Reddit Haikus

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The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #292349

Either way, squeezing
     off a few always makes me
feel on top of things.

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Haiku #292350

But you can see them.
     I do basically the same
thing with Zebra Cakes.

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Haiku #292351

The thing is that flask
     crafting is usually done
once per character.

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Haiku #292352

I personally think
     There's Nothing Wrong With Love is
the best starting point.

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Haiku #292354

The developers
     don't want you to use the glitch
to acquire Mew.

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Haiku #292355

You can hem and haw
     all you want about how you'll
only vote Bernie.

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Haiku #292356

you still a virgin?
     Get some manners, you savage!
You don't slurp your food!

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Haiku #292357

[removed] It's always
     been a joke, I just shit post
here for free replies.

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Haiku #292358

People immigrate
     illegally because it's
the only option.

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Haiku #292359

I hope you don't go
     as far as swallowing them!
Who looks stupid now?

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Haiku #292360

And then decide if
     you still want to do it if
you frame it this way.

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Haiku #292361

Even at stop lights
     with beggars I'll usually
keep my window down.

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Haiku #292363

I couldn't have been
     any further from the truth.
Are you serious?

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Haiku #292364

I heard that guy sold
     their kid after the account
couldn't be rolled back.

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Haiku #292365

I'm sure you're right, Clyde
     Frog. Huh? The Vive headset comes
with a huge cable.

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Haiku #292366

Perfectly apt name.
     Remember when Mark Zuck went
to China last week?

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Haiku #292367

Unfortunately,
     the temple was being worked
on and was closed. Damn!

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Haiku #292368

His adult daughter
     was also taking the class,
but didn't speak to him.

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Haiku #292369

But seriously
     he's been low key clutch throughout
his career so far.

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Haiku #292370

Play the piano
     or a hand drum, or a flute
or harmonica.

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Haiku #343985

I agree with you
     that this is detrimental
to society.

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Haiku #292511

Also liked to kill
     the holder in the process,
to make it sporting.

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Haiku #292512

College is coming
     to a close and I don't know
where to go from here.

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Haiku #292513

There's nothing I can
     do about it so I don't
think about it much.

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Haiku #292514

Also, you can do
     those activities without
drinking or smoking.

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Haiku #292515

I tried his other
     stuff, while not bad, it's not what
I was looking for.

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Haiku #292516

[removed] Well, you can't
     honestly condemn the son
for ones dads actions.

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Haiku #292518

But I thought Bernie
     supporters are the ones who
don't do their research?

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Haiku #292519

If that is the case,
     covering the camera would not
reveal the issue.

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Haiku #292520

I thought that was what
     Battle lounge was for a while
until I played it.

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Haiku #292521

I am not the type
     to get up and leave the house
to sniff out some junk.

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Haiku #292522

(I actually ended
     up with Sidi boots, but that's
besides the point. Thanks.

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Haiku #292523

Edit: I was quick
     to jump to respond and didn't
see your comment. Oops.

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Haiku #292524

I then re watched him
     going between candidates
and found a pattern.

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Haiku #292525

I am just stating
     that this is the closest thing
I've found to a hint.

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Haiku #292526

You got a number
     better I agree that you
shouldn't have to now.

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Haiku #292527

Which is pretty much
     the oreo cream inside
gorgeous milk chocolate.

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Haiku #292528

And yeah, they are all
     kinda boring theories if
you think about it.

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Haiku #292529

I didn't I also
     don't think it's even about
free monthly income.

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Haiku #292530

If they forget it,
     then it wasn't interesting
enough anyway.

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Haiku #292531

First one i'd say red,
     second one I'd give yellow,
third definite red.

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Haiku #292532

Now you, yourself, aren't
     doing meaningful damage
cause, well, they're a tank.

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Haiku #292533

The card spins up, but
     doesn't seem to run that hot.
[deleted] It was.

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Haiku #292534

Basically every
     gap in my diary I filled
with time to chase this.

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Haiku #292535

It's a placebo
     effect, people think it works
like that so it does.

