Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #287949

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287950

There are people on
     both sides who don't understand
anything Trump says.

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Haiku #287951

It is an *offer*
     for children to have a safe
space if they need it.

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Haiku #287952

If it's just switching
     the traffic pretty sure you'll
need a mirror port.

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Haiku #287953

Okay! No problem.
     I just grabbed the high static
pressure 140s for mine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287954

Maybe someone else
     identifies with the traps
that stunted their growth.

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Haiku #287955

Usually it turns
     out to be a missed edge case
or something like that.

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Haiku #287956

If you ever need
     someone to talk to, you can
always message me.

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Haiku #287957

Growing older tends
     to bring with it a greater
self confidence too.

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Haiku #287958

[deleted] I'm from
     Canada, but currently
living in Europe.

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Haiku #287959

It usually takes
     the form of San animal.
Wow that's pretty cool!

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Haiku #287960

So what price do you
     want to decide to sell it?
I really doubt that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287961

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287962

However he's now
     changed his tune, and says this is
where we need to be.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287963

Thanks a lot man you're
     the best, is it possible
to do this again?

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Haiku #287964

Just make sure that you're
     obsessive about safety.
Bates Motel Bullshit.

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Haiku #287965

I can't wait to be
     able to land on planets.
They already are.

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Haiku #287966

Weather. Ann Arbor
     gets brutally cold during
November through March.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287967

Hoping I didn't miss
     you when you were online but
sorry if I did!

Score: 0          

Haiku #287968

i hope someone will
     make a open world, i would
buy it instantly.

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Haiku #287969

It only really
     shows on things like Cyclone, Frost
Blades or Heavy Strike.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287970

all over the face.
     You will be surprised at how
dirty the pad gets.

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Haiku #287971

I don't think Mr
     Neil asked for a barman but
my word he got served.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287972

Ok, I don't get
     tons of kills, but how they say:
*"mission accomplished!

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Haiku #287973

Everyone you know
     is clearly an idiot.
[removed] Lol.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287974

Practice answering
     interview questions with friend
or family member.

Score: 0          

Haiku #287975

What forest? Hello????!!!"
     It did also nosedive hard
once the left wing stalled.

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Haiku #287976

the real joke is all
     the "professional" players
that fake injuries.

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Haiku #287977

It can get pretty
     horrific towards the end though,
you gotta admit.

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Haiku #287978

No fin as the end
     Like they do in foreign films
Yeah, that's the ticket.

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Haiku #287979

Then for mechanics,
     the mechanically inclined,
and the very rich.

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Haiku #287980

Completely spot on
     about the variations
and endgame content.

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Haiku #287981

TEAM. ^ENTIRE. ^TEAM.
     ^^ENTIRE. ^^TEAM. ^^^ENTIRE.
^^^TEAM. ^^^^ENTIRE. ^^^^TEAM.

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Haiku #287982

^TEAM. ^^ENTIRE. ^^TEAM.
     ^^^ENTIRE. ^^^TEAM. ^^^^ENTIRE.
^^^^TEAM. ^^^^^ENTIRE. ^^^^^TEAM.

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Haiku #242007

And I said he was
     similar to W.
Bush specifically.

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Haiku #288260

I figured baby
     is set for life, literally
with blankets and bibs.

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Haiku #288261

One step at a time,
     yes, but my path is always
bumpy, long and hard.

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Haiku #288262

Its how far that best
     character is away from
the rest of the cast.

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Haiku #288263

Abuse it. This is
     you having them as a pawn.
They're expendable.

