about
my cup of butter?

Score: 0          

Haiku #165662

The Punk Era was
     great, but it really only
benefitted Punk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #165798

For someone in OP's
     position, denial is
the name of the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166154

I believe so but
     I would call and verify
with your insurance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166215

It's been this way since
     Napoleon and his *'I am
the Revolution'*.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313007

I've seen Woven Hand
     live twice and will be seeing
Slim later this year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313008

Sad part is, I bet
     you if that was a white man
he'd still be alive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #166629

That, or a slightly
     younger Gen might be
able to fight him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313009

I can can barely
     make out what she's saying when
I try to listen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313010

Is it just the two
     brothers you listed or are
there other siblings?

Score: 0          

Haiku #167739

For the most part, though,
     the actual act of eating
does nothing for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313011

If you couldn't walk
     on one of your legs for two
days, what would you do?

Score: 0          

Haiku #313012

Every time they cut
     back to the movie within
the movie was gold.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313013

The kid next to him
     just doesn't have any fucks
to give for Frozen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #169136

And tell him you know
     armor isn't the answer,
experience is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313014

Just something I like
     doing once or twice when I'm
bored over the day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #210058

U! S! A! U! S!
     A! U! S! A! U! S! A!
U! S! A! U! S!

Score: 0          

Haiku #313015

[deleted] What? No.
     Not even almost Love those
tail lights! why not four?

Score: 0          

Haiku #313016

During my recruit
     training days, there was this blur
guy in my section.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313017

I feel like this is
     something that definitely
gets understated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #170870

A z is a class
     above in everything but
fuel economy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #171127

I feel bad for not
     calling, but its already
11PM there for her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313018

Other times I would
     take him out and replace him
with another Taunt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #172791

He managed to get
     control back after nearly
losing it like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313019

Maybe their reasons
     obey economical
and prudence reasons?.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313020

Hours. Minutes. Seconds....
     All can be boiled down to their
baser elements.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173417

Even more funny
     about the wine to water
then water to wine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #173906

But it undermines
     your assertion that people
get paid what they're worth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313021

John Clark. It all came
     flooding back and she realized
why she was back there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313022

Medical research
     centers, Scientologist
groups, homeless people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313023

The pictures of his
     swollen gave send recovery
were hilarious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313024

Better solution
     is to check with yourself why
you are doing this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #174733

I love that movie.
     Saw it twice in theaters.
There now you know one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #175017

France has been pretty
     great lately, with Libya
and now Syria.

Score: 0          

Haiku #175217

Motion sensing or
     example is the big one
I tend to deal with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313025

I obviously
     understand the joke, it's just
not funny, imo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #176121

They help clarify
     direction and establish
some sense of distance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313026

It's like people don't
     realize ancient people died
really fucking young.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313027

Thank you for sharing
     your story about the trans
ladies you have known.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313028

Maybe to people
     who love to barbecue, but
to the average Joe?

Score: 0          

Haiku #177019

Now you (and I) look
     like a jackass, but it is
kind of impressive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #177436

[deleted] Nothing
     outside can catch fire, just ask
California. nope.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313029

And if you ever
     go to a Chinese Buddhist
place, you'd be surprised.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313030

Sometimes I'd rather
     be left alone but it's not
the end of the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313031

you saying i can't
     call someone out just because
i have the same flaws?

Score: 0          

Haiku #180081

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313032

I am the older
     generation and I thought
the exact same things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313033

He got drunk and didn't
     show up for work and Monty
Colburn fired him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313034

Was that all for show?
     Which makes him smarter than me
Sounds pretty easy...

Score: 0          

Haiku #313035

Anyway, you guys
     are on a better path than
you ever have been.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313036

Sad part is, I bet
     you if that was a white man
he'd still be alive.

Score: 0          

Haiku #182133

A parable will
     elucidate this better
than any theory.

Score: 0          

Haiku #182174

Or it can forego
     difficulty and focus
on storytelling.

Score: 0          

Haiku #182233

Hashes are one way
     and the same input always
gets the same output.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313037

The simple answer
     is pretty much for as long
as we've been humans.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313038

Not me, because I'm
     not a pussy that complains.
I just deal with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313039

Money and power
     doesn't necessarily
equal happiness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313040

Central Ohio.
     There are also some in SE
Ohio and NE.

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