Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #310120

You'll also need good
     air flow, otherwise, it just
feels hot and humid.

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Haiku #310121

That has been your point
     in every single post you
have written so far.

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Haiku #310122

[deleted] Hikers
     Parking Lot or The Land Trust
Parking Lot. [It's here.

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Haiku #310123

This is a great blend,
     and looks like it will really
stand the test of time.

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Haiku #310124

depends on who is
     paying and who is picking
the arbitrator.

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Haiku #310125

In your case, you would
     just define one wherever
you feel it should be.

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Haiku #310126

Your entire post
     boils down to "No, there is not
that many cheaters.

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Haiku #310127

How ever i got
     up this morning expecting
something but nothing.

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Haiku #310128

Unless you've got good
     reason to think the vote was
rigged, then calm yourself.

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Haiku #310129

HA! Nice reply! -C
     lol no problem Nice!
They are beautiful.

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Haiku #310130

The biggest impact
     to this is if you're somewhere
with a weak signal.

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Haiku #310131

Can you try to look
     at the tag and post what is
written on the tag?

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Haiku #310132

I mean, I know you've
     spoke but I feel like your words
didn't make any sense.

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Haiku #310133

I like the Warriors
     for giving it a try. Stop!
You're triggering me!

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Haiku #310134

the static buttons
     there are just a waste of space
Unbelievable.

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Haiku #310135

She was literally
     begging me to sneak in her
house two nights ago.

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Haiku #310136

And, how many times
     do I have to say it? It.
Was. An. Accident.

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Haiku #310137

Months later I woke
     up, looked at the newspaper
and it made my day.

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Haiku #310138

I'm trying to figure
     out a good day to go out
to Colombia.

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Haiku #310139

Filing a complaint
     is not the same as something
being illegal.

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Haiku #310140

I wasn't pushy
     at all. I laid out my terms.
She agreed to them.

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Haiku #310141

Get the guy who did
     the AOL sign in screen,
that would be god like.

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Haiku #310142

Lots of smaller towns
     in Hampshire at least are still
very, very white.

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Haiku #310143

It's a left wing catch
     all for "someone who doesn't
share my opinions".

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Haiku #310144

I don't think buying
     so many films at once is
ever a good choice.

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Haiku #310145

It's neat.) The answer
     is it can't, but nothing will
be mentioned of it.

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Haiku #310146

Burn them all! I think
     we'll just have to close our eyes
and think of England.

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Haiku #310147

It sure would be nice
     if we drafted the best OT
prospect in the draft.

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Haiku #310148

I had a look through
     and this seems really good, thanks.
Fiat Currency!

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Haiku #310149

A lot of people
     believe the numbers simply
weren't sustainable.

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Haiku #310150

It's too bad the "old
     South" mentality is still
strong in most of it.

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Haiku #310151

you spelled "average" wrong.
     So how'd she turn out? Is her
name Bonnie by chance?

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Haiku #310152

We called to find out
     how to get the phone replaced
through the insurance.

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Haiku #310153

Most (not all) countries
     apply a residence based
taxation system.

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Haiku #310154

He looks good now, but
     not nearly as big and ripped
as he used to be.

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Haiku #310155

I can't imagine
     how she makes it up a hill.
very very true.

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Haiku #310156

and currently may
     still be interested in her,
but not actively.

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Haiku #310157

nothing i suppose
     Still sick. Went to work and came
home two hours later.

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Haiku #310158

Like someone typing
     on a typewriter machine
real fast, in 8-bit Beef!

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Haiku #310159

I'm out of state right
     now but when I'm home I'll look
over this with you.

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Haiku #310160

I learned my lesson..
     Id appreciate if you
would delete this thread.

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Haiku #310161

I... I'm just speechless.
     It's not. He doesn't even
have the most chapters.

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Haiku #310162

They told their parents
     that they have no idea
why I disappeared..

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Haiku #310163

becomes a polling
     station and queues are pretty
much non existent.

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Haiku #310164

Tier VI is fucking
     retarded, and the mount looks
retarded as well.

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Haiku #310165

Mine always hang on
     **Loading next videos...*** What
phones are you using?

