Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #299569

Nothing too scary,
     but I've put very little
time into grinding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299570

Yeah, it's gonna be
     more expensive but your dogs
will be happier.

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Haiku #299571

Anyone that thinks
     this is just a boom isn't
paying attention.

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Haiku #299572

That said, you're not wrong
     in that most other cases
functions are better.

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Haiku #299573

Avoiding troubles
     and unrest through safety valve.
Yeah, fuck assembly.

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Haiku #299574

I have views but I've
     only listened to it once
since it's not for me.

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Haiku #299575

In my opinion,
     a good physique is pointless
if you can't have fun.

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Haiku #299576

Really annoying.
     Yup! To both of your questions,
the answer is yes.

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Haiku #299577

If you have to ask,
     you probably already know
what the answer is.

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Haiku #299578

Also, why in bob's
     name do you not have a cloak
fitted to your ship?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299579

I still remember
     the group marriage from The Moon
is a Harsh Mistress.

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Haiku #299580

I've made some fucking
     stupid mistakes in the past
and I've learned from them.

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Haiku #299581

They live across town
     from each other and see each
other all the time.

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Haiku #299582

BT I think Go
     to your tap and turn the hot
water on full blast.

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Haiku #299583

I actually also
     thought he said John first too Ah,
totally missed that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299584

The acting is great,
     a lot of the visuals are
great, but it falls flat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299585

Your code itself should
     speak clearly enough about
*what* it is doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299587

i find this a lot
     in older office buildings
with redone bathrooms.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299588

Andrew Cuomo is
     definitely gearing up
for a future run.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299589

i've noticed that most
     people ghost so i'm looking
for long term friends too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299591

Well he said he's bi
     and he wants to hangout, no
harm in doing that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299593

Yes, but it looks like
     chicken scratch compared to yours,
good job! Wait! Scarlet!

Score: 0          

Haiku #299594

If either persons
     account looks suspicious then
act accordingly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299595

The audio was
     well balanced and video
quality was good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299596

I never said no
     one can say what a project's
limitations are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299597

he wasn't even
     bad [deleted] Stop you guys!
I'm gonna tell mom!

Score: 0          

Haiku #299598

Cringe. They are getting
     tougher fights. Can you post it?
How would you do that?

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Haiku #299599

Do you think taking
     those out would make his number
more realistic?

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Haiku #299600

[removed] Just started
     that already halfway through
the second season.

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Haiku #299601

A word that younger
     people use that makes me feel
old That's a good one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299602

Eliminating
     privacy, again the same
tactic as above.

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Haiku #299603

I don't need to love
     someone to sexually
interface with them.

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Haiku #299604

i remembered small
     bits of it but it was like
i was somewhere else.

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Haiku #299605

Anything less than
     seven hours is too little.
Don't be up till 2-3am.

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Haiku #299606

Most women wear way
     too big of a band and too
small of a cup size.

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Haiku #299607

I'm surprised it just
     happen to me so many
times in like an hour.

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Haiku #299608

Diabetes is
     not a good gift for children.
Hey, I have that case!

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Haiku #299609

Any idea
     how or when anything will
be available?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299610

It looks like it may
     be because the entire
post got deleted.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299611

Your channel icon
     (a pick with an L) doesn't
scream metal to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299612

The only treatment
     that would work wasn't covered
by his insurance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299613

how happy were you
     after putting his helmet
on for the first time?

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Haiku #299614

Creepy. Swap Ashton
     for Wade and Slade for Daly
and that's probably it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299615

The irony is
     she only feels bad because
she's a good person.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299616

Otherwise I'd say
     Gonzalez That's really what
annoyed me the most.

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Haiku #299617

Go back to painting
     you shit its non st They are
going to get sick.

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Haiku #299618

Edit: Bank isn't
     on A site and hut which was
removed is still there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299619

West Ham haven't got
     much to play for now after
their loss this weekend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299620

I think you're probably
     gaining what your body needs
for the pregnancy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299621

No. Will I make jokes
     about someone getting kicked
in the balls? Maybe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299622

It is not the same
     as surviving thru screaming
fits and poop fountains.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299623

I've been in line since
     11am the day before. I don't
want your damn money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299624

Some guys have probably
     fantasized about strangling
their wives a few times.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299625

Came here to see talk
     about hooligans, but you
nerds put me to sleep.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299626

Glad he's okay though;
     I always thought rawhide bones
were the safe option.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299627

Even an empty
     open container is grounds
to get your ass kicked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299628

"Excuse me. I need
     you to pull up as if I'm
about to curl here.

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Haiku #299629

He's the main bad guy!
     First the other guy forgets
his name and now this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299630

[removed] I agree
     I'm in Edmonton right now
from Fort McMurray.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299631

The schedule says Blur
     and D1 In the fifties when
he was a young man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299632

You can send orders
     down to squad leaders who then
direct their own squads.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299633

Try commenting or
     lurking for a bit before
submitting your post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299634

Maybe they'll answer
     the question in the next Purge
movie coming out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299635

Bit bummed that I was
     so close to getting it right,
but ah, such is life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299636

Doesn't matter when
     historically C9 blows on
CT side inferno.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299637

If it starts working
     out again, get back into
the relationship.

