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Despite numerous
     doctor visits, not one can
find anything wrong.

This is exactly
     the kind of experience
I was looking for.

Just curious, where
     did you get the idea
for your workout split?

You'll miss it If you
     used his methods you'd be caught
pretty quickly now.

Why!? You then either
     have to close that tab and hunt
down the other one.

I always give them
     the number for Pizza Hut.
My apologies.

The freedoms you get
     with a pump are outstanding
in comparison.

Yankee Candles put
     out too much soot and don't burn
nearly long enough.

I'll give you my room
     number, and if I'm around,
feel free to drop in.

Also. If you want
     to chill shoot me an email,
I live at the beach.

Americans took
     the soda from soda pop
and we took the pop.

Do I think it is
     cool that he is there watching
history being made?

And if you even
     have doubts about calling us,
please pray about it.

If it has any
     sort of warranty, those are
some decent savings.

This of course will lead
     into more disappointment
and lack of coming.

I find that technique
     makes the whole process a bit
more enjoyable.

The feeling is strange
     and somewhat sad, but also
really enlightening.

I never tried it,
     but perhaps it doesn't burn
out like the others.

I love this comment.
     I took considerable
effort to see this.

You shouldn't even
     be considered a student,
or intelligent.

If you are looking
     for something longer, you can
hike Mt. Olympus.

Oh, okay. I didn't
     understand before, but now
I do understand.

At that time, but not
     for the ancient Greeks, which is
what I meant. Same here.

To be otherwise
     is a lucky exception
to a tragic norm.

I'll check into it.
     Would I have to be sitting
at my computer?

Anyone have more
     info I would love to read
more on this engine.

The sounds are very
     dynamic, the suppression
system does its job.

This is what I call
     **Creepy Genius**. [deleted]
Why, yes. Yes I am.

There were eight people
     including me eating who
all enjoyed the meal.

Also now inside
     the cell the bug is free from
immune surveillance.

This entirely
     depends on what major you
want to go in to.

Also, the last space
     is normally small, so you end
up getting too close...

There is a pretty
     big post about this right now
talking about it.

What aggravates me
     is the small amount of charge
cycles it lived through.

Don't ask anyone
     to do work for you and not
expect to get paid.

In the end, he did
     not ticket her but instead
gave her his number.

for science! EDIT:
     I can't believe you guys up
voted this so much.

I hope you told him
     not to buy hats from the store
at least! So silly.

There are lots of guys
     out there who are attracted
to depressed women.

That hit close to home.
     Just like my father wasn't.
***You ran in these shorts?!

No. Just like peppers
     the smaller the size the more
intense it will be.

"I am no man." *thrusts
     sword I would say that getting
high is a hobby.

This is the problem
     with having the feds involved
in this kind of stuff.

How the fuck could you
     possibly have enough time
to play ALL of these?

He's got a porn star
     dick, amazing stamina,
and great oral skills.

I'm not that great yet,
     just got a gaming pc
like a month ago.

If anyone knows
     the original artist
that'd be awesome.

Aw. That's terrible.
     At least they weren't Monarchs or
those pretty blue ones.

Ack, I was about
     to type up something almost
exactly like this!

I may end up broke,
     but my child isn't going
to grow up prissy.

Maybe we can get
     together and I can show
you some magic tricks.

You just think you are.
     Just like I thought I was." Is
your hair still like that?

In fact everyone
     used to say Lord have Mercy,
everyone else has.

It's something that goes
     on a bracelet and makes me
more athletic right?

It's definitely
     one of those WHY HAVE I NOT
DONE THIS YET moments.

The composition
     is solid though so I don't
think you should crop it.

the whistleblower
     can toot the whistle but not
blow it? i dunno.

[deleted] Very
     thorough and fairly easy
to follow answer.

For every shitty
     neighborhood in the city,
there's one decent one.

My dog on the right
     looked EXACTLY like yours does
when she was a pup.

Good luck! A little
     too obnoxious for my taste,
but the kids like it.

In terms of wildlife,
     I never saw anything
larger than a hawk.

Farrakhan is one
     messed up guy as far as his
beliefs are concerned.

The further away
     from the supplier you are,
the higher the cost.

Society could
     still very much benefit
from your happiness.

And then just tease me
     all night in a Fabio
imitation voice.

If your internal
     voice isn't Morgan Freeman,
You're doing it wrong.

That's the coolest thing
     I've ever seen. My vote goes
to you sir. Genius.

