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Sometimes they make eye
     contact and then just go back
to watching the show.

I just went to their
     website to get more info.
It's unusable.

He's not disabled.
     Heck, there's people who have like
no hands who are gold.

I'm wondering, why
     is the page so, uh I can't
think of the word. Long?

I appreciate
     your concern though and I'm glad
you offered to help.

I am not giving
     in for fear of illegal
police harassment.

There are many things
     we do not let our children
do, like driving cars.

The cows are long gone,
     in fact, the barn never had
any cows in it.

I shall hope to win
     This is going to dilute
the armor market.

Plus she was being
     all shady with Andrea
in the beginning.

He probably isn't
     even trying to take away
your assault rifles.

I have an issue
     with my mouth moving faster
than my brain sometimes.

Oh my fucking god.
     You literally **cannot** make
this kind of thing up.

They're not prayer beads like
     on a rosary, they're just
used for fidgeting.

I actually added
     this part in my Doctoral
Thesis as a quote!

Okay, thanks. I'll be
     sure to hang out sooner than
later, just in case.

Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
     Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.

Honestly believe
     Gomez could do a very
decent job somewhere.

I had one last week
     that said, "this sweater is blue
like in the pictures!

If you're interested
     in a particular one,
please specify which.

Over the shoulder
     quadruple boulder holders.
Why did I click, why?

It's awesome to see
     how involved all of us are
on this sub right now.

Anybody else?
     You sound hot for some reason.
Sent you a PM!

Just like the Cowboys
     defense has been a complete
joke the past few years.

She was important
     in the first arc because, well,
obvious reasons.

^^^Should ^^^I ^^^say ^^^it? ^^^Cause
     ^^^I ^^^think ^^^I ^^^want ^^^to ^^^say ^^^it.
^^^I'm ^^^gonna ^^^say ^^^it.

Seriously though,
     California is the best
citrus growing state.

To me, it looked like
     he was beginning to lose
his control as well.

I think you words up
     some mixed I know my dad would
probably be upset.

Maybe your bank did
     not transfer your mony back
to your account yet?

In your defense, you
     had legitimate belief
to think she was drunk.

I was also sleep
     deprived for days and slipped more
and more out of it...

And when you tell them
     yes, don't be afraid to roll
with their idea.

Welcome to the real
     Battlefield experience.
Mate, you're mistaken.

Some people collect
     coins, others collect stamps, some
collect fingernails.

No one put strings on
     you and treated you like you're
their god damn puppet.

Granted, they're all pro
     democrat, but this is still
progress for this sub.

I can understand
     the ones who were drafted or
threatened at gunpoint.

But he shrugs it off
     every time I try to talk
to him about it.

If enough people
     vote for the third party then
that party will win.

the space is nice, just
     not what they did with it You
aren't denying it?

I always knew when
     he stopped eating it would be
time to let him go.

Truth: what would you do
     for a billion dollars, but
not for a million?

My life was my own.
     That first month was beautiful.
I fixed the place up.

First off, I don't know
     why you think I'm complaining
about anything.

I'm talking about
     the "secret" area. Claire?
That's a fat girl's name.

Exciting times. Ugh,
     my periods are always
so over the place.

I bet the whole thing
     is all so some guy could hide
that porn magazine.

If I take a gun
     and walk out into the street
and randomly fire.

[deleted] Not Moose,
     I like him so far. I'm not
mad about Bennett.

One method is not
     worrying about other
people's opinions.

It also appears
     difficult for you to find
some sort of escape.

[removed] Get married
     to someone who care about
you and your interests.

You have a point there
     Damn straight Any ace streams yet?
Learn from your mistakes.

A meal an a half?
     And mostly salads? You WILL
NOT build muscle with.

You don't like to touch
     people's hands but you're willing
to handle money.

Sorry if this was
     answered in the video
I can't watch right now.

I simply couldn't
     respect a woman who would
let herself be used.

Why would I? No, there
     is nothing to base that on,
as far as I know.

The scene where Gus tells
     Shawn that he talked to a ghost
when he was a child.

I'm aware of where
     I am in reality
so I try to move.

Anyway it was
     our first night there and we were
all pretty tired.

When I stop winning,
     I'll stop doing it. I like
the story the most.

I said the moment
     I posted this that I didn't
know the whole story.

This way he knows what
     he is going to see when
you finally meet.

Don't let him do it,
     he doesn't deserve to feel
better about it.

