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I see what you did
     THERE. Yet the 360S costs more. No.
Airlines overbook.

That sounds amazing,
     always wondered how it felt
on the opposite sex.

It feels horrible
     dancing around with a sign
and being ignored.

When you're there, realize
     everyone is just living
their lives as normal.

Then you be making
     200k per year and living large.
DO NOT BUY A HOUSE!

Who the hell are you
     to ride someone elses ass
in a one lane road?

I think he did get
     to play one of them (Select)
and lost horribly.

as it stands, israel
     kills many of your people
for one of their dead.

We both know that you
     aren't really going to break
up with her don't we?

I don't play drums. :P
     However, Jason Bittner
is freaking awesome.

Remember, rats are
     very social, so they need
lots of attention.

DAMN YOU AN DAMN THESE
     ONIONS! Dark matter never
did sit well with me.

It probably would be
     if the game itself wasn't
so mediocre.

Date, get a little
     action, but don't settle down
and don't knock her up.

If that's how you get
     through your education, you're
wasting your money.

I don't see how you
     can get more women involved
in these types of games.

Actually I think it's
     really cool no matter how
often I see them.

Make your spam look like
     something else, not someone trying
to sell you something.

It's a very fast
     and cheap way to get decent
tabletop results.

Thanks Australia False,
     the driver that used to drive
this car was fired.

It gets annoying
     at times, but I am thankful
to be unique. What?

so what happens when
     the terrorist flies a plane
into a building?

I've now completely
     fallen in love with that case.
It's so beautiful!

Did you hike the whole
     South to North end? They didn't go
with "It's dangerous.

Putting on a brave
     face and hoping it ended
before the cracks showed.

I'll start printing 'em
     out, and posting them on things
Why don't you like Steam?

basically you just
     wrestle him, if you get mauled
you're not old enough.

I wish the author
     did a new one featuring
the new tablet claims.

You don't need to be
     excited or anything,
just go to get out.

That's major hardcore
     *if* they didn't do functional
programming before.

If a state wanted
     to ban evolution from
their curriculum.

So much Italian!
     If the coffee doesn't wake
you up, those girls will.

who is a total
     gamer, the lucky bastard
we all strive to be.

And Michael Bay too,
     with all those extra noisy
explosions in space.

you are confused sir,
     good guy greg would never do
such a thing. YES! YOU!

YES! YOU! I LOVE YOU!
     What do you think he does when
he prays? Talks to god?!

The bank realizes
     the forgery and you now
owe the bank two grand.

Mushrooms had nothing
     to do with this. Baby bump.
God I hate that one.

Snipers can actually
     kill I actually have the most
kills with the sniper.

I'd definitely
     start at the ARC though, I've heard
great success stories.

Oh shit, if there is
     really a kid I now feel
really really bad.

I like some of their
     stuff, but they never really
grabbed my attention.

Desperate Ritual,
     Seething Song, and Sneak Attack
would be in it, too.

I absolutely
     believe that my beliefs are
entirely wrong.

Not a one of them
     was calling women whores or
telling them to leave.

I don't want to see
     Rich fight Tito.. "I enjoy
talking" ....WITH MY HANDS!!!!

Rolled in your sleep or
     drool shorted out the keyboard
and 'pressed' an Enter.

She doesn't look like
     she could swim very far, those
are some tiny fins.

This helps you get out
     and there and *engage* which is
definitely key.

I just recently
     started watching her stream, seems
drama free so far...?

And I'm pretty sure
     that female chimps aren't "whores," what
are you, nine years old?

Can't it be hosted
     on a website to allow
for easy access.

We don't have a car
     but want to meet some people
in the area!

Still applies from what
     I see. One ill turn does not
deserve another.

not at all, he is
     very stealthy and surprised
the crap out of me.

Effects are the same,
     textures the same, SOUNDS the same.
EVERYTHING the same.

However there are
     tons of places on campus
to shack up and read.

and then she kept on
     crying about how people
don't post in it. right.

These big step forwards...
     I would be certain to do
one of them per week.

Should of just busted
     in the door with my dick out
and see where it went.

Why is Elderly
     Superhero attacking
the dinner party?

They've failed to separate
     church from state. Fuck religion.
ambiguous joke.

I was debating
     on whether or not to get
the 400R or the 600T.

You're doing it wrong.
     He could roll the whole place up
and walk off with it.

Same with that pervert
     that got shot by the county.
Fuck that guy, see ya.

I fear Liverpool
     have the best improved squad since
last January.

