Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #291793

The headache began
     to fade little by little.
"I never wore it.

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Haiku #291715

That's pretty funny.
     Hell, that probably is how Trump's
supporters see him.

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Haiku #291716

Don't get angry if
     propositioned in the street,
bar etc.

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Haiku #291717

If he was then I'd
     like to see him given him
some sort of story.

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Haiku #291718

none of the other
     crows are behaving like that.
What kind of pizza?

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Haiku #291719

THOSE DOGS GOT NO FEAR.
     I had this happen. I went
weeks without that dog.

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Haiku #291720

Please do not reply
     to this message, as it will
likely go unread.

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Haiku #291721

In my town you can
     touch a dancer everywhere
except for their crotch.

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Haiku #291722

Maybe Chelsea last
     year could be an exception
and this year Leicester.

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Haiku #291723

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #291724

Finally, you didn't
     call him gay, you say below
you called him a fag.

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Haiku #291725

He only stops things
     from attacking when he is
on the battlefield.

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Haiku #291726

[deleted] Fairly
     low, but chances improve if
you use a proxy.

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Haiku #291871

The second one is
     the freedom to live mostly
wherever I want.

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Haiku #291872

It's right on the AT.
     Good luck and let me know what
you decide to do!

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Haiku #291873

Is $30B in sex toy
     sales an accurate number
for one retailer?

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Haiku #291874

No I think the best
     thing that S2 introduced was
the two open maps.

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Haiku #291875

Maybe there could be
     wall inserts and stuff that can
only be found there.

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Haiku #291876

and collect all those
     pesky broken off mufflers
laying everywhere.

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Haiku #291877

It would depend on
     your skill level and how much
you're willing to spend.

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Haiku #291878

I've been married three
     times and could never be friends
with any of them.

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Haiku #291879

Red is tricky too.
     Things like forked bolt work but aren't
really impressive.

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Haiku #291881

These are both very
     pretty, and compliment each
other really well.

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Haiku #291882

Man, I would have loved
     to see a Gotham Vs
Metropolis scene.

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Haiku #291883

So just talk to him
     and suggest some therapy
for the both of you.

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Haiku #291884

Then, your transport would
     have switched Ice and Cake, as Ice
was now in your spot.

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Haiku #291885

I'm glad to hear you
     agree about the serving
over children thing.

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Haiku #291886

I would be praying
     for the ground to open up
and swallow me whole.

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Haiku #291887

With interest. That is
     why most small car damage is
never reported.

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Haiku #291888

Mussolini's rise
     to power was a largely
populist movement.

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Haiku #291889

And what do you mean
     by popular ideas
being unhealthy?

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Haiku #291890

I don't know that's just
     how I see it, could someone
explain it to me?

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Haiku #291891

After all, you didn't
     care about the movie, just
the commentary.

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Haiku #291892

Having better than
     average post- processing skills
is handy as well.

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Haiku #291893

Your nervous system
     is telling you body, "You
are under attack.

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Haiku #291894

Where is the threat here?
     He didn't even raise a fist.
He's just talking shit.

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Haiku #291895

Anyway, it's still
     nothing like the D2 grind, that's
for sure. I have not.

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Haiku #291896

No one cares about
     religious extremism?
You serious bro?

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Haiku #291897

The rush from those few
     perfectly placed shots makes up
for it though, imo.

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Haiku #291898

MY MISTAKE, FELLOW
     ROB- I MEAN HUMAN! HA HA
HA Where Brooklyn at?

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Haiku #291899

Because it's perfect."
     [deleted] Thank you. Nope, no
citation needed.

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Haiku #291900

Fire Kerr, they've gotten
     so much worse since December.
No, no relation.

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Haiku #291901

Maybe it is not
     your monsters that hold you back
but your strategy?

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Haiku #291902

Thank you for sharing
     your input and that's awesome
on your first order!

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Haiku #291903

Commands wont help you
     but I looked on a seed view
and there is one there.

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Haiku #291904

Right now Norwegian
     airlines is offering super
cheap flights to Europe.

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Haiku #291905

Probably Ellie from
     The Last Of Us and Manuel
from Grim Fandango.

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Haiku #291906

Sorry. Short version:
     State rules for delegates are
totally screwy.

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Haiku #291907

Man, seeing this last
     night I thought "I need to get
myself together".