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Haiku #288264

I don't mind too much
     not being able to ride
up a waterfall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288265

...And because they are
     completely incompetent
and should be fired.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288266

It could be something
     else but that was the first thing
that popped out to me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288267

Israel), And so on.
     Rich people vary, just like
regular people.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288268

This is a question
     for your doctor, not strangers
on the internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288269

You smell delicious...
     You feel delicious... Would you
mind if I taste you?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288270

Think you should have logged
     out of your sister's account
before posting this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288271

Take a picture if
     you want, and we can tell you
if I you need to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288272

Was one of the big
     reasons I felt regret on
not getting tickets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288273

I mean, is that all
     she was hired for, to pump
up other wrestlers?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288274

No authority,
     but the feeling that there's still
this known way to live.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288275

If you want to see
     some bands in the tents you will
have to make a choice.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288276

Thanks for the heads up
     on the modifications
for the extensions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288277

I'll give it a go
     in the morning and see if
I can make it work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288278

I wish lol
     Well hello. Didn't realize you
were active on here.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288279

I'll check out these links
     later, but I don't really
think I'll be convinced.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288280

Now today I just
     received the news and then go
to take my exam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288281

They're great for pretty
     much any season, and go
really well with jeans.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288282

Yeah, the accounts I've
     checked and tagged do nothing but
link to their website.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288283

After a quick search
     on the unity forums,
I came across this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288284

It's like these people
     never saw a tit before
with all the fawning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288285

We can be content
     with where we are, and hopeful
about what's ahead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288286

She says she forgives
     the student and he was just
being a dumb kid.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288287

You certainly may!
     I'm accepting your trade now,
and happy Meek Week!

Score: 0          

Haiku #288288

Plus im pretty sure
     the moderator have warned
you once already.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288289

Maybe he was struck
     with violent diarrhea
just before leaving.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288290

Winters run I think.
     Run around the ember caves
till the taken spawn.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288291

Thanks. Normally herb bong
     will have an angled stem, not
always, but normally.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288292

He was in pretty
     bad shape and the hotel room
was a disaster.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288293

You're just wrong. Why are
     you even reading this sub
if you feel that way?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288294

Whenever I drive
     by people I stare at them
smiling with a smirk.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288295

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288296

This is the reason
     why I own my own washing
machine and dryer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288297

He would offer me
     trips, lunches, dinners, parties,
gifts, etc.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288298

This would depend on
     your perceived independence
and your own interest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288299

Either way I would
     have thought last night was the more
attainable win.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288300

Tonight? Eh. They will
     have to come out like rabid
raccoons on cocaine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288301

I've had really good
     experiences with Mark
Miller subaru.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288302

The second was set
     to strike at John himself when
he was still a child.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288303

And moreover you
     can't help others when you are
in the shit yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288304

Just be smart and don't
     flaunt your possessions if you
don't want them stolen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288305

Most assuredly,
     there are others who share his
frustration, correct?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288306

But yeah, depends if
     you are gonna go in ranked
ASAP. Cheers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288307

I can't even pop
     all of them. Just the knuckles.
Wow that is unreal!

Score: 0          

Haiku #288308

Simple answer is
     because trophy is easy
to manipulate.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288309

Censor everything
     you don't like in a country
founded on free speech.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288310

When they add those lips
     stand up tall when you reach them
and you'll clear them all!

Score: 0          

Haiku #288311

God knows why women
     stop sucking, they just refuse
for a while sometimes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288312

[deleted] He's just
     angry people call him Tom.
Wow, just wonderful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288313

But yeah even when
     I'm not in game, I barely
hear it. I agree.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288314

Also, it can mark
     your location and come close,
flying behind hills.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288315

Right now I think they're
     arguing over just how
illegal it was.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288316

That sub never seemed
     to gain any traction from
either pro or con.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288317

It's either slightly
     mangy, or simply shedding
for the hot weather.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288318

He has made his own
     money and has a little
family money too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288319

Just because you are
     born in a stable, doesn't
mean you are a horse.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288320

Attractiveness: Plain.
     Sexuality: Straight. Traits:
Neutral, Good, Neutral.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288321

Attractiveness: Plain.
     Sexuality: Straight. Traits:
Neutral, Neutral, Bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288322