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Haiku #310166

Just curious, what
     is your risk of conducting
the presentation?

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Haiku #310167

It was flawless What
     part of "well regulated"
don't you understand?

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Haiku #310168

Public transport is
     probably easiest if you're
staying in cities.

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Haiku #310169

That place is always
     busy, even in winter.
It's a no from me.

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Haiku #310170

Nobody ever
     expects a McCree that can
left click pretty well.

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Haiku #310171

Think the apartment
     description might be a bit
much, but that's just me.

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Haiku #310172

I don't think that works,
     they're already the worst, we're
used them being there.

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Haiku #310173

And no, I've never
     been in a more racist state
than Mississippi.

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Haiku #310174

Since she doesn't want
     custody this shouldn't be
too hard. And hockey!

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Haiku #310175

And the writers are
     just too dumb to flatter her
with material.

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Haiku #310176

Called him a liar
     and then implied that you were
the ONLy right one.

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Haiku #310177

As always, what can
     I improve on/ what would you
like to see next time?

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Haiku #310248

So when it comes down
     to it, you're basically stuck
to using the sword.

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Haiku #310249

What about Baldwin
     County? Have you been to Gulf
Shores? Or Orange Beach?

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Haiku #310250

Expensive items
     make the game more interesting
and sustainable.

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Haiku #310251

But you shouldn't keep
     Cindy around. That cannot
go anywhere good.

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Haiku #310252

Any conclusions
     you seem to be drawing are
in spite of the facts.

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Haiku #310253

How is it different
     from a highly polished Lodge?
Your body looks good.

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Haiku #310254

Step two, make the air
     cold (I know it feels shitty)
and get some blankets.

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Haiku #310255

Type C everywhere
     gives you the freedom to do
whatever you want.

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Haiku #310256

He doesn't belong
     on this list Head back home, bud.
You're day is a wrap.

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Haiku #310257

It gives a far more
     comprehensive and detailed
account of his life.

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Haiku #310258

There's a few old drug
     addicts but none of them are
morbidly obese.

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Haiku #310259

[removed] Except good
     luck getting a decent job
in Spain lol.

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Haiku #310260

Can someone explain
     what in the living fuck is
going on in this?

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Haiku #310261

But being a bitch
     to Cara isn't going
to change how I look.

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Haiku #310262

Thanks for the reply!
     Do you use equal parts by
volume or by weight?

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Haiku #310263

Vegas and where else
     are we going to put all
our nuclear waste?

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Haiku #310264

Korea has taught us
     that North places are always
the best places. Yep.

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Haiku #310265

I mean, if you were
     truthful, then it's an honest
warning to others.

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Haiku #310266

LOOK AT THAT LITTLE
     SCRUFFY FACE! I love little
scruffy dogs. So cute.

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Haiku #310267

Especially if you
     are looking for a new job
to relocate for.

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Haiku #310268

Updates break the patch,
     but they're getting much quicker
at updating it.

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Haiku #310269

Currently we don't
     have a precise answer, just
some hypothesis.

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Haiku #310270

They don't face legal
     repercussions for their acts.
That's the problem here.

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Haiku #310271

They will see a slump
     in their economy, but
nothing serious.

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Haiku #310272

Yes but we don't want
     to have to drive around you.
They won't be allowed.

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Haiku #310273

[deleted] Yup, Same
     here That is ridiculous!
Where are you located?

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Haiku #310274

Within the two weeks,
     take laxatives while drinking
plenty of water.

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Haiku #310275

It's a role based on
     doing what needs to be done
and getting the win.

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Haiku #310276

Whether it's stupid
     or not he answered with his
honest opinion.

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Haiku #310277

I started grad school
     two weeks before I gave birth,
and I work full time.

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Haiku #310278

Understanding things
     is hard and pointless, just go
with your gut feeling.

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Haiku #310279

Once the tickets start
     selling, one show turns into
two shows and so on.

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Haiku #310280

For casual wear, plain
     white sneakers are very "in"
and great for summer.

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Haiku #310281

This is why it pays
     to put effort into school
while you're there. Awesome!

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Haiku #310282

Would you think about
     Trey and Parker, who gave up
everything they had?