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Haiku #292536

More like anarchist
     I'd say. That's what they mostly
describe themselves as.

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Haiku #292537

Or any other
     people who ever rebelled
against anyone.

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Haiku #292538

[removed] I really
     hope this isn't cheese pizza
It's not a cash out.

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Haiku #292539

I want an option
     where I can directly call
or text from the tile.

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Haiku #292540

Thank god it exists.
     I guess I don't want my own
personal heaven.

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Haiku #292541

My greatest regret
     is purchasing her bundle.
That skin... [removed] KAN!

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Haiku #292542

Bloody AMC
     Exactly. In some match ups
this card wins the game.

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Haiku #292543

As an agnostic
     bordering on atheism,
I have no such faith.

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Haiku #292544

But think about this,
     so we all know that taxes
are socialist right?

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Haiku #292545

To stand before those
     privileged snowflakes telling him
he's not acting black.

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Haiku #292546

I don't really care
     about them either, it was
for comparison.

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Haiku #292547

What I was saying,
     is by our standards, Johnson
and Brooks are elite.

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Haiku #292548

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #292549

He was extremely
     skilled for a big man even
in his older years.

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Haiku #292550

Keep in mind labor
     disputes almost never give
life changing money.

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Haiku #292551

Vince did this WM
     out of spite to the fans, that's
what makes it so bad.

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Haiku #292552

Anal defender.
     Anal raptor There's really
not much in Fair Lawn.

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Haiku #292553

on the duplicate
     tracks shift one slightly forward
and one slightly back.

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Haiku #292554

That thing is way too
     big to carry easily,
and easy to lose.

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Haiku #292555

Most of the people
     in Skill Capped don't even play
the game anymore.

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Haiku #292556

There's also running
     Order of Operations
-link on the sidebar.

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Haiku #292557

You could also go
     for Africa and Western
South America.

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Haiku #292558

These days Mania
     and Raw are really like parts
1&2 of this weekend.

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Haiku #292559

I asked OP in his
     previous thread if he did
visit those trash sites.

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Haiku #292560

It tastes pretty damn
     different on it's own, just has
similar texture.

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Haiku #292561

We see that question
     on the front page literally
at least once a month.

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Haiku #292562

Not trying to be mean
     or anything, just saying
that it's actually great.

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Haiku #292563

And, since I'm so young,
     I know that it's basically
just a waiting game.

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Haiku #292564

Tell my wife, hello.
     They'd probably get crucified
for anything else.

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Haiku #292565

We'll see how he does
     in the general election,
if he gets that far.

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Haiku #292566

Maybe the pace was
     to high for him, and he used
this to take a break.

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Haiku #292567

I may be pretty
     screwed up but I try to do
the same. to do what?

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Haiku #292568

I assume when you
     said you cleaned the lens that you
cleaned the inside face.

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Haiku #292569

I keep a distance
     because I would rather not
lose any of them.

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Haiku #292570

China's expanding
     zone of influence only
benefits China.

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Haiku #292571

There aren't any blood
     vessels in the same way you
and I have them, though.

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Haiku #292572

There's nothing pointing
     to am end of dominance
in the near future.

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Haiku #292573

I also only
     play in party mode because
the other modes suck.

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Haiku #292574

The Crown has gathered
     enough disdain from that House
as it is", he said.

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Haiku #292575

It'd work in most
     situations but it'd
be iffy on snow.

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Haiku #292576

Haven't used them yet
     but this has persuaded me
to open the box!

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Haiku #292577

I wish I could know
     where I could find them in Saint
Petersburg, Russia.

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Haiku #292578

He doesn't show signs
     because he pretends to be
happy with his wife.

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Haiku #292579

But her becoming
     Oracle actually happens
in *Suicide Squad*.

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Haiku #292580

This is playing out
     like "If she says he raped her,
he must have raped her.

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Haiku #292581

Best thing I can do
     is to focus on your life
and priorities.

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Haiku #292725

As I grow older,
     I realize why I never
liked it in Philly.

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Haiku #292726

Makes sense, I guess, but
     why fight the very people
who arent involved?