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Haiku #291908

Aw, what a sweet face.
     There is no difference between
sex and gender though.

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Haiku #291909

Acting gets really
     tiring and it's making me
question everything.

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Haiku #291910

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #291911

I was shocked to find
     out Heather Anderson didn't
finish the fun run.

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Haiku #291912

Chat with her a few
     times about class related
stuff Then ask her out.

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Haiku #291913

I'm having a hard
     time now because I'm working
in the yard again.

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Haiku #291914

He has a point though.
     Death is just as important
as life in this world.

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Haiku #291915

Drunken guys are way
     more dangerous than drunken
girls, for example.

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Haiku #291916

I have NEVER been
     insulted or verbally
abused in Detroit.

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Haiku #291917

Sounds like a plan. Thanks.
     I was going to ask if
you've used it before.

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Haiku #291918

Car analogy
     did take me on a really
insightful ride tho.

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Haiku #291919

Anything you come
     up with, if you're able to!
what sizes my man?

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Haiku #291920

Hopefully? This is
     such a funny thing to read
when you are older.

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Haiku #291921

The film should make you
     *feel* something. In fact, it should
make you feel a lot.

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Haiku #291922

The doctor "advised
     highly against it" and said
he could but shouldn't.

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Haiku #291923

Will he wear something
     else for dates and weddings, or
is it just this shirt?

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Haiku #291924

I'll use the cones prop
     as a reference, as it has
two sizes of cones.

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Haiku #291925

And that stands for go
     fuck yourself, in case you want
to report that too.

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Haiku #291926

sucks that hawaii
     and alaska had theirs on
holiday weekend.

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Haiku #291927

Nice shot! Do you use
     your slide or turbo button
on the default keys?

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Haiku #291928

He looks a little
     young to be on his own just
yet, but omg!

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Haiku #291929

This is the exact
     strategy we used during
The Surge in Iraq.

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Haiku #291930

Once you figure out
     how to work the settings on
your amp you'll love it.

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Haiku #291931

Same manager, too.
     Even long term "winners" can
be just due to luck.

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Haiku #291932

if you're other trade
     doesn't work, how many bells
so you want for her?

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Haiku #291933

Is it really too
     difficult to put this stuff
in a garbage bin?

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Haiku #291934

So yeah, you don't had
     to install the whole base game
when you pay for it.

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Haiku #291935

Medicare for all.
     Access to education.
Basic human rights.

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Haiku #291936

I'd wait for this week
     and if it doesn't arrive
then I'd file a claim.

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Haiku #291937

I'm easy to get
     along and live with and good
with compromises.

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Haiku #291938

Repeat forever.
     Yes, a lot of people try
writing books like this.

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Haiku #291939

Sigh. There are very
     few men who fear sexual
assaults by women.

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Haiku #291940

S well I know what
     I'm doing next week Sure thing,
getting online now.

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Haiku #292084

They're only 150G each
     and there's versions for all stats
except for Movement.

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Haiku #292085

Cookies. [deleted]
     lol, I'm so glad it's
getting demolished.

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Haiku #292086

Wow, so the springs are
     pretty much doing the lift?
How does it work out?

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Haiku #292087

They either don't work
     hard or are dedicated
to twinkies Boo hoo?

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Haiku #292088

Check to make sure you
     dim them appropriately.
It's scary as hell.

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Haiku #292089

You haven't asked her
     because you don't want to "pry"
but that's not prying.

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Haiku #292090

Sometimes they alter
     the stats of certain players
so look out for that.

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Haiku #292091

She can maybe do
     better about replying
before deleting...

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Haiku #292092

Or is the outer
     sole really the only thing
that can be replaced.

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Haiku #292093

The Volcano ...oh,
     you said "good", not "oh good lord
this is so boring".

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Haiku #292094

So if Vancouver
     wins the lottery What's his
win ratio though?

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Haiku #292095

We're not robots. Sure,
     I can absolutely be
all of those things, too.

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Haiku #292096

Phil Hoffman, Daniel
     Day Lewis, Edward Norton.
Your name gets mentioned.

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Haiku #292097

The truth hurts. It's not
     that people don't deliver
low skill deserves things.

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Haiku #292098

No signal, data
     or cellular is turned off,
battery is dead.

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Haiku #292099

The test you took is
     to see if you understand
the material.

