Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #293604

You didn't care about
     the zone being taken or
captured back one bit.

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Haiku #293605

No switching from snipe
     to shotgun at all without
losing all ammo?

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Haiku #293606

Most people will just
     think about how the person
looks in said clothing.

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Haiku #293607

"Ammonia is good
     for cleaning things, and bleach is
good at cleaning things.

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Haiku #293608

What about getting
     stuff through customs and any
potential tariffs?

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Haiku #293609

Give him a few years
     to develop and see what
i can get for him.

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Haiku #293610

You would have a strong
     legal case to fight against
Activision on.

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Haiku #293611

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #293612

and it's damn long since
     the only one, who can scratch
the boss is spectra.

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Haiku #293613

Not into the back
     at all YOU LIKE SNOW NEW YORK?
HOW ABOUT *THIS* WHITE?

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Haiku #293614

Not saying Pedro
     was on the sauce but he was
probably on the sauce.

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Haiku #293615

[Gives me an excuse
     to link one of my favorite
Sullivan pieces.

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Haiku #293616

Only fags do that.
     They just want all the other
guys to look at them.

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Haiku #293617

Listening and waiting
     to be annoyed and come here
to bitch about it.

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Haiku #293618

Ask her what she is
     going through and ask her what
you can do for her.

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Haiku #293619

I don't actually get
     much of an "old school" or "cool"
vibe from this picture.

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Haiku #293620

You can then just run
     by the channeling guys and not
worry about them.

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Haiku #293621

Thanks for the info.
     Maybe I have a setting
in the bios wrong.

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Haiku #293622

I don't blame the guy,
     Amazon workers probably
forgot to pack it.

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Haiku #293623

And because I love
     my body, I want to see
just what it can do.

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Haiku #293624

I got empathy,
     but no will to change any
part of the process.

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Haiku #293625

I appreciate
     everyone for replying
so promptly. Vetoed.

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Haiku #293626

Thanks. Will check it out.
     Space Laces is good, but yeah,
nothing like Shelter.

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Haiku #293627

There are companies
     that produce penile implants
that can be pumped up.

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Haiku #293628

Stop telling the truth.
     Don't you know how to Social
Justice properly?

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Haiku #293629

But I don't think it's
     anything serious or
at least I hope so.

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Haiku #293630

[deleted] Clinton
     Says Bernie Kills Children, No
one says anything.

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Haiku #293631

Unless you're going
     to blame it on religion,
it's irrelevant.

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Haiku #293632

It'd put it back
     in the news for a good month
while the case dragged on.

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Haiku #292362

I would be more than
     happy to give advice if
you're looking for it.

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Haiku #293633

Not a case any
     more, of course. Have a good day.
Nice talking with you.

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Haiku #293634

I mean yeah it's great
     but chris paul is pretty much
doing it for you.

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Haiku #293635

**I** **hereby** **state** **that**
     **you** **are** **female** **until** **the**
**opposite** **is** **proven!

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Haiku #293636

I think the kid is
     Huck Finn. "Them kids is poorly.
Powerful poorly."

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Haiku #293637

But yeah on my shard
     I'm seeing a lot of speed
and some evasion.

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Haiku #293638

We could be doing
     so much better if we broke
more accurately.

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Haiku #293639

Why? Because that is
     how wealth is handed down through
the generations.

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Haiku #293853

Do you find yourself
     reaching the highest levels
on your logic game?

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Haiku #293854

I would say, "Roger
     that sergeant major," and then
go on with my plans.

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Haiku #293855

Gabor Kiraly,
     the hungarian sweatpants
keeper, right? Thank you!

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Haiku #293856

On the other hand
     you're saying that everyone
should always do more.

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Haiku #293857

I feel like your blue
     ones really let through a lot
more light then mine do.

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Haiku #293858

That's at least a bit
     controversial Yes it does
on an empty board.

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Haiku #293859

for about how long
     "days, weeks, months" would you suggest
doing the toe lifts?

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Haiku #293860

Look online and see
     what flavors other people
notice in the scotch.

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Haiku #293861

They feel entitled
     to touch any man they find
cute or attractive.