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Haiku #292727

If you can score some,
     upgrading the RAM is worth
the extra money.

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Haiku #292728

Good teeth are really
     about good gums and gums need
to be exercised.

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Haiku #292729

No one will hear us."
     Roark: "But I don't think of you.
OMG I WANT.

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Haiku #292730

Do you understand
     why your comment is fucking
idiotic now?

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Haiku #292731

I think it's probably
     going to be a lot like
Lost and the island.

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Haiku #292732

Immense knowledge but
     surrounded by lesser minds
must be frustrating.

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Haiku #292733

But I'd much rather
     my "prize" state SOMETHING about
the event on it.

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Haiku #292734

I wish I could see
     more of the light on the road
instead of the skies.

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Haiku #292735

You aren't reviewing
     the song in particular,
you're just playing it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292736

Or was it a melt?
     Croker always looks stressed out
You are kidding me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #258244

Yes. Is it likely?
     No. Is it worth altering
your daily life? No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292737

But that's the wrong thing
     to do, instead we should trust
in the rule of law.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292738

Kind of a wacky
     voice that speaks to my inner
child in a weird way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292740

The irony is
     that cover looks cool, I would
rather look at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292741

My second load in,
     an older woman started
for the Monday shift.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292742

That is correct but
     might not have the same nuance
in reality.

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Haiku #292743

Not best in history,
     but best of the entire
night without a doubt.

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Haiku #292744

Another problem
     is how much it wears you down
as the fight goes on.

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Haiku #292745

It's almost like you're
     acting as if you're too good
for the video.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292746

Even if I don't
     want to know, someone, somewhere,
spoils it anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292747

ok so if you
     have any common interests
with mine, lets be friends~!

Score: 0          

Haiku #292748

So if I was on
     27k I would now be offered
7k for full time work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292749

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292750

You're assuming there
     are millions of people on
the edge of revolt.

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Haiku #292751

No? You would have spent
     that money on something else
if not cigarettes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292752

Trump, What's heroin'?
     And I tell them look, we know
what heroin is.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292753

The way she pronounced
     "Latinos" suggests she is
actually Hispanic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292754

Again, they feel like
     normal enemies to me,
they drop very fast.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292755

See: Uzbek unleashed.
     It's also great for learning
how to play the game.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292756

No one here thinks "ooh
     Clinton isn't listed here,
so she must be clean".

Score: 0          

Haiku #292757

An equivalent
     would be traveling to city
Earth, in planet Earth.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292758

Roland pulls himself
     together, trying to remain
strong for his boyfriend.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292759

Surge protector or
     two maybe Always a knife
Who dates anymore?

Score: 0          

Haiku #292760

Last I checked, I can't
     set it as default, I can
only clear defaults.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292762

Focus on what you
     want out of the task and not
on the task itself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292763

This response tells you
     all you need to know about
Hillary fans, folks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292764

It's not that they aren't
     good, it's that the job is too
difficult for them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292765

That was dumb from Boyd
     Oh, look who's European
all of a sudden.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292766

It's so that people
     who have a threshold set don't
see useless comments.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292767

But the women were
     actual lesbians picked up
from lesbian bars.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292768

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292769

As I tend to go
     long bouts without eating it's
been a lifesaver.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292770

Are you trying to claim
     that guardian's injury
is a broken wrist?

Score: 0          

Haiku #292771

You are a stronger
     man than I if you only
drink Moxie (shudder).

Score: 0          

Haiku #292772

Unions are very
     powerful in those countries
(in Germany too).

Score: 0          

Haiku #292774

Man, not sure how hard
     is this but sure is something
to look forward to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292775

I really hope so.
     This stagnation is starting
to really scare me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292777

After all that is
     how they got to the Middle
East in the first place.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292778

Because the people
     on top of society
aren't pulling their weight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292779

His mom fried up some
     potato things and we made
chocolate chip cookies.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292780

Think I'll be ok
     to stock with that in order
to spend funds elsewhere?

