Reddit Haikus

You're looking at every haiku that occurred on a Reddit comment between December 2005 and October 2016 (10.8 years). Some intentional, most unintentional.

The haikus make up 24,450,805 (24.4 million) characters or 4,519,927 (4.5 million) words. For perspective, the entire Harry Potter series is 1,084,170 words. This is 4 times the size of all Harry Potter books combined. It would take the average person 390 hours and 50 minutes (16 days) to read them all.

The haikus were extracted from 2,718,784,464 (2.7 billion) comments across 416,729 unique subreddits for a total of 80,908,650,976 (80.9 billion) words.

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Haiku #341739

I don't really know
     how true it is but she was
insistent it was!

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Haiku #341740

Hopefully, she will
     work hard to keep an even
keel in the next one.

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Haiku #341741

Thanks! [removed] The vast
     majority of thieves don't
want a murder rap.

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Haiku #341742

Anyways, ended
     up smashing multiple times
till she got the feels.

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Haiku #341743

Yup the right does not
     care what you put in or take
out of your body.

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Haiku #341744

Sorry for the bad
     news but once this line is crossed,
he will be an ex.

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Haiku #341745

It's called the Common
     Travel Area. As long
as they are wanted.

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Haiku #341746

The only issue
     I had was the battery
would drain way too quick.

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Haiku #341747

Your submission has
     been removed because it is
not properly tagged.

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Haiku #341748

All other costs would
     be the same (food, drink, gambling
and entertainment).

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Haiku #341749

But nobody cares
     when students get in trouble
for that sort of thing.

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Haiku #341750

Excuse the bloat from
     drinking pretty hard last night
and eating pizza.

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Haiku #341751

Only one person
     raised her hand when it was asked
if they thought Trump won.

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Haiku #341752

He is stronger than
     everyone here and he will
fight them in a spar!

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Haiku #341753

And there are people
     that don't feel anything their
first time smoking weed.

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Haiku #341754

True neutral last time
     I did it... That would be if
she used racial slurs.

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Haiku #341755

For me, I will smell
     the wine in the glass before
taking the trial sip.

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Haiku #341756

Nowhere have they come
     forward, asking for help from
Korean government.

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Haiku #341757

Considering you
     didn't even try, your comments
don't impress me much.

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Haiku #341758

As far as known, no
     Clinton sex tape exists, but
I'm sure someone's looked.

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Haiku #341759

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #341760

No, redstone torches
     would not fit the aesthetic
in my opinion.

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Haiku #341761

There is a way out
     where he can't hurt anyone.
There are resources.

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Haiku #341762

They probably planted
     those flags themselves so they could
make up that story.

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Haiku #341763

Go coronado
     island asap You
get a parking lot!

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Haiku #341764

If I worked on set,
     I'd say NOTHING about what's
occurring on set.

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Haiku #341765

It's really going
     to depend on what you think
mysticism is.

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Haiku #341766

Cantonese though sounds
     like everyone is about
to kill each other.

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Haiku #341767

Nah, I think it has
     more substance this way, and is
more original.

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Haiku #341768

I feel like I will
     come to understand them more
if I stay with you.

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Haiku #341769

So my advice is
     get as many as you can
now while you still can.

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Haiku #341770

There are a million
     and one ways to try and cope
with a lousy week.

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Haiku #341771

I'm driven. I don't
     take things too seriously,
and I'm not jealous.

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Haiku #341772

I think because "AD"
     is Charlotte's sister, she is
avenging her death.

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Haiku #341773

Mann I wish I could
     get someone to proxy them
to me. It *was* great.

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Haiku #341774

This is image is
     powerful persuasion. Strength.
Send it out, you men.

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Haiku #341775

Thanks. Another thing
     I don't like about this school
is the lack of clubs.

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Haiku #341914

Canadian here
     to tell you that no they don't.
Why the Hell would they?

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Haiku #341915

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

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Haiku #341916

That way the corp can't
     potentially see other
cards before they should.

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Haiku #341917

And of course, the next
     play Hill got it. Lol.
I can't handle this.

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Haiku #341918

I have one almost
     everyday and sometimes more
than just one sandwich.

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Haiku #341919

The leather, keyless
     access, and key starter are
so worth it to me.

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Haiku #341920

I soaked those shows up
     in junior high, they are just
awful to me now.

