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This was built into
     the law, and is not the judge
abusing power.

I've seen the fastest
     gains in strength I've ever seen
doing a 5x5 plan.

They sic their minions
     on us, we sic our minions
on them. Fair is fair.

Just about any
     Psychology class will tend
to pique your interest.

**TOR Expectations**
     I expect TOR to fully
replace WoW for me.

It is probable,
     but not *assured* that Tiger
Woods will make the putt.

[deleted] alright,
     I shall read it. But not now,
in a little bit.

Shove it up your ass.
     That is surprisingly large.
Congratulations!

Siberia v2
     For Sure. I have one in Red
and its its Baller.

I like how he just
     runs away at the end While
I agree with you.

I have never seen
     one OP have so much comment
karma, lol.

Honestly, we'd just
     stop putting the word Timbers
on the things we make.

cigarettes are way
     more dangerous and always
will be than cell phones.

Explain to me how
     you're not just believing based
on no evidence?

My assumption will
     always be coincidence
until there is proof.

Seems a different name
     like the 'Twin Towers Report'
would have been more apt?

Even in the end,
     she tells him that she's thirsty
and asks for the cup.

There are basically
     two schools of thought... Jim Halpert:
Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears.

Yeah after a few
     hair dyeing experiments
I went black towel too.

Oh, and don't forget
     to sprinkle some bacon bits
on top. You're welcome.

unfortunately,
     I took this view when I first
came out of college.

I have seen demand
     modeled as a function from
quantity to price.

Demand already
     contains the idea you
are trying to express.

I wrongly accuse
     you, yet you knew of my post
here within minutes.

Yeah, I do need help.
     Help getting you and your friend
to leave me alone.

We're not all like that.
     In addition, everyone
has misconceptions.

Possession for ants?!
     will report back when I get
home from the office.

There's no right or wrong,
     it's just what transpires due
to cause and effect.

No, it's not. The pic
     is in a kitchen, I think,
due to the cabinets.

Savor it. This is
     the only time you'll ever
experience it.

Your eyes are baggy.
     See someone about makeup
that can help with that.

Not sure where they are
     in the charts, but I like their
album Tropical.

You categorize
     every male you meet into
two separate boxes?

That's even better.
     Is there a part one? balls deep
in a hundred whores....

Or do you really
     think I was suggesting that?
I like it. Thumbs up.

My generation,
     from what I've seen, tends to be
okay with themselves.

Hell cinnamon on
     everything, but french fries are
SUPER good with it.

I know I won't get
     the same kind of feedback, but
still it would be fun.

It's not just music,
     you get other similar
faux nostalgia posts.

You'd normally want more
     intake fans, but the key is
positive pressure.

If your woman can't
     understand that she might need
to grow up a bit.

It took me awhile
     to research and figure out
this stuff on my own.

I've found that most guys
     who likes boobs like pretty much
all boobs, big or small.

Not everyone can
     make it to California
Extreme every year.

Will even work on
     several as the music needs
to fit the trailer.

Hopefully they'll start
     putting more of these into
playgrounds everywhere.

lol This is
     why you should get yourself wide,
developed shoulders.

I'm not debating
     that your wife might be hot, but
that pic is scary.

I just find over
     the top personalities
to be obnoxious.

I tried to find some
     good videos to contrast
this but I gave up.

if you smoke weed, don't
     date someone who's not ok
with you smoking weed.

I'm pretty laid back,
     so one, even two missteps
isn't a big deal.

What is the biggest
     strength and weakness of the A-10,
in your opinion?

I had a friend who
     used to sit with pillows on
his lap all the time.

Thanks for the link, NOT
     Awesome Point. Here is Free white
wine for everyone.

Everyone assumes
     I was making a point, but
I wasn't there yet.

I do yoga from
     time to time, maybe we should
stretch out together?

As long as you are
     mature where it counts, make all
the fart jokes you want.

Uh.. No. He also
     got arrested for beating
his girlfriend. So.. yeah.

It's a little more
     complicated than that, but
this should work for now.

The match percentage
     tells you how well you agree
on certain questions.

Wash it every day!
     I don't know WHAT these people
are talking about.

I wish I could do
     with a hatchet what you are
trying to do with words.

What gives? You're a lot
     more forgiving than I am.
I think you'll be fine.

I understand that.
     That still doesn't change the fact
that it bothers me.

Congratulations
     on adding absolutely
**nothing** to the thread.

When I was a kid
     I never wore a helmet
when I rode my bike.

Best sex I've ever
     had, bar none, and I'm working
on making my rounds.

Or Steve Irwin. yeah,
     would be great if someone can
post another link.

Signed! Such a shame "make
     petrol cheaper" has ten times
the amount of votes.

If you have to start
     writing shit down or keeping
text log or chat logs.

That's exactly why
     some random user decides
to favorite this guy.

I have cut down on
     Mt Dew, I think that is why
I am losing weight.

Really it doesn't
     matter who is stealing from
the people or how.

Oh my god, this is
     so hilarious to me.
It's kind of implied.

It's not the schoolyard
     physical brutality
that scars you for life.

Don't forget denting
     the cup like idiots But
please, no squirrel bones.

Had a friend commit
     suicide a couple years
after deployment.

It's so fucking sad.
     I could always tell he was
like *hurting inside?

I had a dream once
     that my brother and I were
at some national park.

