Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #310531

It will recognize
     and validate the install.
Yea I just saw that.

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Haiku #310532

We voted for them
     and hoped for the best, even
if you didn't like them.

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Haiku #310533

To me, this seems like
     trying to hammer a square peg
into a round hole.

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Haiku #310534

I imagine so.
     I'd talk to him but we don't
get along often.

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Haiku #310535

weirdly romantic
     and very thoughtful boyfriend!
points for him there mate!

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Haiku #310536

If it fails to do
     that, there is less a reason
to see it. I know.

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Haiku #310537

The ban will not be
     visible on your account
page after a year.

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Haiku #310538

You know what they say
     about a headline that ends
with a question mark!

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Haiku #310540

Manufacturing
     centers (like detroit) get hit
hard because of it.

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Haiku #310541

Perception of its
     impact is dramatically
lower however.

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Haiku #310542

Like you said, Alu
     is cheaper and lighter but
not nearly as strong.

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Haiku #310543

I think people are
     overplaying Zucker's worth
to the Vegas team.

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Haiku #310544

Especially if you
     were triggered by your older
brother play fighting.

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Haiku #310545

I'm genuinely
     curious what you think should
be done about this?

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Haiku #310546

Do this every year
     before planting to prevent
rot in the future.

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Haiku #310547

"Yeah." "'His name is Matt.'"
     "Got it. So, I'm gonna write
'Happy Birthday Matt.'"

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Haiku #310548

But the night before
     I checked and it was a case
management conference.

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Haiku #310549

So don't go Very
     nice setup, Where do you got
the wallpapers from?

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Haiku #310550

I'll give it a shot.
     Thanks for the giveaway. Hey,
thank you, beautiful.

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Haiku #310551

Thank you very much,
     I hope to get some higher
quality pictures!

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Haiku #310552

Dave Chappelle and Chris
     Rock are black and may make jokes
about being black.

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Haiku #310553

You don't even know
     how ignorant you are yet,
but you will... Someday.

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Haiku #310554

We were friends after
     but never able to talk
about that issue.

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Haiku #310555

The american
     electorate knows this isn't
passing the smell test.

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Haiku #310556

It's a prank That all
     we are doing in this thread!
Sharing anecdotes.

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Haiku #310557

There was one aircraft
     going in for their drop right
after another.

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Haiku #310558

It can look a lot
     like arrogance, but I don't
think that's accurate.

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Haiku #310559

[deleted] I tried
     that, but they seriously
just don't work at all.

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Haiku #310560

You can often mess
     up things your opponent is
trying to do with that!

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Haiku #310561

I give Shep makeup
     in ME1 and ME3 but not ME2
for the same reason!

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Haiku #310562

Those walls have always
     been such a nuisance with Buck.
F you strips of wood!

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Haiku #310563

While Pam distracts him
     Jim replaces the apple
with the potato.

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Haiku #310564

Go out everyday
     and try and get somebody
to say no to you.

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Haiku #310565

Low voter turnout
     isn't the problem people
make it out to be.

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Haiku #310566

Once on Exodus,
     and once on another map
I can't remember.

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Haiku #310567

was disappointed.
     Yep. Just got to remember
to take it easy.

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Haiku #310568

Either way, copy
     and paste it down here if that's
not to much trouble.

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Haiku #310569

We had a problem
     set due, and I honestly
thought I turned it in.

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Haiku #310571

All in all not worth
     doing when the events are
going on right now.

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Haiku #310572

This reminds me though,
     I'm thinking about getting
Barkley a brother.

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Haiku #310573

That's awesome! Ugh hmmm,
     never used it but heard good
things for the most part.

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Haiku #310574

Maybe they'll grow up
     and decide to treat people
as human beings.

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Haiku #310575

You can also grab
     the buzz time tablets and play
any time you want.

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Haiku #310576

Cue all the people
     changing their mind and wanting
to use the Euro.

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Haiku #310577

They'll plan better next
     year and we won't have to hear
from your friend again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310578

But it's the very
     antithesis of what OP
was talking about.