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Haiku #293862

Like, a "I don't feel
     challenged to be a better
person" kinda way.

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Haiku #293863

I'd be mad at them.
     Apparently you can be
that delusional.

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Haiku #293864

Are they heretic
     (really bad for you a few
hundred years ago)?

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Haiku #293865

New jobs will emerge,
     but there will definitely
be some growing pains.

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Haiku #293866

I don't even know
     what I was going to say.
Eh doesn't matter.

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Haiku #293867

I make 35k a year
     and could afford a brand new
car if I wanted.

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Haiku #293868

so ridiculous
     if you call them that noone takes
you seriously.

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Haiku #293869

When Amazon bans
     certain imagery, that means
absolutely none.

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Haiku #293870

Inclined? I agree.
     Who the fuck does this guy thinks
he is, anyways.

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Haiku #293871

It works great, and plays
     just like the original
would on a PC.

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Haiku #293872

Once you get this you
     can alter it to any
other position.

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Haiku #293873

Martin is better
     for the run game, which is what
the Rams want to do.

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Haiku #293874

Star Destroyers were
     also likely distracted
by fleeing transports.

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Haiku #293875

Unless it's different
     to Champs League they can't if it's
not in the report.

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Haiku #293876

Still need help? I don't
     need those commie units get
out of here. I see.

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Haiku #293877

It keeps it in form
     and hides its advertise or
colors off the view.

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Haiku #293878

You stupid science
     bitches couldn't even make
my friend more smarter.

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Haiku #293879

Was two fucking clicks
     away from buying the damn
thing back this morning.

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Haiku #293880

That was fun. *They head
     through the garden, surrounded
by flowering plants.

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Haiku #293881

He put the last piece
     in place, and read the writing
very carefully.

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Haiku #293882

My dad's boss's friend
     went to Harvard and majored
in philosophy.

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Haiku #293883

The fact you can get
     the performance for this price
is awesome to me.

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Haiku #293884

I said "possibly".
     Curtis "My favorite" Martin
Taking photos, great!

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Haiku #293885

Also the spider
     shield is great since you can just
block their toxic darts.

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Haiku #293886

On that note I would
     love them to consistently
call holding the stick.

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Haiku #293887

I assumed they were
     tied together and or run
by the same person.

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Haiku #293888

Such mudslinging is
     nothing more than a facile
tactic on his part.

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Haiku #293889

I'm posting this from
     the official Android app.
It looks good to me.

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Haiku #293890

MAKE AMERICA
     GREAT AGAIN! Front and closer
to my hips What. The.

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Haiku #293891

We're going to be
     adding some of those old flair
options this weekend.

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Haiku #293892

That's great! Sounds like you
     need a walker who can work
with him on this though.

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Haiku #293893

What time frame is this?
     Is there anyway to get
the game on Kindle?

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Haiku #293894

Is there anyway
     to get the game on Kindle?
Not even close, man.

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Haiku #293895

dude stop lying bout
     your lifts you are little mouse
It's good overall.

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Haiku #293896

I'm new to this sub
     and am hoping it lives up
to its description.

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Haiku #293897

Other teams can get
     some decent info by just
looking at the rear.

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Haiku #293898

They don't usually
     win these things because people
are normally guilty.

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Haiku #293899

Can scar you bad by
     not investing time to make
sure of what you do.

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Haiku #293900

What kind of games do
     you like so maybe I can
suggest something else.

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Haiku #293903

Too bad this song was
     on American Gangster...
Got them! Thanks again.

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Haiku #293904

Perhaps user count
     isn't growing as much or
not growing at all.

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Haiku #293905

We can just figure
     something out tomorrow then,
if you still want it?

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Haiku #293906

Do not put pressure
     anywhere else, as this may
make more dead pixels.

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Haiku #293907

His arguments are
     poor and some are straight out wrong.
Why would I bother.

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Haiku #293908

thanks for letting me
     know why tho Agreed, could've
used better wording.

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Haiku #293909

It's the lip smacking
     out of nowhere that shoots straight
through my defenses.

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Haiku #293911

i agree with that,
     but what has been done informs
what must be done next.