Look up at a night
     sky without light pollution.
Enjoy those moments.

Do you really think
     each of these star wars movies
will be Blockbusters?

So many people
     need to get the giant sticks
out of their asses.

Actually, I am "trained"
     in journalism as well,
but thanks for playing.

and only five bucks
     I lived in France for a few
months after uni.

My friend used to say
     taking pictures distracts from
the fun you're having.

Might be neat. Do you
     know any trans singers who
do something like that?

I'm sure lecturing
     people like they're children will
really change their minds.

Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
     Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.

Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
     Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.

Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
     Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.

You're picking Gaudreau,
     Wheeler, Kesler and Marchand
over Seguin? Thanks!

Players today are
     faster, stronger, healthier
in terms of lifestyle...

He knows full well why
     people are weeping, he knows
full well what happened.

I would be pretty
     disappointed with Wizards
if that was the case.

That's ridiculous.
     Did you laugh him out the door
as soon as you saw?

The next thing you are
     telling me is that you don't
like eating children?

Especially because
     the whole thing could be sidestepped
by *gasp* a cell phone.

Since that night, I've had
     better sex, and also worse
sex and that's okay.

We're not martyrs, we're
     not volunteers, and we most
certainly aren't saints.

You get in that van
     and do whatever it takes
to *get that candy!

Find more positive
     role models and read their works,
study their habits.

It would be the top
     story on every single
news site in the world.

A flat wing gains lift
     if it is at an angle
to the flow of air.

And I am anal
     to the point of obsession
about cleaning kit.

Why do I have you
     tagged as animal fucker
likes german shepherds?

Yes, I'm a prescribed
     Canadian. That fact was
almost fun. Almost.

I am a senior
     in high school and with that comes
the dreaded question.

Even their houses,
     their art collections and all
are owed by the fund.

as the top post on
     my front page. So excellent.
I can't stop smiling.

Is it mainly homes
     and religious sites or are
there many places?

I love it and yes
     even when she doesn't squirt,
she gets super wet.

Fuck dude that sucks, good
     on you for being honest
with yourself now though.

"What are you working
     out today?" "Dude, it's Friday.
Biceps and chest son.

It could be pretty
     satisfying to rip up
books that you hated.

You can easily
     shoot a passenger while trying
to hit the engine.

I thought the dog was
     in front of the pyramids,
looking unimpressed.

Can't handle shit when
     you have no ammo and chose
your battle poorly?

I like the winter
     because running in snow make
you feel like a boss.

If any species
     should have it's population
controlled it's humans.

There's an obvious
     pattern and I'm not sure he's
ready to see it.

Holy shit I can't
     even begin to describe
how jealous I am.

Sorry this has been
     more me venting than actually
offering you advice.

Hell, anyone who
     doesn't subscribe to it is
deluding themselves.

Thanks! Yeah, but he was
     moving from the shadows cast
by the nearby lights.

I think Jesse plans
     on telling Flynn everything
about his father.

It's not fair to them
     thinking you are a friend when
you are really not.

Thanks for the answers.
     Pistols all get registered
at time of purchase.

If you are living
     outdoors, you would much rather
live in mild weather.

Why? He's a lot more
     experienced than I am
and a lot smarter.

I knew that as soon
     as I stopped with the milk I'd
go back to normal.

That's exactly why
     I watch videos like these,
for moment like this.

Is it just me or
     does it look like Owen's nose
is a bit broken?

It's only legal
     for a little while longer.
Three, two, one, zero!

And of course if one
     finger is wet, chances are
the others are too.

I love your software
     and tell others about it.
Haters gonna hate.

Hypothetically,
     this new approach might let them
get away with it.

The key is to start
     playing the game, or else you
won't find anyone.

I just feel there are
     better solutions than just
killing the fetus.

I know I would love
     to see a preview of Beth
before the train scene.

If I'm right I look
     like a genius, if I'm wrong
I look retarded.

Flux removes the blues
     at night time to give a more
realistic look.

I agree that there
     shouldn't be cronyism
in place of merit.

i made horrible
     choices but i know she is
the person i want.

You deserve better.
     But if this is what you want
this is what you get.

Take a prescription
     opiate Wow this feels great
not in any pain.

The thing is, if you
     feel as if you're too squishy,
then you probably are.

As an male trending
     to Alpha, you shouldn't care
what men FEEL. Make sense?

People are crazy.
     All circles are upside down.
Squares are right side up.