Traits: Neutral, Neutral,
     Bad. **Celena:** Strength: Average.
Attractiveness: Plain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288323

Gawker got that much
     out of compensatory
damages alone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288324

If on the other
     hand we treat them as objects,
we too are objects.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288325

Imagine Smoke or
     Thatcher talking shit in their
thick English accents.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288326

Also, playing on
     your native resolution
and refresh rate helps.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288327

A bit pricier,
     but I know a few have no
broker fee like mine.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288328

Its a shame they gave
     up on it because it had
so much potential.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288469

Some of the mistakes
     which bother others, I find
rather endearing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288470

Bernie is going
     to stay in but will probably
not be president.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288471

What really makes me
     cringe is that shitty art style
with the awful fonts.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288472

So I set a voice
     activated recorder
and caught some good gems.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288473

Running into bugs
     is completely normal if
you're signed up for this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288474

He can't give you one
     because even he doesn't
want to read his book.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288475

[removed] Character
     building should take place without
those wishes in mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288476

[deleted] this is
     why players dive Only if
you're an idiot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288477

I'm not anymore,
     just haven't gotten around
to changing my flair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288478

Tennessee You go
     sit in the corner and think
about what you've said!

Score: 0          

Haiku #288479

I know the pain man,
     happens all the time to me
[deleted] Threaten?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288480

Right now it's mainly
     trap music being released
like Future, Yung Thug.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288481

Wow. That's a pretty
     awesome score for a first mech!
Welcome to the club!

Score: 0          

Haiku #288482

He's probably going
     to show off the physical
versions to his friends.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288483

I think it's because
     she's only been played Support
by professionals.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288484

There is also too
     many effect and the slow
music doesn't help.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288485

We still have elders
     alive today that lived through
that reality.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288486

I hate how this sub
     jumps on conclusions after
nothing has been shown.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288488

It's OK. I don't
     really have a good reason
for legal travel.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288489

This is not legal
     advice but I'd suggest you
start with the police.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288490

Be grateful for what
     you have as there are billions
who want what you have.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288491

Oh, and Malcolm had
     his own idol already.
That's savage as hell.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288492

That didn't faze me much
     but the guy breathing through his
throat made me feel sick.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288493

Oh and the key worked
     like a charm How do you like
the silicone mask?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288494

In fact, Athens is
     one of the safest major
cities in Europe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288495

Quiet, them folks don't
     like any of that hocus
pocus science stuff.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288496

I'll bet those hours don't
     exactly add up as much
as you think they do.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288497

I'm going to stay
     under my calories all
weekend with no "cheats".

Score: 0          

Haiku #288498

From a distance? No.
     Penetrating power? No.
Stopping power? No.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288499

As far as hackers,
     who's to say that stuff isn't
occurring also.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288500

There's another bid
     site that uses the hobby
lobby parking lot).

Score: 0          

Haiku #288501

The local peak oil
     and economic troubles
were second to that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288502

I'm sorry this guy
     will probably never even
get to step one, OP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288503

Next you'll get a phone
     call asking if a million
bucks a month seems fair.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288504

especially in guild
     wars where slot are limited.
Theo is worth it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288505

She sits with all her
     sorority sisters, but
I'll get over it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288506

My dad's car has been
     broken into multiple
times throughout my life.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288507

I'm sorry for not
     believing Yes, and he was
thoroughly punished.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288508

You look physically
     tired bags under your eyes
and very skinny.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288509

It doesn't exist
     folks, people do get equal
pay for equal work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288511

Like for example,
     something that looked like a cat
dart across the floor.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288512

There are entire
     classes of weapons that are
literally useless.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288513

If that were the case,
     we would barely be speaking
English anymore.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288514

when in the books does
     Fitz and Fools relationship
really start to show?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288515

Put bacon on sheet,
     cut bell peppers in half- drop
eggs in bell peppers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288516

