Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #284901

Pure number changes
     and no mechanic changes
is very lazy.

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Haiku #284902

She's better today,
     but not as strong as she was
before she got hurt.

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Haiku #284903

Yeah true, I agree.
     I am with some of the rest.
Make a tiny one.

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Haiku #284905

No point in wasting
     time at an internship you
don't wanna be at.

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Haiku #284906

So is the issue
     that you crave normality
(whatever that is!)

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Haiku #284907

Should they be able
     to fly more easily than
the cars do? Why though?

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Haiku #284908

Sorry I can't help
     but I did finally pay
off my credit cards.

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Haiku #284909

Works more than it fails
     but this can be beat by them
just fighting for stage.

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Haiku #284910

What abut a flood,
     or a fire, or an earthquake?
Thanks for the message.

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Haiku #284911

Lol I play
     quite a bit, just still searching
for that hidden gem.

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Haiku #283658

I hate it but it's
     made me a better person
overall I think.

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Haiku #284912

Some double dare, some
     guts, legends of the hidden
temple, Nick arcade...

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Haiku #284913

I do want to play
     the game, and experience
the story firsthand.

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Haiku #284914

Not a long time sub,
     but this happens to all subs
that grow rapidly.

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Haiku #284915

I would honestly
     argue most of those things are
making him look worse.

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Haiku #284916

Talk to a machine
     shop about getting something
welded to the frame.

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Haiku #284917

I'm sorry but... what?
     :D WHy not just go templar
and be better off?

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Haiku #284918

I'm commenting here
     because I can't on radish...
Keep up the great work!

Score: 0          

Haiku #284919

It seems like they are
     still as focused on the core
values as ever.

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Haiku #284920

I'm more apt to give
     Rodden the time to figure
out the new package.

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Haiku #284921

(Sound familiar?) It's
     not like he needs to evade
the bombs anyway.

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Haiku #284922

I am actually here
     quite often, people around
here know my humor.

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Haiku #284923

There is a new you.
     You are you're own successor,
renewed and reborn.

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Haiku #250518

Being dumped is no
     excuse to destroy someone
else's belongings.

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Haiku #284924

So a guy asking
     questions about a game is
now considered troll?

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Haiku #284925

After you have flown
     private, it's hard to go back
to flying public.

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Haiku #284926

That isn't people
     actually thinking he's better,
just something different.

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Haiku #284927

First off.. folks in their
     20's aren't even kids really.
I love this tale though.

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Haiku #284928

Never really thought
     about your first and third points,
but it all makes sense.

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Haiku #284929

Once you're proficient
     take one leg away and do
one foot supported.

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Haiku #284930

And still, as you said,
     there are many local banks
and credit unions.

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Haiku #284931

If you see Jesus,
     please promise me you'll actually
ask some good questions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284932

Human sexual
     desire originates
from your subconscious.

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Haiku #284933

This suggestion is
     to simply maintain pressure
on your opponent.

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Haiku #284934

I'd honestly leave
     the hut in, it can buy you
time when you fuck up.

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Haiku #284935

Made excellent saves
     and showed great positioning
for most of the game.

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Haiku #284936

(And it's not the name.
     I tried it with my own name,
and feel the same way).

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Haiku #284937

Trump is delightful
     in my eyes, but at the same
time he worries me.

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Haiku #284938

He just never seemed
     the same after going down
against Maryland.

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Haiku #284939

And so it begins.
     You could do harps and get like
200k harmonic dust.

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Haiku #284940

That alone is big
     enough for me to say Rey
is not Luke's daughter.

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Haiku #284941

See I actually work
     in the oilfield so we all
wear safely glasses.

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Haiku #284942

Really? Damn, she's changed
     since the last time I saw her.
Thanks for the data.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284943

Not always. I know
     exactly what the author
is talking about.

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Haiku #284945

For example, are
     you leaking or does she seem
overwhelmed by milk?

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Haiku #284946

Who's ready for him?
     [deleted] Still gives me chills
just remembering it!

