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Other guys may think
     I'm pussy whipped, but the truth
is I'm pussy whipped.

I shall hope to win
     This is going to dilute
the armor market.

What I usually
     do is check the CDs out
at the library.

I have a beach trip
     with some friends soon and I plan
on smoking one then.

Also the placement,
     spacing and scale of the type
bothers me a bit.

However, I feel
     that this is almost pointless
to argue about.

Sometimes they make eye
     contact and then just go back
to watching the show.

Wouldn't these people
     be happier if they just
moved to North Korea?

I'm wondering, why
     is the page so, uh I can't
think of the word. Long?

Get her to focus
     on something else, get her mind
completely off it.

Why are you doing
     that to mommy?! She is hurt!
Stop it Skittles! Please!!

Indeed. He is too
     generous, I gonna try
ask him for money...

It worked. How did you
     make money if it didn't go
up (or down) in price?

But if he's talking
     about the "God hates fags" stuff,
then yeah, that's hate speech.

Did he cheat on me?
     First that stupid Hillary
chick and now this bitch?

There are many things
     we do not let our children
do, like driving cars.

These people don't want
     to be there, there is nowhere
else for them to go.

Plus she was being
     all shady with Andrea
in the beginning.

I appreciate
     your concern though and I'm glad
you offered to help.

If you say something
     is an issue, burden is
to you to show why.

There's very little
     difference between Michael Scott
and Tandy Miller.

Do you go with straight
     up regular muscle milk
or just switch it up?

Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
     Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.
Work. Work. Work. Work. Work.

Also move your bed
     and sheets away from the wall.
But again, you're safe.

Yeah, because when was
     the last time anyone fought
off a predator?

Firm handshake and eye
     contact, after they see you
drinking alcohol.

There is honestly
     no reward for fighting it,
only unfair risk.

I feel like that might
     be information that you
should keep to yourself.

You implied that it's
     obvious why a junkie
would stab somebody.

The best part is when
     all the old Uncles get drunk
and tell dirty jokes.

Smoking weed isn't
     worth risking your health. I am.
Impressive sleuthing.

No one know for sure,
     but they do know it isn't
because of drowning.

"What are you working
     out today?" "Dude, it's Friday.
Biceps and chest son.

Call me crazy but
     the magic of the 80s should
stay in that era.

I thought the dog was
     in front of the pyramids,
looking unimpressed.

Can't handle shit when
     you have no ammo and chose
your battle poorly?

I like the winter
     because running in snow make
you feel like a boss.

If any species
     should have it's population
controlled it's humans.

There's an obvious
     pattern and I'm not sure he's
ready to see it.

and i fucking stared
     at her pussy like if there
was no tomorrow.

See if you like it.
     i refuse do go aussie
just on principle.

I think Jesse plans
     on telling Flynn everything
about his father.

Go to sleep one night,
     and wake up in period
as your persona!

You know how that works?
     It's just a bike, but I know
things about my bike.

It could be pretty
     satisfying to rip up
books that you hated.

looks like this year will
     be a repeat for DK2...
but it'll be worth it.

And then you will be
     like everyone else ma friend.
"Shit how'd i miss that".

Just imagine, had
     she been alone, she likely
would have died. Scary.

All because they want
     to get their hands on that sweet,
sweet technology.

Also, the mineral
     patch location and ramp can
affect where they stack.

Just like the content
     is empty and only there
for website ratings?

I just plain do not
     want to be at work right now
and I want to cry.

Ugh. It's a private
     server, it has every right
to discriminate.

Calling the sandwich
     from that place "a lot of food"
is inaccurate.

Sure, these things that you
     could mysteriously never
find again to quote.

I know she couldn't
     do it on the show, but they're
really worth a watch.

Sadly (or thank God),
     this is nothing specific
to America.

It is a lot more
     nuanced than what you describe.
No, no, no, no, no.

when i lean forward,
     my penis goes completely
inside my body.

Comedy and drug
     use is like pizza and beer
or hookers and blow.

You do realize there
     are other kinds of conflicts
besides 'oil wars', right?

Maybe he is not
     stupid, but he clearly thinks
his followers are.

Most other asians
     can't even tell what I am.
Could not agree more.

When taking public
     transport I usually just
read on my tablet.

My biggest hindrance
     is the fear of learning all
that material.

Its like when you flick
     that spring thing that stops your door
from hitting a wall.

You will of course be
     beaten into submission
and possibly killed.