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Haiku #292100

There are only two
     conditions under which you
can learn something new.

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Haiku #292101

Pretty much how I'm
     feeling too, seems to be how
many on here feel.

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Haiku #292102

Rent always goes up
     to just above what min wage
people can afford.

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Haiku #292103

I tried a stop club
     when I was in my early
20's and HATED it.

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Haiku #292104

Here's the other thing:
     What's good for the goose is good
for the gander, right?

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Haiku #292105

Please do not engage
     in negative campaigning.
This is a warning.

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Haiku #292106

Last get a better
     pair of glasses that you think
looks great with your face.

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Haiku #292107

Kill my conscience, sell
     my soul, and work my way up
the corporate ladder.

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Haiku #292108

how much did it take?
     thanks, having the same problem
for a full day now.

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Haiku #292109

The problem isn't
     trans people, it's people who
abuse the system.

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Haiku #292110

That looks delicious!
     What brand do you buy, or was
that while dining out?

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Haiku #292111

They did sound fucking
     amazing I was upset
that they didn't work out.

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Haiku #292112

Fucking is easy?
     Fucking doesn't equal good
or bad parenting?

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Haiku #292113

I can't say I know
     what my daily intake was
before I started.

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Haiku #292114

against people who
     start the game day one with far
superior ships.

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Haiku #292115

The patience of Job.
     It's not the technical work
that will trip you up.

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Haiku #292116

It is a war crime
     and it doesn't disappear
when the sun goes down.

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Haiku #292117

Not everyone loves
     every critically acclaimed
or successful book.

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Haiku #292118

Letting everyone
     in unhindered is what brought
you into this mess.

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Haiku #292119

Just says unapproved
     stuff will be removed without
notice if its left.

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Haiku #292120

Also do you use
     the web hosting they offer?
I switch between them.

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Haiku #292121

That thing where he played
     the Queen's special guard made me
want to kill myself.

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Haiku #292122

after seeing what
     your Skeleton Crew Mavs did
and you predict that?

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Haiku #292123

So I feel I can
     afford to splurge a bit here
trying for Save the Queen.

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Haiku #292124

And while he always
     threatened to kill her, that's not
that easy actually.

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Haiku #292125

Have first law ready
     to go after I finish
Gentleman Bastard.

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Haiku #292126

I mean really fast.
     And then eat my meal, too, You
joke, but that's my life.

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Haiku #292127

You Can't exactly
     go off and do your own thing
when you feel like it.

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Haiku #292129

I thought that the queens
     were supposed to be on their
respective colors?

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Haiku #292130

You can't keep saying
     that without giving any
proof or reasoning.

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Haiku #327782

Charlie goes Captain
     America all over
everybody's ass.

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Haiku #292131

Then they all decide
     to go for the same target
all of a sudden.

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Haiku #292132

Doubt anymore would
     have legit reasons to not
be vaccinated.

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Haiku #292133

Most of the people
     answering here seem to be
in lab sciences.

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Haiku #292134

I might check it out
     after it's come out, but I'm
not holding out hope.

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Haiku #292135

When I was an Au
     Pair, when we went out to eat,
we had a system.

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Haiku #292136

[removed] You have some
     valid points however you
should read the study.

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Haiku #292137

Maybe you should ask
     yourself what that says about
*you* instead of me.

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Haiku #292138

If you are able
     to just show the title screen,
I would believe you.

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Haiku #292139

I would say you'd be
     fine with some summer dresses,
shorts, etc.

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Haiku #292140

As inquisitor?
     Really? Wouldn't you get fucked
without evasion?

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Haiku #292141

That store's basically
     Europe's entire clothing
range in one building.

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Haiku #292142

Hope everyone gets
     as much cheap Easter chocolate
as they can stomach!

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Haiku #292143

I'd play with it yes,
     but I'd probably never want
to rely on it.

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Haiku #292144

Trust me when I say
     that they always feel different,
yet they always leave.

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Haiku #292145

NOT... unless you are
     aware your kid can handle
such themes which some aren't.

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Haiku #292146

I'd call up friends who
     hate their jobs, and we could all
travel together.

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Haiku #292147

Can confirm. My mom
     bought a parrot from Parrot
Mountain, Tennessee.