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Haiku #310579

Your camera is not
     at your character's face but
more where their gun is.

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Haiku #310580

I have more or less
     the same team and am dying
to try the new Jones.

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Haiku #310581

It's hard to convince
     people to go to North Platte
for any reason.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310582

Thanks. Going by Frank's
     conversation with Corey
I heard earlier.

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Haiku #310583

Prompts should be able
     to be taken in many
different directions.

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Haiku #310584

I would say cycling
     is hyper masculine just
in a different way.

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Haiku #310585

Apple. When you don't
     know the answer to something,
follow the money.

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Haiku #310586

Before that feeling
     wears off, delete all the porn
off your computer.

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Haiku #310587

The students who are
     interested get a really
good experience.

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Haiku #310588

Absolutely love
     the yellow no Scotland one.
Looks pretty bad ass.

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Haiku #310589

Bear mom is best mom.
     You like to ask questions but
I have one for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310590

Enjoy your shiny!
     Sorry but I think you mean
the British Army.

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Haiku #310591

They'll cost more, but they'll
     last longer and look better.
That is sarcasm.

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Haiku #310592

[removed] lol
     this is perfect I would say
play the first game first.

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Haiku #310593

And why would you, you
     properly didn't have any
reasons to do so!!!

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Haiku #310594

But if you want mine
     you get a newer model
and more extra stuff!

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Haiku #310595

And most of these are
     variables with pretty
small variances.

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Haiku #310596

But as you said, it'll
     take time and no one know what
the future will hold.

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Haiku #310597

As a general rule,
     don't wear sneakers if you are
tucking your shirt in.

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Haiku #310741

The cost of living
     is much higher in certain
parts of the country.

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Haiku #310742

Nobody's ever
     given me 'joke answers' just
for being a guy...

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Haiku #310743

[deleted] Make sure
     you take the time to explore
the interior!

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Haiku #310744

"You see, your window
     was open, so we just went
in and took your stuff.

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Haiku #310745

Gonna need that sauce.
     I want to be a writer
for video games.

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Haiku #310746

Although I don't see
     how such a distinction is
at all relevant.

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Haiku #310747

That looks like a big
     pit of fire where satan will
rise and KILL EVERY...

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Haiku #310748

Never really got
     into their products back then
so I cant comment.

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Haiku #310749

They are exactly
     what they appear to be, or
indeed slightly less.

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Haiku #310750

It's like saying if
     you lose the keys to your car
then your car is gone.

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Haiku #310751

I see the hedging
     against a november loss
is starting early.

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Haiku #310752

It's not always true
     obviously but it tends
to trend in that way.

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Haiku #310753

Anyone know why
     when mining, keep getting dumped
back to command prompt?

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Haiku #310754

And he was like "yeah
     I guess" and I was like, "Well
I got her number.

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Haiku #310755

What show wouldn't be
     better by replacing "Why
I Am?" with The Stone.

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Haiku #310756

If so I'd go more
     for the British army just
from mass of bodies.

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Haiku #310757

Why not? I barely
     think of them as another
country anyway.

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Haiku #310758

I gripped his short neck
     fur with my hands, legs tightening
around his barrel.

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Haiku #310759

I'll enter. They can't
     release the game because it's
not done. **Attention!

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Haiku #310760

[deleted] Could move
     up though You're pretty high up
in vax rates I've heard.

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Haiku #310761

Meaning you could work
     there for a couple of years
and then get your spot.

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Haiku #310762

Not a luxury
     I had at your age. And wait
until you're ready.

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Haiku #310763

that's weird not sure how
     to fix it May I have one
Euro pitchfork please?

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Haiku #310764

As if it's a bad
     thing to move out of a house
where people DRUG YOU?

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Haiku #310765

Won't deny it is
     all a very different sound
than the early stuff.

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Haiku #310766

Sorry for being
     late at responding, but nah,
this thing wasn't mine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310767

They got basically
     free reign on effects, extras,
sets, etc.