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Haiku #341921

I usually draw
     guys anyways so sometimes
the faces look... off.

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Haiku #341922

Usually when you
     mercy a team it's going
to be right away.

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Haiku #341923

It is lopsided
     though, my tattoo covers it,
so I lucked out there.

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Haiku #341924

Each one is bigger
     than the size of her own head.
That's amazing, right?"

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Haiku #341925

And the fact that you're
     presenting yourself as such
is suspect as fuck.

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Haiku #341926

how into hockey
     are you That was the first thing
I noticed. I'm shook.

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Haiku #341927

I'm brainwashed because
     I understand what words mean
and how language works.

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Haiku #341928

GET UP! Answer me!"
     And I trudge across the house
and pick up the phone.

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Haiku #341929

I'm learning freya
     and already lost some points
and got tons of rage.

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Haiku #341930

The general problem
     here, is the closed end to end
OS you've bought into.

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Haiku #341931

Not a Trump fan, just
     pointing out the way it looks
to an outsider.

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Haiku #341932

They killed us all year
     so it feels good to see their
hearts being broken.

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Haiku #341933

They're a bit stiffer
     and stick out more on the sides
which I like. ok!

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Haiku #341934

I can hear and see
     everything through the door. cop:
Ma'am, is this your house?

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Haiku #341935

Yeah that makes more sense.
     Only diff is Hillary
was born in the US.

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Haiku #341936

next time ask him if
     he is ok and if you
need to find his wife.

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Haiku #341937

I personally had
     some issues with it playing
zelda skyward sword.

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Haiku #341938

If there was actually
     evidence, they never would
have dropped the issue.

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Haiku #341939

When is he calmly
     going to start murdering
people Feels good man...

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Haiku #341940

Far Sight would be weak
     as a base ability
on an assassin.

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Haiku #341941

what about tv?
     OH WOW ME TOO!" Eight to ten
hours a day of that.

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Haiku #341942

You definitely
     mean something to him, he just
lost feelings probably.

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Haiku #341943

You should talk to her
     about your mutual wants
and expectations.

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Haiku #341944

Thanks for this. It is
     nice to know a bit how his
career should progress.

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Haiku #341945

How do you make these?
     I've seen a few from other
political sites.

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Haiku #341946

I've seen a few from
     other political sites.
Couldn't agree more.

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Haiku #341947

Kenneth Dixon sends
     his regards. I think they are,.
at least in Turkey.

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Haiku #341948

I'll check those out Not
     as decisive as the last
one, but I'll take it!

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Haiku #341949

I don't even know
     any women I can start
dating, so there's that.

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Haiku #341950

Stick with Stamina
     Cost Reset, Normal Double
Drop, and Stamina.

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Haiku #341951

Everyone just seems
     to like the cutesy goody
goodies around here.

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Haiku #341952

What I can control
     is what equipment they use
and what perks they have.

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Haiku #341953

It built and built then
     letdown then he's in today
with awful makeup.

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Haiku #341954

Honestly never
     heard of them, but I like it,
nice, simple and clean.

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Haiku #341955

"Department? You mean
     OU?" I see what you did there.
Subtle but spot on.

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Haiku #341956

Beat the cardinals
     too Purple pirate hat or
Saffron Traffic cone?

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Haiku #341957

You'd be totally
     justified in refusing
and cutting her off.

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Haiku #341958

For all Trump's nonsense,
     he's the only one talking
sense on the region.

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Haiku #341959

Are there good women?
     Absolutely. Are the "White
Knights" well intentioned?

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Haiku #341960

What's the solution?
     Tell players they aren't allowed
to hit the ball hard?

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Haiku #341961

My cat tucks his face
     into his paw when he sleeps.
lol martian?

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Haiku #341962

find out the active
     players in the fields you like
and get to know them.

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Haiku #341964

I'm learning to love
     my body and enjoy not
having constant pain!

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Haiku #341965

You're welcome. If you
     ever need any help, feel
free to lemme know.

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Haiku #341966

No problem, probably
     doesn't help that our time zones
seem pretty different.

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Haiku #341967

If you're exchanging
     currency at the airport,
you're doing it wrong.

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Haiku #341968

But it's not the same
     as saying statements about
God are meaningless.

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Haiku #341969

Also, if genders
     were swapped, no one would even
think of doing this.

