Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #294157

I don't think they asked
     any actual colorblind
people to test them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294158

I've been wrong before,
     but I am more often right
than not. We shall see.

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Haiku #294159

Seemed to work pretty
     well for me (get spirit walk
for the love of god).

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Haiku #294160

But there's no reason
     you can't make that artistic
and emotional.

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Haiku #294161

So shiny. You know
     what, that is a great question.
This stuff smells awesome.

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Haiku #294162

If the market is
     abundant, then you don't need
to be efficient.

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Haiku #294163

She would fall over
     and just stay there, unable
to stand up again.

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Haiku #294164

Will also probably
     be a good bundle with all
his skins at discount.

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Haiku #294165

Harriott..." The young
     man paused, considering what
his next words would be.

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Haiku #294166

I'm sure you believe
     that but there isn't any
proof to back it up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294167

But yeah if it is
     within your means to save up
I say go for it.

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Haiku #294168

Should I send a Star
     Wars quote? I feel like I should
send a Star Wars quote.

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Haiku #294169

You're screwed. Also you
     should've been online to make
sure it didn't happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294170

Even if one streak
     is only one day longer
than the one before.

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Haiku #294171

You are not required
     to look at the store if you
want to play your games.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294172

Kudos, once again.
     What works for me is leading
with something funny.

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Haiku #294173

Doesn't look like there
     is a chair there so I feel
like it's the latter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294174

Up. It did, but you
     also had a chance to play
on the normal map.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294175

However, there are
     vents to prevent moisture build
up which are open.

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Haiku #294176

None of that is what
     I look for in a transport
simulation game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294177

If you think Leo
     is good at acting you must
suck yourself. Really?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294178

Personally, I think
     that this series is going
to be a beauty.

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Haiku #294179

Only way i see
     that could work is to do make
cards extra goofy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294180

You used the wrong word.
     It's not a big deal. This is
really bad for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294181

You just need to lead.
     Once you do, she will follow,
and so will your kids.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294182

She looks amazing
     more then my mind was blown Oh.
So you can't eat it?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294183

God damn. You're thinking
     MH370. That was the one packed
full of engineers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294184

This is great, I just
     used this site to make a few
square and hex blank maps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294185

Actually Heroes is
     just as simple as you make
Football out to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294186

But you don't see me
     saying that manga fans are
all that, now do you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294187

Ok, but i think
     the world is still huge enough.
I didn't ask for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294188

I get it has some
     other meaning but no one's
going to get it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294189

Make marriage simple
     contracts, and remove tax breaks
for married couples.

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Haiku #294190

As long as he pays
     for his own transportation
and everything else?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294191

Rank exceptions may
     be given if player has
high crafting level.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294192

Not a fun problem
     to have but good to know you
are in the same boat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294193

Though the frame isn't
     exactly "sweet" by any
measurable means.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294194

My screen name is rab1515
     Ai suite maybe? Try sending
the email again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294195

Okay! I just didn't
     want you to think that I skipped
out on a thank you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294196

Their intention might
     have been noble, but it comes
across as pious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294197

Because it's really
     REALLY hard to decide what
shirt to wear that day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294198

Here's an ongoing
     list of the icons that are
in development.

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Haiku #294199

Looked like only buffs
     with nothing negative, but
don't quote me on that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294270

They were teaming mate.
     And they were playing dirty
while they were at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294271

Do I have to? *sad
     trombone* Graduated high
school in the 90s, eh?

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Haiku #294272

If you try to get
     there up the steps, you just get
killed by a camper.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294273

I know she heard me,
     but she ignored me and walked
away regardless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294275

I honestly can't
     think of much that she did why
she was senator.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294276

It's not like it's their
     future or anything we're
talking about here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294277

Keep doing the right
     things and keep moving forward.
It does get better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294278

I don't know. I don't
     like her, but I'm trying to put
my bias aside.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294279

She was happier
     and that flowed over into
our relationship.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294280

And with these numbers,
     here's hoping it'll continue
to get more support.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294281

Breaking bad You still
     haven't offered proof of why
my answer is wrong.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294282

That cash is withdrawn
     in one transaction, with one
exchange rate applied.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294283

The screens work, but no
     one uses them because they're
not encouraged to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294284

I think most Mormons
     post missionary age think
this to some extent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294285

(I *still* can't believe
     Campbell got his pocket picked
like that in the third).