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Haiku #293912

Luck is life. I don't
     see it in the bill that's linked
from that article.

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Haiku #293913

Do want! I love you
     OP. Indeed, this shouldn't be
much of a surprise.

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Haiku #293914

The 'quantum shift' are
     you put it is nicely is
to me a new arch.

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Haiku #293915

Even smart people
     fall for scams sometimes, so learn
to protect yourself.

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Haiku #293916

Having said that, not
     having the Rift this weekend
SUCKS. Drink once a week.

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Haiku #293917

Since we're both being
     frank, let me just also say
that your resume sucked.

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Haiku #293918

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #293919

I see nothing wrong
     with making sure gun owners
are responsible.

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Haiku #293920

I only posted
     here because no one else seemed
to have that problem.

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Haiku #293921

If you desperately
     need reload speed, get a mod
that is 7x better.

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Haiku #293922

Hey Papa. I'd be
     interested in joining you
for some games. Sounds fun.

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Haiku #293924

That may be a good
     place to start Thanks Neal, and thanks
for sharing your time.

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Haiku #293925

anything more u
     guys can do because he can
still message us Huh?

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Haiku #293994

But that perfect aim
     and no recoil can fuck you
up good aim or not.

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Haiku #293995

That doesn't just mean
     figuring out how to get
the machine to work.

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Haiku #293996

Contrast that with just
     pressing the bar on one side
with my fingertips.

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Haiku #293997

Do you think doctors
     and nurses are bored at work
with nothing to do?

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Haiku #293998

How do your hazard
     lights work then if the lights must
constantly be on?

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Haiku #293999

Those formative years
     have such a huge effect on
the rest of our lives.

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Haiku #294000

I love to keep stats
     and make up daft averages
when I'm bored at work.

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Haiku #294001

A lover perhaps?
     How many people would cry
when they heard the news?

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Haiku #294002

People post things, those
     things get popular, other
people copy them.

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Haiku #294003

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
     /s I really hope i win!
It's not even 200k.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294004

I'm talking to you
     in the Regal this morning
on Foster, asshole.

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Haiku #294005

Still not home. I won't
     be until tonight, but I'll
add all of you guys!

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Haiku #294006

that doesn't really
     explain how he got his job
with the rockets though.

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Haiku #294007

You can see the light
     from the headlights appear just
as the cammer stops.

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Haiku #294008

This is a good thing
     since he knows not to put small
objects in his mouth.

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Haiku #294009

Either way, both should
     be punishable by law.
What drug do you take???

Score: 0          

Haiku #294010

Dude your literally
     the same guy from yesterday
who made that troll post.

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Haiku #294011

In the case of blades,
     there is a sticking point where
the sharp edges meet.

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Haiku #294012

So no, it is not
     some *harmless skip through the park*
as you're implying.

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Haiku #294013

Then tell me what is
     the agreed upon stopping
point with gun control?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294014

As long as you're both
     on the same page with that stuff,
you'll probably be fine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294015

I love it so much
     :D I'm just trying to be good
about washing, now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294016

No Entry signs are
     still a thing... [deleted] Ah.
I understand that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294017

He always comes back,
     but not for an hour or two
if it's up to him.

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Haiku #294018

Any suggestions?
     Oh I must have missed seeing
Ryan's confession.

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Haiku #294019

[deleted] I've been
     reading more guides than schoolbooks
lately lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294020

It helps you screen out
     the ones who aren't responsive.
Banned No he wasn't.

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Haiku #294021

Wrongful convictions
     are among of the worst things
we do to our own.

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Haiku #294022

Would you say the queue
     system is the bottleneck?
Highly recommend.

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Haiku #294023

Really though, I think
     she's just jealous that I can
do it and she can't.

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Haiku #294024

The rapists will come
     up with anything to blame
the girl, as I said.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294025

Edit: It's a hit!
     I'm going to make it his
token art for Roll20.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294026

She's not that kinda
     character and I doubt it's
that kinda movie.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294027

This will depend on
     your prior experience
with formal logic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294028

Come on, Reds, come on.
     Any streams? "Oh man, I shot
Barney in the face!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #294029

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294030

To dispatch based on
     types (return or otherwise)
you need type classes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294031

This post has an [All
     Spoilers] title warning, but
no [Theory] warning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294032

We can't go having
     effort around here, I mean
that's not the done thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294033

Probably should've done
     that with the others, but some
happened during IB...

