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German's do the best
     kind of sarcasm, which is
really really dry.

I have a weekly
     group as well, and like to find
games that work with both.

Not *really*. I was
     *told* I'd be guiding people
to the other side.

The Vader comic
     takes place two decades after
the Clone Wars ended.

Yeah. It moves around
     the world for almost no cost
in less than an hour.

"Windows are perfect
     for security" as they're
all closed Is that gas?

Read "The Comedy
     Bible" by Judy Carter.
A great place to start.

You need to find out
     how you are funny, not how
other people are.

Bad history? as far
     as im aware the warlords
blocked it phone for now.

I personally get
     off on him telling me he's
about to blow it.

Were you the kid on
     the playground that kept making
up rules so you'd win?

if it's just rambling
     thanking people then they can
start playing them off.

I forgot to ask
     during our hospital tour.
Would have been helpful!

Like legalizing
     abortions leads to less back
alley abortions.

I'm talking about
     your average, statistically
median woman.

[Interestingly,
     this is exactly what Ben
Carson also thought.

Something that will pique
     their interest, and then tell them
what you want to do.

If done correctly,
     they can easily make lots
more than otherwise.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

and for when someone
     assumes your mexican, how
is that racism?

Not because it's great,
     but because I always seem
to come back to it.

I really enjoy
     the found footage genre, when
executed well.

What about jewelry?
     You're not supposed to adorn
yourself with any.

But something tells me
     this is one woman who won't
take anyone's shit.

That was fine. They were
     friends before I even got
into the picture.

We tried matching you
     based on your food allergies.
Nothing. Nada. Zilch.

I have a better
     plan, play exactly the same
as last time Really?!

His ability
     in this arena has been
interesting to watch.

That was a strange ad
     What's with the voodoo doll on
the stick, by the tree?

We're basically nice
     Americans with Chinese
culture grafted on.

I probably won't play
     hero league anymore if
I get placed that low.

Yeah, having to re
     level your character is
annoying at best.

Pepperoni, meat
     sticks If black pride is ok
than white pride is too.

tried this already,
     but thanks for the suggestion
"What does it feel like?

[deleted] nah, not
     really interested in them
Well, that was easy.

Great seller, very
     fast I was at Sydney once,
went to a strip club.

"So how have you been?"
     I just thought that was funny
as hell! C'mon man!

And Mad Max cornered
     the support for a popcorn
flick with great visuals.

Plus certain chips are
     omitted, putting more strain
on the remainder.

Edit: looked closer
     and turns out it's not even
the little red book...

The original
     poster has not responded
I don't believe. Huh?

It was slapped on all
     the trailers that it was based
on a true story.

This game is based on
     skill, so you will rank up when
you increase in skill.

It was literally
     Black Rocky. Nothing about
the film screamed Oscar.

I gave them a chance
     and waited it out a bit
in hopes it would change.

I always wanted
     to get into it but just
never had the time.

So for me the bag
     chasers and junkies and speed
freaks were all I knew.

S l i d e
     s H o w Nice!
Can you say Research??

:P "Eh, fair enough.
     Go ahead." Why are Pats fans
agreeing with you.

It was certainly
     enough to get me hooked on
the hobby. Today?

Where's Wallace A down
     voted post is visible
in the new section.

Does it really get
     more personal than cleaning
off period blood?

My only gripe is
     that Ramona is a bit
too Disney for me.

Now that I figured
     out how to win, you don't want
to play anymore.

Also the less you
     turn them up the less hiss you'll
get from the noise floor.

If their bet didn't work
     out they wouldn't have any
money anymore.

I want to see just
     one more "Stan is the man" trade
before time is up.

Good to see Dr Ben
     Carson survived the zombie
apocalypse who?

In any case, you're
     still young, so you've got some time
to figure things out.

Did the mother just
     daw those two random items
in the hospital?

Betting odds are set
     by the amount of action
placed on either side.

About the other
     thing, since now, I will only
add the full image.

Jesus making peace
     I really want him to be
"Average" Joe Hennig.

Football is about
     the journey. The ups and downs.
The highs and the lows.

[removed] Would you like
     Male or Female and Swift Swim
or Oblivious?

These are great! Would you
     mind sharing what lens you used
for the closer shots?

How many bulls do
     you suppose Ted Cruz has **NOT**
prepped in his lifetime?