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Haiku #341970

You are posting here
     too frequently, so your post
has been deleted.

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Haiku #341971

Holy shit, this would
     have been nice this past weekend
when I went camping.

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Haiku #341972

Smoke signals. Cutler.
     No. Although I plan to run
Skull & Shackles soon.

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Haiku #341973

You think everyone
     thinks and talks about women
that way? Wow, dude. No.

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Haiku #341974

Hips came up a hair
     fast on the second rep, but
otherwise felt great.

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Haiku #341975

I understand where
     you're coming from, but there has
to be a balance.

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Haiku #341976

He doesn't, these three
     lords paramount declare war
on the Iron Throne.

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Haiku #341977

And that's assuming
     that the baby is even
still conceived at all.

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Haiku #341978

The manga is just..
     so much better. Anyway!
Onto the chapter!

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Haiku #341979

We just won't mention
     "Don't Pass Me By" No problem.
I posted my stats!

Score: 0          

Haiku #341980

When was the last time
     you did private matches just
to improve gun skill?

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Haiku #341981

His power set would
     have been difficult for them
to go up against.

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Haiku #341982

The info of him
     working on the Death Star was
released months ago.

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Haiku #342122

That doesn't mean you
     won't be able to work through
these things together.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342123

Some coco is hot
     so make sure to read the bag
before you get it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342124

You say that, but I've
     seen some strong, older Husky
saws that kick some ass.

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Haiku #342125

"Here my citizens
     we see a terrible man,
a horrible man.

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Haiku #342126

[deleted] I hope
     so filthy is a good Ole
reliable guest.

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Haiku #342127

I AM REPORTING
     IT AS FRAUD It's a reference
to a Nixon quote.

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Haiku #342128

There are skilled lava
     hound players just like there are
skilled miner players.

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Haiku #342129

I guess finding bugs
     is usually good so you
can fix them but still..

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Haiku #342130

Yeah and that's about
     what happens to most of these
dudes, let's be honest.

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Haiku #342131

Maybe they made them
     seem rare at first to make them
"highly sought after".

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Haiku #342132

They were still there when
     I started my second shift
(different position).

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Haiku #342133

The point is that when
     the guy has time to throw, there's
no one to throw to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342134

Or a giant hole
     in the center so you know
there's nothing inside.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342135

Excellent advice.
     Technically, I guess Disney
now owns this as well?

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Haiku #342136

Truly an epic
     thing to do. Hanks is epic.
Your beard is epic.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342137

For someone who wants
     this kind of information
the price is worth it.

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Haiku #342138

The most effective
     program is the one you can
be consistent with.

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Haiku #342139

I'll bet a hundred
     dollars that you have never,
ever done this. Oy.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342140

Crowder and Reed are
     Cousins two favorite dump off
targets usually.

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Haiku #342141

Obviously you're
     just a fucking idiot
who's not worth my time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342142

Something that doesn't
     fit is jarring, and takes you
out of the story.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342143

The souvenir fleece
     jacket sellers do solid
business all year round.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342144

Take for example,
     when it's hot outside, why do
you think it's so hot?

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Haiku #342145

The body line drills
     for example are static
and generally safe.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342146

Go to a different
     habitat collect some eggs
there and try your luck.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342147

They really blew it,
     not going to complain, am
happy about it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342148

Its a build every
     d3 player should at least try.
[removed] Ha I know.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342149

Events keep happening
     that seem inexplicable
and out of control.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342150

Finally, what is
     one thing Hillary can do
to help latinos?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342151

Now I don't even
     believe she wants me in her
life in any way.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342152

Have you seen the new
     Jazz Alternates? Wasn't asked
about Arsenal!

Score: 0          

Haiku #342153

Let us know if you
     are having hard time finding
someone to talk to.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342154

get a rich person
     to settle rather than waste
money fighting it).