He wants to rebuild
     America from the pure
genes of the Enclave.

Neat. Thanks. that's some edge
     you have there my friend, how is
6th grade going?

You're not an addict
     because you have good coping
skills for your issues.

It doesn't even
     have any wheels No, no Tom
Hanks in the movie.

Yes, it will be hard...
     but you'd be doing both you
and him a favor.

If that were simple
     to implement they probably
would have already.

It sucks. It's my first
     valentines day since my last
boyfriend passed away.

They let the murders
     and kiddie rapist back out
to do it again.

I have lived my life
     where firearms are as common
as automobiles.

And the best part is
     that her friend knows too and is
just playing along.

Are you sure you want
     to close all programs and shut
down the computer?

Wipe off the snow from
     your nose and lean back and you
should be good to go.

Porn addiction is
     actually one of the hardest
things to quit I've found.

can you explain why
     the water doesn't drain by
seeping through the rocks?

It's more efficient
     mathematically even
if not practically.

Looks quite excellent.
     Like legit asian takeout.
How did you cook it?

Houston and Dallas
     are cities with no zoning,
and they are booming.

Edition? My case
     has been made by every vote
banning gay marriage.

Fuck the government
     man they don't do shit to keep
nation safe. Looks good!

The only time Jack
     has ever annoyed me was
his butterfly thing.

hurts to even type.
     Are you sure it's not Asian
men who get you hard?

I was also picked
     on for my lack of knowledge
in sexual things.

I feel like we should
     let them be recruited just
to be rid of them.

Worse than Dominos
     I honestly didn't enjoy
Skyward Sword as much.

I've never fancied
     the russian roulette of birth
control personally.

Palestine honors
     the criminals who murdered
innocent people.

He thought if I want
     smiling constantly that meant
I was miserable.

But for most people
     just being there and showing
you care is enough.

I think after "q"
     I would say "u,", and "r" was
in the wrong place, too.

Try to grab a guy
     who isn't awesome right now
but has high upside.

Eight sounds young but that's
     *way* to old to be screwing
up the alphabet.

Quite frankly, I don't
     think that will ever happen.
And let's say it did.

Obama knows this,
     hence why he is so desperate
to get a deal. Ha!

I want that! I don't
     care who to. I just want that!
Can confirm. Owned one.

It's all in your head.
     Happy Birthday! Hope it is
one to remember!

He wasn't the least
     bit sympathetic about
my pleas in the car.

This would be like you
     getting caught up in Russian
cyber policy.

"They put everyone
     in a big circle and then
do them one by one.

"Please sir, just stay there,
     don't do anything rash while
I wait for backup!"

This is why you should
     have no part in deciding
the fate of mankind.

There will always be
     poverty, as long as there
is humanity.

Age does not always
     bring wisdom, just as the young
are not all foolish.

You do know being
     correct involves more than just
using big words right?

She said that she was
     proud to be a moderate.
I'm confused... Hi there!

I have a duty
     to my daughter. To the realm.
Even to Robert.

If you really care
     about your rank then practice
and improve yourself.

I'm going to take
     your liver, son." "What the fuck?
That's so messed up, dad!"

At least it will be
     until tons of people start
getting hit by cars.

I would never date
     the sort of asshole who would
do this to someone.

No shoes in the house.
     I want to minimize dirt
and particulates.

Homophobia
     doesn't disappear once gay
marriage is legal.

I genuinely
     see it as a take on our
current society.

Just purrs like crazy..
     Probably thinks it's a massage
pillow for him. Yes.

Just because it has
     been available doesn't
mean it was useful.

Over all I'd say
     he is very balanced if
you know how he plays.

Or take a day trip
     up to Toronto and just
walk around downtown.

Its illogical.
     Queer christian theology
makes no sense to me.

Maybe Murray too.
     I'd drop Ivory for Herron
no questions asked though.

I don't. How could you?
     It's a big dark cloud looming
over me (and you).

And everyone is
     always *friendly* in a south
city kind of way.

I have about four
     prescriptions that have my wife's
name on them, not mine.

So this is pretty
     much just rednecks vs clowns?
That sounds amazing.

If you have the time
     I'd like you to consider
helping me this year.

Don't worry about
     motivation, just do what
you can when you can.

See dude, that's all great
     and dandy, the problem here
is the tendency.

I can guarantee
     you that she isn't over
thinking it like this.