They may be spacing
     out or just not want to deal
with it, whatever.

Yeah, I could stock up
     on beer, but money is tight
right now. Must fight it!

I was mistaken,
     and will edit my comment.
Thanks for the info!

Taking his sweet ass
     time whole the US continues
to be broke as hell.

This is why there **will**
     be alcohol at my next
wedding (assuming).

Also that is one
     lazy gym teacher, who should
probably get told on.

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU
     SAY MAYO, WHO THE FUCK CALLS
IT BY IT'S BRAND NAME.

I go to Starbucks
     to find the independent
coffee shop next door.

On the other hand,
     not going to help with co2
emissions, is it?

It's prudish mainly
     in private activity,
not public demands.

What makes you say that?
     Maybe there is a trickster
god, leaving secrets.

OPs great grandparents
     likely hated blacks, but things
change, and people change.

Which is exactly
     why I said take everything
with a grain of salt.

I'm in New England...
     Lamb is a great choice Keep on
keeping on Kitty!

follow a dozen
     chapters from the manga, then
mo' filler. Cool pic.

I never have been
     because I had a very
stunted social life.

Also, I did not
     know "she" could be used that way.
Good to know! Awesome!

Drop C is the same,
     only your guitar is tuned
down a whole step too.

Like I said, I can
     see how someone might see these
things as intrusive.

And why not just search
     for photos of generic
dirty alleyways?

Love it! When I was
     thirteen years old, on my first
day at high school. Yeah.

They're all bouncing just
     so he doesn't feel left out
that he has to jump!

On the other hand
     my perception probably is
over simplistic.

It's probably the most
     important meal for weight lost.
Do more cardio.

I can't get over
     how those E's are *exactly*
like turned around 3s.

Note to self... Don't know
     if you're OP but you sounded
like a little girl..

I'd love to hear it.
     I haven't got a clue how
to do that, do you?

Their decisions are
     final and there will be no
judicial review.

And leave it on when
     your not at the computer
at mute or something.

Edit: In case you
     couldn't tell, I thought I would
just say it straight out.

The down arrow is
     for comments that add nothing
to the discussion.

Also, it doesn't
     taste sweet like every other
toothpaste I've used has).

It means less money
     for the cable companies,
so they don't want it.

I think ever since
     all the fucks I gave about
school have disappeared.

Also, I don't think
     you really understand what
live and let live means.

However, he was
     awesome in bed so I didn't
begrudge it at all.

EDIT: Cleaned up quotes.
     Sorry, I'm hooked on using
TeX quotes everywhere.

Guess which one they don't
     come to cause they suck so bad?
Mass Can you cite that?

I think their bubble
     tea and food are terrible.
I have been there twice.

We may dislike some
     things about our country but
we still like it here.

The injunction was
     granted **after** the court looked
at both devices.

Actually. You're a kid
     (it sounds like) and that means you
don't know what's up yet.

I've said it before
     in other related posts.
I own a vespa.

You could wash your hair
     with it and I would say you
had the baby smell.

Well, yes, you always
     get pissed off and attack us
when we do. Thank you.

Just my opinion
     though, and you are certainly
entitled to yours.

Hope they are useful
     :P I have these and use them
when riding at night.

Not all of us are
     incapable of handling
remarks that aren't praise.

But they are great fun
     to play, and can be very
relaxing as well.

It's quite obvious
     that they plotted the browser
releases by month.

He's gotten a lot
     better at spitting over
his beats since then though.

Please, you should have been
     watching the original
with MISTY and Brock.

I really, really
     loved the way you could just walk
up and join a raid.

They then proceeded
     to visit with me on their
front porch and drank beer.

Your argument is
     rendered invalid because
I'm right. Uh, yes please!

Play with cheap 'will do
     until I figure out what
I really want' stuff.

I think having no
     locks makes the future setting
more believable.

Your President is
     corrupt and a criminal.
I hate voice acting.

I would expect them
     to be about the same price
as an epic wad.

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!
     Really, I think we can skip
this one. GOTTA. CATCH.

*I can bike away
     much faster, and ring the bell
to drown out bad thoughts!

Why would anyone
     want their news networks to spend
time covering a game?

This daily diet
     made sophisticates of them.
The sun is a joke.

The sun is a joke.
     Oranges can't titillate
their jaded palates.

and my Jesus on
     the dashboard is nodding his
head in agreement.

That will actually be
     the point of the correction.
The loss of knowledge.

I first ran into
     the group of guys and got gunned
down rather quickly.

