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It started to smell
     after a while, which is when
I figured it out.

[deleted] ((hug)) nice
     job on the build and painting!
i like the finish.

They actually think its
     not on the size of the knife,
its how you use it...

It may have some air
     in it but most of the air
comes from the tap grate.

The Pirate Bay is
     delusional and must be
stopped Go fuck yourself.

It doesn't matter
     if it's uncomfortable
(find something that fits).

If you're not afraid
     to say your mind, people will
walk all over you.

But you would be wrong.
     Which is why it's such a good
part of the story.

Well, I'm not a Fox
     News hater, so I don't mind
sending them traffic.

Honestly, it's just
     because they're parents are rich
as fuck lol.

Luckily my current
     SO didn't care. And we started
cooking together.

Although ideas
     like this is exactly where
good statistics starts.

I say to my kid:
     you're an adult, you can make
your own decisions.

Teammates on Pittsburgh
     at the time, Gary Roberts
happily obliged.

I cannot fathom
     subjecting women to it,
if they didn't need one.

They were filming some
     kind of movie. Pretty weird.
Only in New York.

You have now entered,
     The twilight zone. Clean as you
go people! C'mon!

Well damn, I came here
     just to say "standard", I guess
we all think alike.

That scene made me more
     emotional than ever
at a TV show.

I'm pretty sure that's
     the case with all athletes who
have endorsement deals.

Just present. Keep on
     the leash and take out and praise
when going outside.

But that doesn't mean
     I can't express my distaste
for it being used.

You can read and write,
     and can copy and paste just
like the rest of us.

I really wish all
     the hope and endurance you
need to get through this!

You would roll a class
     but it could completely change
as you leveled up.

I still don't see why
     that goes against what I was
saying earlier.

Rita Wilson, all
     business, but personable
and very nice too.

Pittsburg is western
     PA no? You aren't reading what
I'm writing... at all.

Not that I agree
     with it, but do you really
think he gives a fuck?

I thought that a dog
     could be a good protection
against burglaries.

A Pakistani
     militant could say the same
thing about the US.

The authorities
     may then take a few minutes
to get to the scene.

She was arrested
     for a *hit and run* and then
tried to bolt while cuffed.

...so? Maritime law
     might require civilian ships
to be not stealthy.

Grab a new fender
     signal from a junkyard or
order one online.

[deleted] I love
     Tyler. You are an ace thank
you for the insight.

Maybe if you would
     like to become my guru
that would be okay.

If I knew this would
     actually get posted, I would
have posted it first...

If a crazy girl
     wants revenge against a guy,
she can key his car.

Can he still dunk or
     are they just tired of him
dominating them?

Chuck Norris doesn't
     go swimming, water just likes
to be around him.

Well, I mean apart
     from the time period, you're
absolutely right.

Iowa City
     has an overt lesbian
mafia, I hear.

Story, characters,
     and action was dense and didn't
really get boring.

We can't keep people
     from doing that on Water
St. in Milwaukee.

I choose not to pay,
     and thus I do not consume
radio content.

I also never
     thought about changing the plate
via tape also.

The one personal
     experience I have is
with being pregnant.

No, they are just pissed
     that Christians are living their
lives based on some book.

It is not easy,
     it is not quick, but you will
accomplish these tasks.

There is no mirror.
     Yeah, that's just sad. [deleted]
It's just not funny.

I guess anyone
     can go top though, but yeah, there's
too much to answer.

I laughed and told her
     we're regular people just
like everyone else.

In this way, you let
     the music take center stage
and speak for itself.

[deleted] They went
     to sleep as soon as they scored
to up 31-whatever.

I've never played Far
     Cry but the caves were really
impressive looking.

I guess this pun thread
     didn't really pine out the way
you wanted it to.

His opinion might
     be different, but it's also
objectively wrong.

Because condoms can
     also protect the rapist.
Why do you say that?

Even outdoors. Yes.
     A company that makes oil
out of coke bottles?

It will last about
     3ish hours, depending on what
your smoking out of.

[deleted] We're trying
     to get there via bus from
Minnesota too.

Total prick. Side note:
     George Takei was the coolest
guy I've ever met.

it was death, looming
     in a doorway as I was
on a mushroom trip.

Those are canned answers
     for the canned question of I'm
bored with Eve what do.

Mostly I fail but
     isn't it human nature
to think one is "right"?

I have never worked
     in a single production
house that runs Vegas.

Thanks for the advice!
     Where's a good place to buy those
aforementioned beers?