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Haiku #284947

We sometimes get fresh
     ground coffee depending on
who is making it.

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Haiku #284948

I think the leveling
     system is fine, frustrating
sometimes, but unique.

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Haiku #284949

Our band's first effort,
     we would love to hear any
comments you might have!

Score: 0          

Haiku #284950

Many made up their
     minds while Hillary was still
"running unopposed".

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Haiku #284951

Your parents should be
     doing everything they can
to help you succeed.

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Haiku #284952

I'm in the same boat
     as you and I was actually
really excited.

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Haiku #284953

Be like Walt, don't let
     other people see you smoke.
[m] I got removed?

Score: 0          

Haiku #284954

Only she didn't sound
     as exhausted as she'd been
for the last few years.

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Haiku #284955

"Sam! Oh my goodness
     what do you think you're doing,
young lady?" Oh right.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284956

Only notable
     difference is the lighting is
better on PC.

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Haiku #284957

His black hair was tied
     into a tight bun along
the back of his head.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284958

That is horrible
     and I feel very sorry
for your first childbirth.

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Haiku #284959

[deleted] I do
     rush, but I only jump when
I feel I need to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284960

This is employee
     rights to not get fucked over
by a piece of shit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284961

Then, when the real world
     crushes their dreams, the coddled
children suffer more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284962

This activity
     is what allows for repair
and better learning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284963

The short interest is
     really high, any news could
cause a massive squeeze.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284964

I think they think you
     REALLY need the help! also.
I can't play either.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284965

[Of course your cables
     will sound better when it's God
who is making them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #284966

Libertarians
     are perfectly entitled
to think you're dumb dude.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285106

It will be great, but
     maybe or maybe not great
for your taste buds. Thanks!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285107

Plus a few decent
     white cards, sentinel, shoulder
to shoulder, lookout.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285108

I suggest being
     at least a decent skater
before attempting.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285109

It sounds like your low
     frequencies are way too high.
[deleted] Yes go!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285110

Captain obvious
     is here to tell us all what
we already know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285111

yes is it Please do
     make a novel out of it!
It was amazing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285112

Yes, because that is
     the way all people besides
British people look.

Score: 0          

Haiku #345865

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285113

This sub (and many
     others, come to think of it)
proved him wrong. Thank you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285115

*This* game wasn't built
     for room scale, a game that is
all about movement.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285116

You might be causing
     yourself more trouble than you
expect with algae.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285117

Graffiti on trains
     can be quite entertaining
at a long crossing.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285118

He's grown up on them.
     He's equally sad as me.
It won't affect them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285119

People would still get
     attention even if there
weren't internet points.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285120

He almost always
     manages to touch the ball
with his head somehow!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285121

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285122

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285123

Nothing wrong with that.
     The flag is inspired by
the flag of Greenland.

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Haiku #285124

Depends on how you
     define "notable", but that's
the joke. Sorry, thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285125

However, we don't
     have explicit facts to know
who is doing what.

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Haiku #285126

An older woman
     walks in, then manager says
"Hi! Can I help you?"

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Haiku #285127

If anything, his
     campaign is a way for him
to fill his pockets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285128

The writing is sharp.
     Alan Alda and Edie
Falco are in it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285129

I just got the desk,
     chair, and monitor so it'll
probably be a while.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285130

Could somebody please
     try to intelligently
answer this question.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285131

Good thing the issue
     was caught before the coupes went
into production.

Score: 0          

Haiku #250728

I don't know why I'm
     telling people this but, CHANGE
YOUR ROUTER PASSWORD.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285132

Check your facts My ex
     used men's razors because they're
better and cheaper.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285133

Luckily the Knights
     and Chosen of Chaos can
take quite a beating.

