Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #288709

Most importantly,
     don't be hard on yourself, it's
not your fault Cool man!

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Haiku #288710

My family's thoughts go
     out to you and your country.
The world is with you.

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Haiku #288711

Just food for thought, I'm
     just taking a guess based on
your most played heroes.

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Haiku #288712

when they have a job
     to pay for it then they can
have one... Well, kind of.

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Haiku #288713

I would also say
     that your portfolio is
rather low on bonds.

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Haiku #288714

We have a moral
     responsibility do
not commit such acts.

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Haiku #288715

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #288716

We got [[Thought Vessel]]
     already, this nonsense is
for the drafting crowd.

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Haiku #288717

If you have a crock
     pot, do the caveman keto
buffalo chicken.

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Haiku #288718

Every day you get
     up out of bed, is in it's
own way a victory.

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Haiku #288719

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #288720

The dogs were nice but
     everyone gives you weird looks
if you're nice to them.

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Haiku #288721

That way, your reference
     is something to copy, but
something to guide you.

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Haiku #288722

He must be doing
     something right as he's forced Tom
Fox to leave! Hi there!

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Haiku #288723

It's probably only
     really effective if you
sit right next to her.

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Haiku #288725

In the meantime you
     can pick up [the paperback
for Journal One here.

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Haiku #288726

Yeah that's what I was
     thinking, because otherwise
I've been fucking up.

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Haiku #288728

Listening to something
     like Caravan Palace would
get you weird looks mate.

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Haiku #288729

Nothing is true We're
     talking about real life buff
dudes not trained fighters.

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Haiku #288730

Cause I know she'd do
     some deviant shot to me
and I don't like it.

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Haiku #288731

Someone I've never
     really spoken to noticed
my gains yesterday.

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Haiku #288732

If you have even
     just plastic shopping bags, you
can double bag things.

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Haiku #288733

I almost *never*
     have to pop ibuprofen
for a pounding head.

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Haiku #288734

Let me know if there's
     anything else it would help
for me to answer!

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Haiku #288735

Calmly roll back from
     chair, stroll across the room, smash
door on the way out.

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Haiku #288736

Seriously, fuck
     everyone else opinions.
I agree and don't.

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Haiku #288737

The refugees are
     mostly from the Middle East
or from Africa.

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Haiku #288738

[deleted] Sidney
     Crosby drives the speed limit
in the passing lane.

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Haiku #288739

I can pretty much
     guess what each conversation
contained lol.

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Haiku #288740

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT
     THEIR ZOMBIE MOVIE? Sorry,
I don't mean to shout.

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Haiku #288741

Lots of great events
     at Bidwell and Delaware
Parks throughout the year.

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Haiku #288742

Not surprised though, these
     dudes have always had trouble
sticking together.

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Haiku #288743

While it is labeled
     as a riskier pill, don't
be frightened by it.

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Haiku #288744

Some folks don't realize
     you still have to do the work
and the nutrition.

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Haiku #288745

oh yeh and they take
     this bus ride most days and act
this way every time.

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Haiku #288746

Unless Clinton dies
     or gets caught making child porn
she's the nominee.

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Haiku #288747

He's one of the *best*
     physicians I have ever
worked with in my life.

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Haiku #288748

You should also be
     drawing on a larger scale
at this point, I think.

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Haiku #288749

Samuels bones were
     breaking inside of April
and he was in pain.

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Haiku #288750

They're beautiful!! :D
     Thank you very much!! :D Thanks
for the trade, I will!

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Haiku #288752

Yes? You're in a dream!
     Yeah and she's been president
as long as you have.

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Haiku #288895

Archie has the right
     to go vote on any sub
we wants, as do you.

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Haiku #288896

For trade posts, [H] must
     start the title (come before
[W]). **Scammers.

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Haiku #288897

The key is to make
     sure you're going perfectly
straight over a jump.

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Haiku #288898

I personally keep
     all mine on an encrypted
external hard drive.

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Haiku #288899

Any one of these
     would end with me on a list.
That's right, fuck China.

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Haiku #288900

I spent most of grade
     school and junior high being
picked on or ignored.

