Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #299915

[removed] Are you sure?
     She's not dead yet in the books,
it may just happen.

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Haiku #299916

As part of hosting
     the Olympics you are not
allowed to do that.

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Haiku #299917

In fact even if
     he won nothing he deserved
respect from the fans.

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Haiku #299993

But if I was his
     employer I wouldn't want
to pay him either.

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Haiku #299994

I just hope he still
     has it in him to love his
wife's kid after this.

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Haiku #299995

Sure, I like to think
     that I know the entire
game inside and out.

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Haiku #299996

She was extremely
     attracted to the alpha
I was the first year.

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Haiku #299997

If that's what that thread
     is meant for then by all means
go for that option.

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Haiku #299998

No one cares about
     Swedes one way or the other
in America.

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Haiku #299999

Don't think they have glass
     windows in the middle east
That Cobalt Phoenix.

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Haiku #300000

If you hurry, you
     might still be able to get
some land for yourself!

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Haiku #300002

I also learned game
     (back before it was called that).
So it can be done.

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Haiku #300003

Maybe we were too
     close to the fire and don't want
to get burned again?

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Haiku #300004

Did you read the part
     at the bottom about sites
not to post about?

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Haiku #300005

Ideally. I find
     that service is the best cure
for a faith crisis.

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Haiku #300006

Try to get outside
     and play in the yard "Honey
I Shrunk the Kids" style.

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Haiku #300007

One year? More? How much
     time are they going to spend
at "broken" levels?

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Haiku #300008

I would have to take
     your word on the mouse (**edit:
controller**) issue.

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Haiku #300009

I finally got
     my fingertips on the ground
in a standing pike!

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Haiku #300010

So you want to get
     "toned," but to be "toned" you need
to have muscle first.

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Haiku #300011

Otherwise, you will
     just look either skinny fat
or anorexic.

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Haiku #300012

I've spent the last two
     years of my life living from
payday to payday.

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Haiku #300013

So you could pee clear
     but be dehydrated or
on the way to it.

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Haiku #300014

It is rough. The worst
     part for me was missing out
on a social life.

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Haiku #300016

Heard good things about
     mass effect as well so i'd
love to play those games.

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Haiku #300017

Remember when Poch
     was with us, and we'd lose games
like this all the time?

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Haiku #300018

He had a big game
     about to start, that's what's on
his mind so edgy.

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Haiku #300019

Everything from far
     seek and rampant growth to claim
and vegetation.

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Haiku #300020

And this is just me
     being bored and thinking up
weapon ideas.

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Haiku #300021

[removed] Well, it's times
     like this I'm happy I hide
in my room all day.

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Haiku #300022

National programs are
     based off a specific build
to get to that price.

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Haiku #300023

Something foreign might
     be a threat, and has to be
defended against.

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Haiku #300024

OP, please report back
     with photos of him pulling
you in a wagon.

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Haiku #300025

Haven't made it all
     the way through due to drop outs,
but know what to do.

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Haiku #300026

It's a pretty fun
     place to visit, best arcade
in the Metroplex,.

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Haiku #300027

Several pianos
     throughout the song layered on
top of each other.

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Haiku #300028

In most of the world,
     vegetables and produce are
quite accessible.

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Haiku #300029

I think I'll hold off
     on trying to get another
virus for awhile.

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Haiku #300030

Our continent is
     one of the, if not the most
turbulent on Earth.

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Haiku #300031

I'd love to leave you
     tons of photos to enjoy
for a later time!

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Haiku #300032

I appreciate
     how fans are being lucid
about that detail.

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Haiku #300034

People don't take their
     motorcycles out every
day for their commute.

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Haiku #300035

And we've been waiting
     for quite a while already,
in my opinion.

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Haiku #300036

All you have to do
     is exit the message 2/3x,
it can't come back up.

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Haiku #300037

What fucking content?
     This is a fucking National
Enquirer headline.

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Haiku #300038

The old saying, you
     made your bed now lay in it,
is a good one here.

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Haiku #300039

I just hide around
     the thing and constantly heal
offensive players.