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Haiku #285134

So no, it would be
     ideal but we should let all
unions coexist.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285135

Puma I'm sure you
     can find a nice fat white girl
to do that for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285136

Not really low risk.
     have you put any more thought
into videos?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285137

Though this one hit me
     harder but it just something
I have to accept.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285138

Yet it's not okay
     to make fun of something you
can help such as weight?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285139

Also love the new
     Alpha Flight that delves into
Captain Marvel more.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285140

you thought that you could
     get away with not plugging
in your ~~mouse~~ Keyboard?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285141

I quite like playing
     as a support and helping
the team as a whole.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285142

but the girls deserved
     better than a photo shoot
at a ransom mall.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285143

Second of all, what
     the hell do you mean the boots
were "nothing special"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285144

Show me otherwise,
     or go away Gaelic is
pretty hot, I'd say.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285145

Because they're being
     nice and want to share their nice
things with their children?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285146

There was a time where
     I'd just play that on repeat
for several hours straight.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285147

Such a good movie
     [deleted] [removed] So, what
if i am single?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285148

Jack has been bending
     down glancing at Mason. Jack:
'Pigs did this to you.'

Score: 0          

Haiku #285149

Guess it's time to start
     picking up factory new
civilian stat clocks...

Score: 0          

Haiku #285150

my friend has her own
     cottage so we decided
to use her cottage.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285151

Occasionally check
     back, because sometimes they change
the source. Every day?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285152

Nobody expects
     food to be good in casual
dining franchises.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285153

You should probably go
     see a doctor or something.
That can't be healthy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285154

So, she wants less rights?
     Appreciate everyone
weighing in on this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285155

Something's better than
     nothing until you find what
you want, good luck. thanks.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285156

You'll learn the basic
     grappling maneuvers, locks, holds
and chokes during class.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285157

That is awesome! "It's
     also because you're only
half as big as me.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285158

I doubt there are too
     many (none) players in North
Korea anyway.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285159

She felt a distinct,
     emotional pain rising
up from Rider's mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285160

Once the city gets
     wind of this, the landlord is
going to get railed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285161

It will be helpful
     to me since I'm trying to do
the archer version.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285162

For trade posts, [H] must
     start the title (come before
[W]). **Scammers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285163

The brain scans show what
     part of your brain is active,
and how much. That's it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285164

I observed such things
     as a butterfly tattoo
and a wrist tattoo.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285165

The girl down the street
     had a crane land, I was just
as shocked as you are!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285166

this kind of thinking
     is the one who stops us from
reforming islam.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285167

Probably has to do
     with seeing them posted up
here all the time, too.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285168

What's a few years or
     even decades to someone
who is immortal?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285169

If they aren't grateful
     and want more free shit we should
kick out them at least.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285170

Look for characters
     that have projectile specials
that can be delayed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285171

Mark is just using
     his wife to indulge himself
in Chinese culture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285172

No matter the state,
     it's going to be "the best
interests of the child".

Score: 0          

Haiku #285315

All the prices you've
     quoted are their absolute
top of the range beers.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285316

Good job! The new Need
     For Speed game, since it comes out
for PC next week.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285317

Like we just ask you
     questions about you to get
to know you better.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285318

She and her family
     traveled by covered wagon
across the Midwest.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285319

I'll try and respond
     to the points in your main post,
but please be patient.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285320

Not saying that you
     are, but it's a common thing
on the internet.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285321

I want to learn new
     perspectives on life and change
my way of thinking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285322

I agree that Trump
     has often been mistreated
by the media.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285323

Some people could sleep
     on planes. Some people couldn't.
"What are you reading?"

Score: 0          

Haiku #285324

It bothers me more
     than it should that their mouths are
closed while they're talking.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285325

I want to love it,
     but I don't, but it seems like
everyone else does.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285326

Fuck this. All I want
     to do is go home and build
lego with my son.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285327

I'm guessing a bad
     neighborhood, the Middle East,
or the southern US.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285328

I so desperately
     want a team of four Ares 90s,
but it ain't happening.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285329

It really feels like
     I'm playing it for the first
time, and I love it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285330

Hell she represents
     women athletes as a whole
in America.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285331

Thanks for the replies!
     I disagree with your champ
diversity point.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285332