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Haiku #310283

Would you think about
     all them episodes, and would
you start to feel bad?

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Haiku #310284

What's so great about
     Maine? If we have no meaning
then what is the point?

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Haiku #310285

I feel like it's not
     even the same game when you
use programs like these.

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Haiku #310286

But if you're going
     to publish your results, you
need much thicker skin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310287

If he's the first two
     things, it's really strange that it's
not a full time job.

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Haiku #310288

Not disease. Those are
     shoots that would become branches
if allowed to grow.

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Haiku #310289

Thanks! We have never
     been happier to do it!
You broke the cycle!

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Haiku #310290

I hope wherever
     he is, he's doing okay
and raping new girls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310291

I bought it brand new
     and I can't get what I owe
to get out of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310292

How do you leave Bob
     Mould off a Minnesota
variety pack?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310293

You need to work on
     this it seems before going
in for confession.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310294

Screws solo players
     and new players because its
so expensive too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310295

Absolutely, our
     debate made me wonder what
other people thought.

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Haiku #310296

Basically you ca
     go to almost all of them
in a day or less.

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Haiku #310297

I'm curious if
     my being Caucasian will
pose any issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310298

Apparently clear
     evidence the Viking sacked
Scotland. No worries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310299

So no, a hunting
     rifle or shotgun would not
be banned by their bill.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310300

So damn hot Where do
     you work (or what do you do)
and what are their names?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310301

This particular
     device seems to no longer
be in production.

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Haiku #310302

I just played a game
     with him that made me almost
throw my controller.

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Haiku #310303

It's confusing when
     you have to use `let` and when
you have to use `val`.

Score: 0          

Haiku #275788

Same for most other
     consumer electronic
devices I own.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310304

It's happened to her
     before with other people
she was involved with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310305

You obviously
     have never been to Texas.
Give us his number.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310306

Hopefully there is
     someone out there brave enough
to give it a go.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310307

Looks like you get some
     good answers and your post is
in the positives.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310308

They'll likely still be
     okay, as long as you didn't
leave them out too long.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310309

Do they not make size
     32's? Bike riding. [removed] I'm
sorry to hear that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310311

Don't push expensive
     policy on all of us
because you are dense.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310312

I absolutely
     love that comment and couldn't
agree with it more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310313

I just got back from
     Colorado. Can confirm,
best state in the US.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310314

I realized writing
     is my strong suit and this would
be a fun lesson.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310315

Damn. How much did you
     end up selling the simpson
house for? **Attention!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310316

It's hilarious,
     yet gives son actual insight
on the universe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310388

Again, I bring you
     back to the studies which I've
presented to you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310389

sadly, i cannot
     see someone else other than
The Rock for that role...

Score: 0          

Haiku #310390

We have no interest
     in having things at other
peoples expense. None.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310391

[deleted] You can
     lead a whore to knowledge but
you can't make him think?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310392

Happy traveling He's
     in China until July
1st apparently.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310393

Okay so then can
     you try to explain again
what the problem is?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310394

If you can't address
     the arguments in my post,
why reply to it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310395

Happy you engaged
     the community and came
back to not drinking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310396

Not straight confirmed but
     if it was anything else
I would be annoyed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #309076

Also vitamin
     c How do you find running
after edibles?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310397

A man's most basic
     instinct is to live and Jon
had lost even that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310398

Relocate Disney
     World, Universal, and Sea
World to Ohio.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310399

However, there is
     some statistical basis
to suspect Bonds used.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310400

Pascal scores higher
     in games and stuff, than a bench
leads you to believe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310401

My biggest problem,
     which you've rightfully pointed
out, is the headline.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310402

poor baby [removed]
     LOL I was actually
thinking about this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310403

Never give up you'll
     find what you want in life, no
matter what it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310404

This is why drinking
     and ignoring the problem
is much easier.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310405

If the drugs are just
     hitting the back of your throat,
you're snorting too hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310406

You want to sniff just
     enough to lift the substance
up there, no harder.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310407

You must hate watching
     the Simpsons, or at least scenes
featuring Maggie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310408

The designating
     laser does not have to be
on the launch platform.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310410

Perhaps Canada's
     weapons are collecting dust.
What a sweet country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310411

It said it was shipped
     out the 20th and would be
the 24th (today).