Score: 0          

Haiku #342155

The United States
     as a whole however does
not have this culture.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342156

Do you think McCoy
     will be able to keep up
his current production?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342157

Many "smart" people
     are really dumb outside their
realm of expertise.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342158

German radials
     in general aren't great either,
in my opinion.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342159

Also consider
     Because the Internet, his
most recent LP.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342160

My name is Pretzels
     Unfortunately I used
the Pursuers Soul.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342161

Plus. It's a great game
     (if you like golf games), and works
well on the small screen.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342162

Not sure if there is
     any overlap between
this and your skill set.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342163

The only reason
     I have used ON is I ~~like~~
tolerate the taste.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342164

As a stranger on
     the internet, I really
respect you for that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342165

They deal with drunks less
     than police anywhere else
in America.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342166

there's always someone
     talking shit about it on
one of the forums.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342167

I expect hate crime
     enhancements will be added
to the charges, yes?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342168

Is it really locked
     to a single turning speed
and can't be altered?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342169

I've never wanted
     to get out of the South Hills
more than I do now.

Score: 0          

Haiku #313340

The Nature abstract
     states trees in trillions, which sounds
much more reasonable.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342170

Gotta be honest
     though, I hope the guy who did
his own guesswork wins.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342171

I personally don't
     care if the cubs win you guys
are due any ways.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342172

Card levels and cool
     sparky deck It was no bug,
it was a feature!

Score: 0          

Haiku #342173

I wouldn't trust them
     to run a lemonade stand
much less my country.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342174

If the networks can't
     make as much money on ad
slots, they'll post losses.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342175

I simply do not
     make enough money to take
care of everyone.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342176

I am just stuck trying
     to figure out how people
learn without reading.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342177

So does kale. Actually,
     most root vegetables are good
at becoming chips.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342178

What's annoying is
     no one is willing to take
the high ground on this.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342179

Helped after the fact
     too that it didn't hurt the Mets
playoff position.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342180

I think something can
     be said about her being
on Total Divas.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342181

Basically the vote
     became "We can't do better
vs Yes we can".

Score: 0          

Haiku #342182

It's been a good ride.
     Sorry for the hyper speed.
Not sure what happened!

Score: 0          

Haiku #342183

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342184

Very creative!
     I'll keep this in mind when I'm
doing my resume.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342185

No, please. Tell me more
     about how edgy I am
while you use that word.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342186

Want a nice polite
     rejection that takes into
account your feelings?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342187

Still a penalty
     but probably wouldn't have been
called without the break.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342188

He was very clear
     however that he doesn't
think he wronged the fans.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342189

I could be wrong but
     perhaps there is another
way to look at it.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342190

maybe that has led
     to bad reviews, people don't
like being mislead.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342331

All the invites were
     prepared as the rest, only
with no stamps on them.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342332

Never ever short
     something that has already
fallen by a lot.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342333

[deleted] Thank you!
     That's exactly what I aim
for when shooting. Yup.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342334

Suddenly sharing
     blood with someone else doesn't
seem quite so sinful.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342335

Spin fighters as well.
     I think it is how loyal
he is to his team.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342336

That is all. Thank you
     from the bottom of my heart
Thanks for answering.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342337

The guy getting pissed
     is on him and is beyond
the scope of the post.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342338

Snape was the only
     one in the magical world
who didn't pamper him.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342339

Like it pretty much
     banks on whether their team takes
turrets down or not.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342340

If things ever get
     uncomfortable for her,
your kids will lose out.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342341

I don't know if I'd
     say he's "dynamite" just yet.
Nope, just stupid shoes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342342

It's in the 'Comment
     Is Free' section, not published
by The Guardian.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342343

Fair enough. You can
     feel free to call anyone
whatever you want.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342344

Normally happy but
     even a five year old can
scream like a banshee.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342345

She decreed they would
     all be named something starting
with the letter "B".

Score: 0          

Haiku #342346

All depends on what
     you want to spend, but they both
do beautiful work.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342347

Sure. "Hey maybe not
     put this long vertical list
in a thin short box"?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342348

Mixing the two is
     just a headache and time sync
not worth dealing with.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342349

In less than a week
     I could go for a complete
overkill PC.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342350

Maybe it was Closed
     and Open Beta I played.
I was a bit harsh.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342352

Maybe you just don't
     have enough rolls to produce
sweat around your ass?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342353

The self reported
     ones were in Africa by
african doctors..

Score: 0          

Haiku #342354

Some people just don't
     learn until they realize they've
lost someone precious.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342355

I have a boat load
     for myself, and it would be
nice if we could share.

Score: 0          

Haiku #342356

Henry Yates: "You know
     we're talking about Ok
Computer here, right?

Score: 0          

Haiku #342357

I was so hoping
     that the Temple Mount would be
considered Jewish.

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