Haiku #700
There are many things
we do not let our children
do, like driving cars.
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There are many things
we do not let our children
do, like driving cars.
I have a beach trip
with some friends soon and I plan
on smoking one then.
Plus she was being
all shady with Andrea
in the beginning.
Whereas if a man
said something happened, no one
questions or doubts it.
Indeed. He is too
generous, I gonna try
ask him for money...
I appreciate
your concern though and I'm glad
you offered to help.
I'm wondering, why
is the page so, uh I can't
think of the word. Long?
What I usually
do is check the CDs out
at the library.
It worked. How did you
make money if it didn't go
up (or down) in price?
Donkey Kong Country
has to be one of the most
fun games of all time.
He's not disabled.
Heck, there's people who have like
no hands who are gold.
The ostracism
comes after a totally
justified beating.
But if he's talking
about the "God hates fags" stuff,
then yeah, that's hate speech.
These people don't want
to be there, there is nowhere
else for them to go.
But to forbid tips
as if wage is enough is
borderline evil.
Also the placement,
spacing and scale of the type
bothers me a bit.
Sometimes they make eye
contact and then just go back
to watching the show.
I was so lonely,
I engaged her, even though
I was suspicious.
However, I feel
that this is almost pointless
to argue about.
Other guys may think
I'm pussy whipped, but the truth
is I'm pussy whipped.
Do you find yourself
feeling as though you don't fit
in still to this day?
I feel that order
and meaning are things which are
created by minds.
It might be a good
sex life to you but it won't
be to everyone.
[deleted] I am
tattooed and pierced, and I am
interesting as fuck.
That and the camera
seems to be zoomed in too close
much of the time. Why?
She is literally
aiming to be traumatized.
Like everyone else.
I don't. How could you?
It's a big dark cloud looming
over me (and you).
But more than likely,
you have no idea what
you're talking about.
Homophobia
doesn't disappear once gay
marriage is legal.
Just purrs like crazy..
Probably thinks it's a massage
pillow for him. Yes.
If I'm right I look
like a genius, if I'm wrong
I look retarded.
i made horrible
choices but i know she is
the person i want.
None of us know if
Jesus was up tight or would
have laughed at this prank.
There's military
with machine guns at the bus
stations every day.
Too big. And I'm not
making the joke, it looks too
big for a fighter.
No? Have you been banned
from posting for not toeing
our party line? No?
I genuinely
see it as a take on our
current society.
:p So my dog seems
to understand to not pee
or poop on carpet.
I know I would love
to see a preview of Beth
before the train scene.
Over all I'd say
he is very balanced if
you know how he plays.
Or take a day trip
up to Toronto and just
walk around downtown.
Maybe Murray too.
I'd drop Ivory for Herron
no questions asked though.
Porn addiction is
actually one of the hardest
things to quit I've found.
And everyone is
always *friendly* in a south
city kind of way.
Its illogical.
Queer christian theology
makes no sense to me.
I have about four
prescriptions that have my wife's
name on them, not mine.
Don't worry about
motivation, just do what
you can when you can.
See dude, that's all great
and dandy, the problem here
is the tendency.
I can guarantee
you that she isn't over
thinking it like this.
Life doesn't need our
permission to progress from
one stage to the next.
Breast shells are worn when
not nursing to help draw out
inverted nipples.
That's not to say its
impossible, but it won't
exist for some time.
Wipe off the snow from
your nose and lean back and you
should be good to go.
Are you sure you want
to close all programs and shut
down the computer?
If you deviate
from the plan, get back on it.
You can't change the past.
He's come to learn who
mother and father refers
to just like our names.
There is no excuse
for thugs to rule the hood' just
cause they think they can.
Well, to all of you,
I say good. That's what happens
when real trade takes place.
You deserve better.
But if this is what you want
this is what you get.
Take a prescription
opiate Wow this feels great
not in any pain.
I just feel there are
better solutions than just
killing the fetus.
The key is to start
playing the game, or else you
won't find anyone.
You're not an addict
because you have good coping
skills for your issues.
He wants to rebuild
America from the pure
genes of the Enclave.
You used the plural
("consequences"). They only
knew that they would die.
Neat. Thanks. that's some edge
you have there my friend, how is
6th grade going?
I don't know about
all that, but it has always
been easy for me.