This is a common
     argument, but it doesn't
see the big picture.

Yeah I love 4th
     Street. They have an amazing
selection on tap.

SEPARATE the work load.
     Both parents don't need to be
awake at all times.

The state motto is
     "I lead" and yet they fucking
blatantly cheating.

After enough time
     has passed anyone can take
those things from your corpse.

According to you,
     because they fuck fascist pigs.
The Nexus Tablet?

It won't knock you out,
     but will allow you to get
to sleep and stay there.

You're getting into
     the exact situation
I'm coming out of.

Expecting the next
     one to have way denser buds
and a higher yield.

Infections are like
     snake venom, you need to draw
the infection out.

Maybe the cyclist
     wanted to turn right, and why
was the bus so close?

He has to sit out
     at least a few plays every
drive no matter what.

I only clean if
     there's someone coming over
I need to impress.

On top of which, it's
     rarely ever done like it's
done in the movies.

Would *you* want to be
     stationed with a murderer
with an armed weapon?

nope not her, neck is
     to short and the features aren't
fine enough Fuck ya!

Otherwise she'll turn
     into a monster. *Probably*.
Let's not rule it out.

That's beside my main
     point though, not a cool move by
OP in my books. Yeah.

It smelled like it would
     be delicious, but didn't meet
my expectations.

Get lost! Yeah it seems
     like they hardly plan any
parenthood these days.

There's nothing more fun
     than kicking someone to death.
Next Friday would work.

I came to see if
     the Simpsons clip was posted.
Not disappointed.

If what you're doing
     works for you, cool, but have you
tried it other ways?

If Hollywood had
     more balls, we had fight scenes like
that too No I didn't.

If anything, you
     are the one who has hyped up
the expectations.

It was a big hit.
     Now I'm wishing I got one
for myself too though.

"Instead of eating
     tacos every Tuesday night,
let's just sit and talk...

Sounds like you're learning
     how to smash things to a pulp...
Thanks for your reply.

This growth money then
     starts feeding on its own growth
to produce bubbles.

Death rates will increase.
     Yes [deleted] LOL
i know what you mean.

Carry on! Will there
     be an Android version? Yes!
I have two actually.

Is there a giant
     mechanical Mastodon
in the parking lot?

Thoughts? It's a black thing.
     He's basically saying Jones
talks like a white man.

He said some nonsense
     like "I'm from the desert too,
look at my rat tail".

Our compensation
     isn't tied to traffic or
readership at all.

This man that I hate
     is wrong and evil, therefore
I am right and good."

Especially because
     you might want to run to keep
up with the Rhinos.

[deleted] After
     football season ends, it's all
out baseball for me.

Things certainly seemed
     workable from where they were
when I stopped watching.

If you're anything
     like me, this might be a good
series to sit through.

[Am I the only
     one who immediately
got this in their head?

Ah, I was slightly
     concerned for your common sense
for a second there!!

If it was clear when
     you bottled, then your golden.
The rest is aging.

I fail to see how
     this is a useful tactic.
[deleted] Fuck you.

We all know about
     the expensive cards that are
awesome in Standard.

If you're not going
     to lead a clean life, don't get
into politics.

Totally sick bro
     At my house we have a dual
sink situation.

Easy to fill, great
     hits, great taste, no leaks, and looks
sweet on an eGo.

Alvin Risk and Zane
     Lowe was supporting and them
two were amazing.

LOL Forrest?
     The guy who just plain gave up
against Silva? NO.

You may be adding
     height that causes you to slump
more when holding on.

I think OP is just
     really frustrated and just
letting it all out.

If you want to talk
     more about how I tracked her
you can pm me.

Good times. Not many
     people name their child "Adolf".
Hitler killed that name.

This means that you don't
     use your two eyes together
as well as you should.

It's normal though, you're
     not alone and I'm sure you
will be a great mom.

The Constitution
     Defines Justice. This fact is
clear by all accounts.

This is true. If you
     don't present a medical
card you will be billed.

You kinda got some
     info when you first started,
the ARC and whatnot.

The only difference
     is that they will cover you.
There was no price break.

If it is also
     my child and I think I should
have a say in it.

I may be ranting,
     but the costume thing annoys
the hell out of me.

But honestly, you've
     been around here long enough
to know all of this.

She doesn't really
     communicate the issues
she has with people.

Was a complete dick.
     However, Scottie Pippen-
Very nice man! MA.

He should be ok
     as long as he doesn't go
into Seattle.