I'll PM something
     to you since it's fairly long.
Where did you buy them?

The middle image
     is the closest to pulling
off the illusion.

I enjoy learning
     variations on English
and where they're from. Thanks!

[deleted] You should
     have told this to my daughter
when she was teething.

Maverick gets you up
     and shooting (in the danger
zone) ok that sucks.

When did this happen?
     No. In Vancouver, we are
too cool to eat food.

But I think you got
     the gist of the article.
It's the detergent.

He feels weird about
     you being raped and doesn't
know how to tell you.

Thank you very much,
     this will get me very far....
Buy more memory.

Bobby Digital!
     you know, you can't spend money
when you're fucking dead.

I lived in Cap Hill
     at the time and really got
to know my neighbors.

Yeah, I thought it was
     bug until I kept playing
and they explained it!

But either way it's
     still an act of violence,
which is uncalled for.

You didn't hurt the guy,
     so now he knows to get his
ass out of the way.

Smarter people will
     get a chance to think about
the situation.

Looks a little small
     for an exact replica,
or your dad is huge.

Maybe in Skyward
     Sword there'll be an option:
"Your wallet is full.

It's just been happening
     for so long and the headache
is throwing me off.

Animal style has
     those damn chopped grilled onions, they're
so mushy and gross.

Yes. When you open
     the machine, look carefully
at the components.

Guys be fair. he was
     looking for a good cannon
D game and got lost.

Come on you just made
     your account today and look
at the user name.

And you'd love them all
     today as much as you love
the originals.

Precision air strikes,
     special forces assaults, but
not an invasion.

Lastly, if you want
     to discuss anything, feel
free to pm me.

Whether they sue or
     not, many of these names reach
the public domain.

links for the link throne!
     Oh hey look it's my uncle.
who the fuck says this?

If you have never
     tasted fish, you can never
know what fish tastes like.

And I'm the one who
     needs to learn how to reason.
Whatever you say...

New Zealand? yeah, just
     pm me if you decide
i'd fit in the group.

Computer repair-
     quite different from the above
but still overprice.

I know, the cat scratched
     cardboard pieces everywhere.
Too high to clean now.

it turned into his
     default "I want ANYTHING
you have" status. Beard?

Because he's so huge,
     I had just assumed he has
all sorts of awards.

You don't need to like
     hockey to show at least some
respect for the deaths.

This guy sounds and talks
     exactly like Kreiger from
Archer. Exactly.

Until then, kindly
     move to the kiddie table.
Adults are talking.

I know a guy who
     is Laos, born in France, but lives
in the US (Texas).

Even if one is
     more severe than the other,
they both share this trait.

Are you using team
     as a homonym for clan,
guild, etc?

Just because the girl
     doesn't like it, doesn't mean
you should rule it out.

Metal through your dick.
     Did you expect it to look
like it doesn't hurt?

Sure, the cops will be
     called eventually, but what
happens until then?

"But hey, I'm feeling
     better now, we should go do
X on the weekend!"

Get attached. Yeah its
     fun but can definitely
land you some jail time.

If you had it right
     once you can definitely
have it right again.

Apparently though
     he has already lost all
the weight he put on.

Well, I commented
     on the personal remarks,
not the casting ones.

Why do all recent
     Cracked articles suck? Why did
Evan renounce it?

My pen box which is
     hand painted by me, hidden
in my old highschool.

My Compact Oxford
     Dictionary, guarded by
my best friend Annie.

[deleted] You did
     lines before cooking dinner
for your grandmother?

God I hate that term.
     She'd be so much hotter if
she gained a few pounds...

Way to go! Bow down
     to Washington! Translation:
Greetings, everyone.

The last thing any
     vehicle driver wants is
to hit a cyclist.

I'm guessing your next
     paychecks will be around $3K.
So buy a $3K car.

No problem. If you're
     looking for a good donut
rom try 'Super D'.

your stupid if what
     you read there is the basis
for your argument.

[deleted] Isn't
     the Sun larger and farther
away than the moon?

Even so, I wish
     she would have just ended things
instead of cheating.

Which isn't really
     change but rather just letting
bush tax cuts expire.

It's fun to devise
     ways to deliberately fuck
with them for cheating.

I didn't find any
     'funny' in anything you
wrote about the fair.

If you're in Honors,
     you shouldn't have a problem
getting into it.

Don't worry about
     your forehead it actually is
nice and clear, be proud!

Probably something like
     Before Christ Era and Christ
Era. So who cares?