Score: 0          

Haiku #292781

one does not simply
     attempt to helicopter
against a biplane.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292782

I'm just informing
     the masses that it is still
possible to play.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292783

I just don't know what
     else you expect or feel you
are entitled to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292784

You can literally
     shut down any discussion
with this reasoning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292785

You can see the blood
     oozing down the cape on those
trails near the bottom.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292786

6:05pm. There's no way
     I made the entire trip
home in one minute.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292787

And anything is
     possible, obviously.
The room *could* exist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292788

Second, who are you
     referring to with the "u"
and glass of water?

Score: 0          

Haiku #292789

Also, that God will
     always forgive someone who
repents for their sins.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292790

Haven't really looked
     into many other than
the ones I mentioned.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292791

Dakota Johnson
     appears to be following
in her whore footsteps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292792

Yeah, but its silly
     to say "Runs well" when it drops
on top tier hardware.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292793

But it's not something
     special that would be destroyed
by an easy mode.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292794

I don't hate either
     film but I don't really like
either film either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292795

The look on Reynolds
     face when he looked back and saw
the ball on the ground.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292796

The Phantom rose up
     and began the short journey
back to the Resolve.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292939

I never really
     thought about Australia Fair
or Pacific Fair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292940

Cloud9 is easiest
     for me to switch computers
with if I need to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292942

Before this, they could
     completely break a boss if
several were on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292943

And then suddenly
     Mario Peebles finds out
he's got cancer too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292944

Even then we check
     for that kind of stuff coming
into the country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292945

I'm a guy, how do
     I get a Texan cowboy
to have sex with me?

Score: 0          

Haiku #292946

She should have pinched his
     nipple to make it that much
more awkward for him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292947

If it is really
     vague and up in the air from
that, then I'll cancel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292948

He's more durable,
     sure (duh) but he's gonna be
killing way slower.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292949

-G. At least Olly
     had a logical reason
for wanting Jon dead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292950

Depends on what age
     you revert back to after
the six months is up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292951

I was applying
     coming out of a research
intensive program.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292952

Custom options like
     forced first person view, custom
police, stuff like that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292953

I'm hungry and I'm
     not even hungry Yes, you
have to report it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292954

Don't forget college
     loans, retirement savings
and cost of living.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292955

Having a job is
     something I'm not excited
for, but who isn't?

Score: 0          

Haiku #292956

Let me know your thoughts
     and feedback in the comments
during this test run.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292957

Because Dwight took his
     job seriously and didn't
want to fuck around.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292958

However, that could
     be the problem that played up
already of course.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292959

He made a career
     out of it despite never
going to college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292960

Your criticism
     is that crimes might be happening;
mine is that they are.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292961

Well, when they are done
     close to perfection, you get
away with them. Thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292962

And that's weird to me,
     like Fred is replaceable
because he's a twin.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292963

And every single
     site that lists this nonsense is
very dubious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292964

I love that when Paige
     shouts "THIS IS MY HOUSE" no one
in the crowd reacts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292965

It probably feels good
     to keep injecting but it's
not sustainable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292966

However, I do
     not have that ability
status to decide.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292967

Who's to say that if
     he survives he won't go out
and do it again?

Score: 0          

Haiku #292968

Myself for loving
     you He literally said it's
under construction.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292969

Even *then*. I felt
     like a right bitch, he seemed like
he needed a yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292970

Its almost like all
     these countries are just asking
for revolution.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292971

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292972

See you tomorrow.
     According to them, the most
competitive tier.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292973

I'm not sure what you're
     trying to ask or express here..
Thank you for the post!

Score: 0          

Haiku #292974

[removed] Yeah I think
     we'll sit back and try to hit
dortmund on the break.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292975

Or at least press hard
     enough that it's in solid
contact with the fret.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292976

I live on the East
     Coast so I am sure we will
get them at some point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292977

The only reason
     I don't is because of its
lack of extensions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292978

I'm not sure many
     teenage girls survived the whole
'end of the world' thing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292979

He's got good contact
     abilities, and just needs
to wait on his pitch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292980

Every official
     event I have been to went
off the released rules.

Score: 0          


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