Card counting isn't
     illegal or cheating. I,,.
Do,; too... lol?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285333

If we want a war
     with Russia, YOU guys all fall
in line and in suit.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285334

[deleted] Agreed.
     What the hell is going on?
For real. I get it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285335

Each stake holds their own
     Hunger Games to determine
who gets the tickets.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285336

And Reservoir Dogs
     did have three women in it.
He has aphasia.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285337

He said he's also
     doing it for the money.
That's a big difference.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285338

I think it would be
     better to just replace grass
to regular dirt.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285339

If you can't manage
     your team no one is going
to do it for you.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285340

I don't have lone wolf
     I'm afraid. There's a couple
things to keep in mind.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285341

In what physical,
     tangible way does it make
your life more worthwhile?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285342

I wouldn't have been
     surprised if she ran away
screaming, but she didn't.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285343

You don't owe this guy
     anything, especially not
being his parent.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285345

Just having a laugh
     fellas I know but that's where
my wonder comes from.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285346

Let's hope this issue
     is resolved for everyone
trying to do the same.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285347

it's like explaining
     yourself when you don't need to.
"why did I do this?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285348

I like riding small
     machines beyond their limits
to *see* if they break.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285349

He hit a raw nerve.
     This doesn't bode well for him,
that is for certain.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285350

Disney might be cool
     with something like that if you
cleared it with them first.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285351

Lots of plot twists come
     without solid evidence
in the beginning.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285352

The back driver get
     VERY VERY VERY close
to the front driver.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285353

He then said "just want
     to get past so you don't think
I'm following you!"

Score: 0          

Haiku #285354

I hope Snyder pays
     pound for pound because of his
stupid decisions.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285355

Keep the trend going
     from Cowen, Greening and Prince
type deals. Trim the fat.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285356

That's like naming you're
     dog pet For scientific
purposes of course.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285357

Stealth writing at work
     is so slow, I might resume
at home, I dunno.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285358

I for one do not
     think that religious freedom
is a holy cow.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285359

Tap dancing baby
     Jesus, you're right! I think next
week won't be so bad.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285360

I've update my post
     to include some reasons why
I think this matters.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285361

He sounds more like he's
     trying to impress you and show
you tons of effort.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285362

I've seen everyone
     talking about it, I need
to give it a whirl!

Score: 0          

Haiku #285363

If you don't, then you
     get pulled down to 8-8ish through free
agency or age.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285364

DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING
     QUIT. BECAUSE IF YOU QUIT, YOU'RE
A POSER. OKAY?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285365

That being said, I've
     got a feeling he's going
to be a great pro.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285366

As far as the dad
     stuff, maybe have your dad go
to the class with you?

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Haiku #285367

The team seems cool, they're
     allowed to have a couple
straight people per team.

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Haiku #285368

As for practice lots,
     you could always go dumpster
diving like I do.

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Haiku #285369

Yeah I imagine
     we end up doing the same
thing occasionally.

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Haiku #285370

This is exactly
     what I said in the second
part of my comment.

Score: 0          

Haiku #127243

He's definitely
     going to be a sovereign
citizen moron.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285371

Agreed, the people
     that say it say it unlike
anyone else can.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285372

Therefore you can't just
     convert an array of one
type to the other.

Score: 0          

Haiku #283726

First priority
     is accuracy, second
is performance. [Rev.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285373

Either way, any
     chance we could talk you into
posting the craft files?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285374

One thing I haven't
     been doing is taking stuff
out of my workshop.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285375

I contacted them
     and they sent a replacement
battery next day.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285376

Since obviously
     you lack the self awareness
to do it yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285377

Where was this 17th
     eventual outer plane
going to end up?

Score: 0          

Haiku #285378

John Goodman's acting
     was, but the movie wasn't
the BEST THING EVER.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285379

Coffee is a big
     and wonderful world, and you
might surprise yourself.

Score: 0          

Haiku #285380

It was weird because
     my emotions were soo just
all over the place.

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