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Haiku #299708

ill probably sell mine
     to my friends I'm a Madrid
fan, you make me laugh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299709

I feel extremely
     disappointed for Danny.
Sight and it's not close.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299710

At this point even
     Roy Harper wont bring me back
to this sinking ship.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299711

As the tier goes down,
     it gets harder and harder
to get in the door.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299712

They were no longer
     enemies, because they were
all the same to him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299713

There isn't any
     great or interesting meaning
to lifted from it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299714

I don't understand
     if this is a joke or not?
Isn't that a child?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299715

Maybe we can see
     the underlying pattern
when on LSD?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299716

He may no longer
     be coaching the team, but he'll
still be getting paid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299717

California I'd
     be screwed, one of my players
is from Australia!

Score: 0          

Haiku #299718

They do literally
     nothing good for anyone,
and should not exist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299719

He isn't congress.
     We have expenses, and our
revenues went down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299720

I already tried
     once and failed because I didn't
bring enough damage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299721

She knew she wouldn't
     be there, so she was hoping
that your father would.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299722

Most of my friends haul
     all of their water, which I'm
glad I don't have to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299723

I could very well
     see it being on purpose
tho ;p Wait really??

Score: 0          

Haiku #299724

:D Thanks for the links.
     Nice to hear from another
female engineer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299725

The truck put on his
     brakes going uphill with no
one in front of him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299726

The handball I think
     was more of an issue, but
tough to get that call.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299727

I'm done with the game
     if they ever touch the way
the raid towers works.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299728

Because they're playing
     characters that criticize
themselves as people?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299729

He's one of those types
     who refuses to admit
that he's getting old.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299730

Why!? [removed] To some
     one that is learning German
,that is good to hear.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299731

Either way, it seems
     you have no idea what
you're talking about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299732

When I was growing
     up, my mom had a really
large jade plant like those.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299733

When I was there, there
     were several people climbing
the rocks. Ah my bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299734

I just enjoy it.
     Finding a meaning in life
is pointless to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299735

...So why the fuck are
     you speaking *Japanese* through
the whole video?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299736

Groups of same sizes
     going at each other would
have normal rewards.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299737

I'd have to see him
     again, and watch him deny
what he did to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299738

Even though he got
     thrown out there he was smiling
because of that throw.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299739

People are getting
     mad about some a jersey
winning or losing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299740

I'd love to see Jon
     challenge a defender or
two this year as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299741

They let in Muslim
     refugees who then murdered
the local Christians.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299742

For the record, things
     be like they are, even though
people think they don't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299743

He told us what had
     happened but i never knew
the details of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299744

Did it have to do
     with my boredom of the whole
ride taking too long?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299745

There is no other
     way for me to answer it.
On the second note.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299746

I personally would
     find them very warm for those
kind of temperatures.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299747

Definitely on
     my list, i just hate getting
rid of new tires..

Score: 0          

Haiku #299748

As for toronto,
     you've heard of the video
game the Division?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299749

Then I'll be tired
     tomorrow and will be less
likely to do work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299750

You're supposed to shove
     your hips forward (hump the bar),
not lean back like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299751

And it worked. There was
     no Vietnam or Iraq
under Reagan. No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299752

Why the fuck would you
     treat it as something OTHER
than a language course?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299753

We go based off feats
     in this sub, not based off, "should
be able to." Flirt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299754

The post appeared while
     searching for another phone
related topic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299755

eliminate her
     power to reset, and then
we'll take things from there.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299756

And they are always
     hard to beat at home That crust
is way too puffy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299757

All the reports from
     the past few days makes him seem
like kind of a dick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299758

i am contacting
     the feels police as we speak
No counter? I win!

Score: 0          

Haiku #299759

Most of my commute
     until I'm in a subway
tunnel is worthless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299760

It's cheap and the few
     times I've done it they've worked great
for forming the buns.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299761

He's the OP of his
     post Yes! No need to unite..
You're right mister Trump.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299762

But that does not mean
     the languages themselves are
very related.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299763

It's more that Tony
     allowed emotions to get
the better of him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299764

People acting like
     Wade is Ramsay Snow makes me
laugh with amusement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299765

In America,
     that burger would be nothing
to write home about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299766

If you flair your post,
     I might help you have less things.
"Quite humble indeed."

Score: 0          

Haiku #299767

You could also not
     allow your daughter around
your mother in law.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299768

I've given hour long
     tours of the United States
Capitol in them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299769

You can also come
     for free, just let me know when
you're available!