After the next night's
     show, Mike and Adam take drugs
and go to a club.

I feel you right now,
     keep trying the pay off is just
around the corner.

Rock has been killing
     the academy, not white
people in general.

what you're saying here
     isn't any different from
that scenario.

Phil Anselmo was
     my hero throughout high school.
Glad he got sober.

Lots of people still
     enjoy the game and the WoW
crowd is still active.

It's complicated.
     In Portugal it must suck
to support Sporting.

I think Abraham
     is a great name, and Abe is
so cute for a kid.

Don't judge. Anyways,
     I found out about Lapis,
and I wanted it.

Please include a link
     to your post so that we can
see it. I'm guilty?

If that's the reason
     then how the hell did they just
grow a new fetus?

That's exactly how
     I've done it, alternating
cool and warm white bulbs.

I felt like Gaeta
     was the same way, I could've
believed either one.

[deleted] Twisted
     Metal Seriously, it's
getting annoying.

Your loss. [deleted]
     Don't worry, there's an awful
chance you might this year.

I honestly don't
     know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm dead serious.

How long does that take?
     It could take thousands of years.
Mars is easier.

No experience
     with it yet but i can't beat
that cost effective.

are you just changing
     your shorts out in the open
for the world to see?

I wouldn't worry
     until you see over 70c
I miss my Orca.

Don't eat things that come
     in boxes or prepackaged
and you should be good.

Everything about
     this screams middle to upper
middle class white man.

The rage in this thread
     is highly entertaining.
I don't feel guilty.

I wish someone had
     pointed out the cost factor
to me earlier.

Because that's how you
     get everything that you loved
potentially gone.

I'm a bit worried
     about the whole McConnell
negative ads thing...

Using a cliche
     in a serious manner.
What the fuck was that.

That or I just love
     the balance here between sweet,
strong & savory.

I have had a rough
     past with regrets but letting
go is important.

is that Kate Hudson
     leaning into the photo
with Jon and Lana?

Times when a challenge
     that was hiding away pops
right in front of us.

Every dollar you
     spend on armor could instead
be spent on more men.

Right now nobody
     at DNC gives a crap
who she endorses.

Good sense of humor.
     Right on! Mad Max OMG
What would you prefer?

Country folks chasing
     black people around the woods?
All of the above?

So many whining
     idiots making racist
jokes at the oscars.

Want a dog? Well, that's
     going to be more stressful
than not having one.

As hard as you can.
     Don't hesitate. I know you've
wanted to do it.

That's why I'm saying
     that is the way he was sold
in the media.

[deleted] so cool
     I got so excited when
Rick said those few words.

If not, whatever.
     People always leave so she'd
be no exception.

Leap is more support
     tickets and separated
issues "case by case".

Circular logic
     That's a great accomplishment.
Congratulations.

If you want to be
     able to do other things
while ranking, then no.

The program was right
     on all up until Mad Max
won sound editing!

Thank you so much, I'll
     give all of those a listen
when I get the time!

Sorry, I wound up
     busier than expected.
Are you still free? Sweet!

This is perfect chance
     to tea bag your friend That dude
had a lot of blood.

I just can't believe
     how naive Rick's crew has been
this whole episode.

Damn that censorship.
     yes Plenty of great players
that never won it.

Though a viper is
     definitely on my short
list for future cars.

I'm just rambling now,
     I'll stop. you expect logic
out of Anita?

Just by everything
     in this thread, I learned something
very important.

The only thing you
     get to bicker about is
where that money goes.

I don't even want
     kids, but I do fantasize
about it sometimes.

Why don't you like it?
     Don't tell me trump is doing
better at this point.

[removed] I do not
     own any of them, so thank
you for the advice.

Nah dude I don't care
     who makes it happen, I just
want it to happen.

Anything Mad Max
     gets nominated for from
here out it will win.

And to clarify,
     breaking all cursed parts isn't
necessary right?

I'm able to wear
     tight shirts and ones with large arm
holes with no issue.

Well that was fucking
     fun, hope the rest of the game
lives up to the 1st!

And yes, you can play
     the online solo if you
want, or just with friends.

Yeah man, my brain was
     real confused watching this one.
Yeah yeah, i fix it.

Rogers is there Yikes!
     This sucks I won't be able
to put this to use!!!

Unfortunately
     your second statement gives lie
to your first statement.