I felt really good
     after that, I still felt bad
for that poor kid though.

One of them even
     brought me a dish they made from
the lemons they picked.

I wished we played more
     rap than we currently do
to get us pumped up.

And if we host it,
     I bet a lot more people
will start watching it.

I'm not sure which one
     I'm going to do, I like
the third one a lot.

As a child, I liked
     both stereotypical
male and female things.

LOL This is
     just your way of bragging, you
big attractive fuck.

more like traumatic
     It's an amazing name, not
gonna lie. You're cute.

Don't just go somewhere
     you don't belong because there
will be people there.

I own a passport
     and it has never been used
to leave the country.

I travel very
     much but leaving this country
takes to much effort.

Nobody told me
     that, but I drive the same way
I handle live guns.

I wish I had time
     to practice enough to learn
to sight read faster.

Well, it's a stealth game
     in the same sense that Metal
Gear is a stealth game.

That's a real thing?! Well,
     TIL... Neural Parasite fills
that role already.

I just don't get how
     in this age we can still be
breeding ignorance.

She's feline like it's
     getting out of hand But where
do I find those things?

You have an awesome
     hour glass figure that many
women would kill for.

My education
     cost me about $30k my house
cost me about $150k.

Dismissing a claim
     for lack of evidence is
completely rational.

It is as you say
     and akin to a watered
down Jerry Springer.

I guess it's too soon?
     Especially when the fish tend
to shoot themselves. Yep.

The corporations
     have lobbied their way to get
where we are today.

[deleted] That has
     been repeatedly posted
all over the place.

I personally don't
     like "'rents" for parents or "hubs"
for husband. Yeah. Ugh.

Do any other
     community colleges
offer Japanese?

After that nothing
     happened, no cops were called, no
suspensions, nothing.

$200k is a decent
     amount of money, but it's
not *fuck you* money.

The next time I get
     in that direction I will
put in on my list.

This is really cool!
     Someone put a lot of work
and time into this.

If I rob a bank
     and don't get caught, is robbing
banks not illegal?

and you also don't
     lose your guild rep until you
join a different guild.

You entertain me."
     I mocked your pathetic need
to pontificate.

Do we have sex now?
     I called back today and asked
what was going on.

So.... as long as you
     order windows with your parts
you'll be okay, right?

So just keep doing
     what you are doing and just
give her time to grieve.

There's always money
     in the Bikini Coffee
Shop Absolutely.

Get a drum machine
     or just use your computer
to play with some drums.

Nothing can be fool
     proof, but a modified host
file can really help.

Appropriate. *When
     you always have a problem,
you are the problem.

A point being "mute"
     is about as logical
as it being "moot".

Went climbing mountains,
     ate kielbasa with Coleman's
mustard, and my god.

Some kids (none of mine
     so far, lucky me) really
need them in public.

What else does it mean?
     Not seen it used otherwise.
Gonna show you how!

how are you fitting
     in your clothes? are they looser?
do you feel stronger?

Do the overnight
     managers actually expect
zoning to get done?

...I'm an idiot.
     I was looking at Billy
Murray's article.

I have no clue how
     any judge in their right mind
could award this much.

You could almost just
     send him out to fetch women.
I'm sorry, but what?

Perhaps it's only
     something they started doing
in the last few years.

It gets difficult
     to gain muscle once you drop
below average weight.

Also, have you not
     been hunting or to someone's
ranch with beer and guns?

If you are buying
     preppy clothes for their newness
you're doing it wrong.

Why should they care now?
     as a player of Counter
Strike... i feel your rage.

6-The American
     Dream exists for those who are
willing to work hard.

I believe members
     receive them for free, but you
can't actually buy them.

Yea, me too Not slang,
     but the word, "YUMMY" makes me
want to fucking cringe.

Outside of Thailand,
     at least politicians lie
in more subtle ways.

Forever. Witch hunts
     always lead to personal
info going out.

But her suggestion
     is a valid one. Bought! Thanks!!
DEAR GOD THAT WAS FAST.

It will never be
     solved because the affected
don't know and don't care.

I can't seem to get
     myself to do anything
to better my life.

A lot of people
     don't understand just how bad
depression can get.

Could be a Border.
     They may not be bred for looks,
but they look awesome.

I can't hear it from
     my house but my cousin who
lives further south can.

BURN THE HERETIC!!
     "Classy as Fuck" Exactly
how classy is that?

They don't have to deal
     with all the crap this world throws
at us anymore.

Then I put the knife
     back between my teeth and helped
the girl swim to shore.