Score: 0          

Haiku #310412

Someone is taking
     my money without consent.
We call that stealing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310413

I'd suggest watching
     Trumps speech about Hillary
from The other day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310414

You're a little shit,
     with a shit brain and zero
clue what's going on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310415

I love your outfit!
     Give me shoulders any day.
Where'd you get it from?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310416

Hopefully you kill
     everyone with gigantic
Tireless Trackers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310417

This isn't something
     that everybody believes,
so heed some caution.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310418

Most characters should
     die in most situations
after a shield break.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310419

Never the 60's or
     80's or even 90's. But 70's
is always up there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310420

OP, did you find one?
     I am planning to see them
tonight at a bar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310421

Yes they can. Good luck
     That album is *so* not fair.
All adorable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310422

If it's a home run
     wouldn't the ball be long gone?
"The show must go on."

Score: 0          

Haiku #310423

[deleted] This would
     be great, hope I'm not too late.
What does 'pull off' means?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310424

What does 'pull off' means?
     Can you people not control
yourselves or something?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310425

Is it? I'm sure you've
     gotten this type of question
before, am I right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310426

SAY WHAT NEEDS TO BE
     SAID AND DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE
DONE TO RESOLVE THAT.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310427

Like nobody cares?
     It's not even a sport u
get, why should we care?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310428

Not because you know
     about some closet cases
that called themselves bi.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310429

Unlikely, we get
     one of the other players
you mentioned or Beal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310430

Sure! Do I Wanna
     Know uses this trick as well.
It's on G minor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310431

This isn't the case.
     It is not like data is
magically missing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #308721

Its occasionally
     worth it, I bought Rizzo last
week for example.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310432

Is it already
     possible to use single
panes on a tablet?

Score: 0          

Haiku #310433

I'm not really sure
     how their citizenship will
work if that happens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310434

He doesn't even
     understand the intended
roles of the classes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310435

I bumped hard as fuck
     every time Panda got played
and I have no shame.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310436

holy fucking shit
     I'm sorry to hear about
your family crisis.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310437

When we don't vote, it's
     because we feel discouraged
or uninterested.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310438

Nay, part of the long
     line of things that were ruined
by their own success.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310439

If you answer yes,
     then you haven't watched him play
in about three years.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310440

If they have something
     like fabric of your shirt or
the couch they'll be fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310441

Yes. There's a special
     smell that comes from armpit sweat
and polyester.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310442

You should be happy
     because you are, after all,
for equal rights, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #275883

Figure out whether
     or not Marlins Park should be
expanded or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310443

You'll be amazed how
     much the few toxic games no
longer bother you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310444

#OUT OUT OUT! THESE ARE
     NOT GOOD PEOPLE FOLKS! I TELL
YA! THEY HAVE PROBLEMS!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310445

Not everywhere is
     like that but yea, some parts can
get pretty shitty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310446

Not really worth it,
     but steam summer sales this year
just are not that good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310448

You make that a more
     appealing outcome than you
having your own way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310449

Please keep in mind, self
     promotion in itself is
*not* against our rules.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310451

[deleted] Noted,
     apologies for getting
off on the wrong foot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310452

Actually I would would
     rather kill myself than get
captured by muslims.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310453

Reminds me of how
     the Greeks "stuck it to the man"
last summer. Summer....

Score: 0          

Haiku #310454

Very interesting
     :D Can I smoke a joint there?
I know he was in!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #310455

Freedom of conscience
     and freedom of religion
are fundamental.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310456

Yes. He's considered
     one of the most powerful
mutants in the world.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310527

If you and him were
     the only people on earth,
you'd never see it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310528

Even if you're not
     big on fishing it's pretty
interesting to watch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310529

But I am trying not
     to be shallow and actually
give someone a chance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310530

I work for a small
     company, mostly healthcare
games aimed at children.

Score: 0          

Haiku #310531

It will recognize
     and validate the install.
Yea I just saw that.

Score: 0          


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