I asked my dad if
     Hemingway wanted us all
to jump off bridges.

Like the KKK
     guy who was killed with kindness
by an old black man.

The guy down the road
     is a lazy criminal
and lives in a shack.

Forgetting these points
     are almost definitely
why it was removed.

Thanks again!! I'd line
     my lock up with your hole, if
you know what I mean.

Distort? It's rough, man.
     I lost mine in December.
Sorry for your loss.

There are none so blind
     as those who will not see. Yeah.
No comparison.

any chance I can
     jump in and ask for a can?
Amazing work guys.

However, what you
     like about Christmas is what
I hate about it.

The down arrow is
     for comments that add nothing
to the discussion.

Die! Get lost for hours!
     Die! Finally find the way!
Feel great about it!

I can see around
     corners easier and spot
dangers easier.

Writing software fast
     doesn't necessarily
yield spaghetti code.

Most of Netscape's code
     got written while burning both
end of the candle.

Nothing would please me
     more than watching the music
industry implode.

And do you really
     want an atrocity like
that on your conscience?

If we were allowed
     to eat our votes nobody
would get elected.

Holy shit, had no
     idea about this, thanks
for letting us know!

A college degree
     or diploma will improve
your chances a lot.

It was the British
     BBQ Society's
Mayhem in May comp.

Another, very
     common attack vector is
the advertisers.

Culinary arts
     is a pretty difficult
thing to get into.

Could you explain why
     you are not a candidate
for a surgery?

[deleted] Petty?
     What year is it? I just saw
this, I'm so sorry!

As soon as someone
     initiates combat, beat
the hell out of em.

Also, I agree
     that the intent is to cause
emotional stress.

And I thought I was
     so clever before I saw
you beat me to it.

If you are asking
     was he a gang banger, then
the answer is no.

Thus, I didn't imply
     anything beyond speaking
about abortion.

If you really want
     easier combat lower
the difficulty.

However they were
     not as lucky as they thought.
It was a bloodbath.

You can even find
     vegetarian dog food
pretty easily.

It just lacks that... stuff...
     you know the shit that gets you
wired up and awake?

In my opinion,
     every Pelican album
tops Australasia.

What is the best way
     to approach an attractive
woman at a bar?

If you don't like it,
     just keep on walking and look
at some other posts.

Couldn't one just claim
     to plead the 5th, and then
request a lawyer?

Another title,
     a line in a book, a place
in the hearts of men.

Nonetheless we still
     give them the freedom to make
the poor choice themselves.

The easiest way
     to illustrate this one is
with an example.

I am not calling
     this bullshit, I am just trying
to figure it out.

And for the record:
     liking music doesn't make
you patriotic.

I was all ready
     to say this was a silly
over reaction.

You will want a place
     to escape from all the stress
sooner or later.

I hate guys like you,
     because they make girls think guys
like me are like you.

I read through your post
     and I can imagine its
not the best feeling.

I could write a short
     novel about the advice
I've heard about dirt.

And the crowd that turned
     out to watch, dressed up in their
finest, hats and all.

I've luckily been
     able to compress the graph!
[deleted] You're in.

Cold even. Man, two
     weeks ago I had a dream
that went just like this.

Alzheimer's sucks ass.
     What a horrible slowly
progressing disease...

Does it stink that you
     get stuck with yet another
cost for a class? Sure.

Some people really
     shouldn't be allowed to use
social media.

I just discovered
     this sub today and this is
fucking amazing.

To be technical:
     The fat from such foods isn't
what makes you gain weight.

I was joking when
     I demanded that I be
in every picture.

The way they oppress
     and control black folks now is
through the War on Drugs.

Source: am a toaster
     owner and love my toaster.
I did read OPs post.

So I think a good
     place to start is to not feel
ashamed of yourself.

But we were talking
     about what people believe,
not what's actually true.

I'm done responding
     to you, go ahead make some
joke for the last word.

Why do you think porn
     sites have the highest traffic
on the internet?

The world is so real
     that you can practically touch
the crumbling plaster.

Look at their picture
     side by side with anything
and it looks awful.

If it's a shaved look
     like Jason Statham or Bruce
Willis, then it's fine.

I don't think Logan
     would have lifted a finger
to save Juliette.

I don't know how much
     influence I would have, but
I think I could help.

You say you don't think
     in black and white but it sure
sounds like that to me.

The difference between
     eugenics for cows, pigs, corn,
dogs, etc.