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Haiku #310768

You put ZERO thought
     into how your selfishness
would affect your child.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310769

Check out China Star
     in Fairfax, not too far from
Alexandria.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310770

Hopefully I can
     sort that issue out so it's
not a distraction!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310771

"The tags say 'do not
     remove' for a reason, pal.
You're coming with me!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #310772

Do that much. Clock out.
     Don't look at how much you've done
or still have to write.

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Haiku #310773

OH MY FUCKING GOD
     THE HALLOWEEN UPDATE IS
SO FUCKING STUPID.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310774

The bigger issue
     to make this possible now
is the player base.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310775

Instead of spending
     your time helping someone, you
spent it hurting them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310776

you got reported
     because its pretty fucking
pointless to post this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310777

He is playing 4d
     virtual chess while we are
all playing checkers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310778

Well, he had to know
     how to remove that big red
x from the PC.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310779

Sure it'll bounce back, but
     their economy won't be
the same as it was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310780

He got a penta
     kill with viktor tho mid Moved
here a year ago...

Score: 0          

Haiku #310781

The more helpful you
     are to others, the faster
you're allowed to post!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310782

Colleges won't cast
     you out based on that, maybe
only Ivy leagues.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310783

And colorado.
     Somehow, just make it happen.
Exists (hopefully).

Score: 0          

Haiku #310784

none of the people
     leaving these types of comments
seem any better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310785

However, if you
     could, nothing you can do would
fix down internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310786

Exactly! I hate
     when people tell someone they'll
regret a tattoo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310787

I'd date me. Good job,
     looks good, has varied hobbies.
Values humor. Smart.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310788

I agree drivers
     should pay more but cyclists need
to start to pay too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310789

I came here to say
     this, I can barely hear Matt.
And what is this snare?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310790

He didn't say among
     industrialized nations
either, just like Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310791

There's really no need
     to report this, but thank you
for contributing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310792

I think the only
     thing saving us currently
is geography.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310793

My girlfriend would be
     seriously consider
breaking up with me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310794

Short answer: No Long
     Answer: Nope God Emperor
is being humble.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310795

A cunt called Kevin
     Owens. well if he said it,
then it must be true.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310796

She brought me a beer
     and then it was fast forward
to the next morning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310797

I may consider
     running a stereo set
as my practice rig!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310798

I would have gone, but
     I had a test that Monday.
Thanks. I'll check em out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310799

Live in the northeast.
     Absolutely disgusted
to live in England.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310800

The first season was
     amazing and the second
was excellent too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310801

There was a big one
     nearby but not close enough
to justify this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310802

The pipe clearly had
     not been used much, which I used
to my advantage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310803

[deleted] Aries
     are just too into guarding
with their Crystal Wall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310804

I usually hate
     writing classes, but that was
one of my favorite.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310805

How do they know who
     voted which way [deleted]
Good news and bad news.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310806

So..... Broncos rescind
     his franchise tag and he gets
signed by the Redskins?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310807

Play with me. You will
     get all the gold, praise, and kills
your heart desires.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310808

Sounds like someone needs
     to hop on a bicycle
and get some fresh air!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310809

believe it or not,
     driver rollbacks do repair
computers sometimes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310810

It's fucking rubble.
     *That's* the war you want to wage
against a tyrant?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310884

They also went on
     sale before we got the 'sale'
price in Canada.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310885

THERE SHOULD HAVE ONLY
     BEEN ONE CRYING CHILD. THE LORE
IS COMPLICATED.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310886

And if your legs are
     that strong, you could just as well
not bother jumping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310887

My question is how
     in the hell did he go back
to being perfect?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310888

Turn it inside out
     and wash cold, lay flat to dry
Detroit? Thanks for that!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310889

We've even taken
     the Confederate flag down
from our statehouse grounds.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310890

Sticking to the safe
     side here I love my parents.
trade what for iceland?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310891

How do you do that?
     Told ya it wasn't too bad!
Thanks for the answer!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310892

Tell him neither you,
     nor your child, will be living
with a drug addict.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310893

No? Then it's handled
     and one of the quarantined
items was the cause.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310895

I'm just going by
     what I hear, and everyone
here says CENTRAL coast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310896