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Haiku #288901

Yeah, I used Repels
     constantly, but that was still
annoying as fuck.

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Haiku #288902

Have a look at who
     first decided "I know, I'll
insult this person".

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Haiku #288903

Personally... I'm not
     super impressed with the way
she did the color.

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Haiku #288904

Same. I tried to learn,
     but everybody else seemed
to just collect too.

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Haiku #288905

I'm so glad Herman
     Cain backed up Trump and put these
people in their place.

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Haiku #288906

Or like I'm sitting
     on a bench and someone walks
past staring at me.

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Haiku #288907

I guess it's too old
     and they can't figure out how
to make it free play).

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Haiku #288908

Lol. Car terms
     non car people make up are
always amusing.

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Haiku #288909

Then he got kicked out.
     I don't really remember
what his discharge was.

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Haiku #288910

Thanks for all the help!
     Complimentary honey
bear bong comes with it.

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Haiku #288911

YOU inferred racial
     undertones because you chose
to see it as such.

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Haiku #288912

Using audio
     rate modulation gives some
really nice effects.

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Haiku #288913

Seems that article
     is not that accurate by
the responses here.

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Haiku #288914

On the moon, where there's
     no atmosphere, it would fall
back into the car.

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Haiku #288915

It just sounds better.
     [removed] Hi! This is something
that's on our radar.

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Haiku #288916

he doesn't even
     need the gun for that he can
make fire from his hands.

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Haiku #288917

If they start acting
     like dicks I call for a cab
or talk to their friends.

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Haiku #288918

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

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Haiku #288919

Shit. Ospina was
     playing really well too. Damn.
Really unlucky.

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Haiku #288920

[deleted] You are
     meat that fancies itself more
than meat. That is all.

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Haiku #288921

She was amazing
     and beautiful when she talked
about the pill thing.

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Haiku #288922

Until you can make
     people less lazy, that's not
really going change.

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Haiku #288923

They're either not done
     or go through multiple hops,
almost guaranteed.

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Haiku #288924

Doomsday had spikes on
     his chest and Superman flies
to his chest with spear.

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Haiku #288925

Why the fuck are you
     driving around with a car
that's not up to code?

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Haiku #288926

So umm, how do you
     get your chair to the office
if you take a train?

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Haiku #288927

Anyone who thinks
     this is better is cock deep
in their nostalgia.

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Haiku #288928

Don't you get kicked from
     the game if you start it from
another PC?

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Haiku #288929

a nice change of pace
     recently compared to their
other installments.

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Haiku #288930

In Dirt: Rally you
     can turn off the wheel or just
the arms. Adding in.

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Haiku #288931

Unless you got those
     your application will not
even be processed.

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Haiku #288932

At that point you would
     never be able to smell
the shit anyway.

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Haiku #288933

Plus, I'd personally
     prefer the more macabre
tone for a movie.

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Haiku #288934

[removed] I would not
     recommend the level stop
for first time players.

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Haiku #288935

Totally relate.
     Bought the A10 7700K from a friend,
got it for good price.

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Haiku #288936

Yeah, I'm more impressed
     by the functioning Chinooks
than by the Jaeger.

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Haiku #288937

She doesn't even
     consider losing weight, let
alone working out.

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Haiku #288938

At worst, give them one
     last vote as a parting gift
that they don't deserve.

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Haiku #288939

If not then what makes
     you think that you can speak on
those people's behalf?

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Haiku #288940

Imagine the bad
     that could be done with something
like this amazing.

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Haiku #288941

I'll definitely
     tune in to C4 over Sky
for the live races.

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Haiku #288942

He's just avoiding
     the whole thing (vanishing when
the pressure is on).

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Haiku #288943

You don't have to pay
     and you could just stay in jail
waiting for your trial.

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Haiku #288944

The way it is now
     for people who are better
at moving than you.

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Haiku #288945

But every other
     form of birth control just seems
like so much work. Plus.

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Haiku #288946

Cos I don't believe
     you No, that's not it, I would
have recognized that.

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Haiku #288947

Better just save up
     money and buy it if you
still enjoy the game.