Score: 0          

Haiku #299770

There's a gentleman
     sitting next to me typing
something on his phone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299771

Here in Brazil, if
     you live in a big city,
it is not that hard.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299772

What the actual fuck.
     Problem has been fixed BRAD is
the victim here, OP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299773

Problem has been fixed
     BRAD is the victim here, OP.
You need to see that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299774

If you want better
     and cheaper products, then let
the free market work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299775

It was a desperate
     move by a campaign that had
zero buzz factor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299776

Yeah... I know it would
     be overkill and it would
just confuse people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299848

To anyone, are
     Base cards generally better
at the same rating?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299849

Sorry read something
     the other day that confused
the shit out of me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299850

Cone ice cream shop on
     Madison in the West Loop
This is beautiful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299851

Is be competing
     in the main men's class or some
type of masters class?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299853

Wait, what? Who are you
     going to be requesting
euthanasia from?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299854

I also wouldn't
     accept this as a full time
job right off the bat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299855

I want those hours when
     this shit only happens once
every few decades.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299856

I hope i can get
     Usher to Samuel Jackson
at my funeral.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299857

I don't think you know
     what you are talking about.
Day after Christmas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299858

I could either sit
     around being all 1919ish, or
head out to get down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299859

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299860

May be one or two
     more year at best. Let's win now.
Thanks for that. I think.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299861

I don't think they were
     gunning for me, they were just
really, really good.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299862

I predict Apple
     has a week left, *at most* How
long did it take ya?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299863

No wonder the left
     uses these blanket ism
statements for people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299864

Thanks, have added you.
     Do the Blue Jays all get their
beards groomed together?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299865

Waist is what all those
     seated experiences
are good for growing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299866

Pixie smiled. *"How did
     you feel when my body was
broken by the Beast?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299867

His face was messed up
     from the landing, but a smile
was fixed on his lips.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299868

Think before you write.
     I think the term your looking
for is simply 'stress'.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299869

It's absolutely
     ridiculous how spoiled some
people have gotten.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299870

She might have just been
     the first one to unite *all*
the clans Akali.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299871

Thank you for writing
     in depth about what happened
at the convention.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299872

I actually push hard
     with him (giant upfront, splash
damage in the back).

Score: 0          

Haiku #299873

with how Europe is
     going along, it seems like
i won't soon enough.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299874

Allowing people
     to actually know what you stand
for generally helps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299875

So only you can
     abuse the mechanics when
raiding someone? Yay!

Score: 0          

Haiku #299876

Nice! My cousins will
     be starting there in the fall!
They live in Great Falls.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299877

If he's gonna be
     difficult, he can stay home.
They banned you for that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299878

Try farming the next
     set you'll build with the set you've
just finished crafting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299879

Do i need to change
     some settings in file transfers
or real ip to show?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299880

Didn't know you could get
     packages on a Sunday.
Must be a prime thing?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299881

Must be a prime thing?
     Or location? Anyway,
the things fucking HUGE.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299882

Correct me if I'm
     wrong but doesn't the game end
when you both go down?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299883

You fucking minge, ye.
     For the love of all that is
good YES PLEASE PLEASE DO!

Score: 0          

Haiku #299884

The flashbacks to Guts'
     childhood and the final few
episodes stand out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299885

Except he has been
     on a really fast upward
trend since he started.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299886

Best luck and wishes
     to you and this app, keep on
keeping on! College?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299887

Burn the witch We know
     where you live Willing to drive
to Orange County?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299888

I'm not a boomer
     and work isn't hard to come
by You want a job?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299889

I think it's a great
     bar, just wondered if there was
something more to it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299890

Most Christian churches
     aren't that invested into
how you run your life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299891

Teams are building their
     own stadiums, and cities
want expansion teams.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299893

His advantage is
     offset by Clinton winning
more votes in large states.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299894

I'm sure you'll find time
     to bosh another out if
we smash Sevilla?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299895

American subs
     look like this too when they come
out of the water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299896

Especially the part
     about trying to get stuff done
before you see her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #299897

He isn't there! Yet.
     Gift And? You don't think that is
human trafficking?

Score: 0          

Haiku #299898

A little common
     courtesy goes a long way
But it's still THEIR LAND.

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Haiku #299899

They could continue
     operating in Austin
if they wanted to.

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Haiku #299900

It did take a while
     for his character to shine
but it was worth it.

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Haiku #299901

I used pure gold paint
     and money wheels, and a jazz
horn to top it off.

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Haiku #299902

I don't think he'd charge
     nearly as much for a force
ghost cameo Wow.

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Haiku #299903

If it does work I'll
     post back in a few months when
my supply runs out.

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Haiku #299904

It's spelled yarmulke
     and how is this a problem?
Sanders is Jewish.

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Haiku #299905

I wouldn't quite say
     that about Smart Cover on
the dark zone actually..

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Haiku #299906

Victoria leaned
     over and grabbed her own box,
a small garlic bread.

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Haiku #299907

There is a difference.
     Great choice of song for Tupac.
[deleted] Thanks, man.

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Haiku #299908

Census records can
     be pretty inconsistent.
One year it's first names.

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Haiku #299909

True true. I hate when
     people get on this. We know...
people make mistakes.

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Haiku #299910

It only works if
     you get the first bounty rune,
just remember that.

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Haiku #299911

Either way if you
     are going to change one thing
change three lol.

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Haiku #299912

The only other
     people required to be there
by the same treatise?

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Haiku #299913

I don't see any
     progress being made even
if we get 4th.

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Haiku #299914

I guess it'll depend
     on a number of factors,
but it would be nice.

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Haiku #299915

[removed] Are you sure?
     She's not dead yet in the books,
it may just happen.

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