Are people actually
     thinking that is real or am
I missing something?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310897

Those things are fucking
     delicious, especially when
you heat them up. Damn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310898

Exactly my point.
     People like you don't actually
care about others.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310899

Edit: That being
     said dropping nicotine is
very difficult.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310900

How is Windows good
     at "getting out of your way"
compared to Linux?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310901

Just buy lots of stocks
     and shit and sell them once they're
back to normal soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310902

Plays great defensive.
     Is a pass first point and can
score when need also.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310903

I have lived in Cork
     most of my life, and "Tree" is
accurate as fuck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310905

i was holding out
     for K script but he had lost
his files or something.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310906

Remember its you
     tolerating them not them
tolerating you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310907

Well we have this small
     party downtown for the last
hundred or so years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310908

Hey, are you the one
     who organizes the new
England meet ups then?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310909

You clearly have no
     idea what this country
is like. What a dick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310910

It was expensive
     to make, and didn't generate
quite enough interest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310911

Once it's set up, you
     should be able to say, "Launch
Big Sky," and it works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310913

But I ain't young no
     more and sleep without shin pain
or knee pain is nice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310914

No, it's quite rational.
     Perhaps you haven't caught up
yet on your reading.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310915

I learned long ago
     that I find target shooting
to be tedious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310916

If Julio is
     traded it would most likely
be for Moncada.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310917

In my opinion
     every nation has the right
to chose its own patch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310918

And for the MI child
     don't I have to wait until
open enrollment?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310919

I'm saying, you don't
     get to call foul with sources
and ignore your own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310920

its so potent you
     actually need to wear gloves when
applying the stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310921

Lol same though
     either one could be right Hey
Andrew, how are you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310922

rant end death grips is
     my favorite band, i really
enjoyed faucet trash.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310923

I'm all for cheaper
     software, but it has to be
the full fledged real deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310924

And before other
     type nerds butt in, the keep calm
font is not gill sans.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310926

The twist is that its
     only his right one that's left.
Pun intended Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310927

They physically change
     themselves with magic to look
however they want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310928

Think of recipes
     as guidelines, not commandments
(you know, etched in stone).

Score: 0          

Haiku #310929

I to tend to like
     battles where the two really
don't like each other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310930

this is better Read
     this as over the counter
butt drugs Oh my bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #276418

I usually get
     hit with uniformity
being the issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310931

He was an asshole.
     He was yelling all the time.
He was a cliche.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310932

And hey, it also
     works as a camp stool so it's
not a total loss.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310933

These are margined trades.
     I put down $5K, the house puts
down $95K (per contract).

Score: 0          

Haiku #310934

Also, don't worry
     you definitely haven't
started a flame war!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310935

I just now realized
     how much I really enjoy
twenty one pilots.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310936

I call it 'Going
     Full Rambo' and it's awesome!
Try it, you'll like it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310937

I call it 'Going
     Full Rambo' and it's awesome!
Try it, you'll like it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310938

Yes. You cast arcane
     spells without preparation,
so you qualify.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310939

Thank you very much
     Strife it was a lot of fun!
Horde or Alliance?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310940

Typically these are
     servers that people have or
maybe seed boxes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310941

No one I know would
     ever vote for Hillary.
You must be a troll.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310942

Crushes the boxes.
     I don't mean to come across
as patronizing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310943

People can't accept
     democracy because their
opinion didn't win.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310944

That Steve Rogers was
     Hydra all along It means
that we are free men.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310945

Wouldn't you enjoy
     feeling apart of something
different and unique?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310946

Lots of Premier League
     club already talked about
that before the vote.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310947

[deleted] Can you
     please explain HOW it could change
the world for the worse?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310948

If I were a wolf,
     I would be most terrible
fearsome wolf moon moon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310949

(Sorry if you're blind)
     Half of America votes
Trump... They are all nuts?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310950

I didn't even get
     the punchline, just the setting
was hilarious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310951

Holy crap! The least
     amount of parcels I've had
is like, a dozen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310952

Yes. See me other
     responses, but it is still
not an investment.

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