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Haiku #288948

When I was in high
     school I had a girl who was
enamored with me.

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Haiku #288949

If you have something
     pop into your mind. Don't stop.
Just realize it's there.

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Haiku #288950

Now, lack of consent
     in a man is a human
rights violation.

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Haiku #288951

It never even
     registered to me to dwell
on what it could be.

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Haiku #288952

Suggestions? I looked
     for the original sent
to address (helix).

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Haiku #288953

Also if you don't
     want Starbucks knowing your name,
use a "coffee name".

Score: 0          

Haiku #288954

Yes, those were the good
     old days, and Todd and the Gang
were a part of it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288955

Thanks for the heads up
     on Union Burger, I've been
eyeing that place up!

Score: 0          

Haiku #288956

Four years and the Paul
     supporters are still crying.
No? I missed nothing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288957

The *first one* that is
     I have other outfits though,
Gotta mix it up.

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Haiku #288958

Officials expect
     the death toll to rise sharply
over the weekend.

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Haiku #288959

went and bought an m4
     and all of a sudden I'm
ripping through people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288960

[deleted] I'm sure
     most people would like to save
money over time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288961

It's different from what
     you're used to but you might find
you like it better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288962

I have a Cobra
     so I didn't need another
performance type car.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288963

Seriously, what's
     going on? They are children.
Stay away from it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289107

Games today, well, no
     wonder the younger people
can't stop playing them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289108

He shot him several
     times then proceeded to shoot
himself in the head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289109

Throw in another
     long or easy day in there
for fun if you want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289110

I may have to run
     away but I may also
be able to fight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289111

This isn't Star Trek,
     we don't have a cure for these
types of psychopaths.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289112

How could it? It's hard
     to be friends with someone who's
rooting against you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289113

I don't really care.
     I have other ties to more
important people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289114

Find someone to let
     your emotions out, I'm here
to talk anytime.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289115

I think you are trying
     to ask me if humans can
breathe under water.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289116

However, he is
     not in the circle of trust,
so it's a moot point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289117

They can interpret
     their spirituality
however they wish.

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Haiku #289118

I was even more
     interested in prison fisk
over crime Lord fisk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289119

Sera (water one)
     is specially effective there.
Also, use colleen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289120

However, just like
     you can't refute my statement,
I can't refute yours.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289121

Now go bitch about
     Ant pointing out pavement ape
crime stats, beta boy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289122

If you really think
     the Islam is the problem
you're delusional.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289123

Draw pencil hash marks
     all over the slab so you
can gauge your progress.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289124

Particularly
     pleased that I found a nearly
perfect matching cloak.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289125

If what you're using
     now doesn't give you any
issues, stick with it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289126

I was in the same
     boat as you and thought he was
just making shit up.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289127

If you are playing
     regular guitar, you might
not find an issue.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289128

You might not know it's
     sand, but you are seeing it.
Same with the atoms.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289129

God damn it Harry
     always sneaking into these
threads RIP [cursed blade] Yup!

Score: 0          

Haiku #289130

Ah I gotcha, yes
     he was one of the streamers
I watched for a bit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289131

I also came here
     to mention Colorado
Mountain Brewery.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289132

Also, things tended
     towards an equilibrium.
EVE has shown this too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289133

if you ever planned
     on purchasing anything,
now would be the time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289134

But I indeed think
     the new Health app is useless
without a MS Band.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289135

Assuming there was
     election fraud, it wouldn't
only hurt Sanders.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289136

I've also noticed
     the Bengals and giants are
becoming scarce too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289137

Meanwhile the wild geese,
     high in the clean blue air, are
heading home again.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289139

Reversing requires
     extreme measures if it is
even possible.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289140

I mean. What. Don't send
     people there without shoving
the sidebar on them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289141

I can totally
     get why your grief is different
than you might expect.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289142

Seriously how
     hard is it to time New Day's
claps to the music?

Score: 0          

Haiku #289143

A slogan for those
     against the use of slogans.
(Im done I promise.)