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Haiku #300040

Yeah thank god, that shit
     was boring and terrible
from my vantage point.

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Haiku #300041

I'd like to think so.
     Sometimes I feel like there is
something wrong with me.

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Haiku #300042

Sound and light design
     were really good, especially
the whole flashlight thing.

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Haiku #300043

If it saves me from
     getting shot, I'm all for that!
"Cars don't need pistons".

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Haiku #300044

They're slightly cheaper,
     and usually have a great
cultural focus.

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Haiku #300045

He has serious
     potential but goddamn can
he put you to sleep.

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Haiku #300046

Lol no, she's
     not even a contested
pick right now. Right on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300047

The only other
     thing that worked was a steroid
depot injection.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300048

Don't carry over
     4b in cargo. Don't be pants
on head retarded.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300049

I dunno, probably.
     I'm impressed with everyone's
response to this though.

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Haiku #300050

He is just a kid
     and shaming him about sex
will do nothing good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300051

I've been on one date
     since, but still hung up and burnt
out with too much work.

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Haiku #300052

We can't play our game.
     I'm from Europe and I was
shocked at first as well.

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Haiku #300053

I frankly do not
     know what is the best answer
in preventing this.

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Haiku #300054

We... we have something
     really special, and I don't
want to ruin it...

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Haiku #300055

We lay it out all
     the time but he couldn't talk
about this at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300056

The cheapest house our
     crew has worked on in the past
year and half was 750k.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300057

At least dog owners
     walk their dogs or let them play
in the backyard. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #300058

obviously it's
     possible but it would be
very convenient.

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Haiku #300059

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300060

It's just the crazy
     ones that get the attention.
Thanks for the advice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300061

Good luck everyone!
     No he wasn't. It's even
in the article.

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Haiku #300062

You may be wasting
     your attributes Marcel Reece.
Every fucking game.

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Haiku #300063

It's either a Seal,
     or Wilson has finally
found his way to shore.

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Haiku #300064

I usually don't
     do lunch meetings but this seems
highly important.

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Haiku #300136

Then, it will only
     affect the being its text
is in contact with.

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Haiku #300137

on Easy *morale.
     Morality is something
completely different.

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Haiku #300138

That said, I agree
     that the *type* of effect should
be predictable.

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Haiku #300139

I'll send my daughter
     off into a hurricane
because I trust her.

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Haiku #300140

Sue is almost out.
     Surfer is barely holding
out and then he's down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300141

I have no clue what's
     relevant (from a legal
standpoint) and what's not.

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Haiku #300142

Speed farming t6 rifts
     in four man groups and leaving
everyone behind.

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Haiku #300143

Like with Obama,
     everyone is just seeing
what they want to see.

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Haiku #300144

All you seem to need
     to do is keep within speed
limits and not crash.

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Haiku #300145

If there was enough
     notice, I think he could get
close to filling this.

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Haiku #300146

There's tons of research
     on this and it's not really
that big of a deal.

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Haiku #300147

[deleted] there is
     even a link in the bright
red announcement bar...

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Haiku #300148

"Productivity"
     covers a huge range of tools.
As an example...

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Haiku #300149

Slim fit track pant style
     sweatpants seem to be really
in right now (joggers?

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Haiku #300150

If they expanded
     on it a bit then I'd love
to see it return.

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Haiku #300151

Ultimately free
     markets lead to better drugs
and treatments for all.

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Haiku #300152

I think there is some
     useful information you
could have included.

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Haiku #300153

I mean what places...
     Some are better for meeting
people than others.

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Haiku #300155

If no, then I don't
     think you can avoid a spilt
but all is not lost.

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Haiku #300157

That's what I was trying
     to get at, but I didn't quite
know how to word it.

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Haiku #300158

"We just got the new
     Far Samarkand Silk Road Mail
Order Catalog.

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Haiku #300159

I seriously
     feel like I've read this before
on a different site.

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Haiku #300160

people gave me weird
     looks when I was in japan
and doing that dance.