Score: 0          

Haiku #294287

In either case, still
     worth it in my opinion.
Thanks for the feedback.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294288

And when I'm at home
     I find myself more playing
then looking things up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294289

Unfortunately
     only the dollar amount
in the total counts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294290

I can't believe you
     and your ex husband gave her
so many chances.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294291

I'm having a real
     tough time imagining Trump
with any substance.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294292

I meant that while jobs
     are good, the pay of jobs is
also important.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294293

I had a guy come
     to our door asking about
our cable service.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294294

This is my first time
     being in the pit and, MAN,
was it amazing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294295

I'm sure there's *something*
     people could start calling you
that'd upset you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294296

You don't think helping
     someone commit a murder
should be illegal?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294297

No, I am ugly
     Post removed, this topic has
been covered before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294298

So I guess all these
     shell companies will quickly
move to Delaware.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294299

I don't remember
     much from around that time, but
that pain sticks with me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294300

Actual sex is less
     enjoyable for me when
I've been watching porn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294301

An interesting thought,
     but man do you need to step
up your title game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294302

I like fucking chicks,
     but I don't like trying to get
laid or casual sex.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294303

Not sure how many
     lessons I did but it seemed
to be good value.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294304

[deleted] [removed]
     I mean, he went to the next
best thing honestly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294305

I'm confused, do you
     think the Swedes are the ones who
started the riot?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294306

This means I can get
     in on the mocking while you
mother fuckers sleep!

Score: 0          

Haiku #294307

She pulled the best smile
     she could from deep within her
and turned to face him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294308

They seemed fixtures here
     along with the spray painted
cars and gutter trash.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294309

If you could just cut
     back on that, you could save up
for a new device.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294310

A lot of non KI
     players just wanted to check
out the arbiter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294311

One thing that helps is
     that you are never going
to please everyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294312

I mean do you look
     down upon this dirty man
that fixes your shit?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294313

He is, in my mind,
     the most important person
in the world right now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294314

Truth be told, I get
     way higher from the sweet sweet
sounds of Passion Pit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294315

In reality,
     we then just take control back
and stop our lesson.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294316

I don't get to grind
     mobs for free so why should you
get to fish for free?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294317

Even the smallest
     teams will still spend around $80m
over a season.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294318

Used to be countries
     would *beg* to be conquered by
the United States!

Score: 0          

Haiku #294319

*Especially* right now.
     Is your husband overweight
and unattractive?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294320

Does anybody
     actually care about this shit?
It's not DOOM at all.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294321

Then watch porn and play
     your recording while muting
the original.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294322

We are pretty good
     at long distance, but we're far
from the best at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294323

Waiting a week or
     two to send in the results
is ridiculous.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294324

Usually they get
     mailed out within a day or
two of the exams.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294325

And this justifies
     reworking an almost brand
new champion why?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294326

I just never looked
     at his character very
deeply until now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294327

I can't figure out:
     How much does he earn every
year, NET, on average?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294328

OP, wear your foreskin
     pulled back throughout the day (if
possible for you).

Score: 0          

Haiku #294329

The Americans
     can't possibly be exempt
from reading that stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294330

Oil is going down
     bigtime but SPY is not down
that much premarket.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294331

If they can't, that store
     had bigger problems than one
asshole customer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294332

Under 'new' labour?
     Won't be great, but it'll probably
be a bit less vile.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294333

Gotta get the free
     private healthcare [removed] You
don't talk your way out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294334

I've tried many styles
     over the years but mostly
I just trim these days.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294335

No, that would be his
     alternate work house, in case
his first one goes bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294336

Fire is energy.
     It's a visible phase change.
Not something with smell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294337

Does the starting Knight
     shield just bash or can it be
used to parry too?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294338

And you will end up
     being harder on yourself
than you need to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294339

All buddy requests
     are sent to the respective
party, that is, you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294340

If we leave this sub
     we hand it out to the loud
complaining people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294409

When you get home, you
     and your mommy can discuss
your substance abuse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294410

You look really great
     and definitely have no
need to lose any.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294411

I usually parked
     on one of the streets behind
the Civic Centre.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294412

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294413

Long shot, still. As is,
     you said the instructor didn't
report this matter.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294414

I know. We gotta
     jump out of the gate as fast
as our name implies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294415

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294416

Mats is at an age
     where this probably the last big
contract he can get.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294417

Wild Hunter if you
     want it hard, Dark Knight if you
want it easy. thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #294418

All it takes is one
     card to get crimped, chipped or marked
and your deck is toast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294419

Getting your weight back
     is the important part, not
pulling the bars up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294420

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294421

[deleted] Friend is
     also experiencing
this problem. Big deal.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294422

*She frowned., What do you
     think people in Seattle
do with their free time?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294423

Sadly not the song
     i was looking for, but hey,
Mitchell is awesome!

Score: 0          

Haiku #294424

I did not know that.
     My bad. Don't have to talk down
to me about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294425

And you think that is
     because they were doing more
training in the field?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294426

OP might want to pick
     up a set if all other
remedies fail. Huh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294427

It sounds silly but
     the grounding exercise can
do wonders for me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294428

If I wasn't here
     to play with my friends and guild,
I wouldn't bother.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294429

Then we got engaged
     and the day of they started
asking for a date.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294430

It's at the point where
     "peaceful" Muslims are the ones
who aren't real Muslims.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294431

I know quite a bit
     already but I know it's
not nearly enough.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294432

But because I hate
     throwing stuff away, I just
use it and bear it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294433

And also commits
     all of your (possibly bad)
edits forever.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294434

Provoking does not
     mean asking for, does not mean
wanting to happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294435

I would like to see
     the log book that was tracking
the two thousand rapes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294436

Glad it's only one
     painfully stupid person
and not more. Relief!