But on the Mac side,
the cost differential is
more esoteric.
If something happens
and I need to shop around,
will remember this.
Looks like other folks
in thus thread agree just fine
though so whatever.
I've had too many
bikes stolen to want to mess
with them anymore.
If it didn't run like
shit, it would be a great game
on PC as well.
There will always be
poverty, as long as there
is humanity.
Do you really think
each of these star wars movies
will be Blockbusters?
No shoes in the house.
I want to minimize dirt
and particulates.
Actually, I am "trained"
in journalism as well,
but thanks for playing.
My friend used to say
taking pictures distracts from
the fun you're having.
You do know being
correct involves more than just
using big words right?
If you really care
about your rank then practice
and improve yourself.
That's ridiculous.
Did you laugh him out the door
as soon as you saw?
Players today are
faster, stronger, healthier
in terms of lifestyle...
A meal an a half?
And mostly salads? You WILL
NOT build muscle with.
It also appears
difficult for you to find
some sort of escape.
You have a point there
Damn straight Any ace streams yet?
Learn from your mistakes.
She said that she was
proud to be a moderate.
I'm confused... Hi there!
I have a duty
to my daughter. To the realm.
Even to Robert.
I would be pretty
disappointed with Wizards
if that was the case.
He knows full well why
people are weeping, he knows
full well what happened.
The real question is,
why haven't you checked yourself
for autism yet?
My poor ears. I am
currently wearing business
shorts at the office.
Everything is hard
before it becomes easy.
Can you hear me now?
If that's accurate,
it means that moderation
doesn't work for you.
People are crazy.
All circles are upside down.
Squares are right side up.
The thing is, if you
feel as if you're too squishy,
then you probably are.
As an male trending
to Alpha, you shouldn't care
what men FEEL. Make sense?
"Say 'I'm the Captain
now' again motherfucker,
I double dare you."
In your defense, you
had legitimate belief
to think she was drunk.
Don't let him do it,
he doesn't deserve to feel
better about it.
I think you words up
some mixed I know my dad would
probably be upset.
I can understand
the ones who were drafted or
threatened at gunpoint.
^^^Should ^^^I ^^^say ^^^it? ^^^Cause
^^^I ^^^think ^^^I ^^^want ^^^to ^^^say ^^^it.
^^^I'm ^^^gonna ^^^say ^^^it.
She was important
in the first arc because, well,
obvious reasons.
I'm talking about
the "secret" area. Claire?
That's a fat girl's name.
My life was my own.
That first month was beautiful.
I fixed the place up.
the space is nice, just
not what they did with it You
aren't denying it?
Now, with these stars, there
also became galaxies,
gatherings of stars.
Seriously though,
California is the best
citrus growing state.
Anyway it was
our first night there and we were
all pretty tired.
I'm aware of where
I am in reality
so I try to move.
But he shrugs it off
every time I try to talk
to him about it.
The scene where Gus tells
Shawn that he talked to a ghost
when he was a child.
[removed] Get married
to someone who care about
you and your interests.
One method is not
worrying about other
people's opinions.
and only five bucks
I lived in France for a few
months after uni.
So many people
need to get the giant sticks
out of their asses.
Look up at a night
sky without light pollution.
Enjoy those moments.
[deleted] Not Moose,
I like him so far. I'm not
mad about Bennett.
You're picking Gaudreau,
Wheeler, Kesler and Marchand
over Seguin? Thanks!
I said the moment
I posted this that I didn't
know the whole story.
I'm sure lecturing
people like they're children will
really change their minds.
Might be neat. Do you
know any trans singers who
do something like that?
I don't have any
keys currently, but I could
overpay in hats.
You don't like to touch
people's hands but you're willing
to handle money.
When I stop winning,
I'll stop doing it. I like
the story the most.
First off, I don't know
why you think I'm complaining
about anything.
My bad! I actually
did this so long along but
forgot to post it.
I'm just trying to get
people to understand why
people don't like it.
It's mostly hot air,
opinion and conjecture.
Total waste of time.
I have twice broken
the same toe while trying to step
over my suitcase.
I can guess whether
someone is male or female
based on their whistle.
Why would I? No, there
is nothing to base that on,
as far as I know.
There's no evidence
to support or refute it.
So it's possible.