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Haiku #300161

Was hoping that'd
     be a thing but I wasn't
sure if it would be.

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Haiku #300162

Anything goes if
     you're looking for positive
points about yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300163

Open up a bit
     and see if you can trust them.
Don't have friends? That sucks.

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Haiku #300164

Well, almost kill one.
     Can't even have her dying
in the field, can you?

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Haiku #300165

We're stipulating
     that the *universe* exists.
Which seems reasonable.

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Haiku #300166

Funny too because
     Steph switched out of them during
the game lol.

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Haiku #300167

Like I said, every
     single county voted yes.
Every single one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300168

He may well feel you
     get him, or at least try to,
more than his father.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300169

I'm trying to figure
     out a solid way to just
make batches at home.

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Haiku #300170

Hope you're not too backed
     up with visitors, because
I should get to bed!

Score: 0          

Haiku #300171

i just feel so blessed
     that i was able to find
something that saved me.

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Haiku #300172

Yes, I'm sure she did,
     but beyond that you don't know
where he head was at.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300173

I mean, Ashley might
     have been just as attracted
to him as you were.

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Haiku #300174

The closest I can
     think of is it a is nice
car you really like.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300175

What!? There is a world
     outside the United States
and Western Europe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300176

Dry foods brown and take
     on smoke flavors MUCH more than
wet or oily foods.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300178

Also, I can cure
     "status ailments" by resting
outside of battle.

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Haiku #300179

You can easily
     lose if you don't draw enough
fireballs and ice blocks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300180

Either way I think
     we're going to have to pay
through the nose for one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300181

But it is before
     the weapon he thrusts the sword
into the dragon.

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Haiku #300182

yes, but during peak
     hours, some areas at least
are oversubscribed.

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Haiku #300183

Forget the climbing
     and take up track sprinting, those
are some great numbers!

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Haiku #300184

"Well if the dollar
     goes away, you can only
count on the three B's.

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Haiku #300185

Not bad for a good
     two story house that you build
yourself, I must say.

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Haiku #300186

The amount of new
     stuff is light in the Kingdom
Builder expansions.

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Haiku #300187

Training people is
     pretty frustrating after
the first day or two.

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Haiku #300188

But I was able
     to sit through the entire
thing once or twice now.

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Haiku #300190

It won't be easy
     to find though i don't think, not
at first anyway.

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Haiku #300191

making a big deal
     out of this is just going
to fuel such stuff more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300192

I might be being
     really dumb, but what the hell
is with the "engine"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #300193

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300194

I guess so In high
     school there is this magical
thing called a school bus.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300195

Wait, think, think... The ant
     is having a few spasms...
Dammit, think faster!

Score: 0          

Haiku #265681

If it was truly
     female gear you wouldn't be
able to wear it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300196

I like the way you
     think is this happen because
we are from TEXAS???

Score: 0          

Haiku #300197

You have quit many
     times before and you stayed free
for long periods.

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Haiku #300198

Which I got two weeks
     before Christmas. That's insane.
I'm not complaining.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300199

Santa Monica,
     Brentwood, Westwood, Beverly
Hills, etc...

Score: 0          

Haiku #300200

Do the states allow
     you to bring in medicines
from other countries?

Score: 0          

Haiku #300201

The things he complaint
     were mostly other players
sucking, not the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300202

But one thing that you
     are doing right, is you are
working on yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300203

Looks like the Irish
     are coming to Heidelberg
to take over so!

Score: 0          

Haiku #300204

Don't get sued. One off
     thing does not get you fired
if you're a woman.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300205

No, and mixed babies
     come out white anyways n
darken up later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300207

They feel like they are
     having a blast together.
May the best team win.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300208

I thought the paintings
     he was auctioning off was
ludicrous, now this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300280

That's great, but I fail
     to see what that has to do
with my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300281

I don't think there are
     any downsides to higher
intelligence though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300282

And the enemy
     AI is much better, you'll get
flanked very quickly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300283

So glad that he could
     finally make it happen,
this looks fantastic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300284