If the other lane
     is clear, get the fuck over
and let someone in.

That's nine times more than
     I've been shot at, and three times
more than I've been shot.

evolution is
     fine where its taught in school now
with biology.

Usenet won't confuse
     you if you can get your head
around a few things.

Some pointers that may
     help your game, only because
I've been there myself...

Religions don't get
     to ignore minimum wage
law as far I know.

I have never been
     to a flea market, do I'll
have to check that out.

Some people are more
     afraid of going to jail
than they are dying.

What a game! so what,
     you think not eating cat food
is putting on heirs?!

Wet weed grows mildew,
     which I'm pretty sure isn't
too good for your lungs.

There are a lot worse
     things that happen in this world...
Gas up the cruiser!

Trailer Park Boys is
     usually my go to show
if i can't decide.

The thought that you can
     'legislate' equality
is insanity.

Thanks for the info
     and the recommendations.
very very cool.

[deleted] I start
     to laugh out loud every time
I read this. Well done.

I get the basic
     RAM frequency, clock matching,
basics kinda stuff.

Last I heard she turned
     into a hoe. Hit her up.
September 15th.

You can also get
     the new set of dungeons by
beating the game once.

That room kinda looks
     like a Costco Demo room...
yeah maybe you're right.

They just don't release
     the names as they ban far more
than whats on the list.

And after you jump
     through the hoops, if you don't get
banned, please respond here.

A pop quiz? Spare me
     your mumbo jumbo. waffles?
don't you mean carrots?

You'd think if something
     like that were true, it'd be
common knowledge. NOPE!

I just chalk it up
     to living in a small town
his entire life.

Right across from you
     there is a Starbucks, Burger
King, and Dominos.

And if you happen
     to pick up a grammar tip
now and then, you win.

I simply don't want
     to believe that a private
could do such a thing.

by helping them on
     the path, logically that will
lead to more good works.

College. Don't let not
     knowing what you want to do
scare you. It scared me.

Any time there is
     base building involved it is
empire building.

Most things I can read
     just fine, but a few things are
still a bit blurry.

The remaining few
     were in the hard site, where all
the bad stuff happened.

I think it's awesome
     that I'll be able to watch
TV in English.

I just watched three k
     pop videos and lost all
train of thought and time.

Oh well. I'm pretty
     sure I'm not going to make
these mistakes again.

It will eat my soul?
     This is the cutest fucking
thing I've ever seen.

Also, in Java
     integers, it just comes out
as not a number.

The first rage comic
     in a long time to make me
laugh out loud. Well done!

[deleted] That's why
     I love playing video
games when really drunk.

What exactly do
     you panic about if you
don't mind me asking.

It's a red herring
     and is irrelevant towards
the topic of rent.

I forbid you from
     keeping such awesome from us
for any longer.

If not, I suggest
     you do some reading, lest you
appear ignorant.

I ride the fence but
     I think your second panel
is a little off.

We search our networks
     daily to bring you the best
deals on fish finders.

There's also an old
     record player in Megan's
quarters that plays it.

The creature tutor
     for when you don't have a pod
out is really good.

I've gotten head shots
     on the pilots of blackhawks
and killed them midflight.

It doesn't matter
     if their team makes a bad play.
They'll still cheer for them.

It isn't about
     what the parents should do, or
what is fair for them.

You did that backwards
     I'm in Portland and would like
some naked photos.

A very, very
     thorough investigation
spanning many months.

This shit needs to end.
     was wondering when this was
going to appear.

You should learn something,
     whether it's easy or not
is irrelevant.

Notice how there's more
     space between the red and black,
and the red and white?

Oh right, I forgot.
     It's only cool to bash games
that you don't like. I...

Brain appreciates
     curve of nice ass, but does not
tell dick to tap it.

You can activate
     and deactivate focus
points in your camera.

Kind of a dick move,
     but always look out for who
you are bidding on.

But there is something
     causing your concern, so it's
worth looking into.

Still expensive, but
     price per brick is lower than
many smaller sets.

You're walking alone
     in the woods and then you see...
another person?

Back off for a break.
     Next try moving a little
closer to the dog.

Sorry. Yeah, and you
     absolutely HAVE to buy
that cable, don't you?

Like I said, there's what
     you see on TV and then
there's reality.

I just drove from new
     york to boston back to new
jersey then new york.

I see what you did
     THERE. Yet the 360S costs more. No.
Airlines overbook.