Score: 0          

Haiku #294034

I... I think we may
     have miscalculated where
this battle took place!

Score: 0          

Haiku #294035

Well Cruz is a Rat
     in a man suit so they get
along very well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294036

I can watch the first
     hour but the second goes up
against the Blacklist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294037

He'll have to garner
     more pass rush moves but so will
all those selected.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294038

It still makes me sad,
     honestly- we were best friends
when I was little.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294039

It sounds like the guy
     was just casually walking
through the store shopping.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294040

Even at it's low
     mark, I don't think Arrow is
worth giving up on.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294041

Thanks, that gives me some
     hope, though I am feeling less
stressed about it now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294042

What if the drone was
     filming through windows allowed
and someone changed clothes?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294043

As long as you're not
     overdoing it, I don't
see a problem. Cheers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294044

[deleted] I think
     you should also consider
the child's perspective.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294045

why hasn't vin been
     calling the game yesterday
as well as todays?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294046

God forbid I don't
     marry a guy who has no
concept of money.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294047

This is why we don't
     have robot servants yet It's
is the best one yet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294048

We were at even
     strength, so I attacked, but lost
on Tides of Battle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294049

It's a foul keepers
     are protected, however
you challenge for that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294050

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294051

I will wait to next
     week to reserve judgement (be
the first gun I use).

Score: 0          

Haiku #294052

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294053

If they can look up
     my players then they will see
I am no liar.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294054

How much benefit
     is this thing giving against
other players, though?

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Haiku #294055

Especially if we're
     banning winning cards each round.
Looks really sloppy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294056

You know what happened?
     Nothing.. They want us to give
up Maryland now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294057

Not him? Any mob
     that's named, no matter where will
give you a yellow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294058

lol Ill just
     stick to repeated topics
as my frustration.

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Haiku #294059

The problem has been
     he's had a lot of nagging
little injuries.

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Haiku #294060

They sell it, and are
     finally, as they always
wanted, millionaires.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294061

I wouldn't want them
     to change anything about
this fight for a port.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294132

Edit: I do not
     have my Vive yet and probably
won't till late April.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294133

i guess they could do
     that but you would still end up
paying for it right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294134

Probably still better
     than some for whom English is
their only language.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294135

He should have his gun
     taken from him and be forced
to re qualify.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294136

If you are shooting
     at cops and get shot, why would
that be surprising?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294137

Try to start from his
     side of the fence and slowly
make him cross over.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294138

She would say things like
     I think you mean more to me
than I do to you.

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Haiku #329856

This was a very
     chilling documentary,
thank you for sharing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294139

You'd have to make sure
     the notifications come
by reliably.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294140

Never do people
     gather grapes from thorns or figs
from thistles, do they?

Score: 0          

Haiku #294141

Your local chapter
     registrar should be able
to walk you through it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #294142

Imo they felt shoe
     horned in there most of the time.
It was beautiful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294143

It got picked up by
     hollywood and a full length
film is coming soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294144

And Cuba never
     gave in to American
demands, that's the point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294145

Where did this person
     get their information from,
that is beyond me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294146

I have no legal
     advice, but I can relate
to this sentiment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294147

A country wide strike
     would be the most perfect way
to make an impact.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294148

When I bought my car,
     I only got one of those
temp license plate things.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294149

First name I thought of.
     [deleted] Questions about
more advanced techniques.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294150

I'm still holding out
     hope that they'll turn him into
Cyborg Superman.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294151

I have a killer
     enchilada recipe
if you're interested.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294152

Nazi 's vs
     North Africa. Issues go
back millennia.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294153

Sometimes it's the one
     who currently owns the rights
to said legacy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294154

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294155

But hey, you should just
     play as much game as you want
and see what happens.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294156

Also, i can't live
     without my backup camera
now, the car spoiled me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #294157

I don't think they asked
     any actual colorblind
people to test them.

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