As soon as something
good is available it's
sold out within hours.
who else do you want
your son to learn about his
dick from? Very true.
i don't think you can,
mine is on a work laptop
which goes everywhere.
The struggle was real.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck CT
scans came back normal.
Either way, it's not
like I'm saying, "Go ahead
and fuck your sister!
I'm from Kentucky.
Can I send you some bourbon
that'll change your mind?
Like with car salesmen,
the smart consumer makes them
work for the business.
This way he knows what
he is going to see when
you finally meet.
You are always missed.
Someone will remember you.
It's in our nature.
I'm still not opposed
to watching it if it should
wind up on TV.
I was also sleep
deprived for days and slipped more
and more out of it...
Do greatness. I just
went there, there a lot of white
people on that site.
And, of course, BREASTS. Man..
None of my friends have stolen
anything for me.
If you, as a man,
don't want to be a parent,
you **do** have options.
Everyone else was
the same way, turning mindless
and unresponsive.
I wanted to throw
War and Peace, but it was on
my Kindle, so no.
If I saw this guy
doing that to a bike, I'd
punch him in the face.
as the top post on
my front page. So excellent.
I can't stop smiling.
Call me crazy but
the magic of the 80s should
stay in that era.
With an audible
and dramatic sigh Audrey
jabbed at her keyboard.
Place road directly
over river and the bridge
will create itself.
You don't really care
either way, but regardless
he is getting dressed.
You implied that it's
obvious why a junkie
would stab somebody.
I see you derive
your self worth from arguing
on the internet.
His outlook on life
is a model to live by.
I'm saving the link.
This gives me great hope
that citizens can stand up
to unlawful acts.
Aversion in taste
exists to protect you from
potential poisons.
And I do murder
all I want, and the amount
I want is zero.
Enthusiasm.
Even better than that is
when it turns you on.
Just thank your lucky
stars they were solid nuggets
and not hershey squirts.
Iron Man. He's rich,
he gets beautiful women
and he blows shit up.
I have a friend who
does it, and she says its kicks
the shit out of her.
No one know for sure,
but they do know it isn't
because of drowning.
hopefully homeless
guy made off with random black
fellas burrito.
Smoking weed isn't
worth risking your health. I am.
Impressive sleuthing.
The best part is when
all the old Uncles get drunk
and tell dirty jokes.
He rarely comes out
and says "men bad, women good"
or something like that.
Yeah, because when was
the last time anyone fought
off a predator?
I don't eat much fruit,
but I make an exception
for watermelon.
It's the future, no
one knows how it will turn out.
There is only hope.
Puns and other smart
alec remarks are what makes
the world go around.
What is the best way
to approach an attractive
woman at a bar?
Because, if they were,
then the auto makers would
be producing them.
Hope I was able
to communicate my point,
if not, it's my fault.
Over the years I've
seen dozens of pages like
this, most of them real.
In which case you mean
*maxim* of action, as Kant
would probably have it.
No, what's happening is
that shareholders' property
is being abused.
But you see NO ONE
for your entire sentence.
You eat in your cell.
Here's a tip. It's NOT
the most trusted source of news
to Americans.
They're all prone to flip
when subjected to extreme
lateral forces.
I suspect I will
miss it as I take my next
trip to Seattle.
The Da Vinci Code
and its fans just suck, sorry
to break it to ya.
Can't bring up Mises
and expect the Institute
to stay out of it.
It is not at all
surprising that they wouldn't
help a dying man.
If it's such a bad
movie, why do people go
to see it so much?
Many will probably
give this post a boost based on
the headline alone.
No? Okay, that means
you're not picking up the IP
address correctly.
For example, say
the problem is "My network
connection won't work".
Oh, that's his point? Great,
an entire article
based on a straw man.
You can't just say "I'd
have done things smarter" and not
present a real plan.
That necessitates
*some* positive feedback, like,
I don't know, "thank you."
So I think there may
be more to it than the nerds
and the rich people.
This seriously
annoys the shit out of me
when people say this.
[deleted] Call her
and in a rushed voice ask her
what size ring she wears.
To air out your nips?
His stories have been proven
to be all bullshit.
It was really tough.
And made me think of the day
I will lose my dog.
Girlfriends are like jobs.
Once you get one, it's easy
to get another.
They can continue
to pay substandard wages
for substandard work.
I don't understand
what it means to recreate
Silicon Valley.