Score: 0          

Haiku #294437

One other cyclist
     stopped and questioned me about
what I was doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294438

If you're dead set on
     sub, understand that it will
be harder for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294439

[deleted] Are you
     sure a hot single near you
didn't actually text you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294440

You don't know if he's
     taking full tables, partial
tables or defaults.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294441

The indicator
     should be exclusive to you
and your team alone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294442

That'd be something.
     Whatever the reason, good
for you for quitting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294443

Oh, CA isn't touched?
     I thought it was CA *AND* PA
were randomized. Oops!

Score: 0          

Haiku #294444

Saying its not is
     seriously triggering
and problematic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294446

Thanks. I realize how
     impatient I can be when
crap like this happens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294447

The fact you don't want
     to cause trouble shows you've got
some integrity.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294448

As an engineer,
     trust me, I don't believe you're
factually right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294449

I think once a day
     suffices, and it sounds like
that's what she's doing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294450

If you don't stop once
     in a while to look around,
you might just miss it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294451

Because everyone
     knows that women *actually* get
pregnant in their face.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294452

[removed] I like how
     you customized it to fit
your space perfectly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294453

It may be listed
     as a clutch actuator
or slave cylinder.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294454

She is just using
     what is best suited for her,
which is very black.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294455

I'll PM you If
     someone bought me this I would
punch them in the face.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294456

I understand what
     you're saying, but it's just not
going to happen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294457

Where my weirdos at?!
     Also How Did This Get Made?
Keep it crispy Maps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294458

Yet, they don't really
     seem to realize they're shitting
on the table now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294459

You only see them
     shoot and a very short cut
to to final corpse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294460

That baseball doesn't
     deserve to be ejected
into the bleachers...

Score: 0          

Haiku #294461

was about to say
     same [deleted] Glad eyedrops
is on that this year.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294462

Sounds like you were not
     and craving for her to want
something serious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294463

No source, but I had
     heard of this before I knew
what it actually was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294464

Sprint calls it 'Direct
     Connect' and most of their phones
seem to support it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294465

Nothing was found but
     the vet told us that it could
still puncture his guts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294466

Bobby singer is
     every the father every
desperado needs.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294467

Still getting to know
     Kings Treat and Sticks and Stones, will
write a review soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294468

If you want to do
     activities to obtain
loot, that's viable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294469

In which panel did
     you saw a devil fruit was
in the orange tree?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294470

I don't think it had
     anything to do with his
willingness to work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294471

That said, I always
     planned to use my Rift mostly
for simulators.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294472

Much talent Very
     Lupe Such art All people should
be organ donors.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294473

Taking up more than
     one seat in public transit
is what's wrong with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294474

On a side note, does
     anyone have any calm
music suggestions?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294475

That was the first thought
     I had as well. Rabid kids
are rabid kids, man.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294476

Also, I would walk
     instead of running if it's
not hurting too much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294477

There's another one!
     Yeah that's a great, completely
unrelated point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294478

Generally, the few
     notes I have seen indicate
heavier bleeding.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294551

To be fair, compare
     this other countries, and you
get the same numbers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294552

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     Chocolate chip cookies. Good ones
that are warm and soft.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294553

Awesome, thanks! This is
     great news that I at least might
have a shot at this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294554

You read the damn bill
     and think about all the ways
this can be abused.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294555

The phone its self is
     actually really solid from
my brief use of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294556

Please make it happen
     Everyone thinks their own Ren
Fest is the best one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294557

All this time I thought
     Lakers was just a play on
LA, ala LAkers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294558

Gambling. It could get
     longer had the ball entered
the top right corner.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294559

Damn, that's just stone cold.
     Gotcha thanks Yeah not to bad
in the scheme of things...

Score: 0          

Haiku #294560

Never implied that.
     But, yeah their decisions look
pretty bad so far.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294561

Good luck though, and if
     you end up calling a pro
will you report back?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294562

Like, they walk around
     and tell their friends in person
that they didn't like it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294563

It's still gonna take
     some time to get over though.
I love our sex life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294564

Clyne definitely
     deserves a shout imo tho.
How's the quality?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294565

In madrid you'll be
     able to get by just fine
with only english.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294566

/wink." Any other
     club or owner and fans would
be all over this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294567

You make a good point,
     automation will replace
workers regardless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294568

The word can also
     mean "misfortune" or "bad luck"
in other contexts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294569

You may want to do
     some research si you don't come
across as greedy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294570

Since I have a dog,
     a fenced yard would be nice, but
not necessary.

Score: 0          


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