See: Ford The country?
     We're worse off with these bailouts
due to increased debt.

as highlighted by
     the character of the head
coach, Suh, and Stafford.

It means the driver
     is comfortable with his
boyfriends penis size.

But at least Edwin
     Jackson mitigated his
walk problem somewhat.

And I can assure
     you maple syrup does not
go well with whiskey.

But that's literally
     like taking Advil vs.
Extra Strength Advil.

Don't forget to take
     pictures of what's going on
around the baby.

[deleted] Types are
     no longer physical or
special any more.

No one will expect
     the Spanish Inquisition!
Wait, seriously?

Stuff like this happens
     all the time, normally no one
cares except close friends.

You will end up on
     his left and will be able
to walk cycling road.

It's not high maintenance.
     It's home maintenance. He hasn't
physically cheated.

When they figure out
     that "oh, other people smell
that, too" then they'll change.

Check out Aleph One.
     Each companion has their own
approval meter.

Hell, I even wave
     at people walking their dogs
and hot chicks jogging.

you sir, are a sir.
     Why every thing awesome has
to be in New York.

I grew up in South
     Florida where Cuba is
still a big issue.

[deleted] I tried,
     but if there's no connection
I can't get it up...

[deleted] This is
     the first time I have seen roofs
made from Diamond blocks.

People have gotten
     visits from serious men
in black suits for less.

The more votes, the more
     attention and the more funds
the party receives.

We all know Deadwood
     is still standing, so they had
to end it somewhere.

Comes from I drop mine
     into neutral at almost
every light also.

For my Porter last
     night, it was my Modest Mouse
Pandora station.

Mini*. The people
     signing the checks aren't the ones
wearing the ribbons.

So I can only
     base on my opinions on
what they have told me.

AWESOME, then he got
     staffed local and his fucking
girlfriend friend moved in.

The gold standard is
     confusing for many but
makes a pile of sense.

Speed up, walk on one
     side of the hallway, and look
where you're going. YES!!!

Anyone wanna
     tackle this one for me? Shot.
Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot. Shot.

Same crap, different day.
     Stay on topic. We're talking
civilian deaths here.

I binged on those things
     for a month solid before
I made myself stop.

[deleted] Jesus
     Christ Vampire Hunter this get
posted once a month.

I'm just pointing out
     that your process of saying
that is misleading.

The carry should be
     getting the kills and you should
be getting assists.

If I try to run
     without them, things get sweaty
and chafe. Not pleasant.

Here and now is all
     we have, and tomorrow is
NOT promised today.

It seems to me you
     don't really understand how
Carbon Trading works.

I'm assuming you
     are talking not during sex,
since you mention clothes.

You, for some reason,
     decided to ask me if
I was a woman.

That sounds really neat
     actually, I don't suppose you
have a link handy?

I'm with you on these
     points exactly and Kyle is
also my favorite.

I think we can just
     say both ways equal to be
FUCKING HORRIBLE.

Works and sounds beefy
     each and everytime for me.
Or future cocaine.

Other then that, good
     video, way to not stay
in one place too long.

I actually really
     enjoy having religious
discussions with him.

He definitely
     isn't a laugh a minute
type comedian.

That's actually a chart.
     Congress members beat the heck
out of the market.

*IF* this is a YES,
     then I might have the exact
opposite job in mind.

Maybe you should wait
     to see what those will look like..
That's my plan at least.

Low rent and being
     as 'central' as possible
are pretty crucial.

I'm not surprised you
     haven't heard of the coup, it's
pretty underground.

It worked itself out.
     Those David Blaine skits always
crack me the hell up!

Kids catch on really
     quickly if you don't know what
you're talking about.

I get we love Ron
     Paul. But there's many honest
men in Washington.

I cannot express
     how much this irritates me.
SO ANGRY. RIGHT NOW.

I knew that plot point
     before I saw the movie
and still enjoyed it.

insert evil face
     and it's clearly your wife's fault.
Pretty sweet, nice job.

Frankly I don't think
     the state that Pettigrew was
in would have mattered.

Same with dismember.
     You see many black decks not
using dismember.

Thanks! I thought this was
     really neat so I just threw
my phone. No luck yet.

It's not reasonable
     to believe something without
any evidence.

It's strange what learning
     the value of a dollar
will do for a man.

Not to mention we'll
     all forget about it by
the next election.

I constantly find
     myself just reeling "REALLY?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

I have been obsessed
     with all sorts of weapons since
I can remember.

To the OP: Please don't
     feed this cat any cheap food
filled with grain and corn.