Problem solved? ...What on
     earth in this conversation
made you feel unsafe?

Clinton said this first.
     If you don't believe me, wait
and she'll tell you soon.

Now *that's* a person
     who serves her community.
It's just the hardware.

Focus only on
     prayer switching and food, then do
your best with thresholds.

But the Cabot quests
     just seemed really out of place
and abrupt to me.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

That's like saying you're
     being punished because you're
not as rich as Gates.

I think you should get
     to know and trust your partner
before you fuck them.

Bethesda hasn't
     been the same since they made Home
Alone on the NES.

This gives you a lot
     more money (from flipping) than
to flip on the side.

Based on open source
     principles and maybe called
The Open Party.

Millions of people
     watching, and yet no one knows
what the hell grips do.

They increase because
     the government guarantees
everyone a loan.

He IS addressing
     the elephant in the room.
And THIS is a joke.

Space is a vacuum,
     so there is nothing to stop
the earth from spinning.

Mediocre How
     badly they affect the real
processes of court.

there was a time when
     we swept the spurs reg season
then lost the finals.

And funny thing is,
     comment I replied to was
extremely sexist.

Buying foreign goods
     doesn't result in fewer
Canadian jobs.

I believe the main
     problem was that he left his
fucking hatch open.

If you are not on
     the lease anymore, then you
should have no problem.

But Bernie is trying
     to say "assault" rifles cant
be used for hunting.

He asks, interested
     in what kind of stuff you might
be able to do.

The difference between
     Stein and Johnson is simply
one of policy.

If you want to play
     soon, it's a reasonable price
for so much content.

Then again maybe
     I'm rambling about something
totally pointless.

Yeah, If you forced me
     to choose I would probably go
with the Pagani.

I'm pissed off. Why do
     you think I was trying to just
leave while I still could?

She's better than you
     at some things but you're better
than her at others.

He is addressing
     the elephant in the room.
And THIS is a joke.

I'm not sure if what
     he is doing would be wrong
in normal standards.

That's a good one right
     there, made some of my favorite
dishes with that stuff.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

I can picture him
     gearing up, then going "Nah,
fuck it. There's too much.

Thanks for the guidance.
     That is a colossally
shitty thing to do.

Modern Cars always
     have several modules running
services when off.

But then I thought, why?
     She always looked amazing.
Why would you change that.

Why would you change that.
     Hollywood is weird. Do you
work the craps table?

Landing is what hard
     *Michel's men are close matches
for the invaders.

Unfortunately,
     they are so close that numbers
begin to matter.

Especially since you
     don't really have a problem
with the little things.

I did the Towering
     Stairs badge last spring during half
marathon training.

I don't mind sharing
     this with you since someone has
already found it.

Sewer line from house
     to sewer main, or sewer
lines under the house?

Like people have said,
     the Vive can do everything
the Rift can do though.

I, for one, won't be
     content until they add slopes.
So many diamonds!

I think so?" *The girl
     said looking at the two boys,*
"Alex I know is.

I do really like
     your idea for need based
parking scholarships.

That is something most
     people are not taught either
by family or school.

Silva can't take rounds
     off, save for the later rounds
and expect a win.

They will simply look
     like intolerant bigots
as the years go by.

If they made the mode
     cost no stars at all, it would
be a lot better.

Basically the whole
     process from approach to sex
is escalation.

Just a few short weeks
     ago, that had been her seat.
That had been her rank.

[deleted] But how
     else will you know it's awful??
Knowledge is power.

Without that rating
     not many investors would
have risked buying them.

look how fun this is.
     i want to be australian.
and a teenager.

Go to work on time.
     Prepare for class beforehand
(review assignments).

Nemesis, wasn't
     even shown to be wearing
fish nets and a thong.

Triumph. Perhaps you
     to setting forest isn't
working on your eyes.

The fight usually
     ends if someone dies, gives up
or just passes out.

Anyone know if
     there are any watch parties
at a bar somewhere?

This was a very,
     very well made video.
Thanks, that's good advice.

to send a PM
     to also be reminded
and to reduce spam.

I chuckle every
     time I see someone getting
so mad about it.

Do you not even
     remember what kind of proof
you were asking for?

I can always use
     the mobile cheese factory
that is Storm Caller.

Pure number changes
     and no mechanic changes
is very lazy.