If such a system
     really exists and gets turned
into a product.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288517

Maybe someone can
     chime in on how to view feeds
from a computer.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288518

Closed him down outside
     the sticks. Gave him no angle.
But not all of them?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288519

Most of the time, if
     you talked about the eight seed,
[you'd get one of these.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288520

Are you... asking why
     people are responsible
for their own actions?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288521

Or maybe not more
     structured, but more form fitting.
This is my struggle.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288522

And what happens when,
     not if, this master key falls
into the wrong hands?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288523

Sorry for playing
     the hero as intended,
you fucking moron.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288524

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288525

hello a friend here,
     I bought 100k whips coz they are
gonna go up soon.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288526

EDIT: Not sure how
     I got "the baby doesn't
have to be your **Soul**.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288527

They're different than yours,
     ours are in a tomato
sauce that's not as sweet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288528

I mean, I shouldn't
     be surprised, but I didn't think
if would be this bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288529

but i generally
     switch that to a firm yes or
no the week before.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288530

What?! Fair, the only
     reason I know the term is
for orb walking. Wow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288531

Though many learn just
     enough to say I don't speak
english, in english!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #288533

Don't forget you can
     bounce between different channels
to check for horses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288534

If you could return
     Jay and Dan to Canada,
that would be great. "Yes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288535

If you like Asian
     style foods I might have a few
suggestions for ya.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288536

It was always some
     guy's cousin who bought it off
this old Chinese dude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288537

BABA MAD AH [](#BORT)
     I seem to have forgotten,
what happened with that?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288538

I do a toned down
     version of the musical
numbers on my couch.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288539

[deleted] Great, now
     I have to put the song on
loop for the next hour.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288540

"I wouldn't say no
     to accompanying you
back North, if you wish.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288681

Letting people do
     their fucking job doesn't mean
you cut your balls off.

Score: 0          

Haiku #254257

Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
     Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288682

There are tones of scales
     that can be used and are used
in today's music.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288683

My folks didn't much care
     what I did with the money
as long as I worked.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288684

I think we can both
     agree it's silly blueprints
don't restock as well.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288686

I thought the tagline
     was that God created us
in His own image.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288687

Played competitive
     volleyball for years since grade
school until college.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288689

Even if they fail
     at it at least they will know
where they want to get.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288690

It's a disgusting
     concept that no one should be
advocating for.

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Haiku #288691

Not everyone spends
     their money the same way Tried
to redeem in steam.

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Haiku #288692

I've found javascript
     to be less frustration than
C#, for example.

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Haiku #288693

Occasionally I'll
     meet without my husband but
that's far from the norm.

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Haiku #288694

We don't have a trade
     wing as such, we're not really
organized that way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288695

It does when you look
     objectively at healthcare
system performance.

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Haiku #288696

But I guess to say,
     the line up seems fairly weak
in comparison.

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Haiku #288697

Using a single
     coil will unquestionably
use less batteries.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288698

Matching underwear
     means he was definitely
getting laid that night.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288699

Give yourself a break.
     Caught the tail end of it, sees
like a decent ride.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288700

My guess is you aren't
     recruiting enough muscles
to increase the weight.

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Haiku #288701

It should be easy
     enough to find someone there
to buy in bulk from.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288702

You didn't press enter
     all the way and shift is set
as your nexus key.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288703

The unpaid accounts
     come from charges not paid like
tuition and fees.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288704

We were so happy
     to learn it was an easy
find to duplicate.

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Haiku #288705

They also don't care
     if their reports are right, just
that they are the first.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288706

Reference the chest, if
     you're in proper cover, why
are you getting shot?

Score: 0          

Haiku #288707

I get compliments
     on my eyes and eyelashes
every so often.

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Haiku #288708

Very true. It can
     get a bit messy but it's
very convenient.

Score: 0          

Haiku #288709

Most importantly,
     don't be hard on yourself, it's
not your fault Cool man!

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