I notice almost
     every thing you've submitted
is from Canada.

This category
     could also include babies
in incubators.

I'm pretty sure "Just
     Do It." translates pretty well
in most languages.

Now if only they'd
     just open source the damn thing
and be done with it.

Yeah, I could try, but
     I wouldn't be able to.
Subscription required.

This argument sounds
     warm and fuzzy, but it's just
not realistic.

It was really tough.
     And made me think of the day
I will lose my dog.

i feel they can say
     whatever they want and not
have to back it up.

Are we thwarting plans,
     stopping terrorists, and not
hearing about it?

This happened several
     times and I reverted back
to the old system.

And let's be honest
     that's me being nice, okay,
that's me being nice.

Interpretation
     is a very normative
process after all.

I have to ask, what
     have these specific castles
done to annoy you?

anything that's not
     your salary is a perk
aka benefit.

I can think of two
     useful beliefs I espouse
that contradict yours.

So, raise you hand if
     you currently trust Sony.
Yeah, that's what I thought.

It has a little
     camera, which is uncommon
but not unheard of.

Everyone I asked
     on the street was like "hmmm... yah..
yah I know that place.

Price for conversion
     is roughly 36k. Not a joke.
Stick insects. makes sense.

For better or worse,
     they do **NOT** negotiate.
The price is the price.

I'm trying not to wake
     my boyfriend with the shaking
bed from my crying.

I SAY TO YOU, THERE'S
     NOTHING WRONG, GIVE ME A STICK
AND I'LL SING ALONG.

My mate had it, then
     he updated his drivers
and it worked. Try it.

I didn't know we were
     being graded on spelling
and punctuation.

"Women" aspect is
     just one that blew up. (WARNING!
Sarcasm below!)

Probably shit myself.
     I mean, I'd die happy right
after a good poop.

It's Christmas season,
     go out and see if you can
snag a good deal now.

Thanks for these insights.
     Much appreciated! Um.
So which one is which?

Oh, for heaven's sake
     mankind, it's ONLY four light
years away, you know!

Land of kinda short,
     often kinda stocky, most
often fit women.

They're all huge except
     for Pig, who is pretty small
in comparison.

That particular
     piece has not been performed yet,
so it's hard to say.

I would love to such
     you off. This is beautiful.
Cant wait anymore.

And a chance to see
     termite penis was too good
to pass up, baby.

If it is, why aren't
     we letting kids watch hardcore
porn or something too?

My mom passed away
     from me a few days after
my 16th birthday.

at least you're eating
     vegetables, which is better
than lots of people.

Friends and family are
     very, very important.
"God"? Not relevant.

yeah its not always
     the same as blood like you get
when you cut your arm.

Why does this happen?
     Who knows. Why do parasites
and suffering exist?

Seattle and South
     Florida work on the same
principles, I see.

Because, if they were,
     then the auto makers would
be producing them.

I know it's said all
     the time, but I really don't
find implants sexy.

They can take credit
     for your successes but blame
you for your failures.

You seem terribly
     uneducated about
cycles of history.

Hope I was able
     to communicate my point,
if not, it's my fault.

Over the years I've
     seen dozens of pages like
this, most of them real.

In which case you mean
     *maxim* of action, as Kant
would probably have it.

No, what's happening is
     that shareholders' property
is being abused.

But you see NO ONE
     for your entire sentence.
You eat in your cell.

Here's a tip. It's NOT
     the most trusted source of news
to Americans.

They're all prone to flip
     when subjected to extreme
lateral forces.

I suspect I will
     miss it as I take my next
trip to Seattle.

The Da Vinci Code
     and its fans just suck, sorry
to break it to ya.

Can't bring up Mises
     and expect the Institute
to stay out of it.

It is not at all
     surprising that they wouldn't
help a dying man.

If it's such a bad
     movie, why do people go
to see it so much?

Many will probably
     give this post a boost based on
the headline alone.

No? Okay, that means
     you're not picking up the IP
address correctly.

For example, say
     the problem is "My network
connection won't work".

Oh, that's his point? Great,
     an entire article
based on a straw man.

Some of my favorites
     are fried shrimp, fried catfish, fried
chicken, and fried squash.

As to the girlfriend
     problems, you'll meet someone else..
you're young.. give it time.

It is not numbers
     that will make you fit the dress.
It is the waistline.

My belief of our
     place in the universe scares
the shit out of me.