Funniest damn thing
     I've ever heard, sadly none
else thinks it's that great.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300285

It's my personal
     opinion that they themselves
need to sort this out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300286

Their brains do not fire
     at all like ours even when
on background duty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300287

Thanks man my exact
     sentiment, I'm glad you could
dig that up for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300288

The sprite and attack
     animation in itself
is amazing though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300289

what part are you at?
     Why did you delete the post?
I enjoyed the read.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300290

But there are certain
     rules that they have to follow.
It's not up to them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300291

After all, men are
     traditionally expected
to make the first move.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300292

I say it every
     week, but I wish I could just
watch it all at once.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300293

She turned out to be
     highly alert for traps, but
not for secret doors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300294

I have had some great
     games, Snipers do tend to be
witch hunted I think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300295

Could be anything,
     pretty much every cuisine
is popular here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300296

There is a small shot
     Coleman doesn't make the team.
Coleman has no edge.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300297

If so, it's clever,
     but also kinda stupid,
people won't get it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300298

There was momentum,
     but I certainly wasn't
just his momentum.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300299

(Galaxy S6) Not
     sure if that is something you
have come across yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300300

By the way, I think
     you misunderstood my post.
I'm a Pens fan, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300301

Look at how she broke
     down privately while scrubbing
Finn's blood off her hands.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300302

A $90k salary
     implies you don't want to live
in some of those homes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300303

Also, our current time
     system begins when he was
born, not when he died.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300304

Yay! Great way to get
     written up for not having
the right attitude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300305

Only from the side.
     Because the silhouette is
still ruined straight on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300306

You have escorts on
     tanks as well to prevent his
in urban combat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300307

Yeah because they're shit
     policies and the cost has
to come from somewhere.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300308

Still wouldn't say it's
     anything to prevent you
from playing it though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300309

Its in mexico,
     some articles said belize
some said honduras.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300310

There isn't a huge
     range of non genuine parts
online for our cars.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300311

This is by no means
     comprehensive but it's just
one little angle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300312

Yeah. I think even
     with good measurements there's trial
and error to it!

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Haiku #300313

and meanwhile I was
     shouting over the music
"What key are we in!?"

Score: 0          

Haiku #300314

I'm so happy I'm
     alive witnessing him play.
Loved ID4 as a child.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300315

It is your PC
     rhetoric that is feeding
this kind of monster.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300316

Bravo gear box set
     the standard other major
titles should follow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300317

Double brick houses
     are perfect for hot climates,
brick veneer is bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300318

Nobody knows how
     he will do he's never been
manager before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300319

Not a Titan, but
     if you can't find one I'm down
to do the challenge.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300320

[removed] [deleted]
     You have no idea what
you're talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300321

Did I mention yet
     that my eyes would die? They would.
Helmet saves my eyes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300322

Well that and they seemed
     to have made the Animus
machine look stupid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300323

Beautiful fur, looks
     well fed, it definitely
belongs to someone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300325

However, a home
     renovation is different
from a home purchase.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300326

The plural you is
     used by everyone, not just
royalty, or not?

Score: 0          

Haiku #300327

Yeah, I did my back
     in trying to do it myself
so this seems safer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300328

For a team that scores
     at the rate we do, we can't
afford to lose that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300329

So my middle school
     has a reading time every
Tuesday and Thursday.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300330

Joe: So, who are you
     talking about there? Donald:
You know who it is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300331

People from other
     countries are giving massive
amounts of money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300333

The membership is
     for the entire family
and you can bring guests.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300335

It just about fits.
     God, this sub makes me feel like
Tom Cruise in Rain Man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300336

Otherwise there was
     no point in adding Heavy
Armor in this game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300337

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300338

You can learn a lot
     from it, even if you lose
the game in the end.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300339

It makes it seem like
     you're nothing more like a way
for him to get kids.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300340

Everything is too
     raw right now, you might do things
you'll regret later.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300341

The little asshole
     kids scream all hours of the day.
I think they took shifts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #300342

Armor DR won't scale
     along with health and levels
so things might get weird.

Score: 0          


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