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Haiku #292148

No, kid, the law treats
     cyclists like cars and they just
have to deal with it.

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Haiku #292149

Why you gotta bring
     the skin color of the bull's
anus into this?

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Haiku #292150

What mic stand is that?
     Nice setup. That's the problem
with Trump supporters.

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Haiku #292151

Totally agree
     about oil being a pain
to use and clean up.

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Haiku #292152

It's grose. Actually, some
     alliances throw free ships
at all their members.

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Haiku #292297

God I wish it was
     more normal and accepted
by society...

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Haiku #292298

So without causing
     any internet fights, can
I ask why? NO U?

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Haiku #292299

Personally, do you
     think the market is going
to stay at this temp?

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Haiku #292300

The potatoes would
     not spare me, given the choice.
I will not spare them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292301

Thanks a ton if you
     respond, loved the video
and amazing work!

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Haiku #292302

That the people who
     run the government also
run the businesses.

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Haiku #292303

You put forth items
     that proved my point, all merges
are zipper merges.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292304

Human eggs come out
     during a period, just
like chicken eggs do.

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Haiku #292305

And it didn't come off
     as funny to me, which was
probably the intent.

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Haiku #292307

That was a dealer
     being shitty or we don't
have the full story.

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Haiku #292308

And by that I mean
     organized religion is
so very corrupt.

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Haiku #292309

I wanted to see
     what your point of view was but
the link was empty.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292310

A good captain bans
     relevant heroes, which is
missing in all pick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292311

Lacking a better
     term for it, English is not
my native language.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292312

It's actually very
     unlikely a jury would
be seated for this.

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Haiku #292313

It just looks off, not
     sure what it is tho liquid
op Are there more rules?

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Haiku #292314

Indeed, It feels good
     to know that you have allies
in this hidden war!

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Haiku #292315

I missed that and am
     still confused as to what their
play with Frank was Yup.

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Haiku #292316

hi there I assume
     you mean that I'm not among
those who disappeared.

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Haiku #292317

I was planning on
     getting a decant of that,
sounds so refreshing!

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Haiku #292318

That's the only song
     I liked by them until their
most recent album.

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Haiku #292319

After that I will
     be free to go to exam
season ^^^Yay ^^^finals!

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Haiku #292320

I wish my girl would
     do this but she is squeamish
about cum eating.

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Haiku #292321

I don't want to stay
     "I don't know" that wouldn't be
very valuable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292323

That term might not be
     exactly correct for what
I am intending.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292324

Short, one paragraph
     summary in the second
to last paragraph.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292325

Egypt is either
     back to square one, or maybe
square negative one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292326

Some preferences are
     okay to keep to yourself.
Just so damn ANGRY!

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Haiku #292327

The important thing
     is as simple as finding
someone to listen.

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Haiku #292328

Growing up, Jews were
     rarely mentioned, but Israel
was always hated.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292329

Please tell me why Busch
     campus if you want to live
close to your courses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292330

Which he had better,
     no one got a no kill rule
in his world but him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292331

Didn't we both get Groove
     Coaster at around the same
time or something though?

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Haiku #292332

It's what anyone
     who loves you would want for you.
Don't forget the fluff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292333

Thank goodness people
     still see that the child should be
first priority.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292334

It treats a fever
     and pain, and if you have those
two things, its perfect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292335

What about us who
     are skinny? Fat? Ugly? Plain?
Intellectuals?

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Haiku #292337

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292338

Just that she doesn't
     want babies around because
she doesn't like them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292339

Some of these are not
     even first discoveries
by Europeans.

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Haiku #292340

How ever since there
     is no monthly fee I don't
know what they would do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292341

Not yet It shouldn't,
     but it definitely should
be in the future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292342

So are you actually
     getting pretty good damage
out of your setup?

Score: 0          

Haiku #292343

Fuck this prick. The fact
     that this douche makes 62K a year
is more enraging.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292344

Overall, it just
     feels like a challenge and more
engaging and fun.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292345

I can't imagine
     the chinese people will take
this quietly, though.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292346

For a name... Midnight?
     Blue terror? Don't disagree
with any of that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292347

In most states that's not
     true, the legal age to view
is often sixteen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292348

You need to account
     for them raising their arms or
using catapults.

Score: 0          

Haiku #292349

Either way, squeezing
     off a few always makes me
feel on top of things.

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