Score: 0          

Haiku #289144

That doesn't mean you're
     not trying to get your dick touched
by other people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289145

I totally missed
     that event and I'm super
interested in one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289146

Also, talk about
     being overly concerned
with female pleasure.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289147

It's a humorous
     presentation, not a good
way to teach concepts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289148

The desperation
     seems to have been coming out
the past few years too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289149

Then he proceeded
     to show his classmates and steal
quiet kids thunder.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289150

Lived in Washington
     metro area during
the sniper shootings.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289151

No idea what
     I will buy next since they don't
make them anymore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289152

I meant the opposite.
     People seem to have misread,
I apologize.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289153

You can usually
     find it at Advance, Auto
Zone, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289154

Uh, have you been on
     the internet since Bernie
started campaigning?

Score: 0          

Haiku #289155

She wants you to look
     below her so she can shine.
I hate that so much.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289156

I'd love to see them
     adapt something like The Long
Halloween or Hush.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289157

Feels like they take you
     out of the story rather
than enhancing it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289158

Unless I break, then
     I become worthless. To be
thrown out and replaced.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289159

I give you a year
     long cease fire and its still not
good enough for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289160

It is a little
     strange that once you spent money,
you got a weapon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289161

I'm still somewhat new
     to the game, but I don't see
the problem really.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289162

The chance that it may
     work better this time is not
very comforting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289163

I'm not listening!" Look,
     go see the movie if you
want to. Plenty will.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289164

I expect the same
     treatment in a game they're good
at and I suck at.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289165

But I'll let that slide
     as it was much earlier
in development.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289166

Throw it on the floor
     and stomp on it while screaming
"FOR THE EMPEROR!!!!"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #289168

Drew Galloway is
     also from there so I guess
that makes him Big Cass.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289169

"He's looking for you."
     Ridley Scott has a pretty
mixed track record too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289170

Sure, there's grind involved.
     But it's fun grind. I enjoy
the Challenge missions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289171

Nintendo fans will
     just buy anything written
Nintendo on it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289172

Just manually
     make ur schedule, you can prob
get a better one.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289173

I'm pretty sure some
     idiot will bring this up
in tonight's match thread.

Score: 0          

Haiku #10343

Your idea is
     OK, but not possible
in reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289174

Then it's all over
     until the next long rest, but
totally worth it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289175

She wanted to go
     to the casino but is
more than an hour late?

Score: 0          

Haiku #289176

There's a clan sub where
     people group up and I've mad
some good friends on too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289177

I HATE this logic.
     You basically saying "it's
okay that we're whores!

Score: 0          

Haiku #289318

Sorry had to leave
     early, was cool though DO YOU
SEE!? This is silly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289319

[removed] No, one side
     is saying "CONSPIRACY
AGAINST ST BERNARD!!!!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #289320

I know they're working
     on it, but I haven't heard
anything lately.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289321

law enforcement has
     *always* had the right to search
with a court order.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289322

Since you're always on
     your way, there's no need to stop
and think about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289323

If you want to know
     what a "W" looks like,
go to libya.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289324

Bounties aren't actually
     part of the system, so you
won't be forced to pay.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289325

Also thought they were
     underrated before buff,
now its just mayhem.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289326

It's called milk [removed]
     Makes you wonder if Cruz begged
Jeb or vice versa.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289327

Kid was a nightmare
     at home until we got her
into therapy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289328

Awesome single track.
     Probably about an hour north
and east of Philly.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289329

Agreed. Or just leave
     the gun the hell alone when
cops get on the scene.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289330

he also isn't
     exactly sure what he wants
to do with his life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289331

Inspires what old be
     orators like to you the?
He is talked about.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289332

Congratulations!
     You deserve the grades and you
deserve happiness.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289333

So while this is great,
     it kills some of the replay
value this game has.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289334

It was a privilege
     to have her, and I wish more
teachers were like her.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289335

I buy supporter
     packs then wait for the armour
sets to go on sale.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289336

It's invaluable
     in situations like these.
#ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Score: 0          

Haiku #289337

But I stepped away,
     and gave him space to repair
the relationship.

Score: 0          

Haiku #289338

My *best fucking friend*
     and I spoke once every two
months for like, three years.

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