Pretty awesome all
     the eyes are in pretty much
the exact same spot.

You will have plenty
     to choose from if you're able
to afford those rents.

Not dissimilar
     to judo players around
the world really though.

As a male that has
     seen all that there is to see
on the internet.

I'm only slightly
     aroused at your arousal
to her arousal.

"What a gyp! I got
     *robbed*!" Rape is no more special
than the two above.

I was very sad
     to see him go and haven't
raised a reptile since.

Looks like he's doing
     his own version of the Yao
Ming 'fuck that shit' face.

**I had put the lid
     on before filling the cup
with ice and soda.

Both times I've managed
     to put it back together
and it still works great.

Well, no one of course.
     I'm not trying to persuade you
over to my side.

In poor areas,
     people are socializing
or watching their kids.

My fists of fury
     Matt Smith is on for at least
another season...

The McLaren is
     nice, but if I had access
to the Bugatti...

I can hear you all
     yelling at your monitors.
Won't happen again.

I'm giving myself
     these as cheat days for drinking.
My advice, just drink.

Cons. The stem only
     has two Alan bolts and comes
loose super easy.

I am assuming
     you will have your boyfriend there
will you... this will help.

I looked again down
     the alley for the mugger,
but *he got away*.

i think it would be
     best if you just took it off
why would you do that?

Anyhow, you might
     want to play that game too when
you visit Iceland.

The other side finds
     your argument silly, but
still believes in it.

That's the gist of it.
     The correct response is "you
don't look fat baby".

Fat city! You do
     know that Android is based on
the Linux kernel...

The shrink? She was still
     sitting in her chair, arms crossed,
silently raging.

If you need help on
     finding how to name that space
for your use. Go [here.

Yeah that'll happen
     when you put them next to each
other long enough.

I don't give a fuck
     if someone believes in God,
that's not the problem.

I'm inspired by
     all that you had accomplished
by where I'm at now!

They're both offensive,
     yet only one is chastised.
Now that is beard. Damn.

I have followers
     but I doubt they actually read
what I have to say.

liverpool fan here,
     love Lucas to bits but come
on, best in the league?

What can you tell me
     about Lucas, when you don't
even know Lucas?

Last year, getting three
     free shirts and seeing Jim Ward
perform was worth it.

Then watch as he sprints
     across the playground in full
view of his teachers.

Look for a color
     people will avoid and lean
towards it while drafting.

Sorry bro, this was
     on the front page yesterday
or the day before.

It's not like this was
     even close to the weirdest
thing she's ever done.

There was one point where
     I was doing three different
shows at the same time.

You. Are. My. Hero.
     Oh yeah! For sure! Send a pic
you like I'll draw you!

That place was awesome,
     went there with my ex sometimes.
keep us up to date.

Every time they try
     to go Communist they wind
up with dictators.

However you sound
     like you want a phone that works
with a good service.

I agree, I guess
     I assumed that was implied
in my last sentence.

We're doing a gym
     instructor course as well next
year, which should be good.

finish the level
     then trap everyone on bridge
over the water.

If I ever get
     famous I think I'm going
to do stuff like this.

Would it be volume
     "out of place" divided by
surface area?

You just got to wait
     for the what you like to come
back around again.

I was fairly drunk
     at the time and even so,
by god did it hurt!

Firefly, Pushing
     Daisies, Dead Like Me, and Space:
Above and Beyond.

But I can't answer
     your question as I don't like
drinking while eating.

Maybe if I could
     see the actual story I'd
understand better.

Because you can talk
     to your Mom thousands of miles
away instantly?

I used to eat Clif
     bars and Clif blocks but it did
upset my stomach.

Hopefully this helps!
     If you have any other
questions, ask away!

I work at this lab!
     This article was published
[other places too.

No no, if you blow
     into the water that's bad.
It'll get your weed wet.

The scary thing is
     when you're inside and things are
swaying and falling.

It's not exactly
     news that college degrees aren't
what they used to be.

maybe feminist
     porn might be up your alley.
Motherfucker... Yes.

It's not practical
     because in practice you need
to get results out.

A teacher helped me
     off the ground and laughed at me
once I was alright.

Let the Bush tax cuts
     expire then propose a bill
with only those cuts.

True, we would all look
     bad next to him but those were
not all about day9.

And platinum. I don't
     feel a great need to buy it,
I'm just curious.

Cute. As someone who
     IS a programmer I still
have trouble with this.

I don't follow what
     you're referring to Thank you.
Also, holy shit.

Seriously though,
     there was a device proposed
to test this theory.

I am a little
     confused about the phone jack
and the far office.

Ah. I didn't caught that.
     Good call. Not sure what to say
about that either.

A few of my friends
     have gotten in but I still
don't have my email.

[deleted] As if
     your current hardware will still be
working by then. YES.

I'll give you a hint,
     it's the Senate that served when
he got elected.

Thing is, the game is
     WAY too sensitive for you
to use a tablet.

If only I could
     watch the music video
while I was lifting...

It's that time of year
     again in support of Breast
Cancer Awareness!

There is no winning
     with social anxiety,
poor little penguins.

I doubt they are trying
     to start up again and are
just playing hardball.

Say I buy a small
     piece of land from someone who's
willing to let me.

Really Get your ass
     back over there now, there is
some great shit on there.

I like how you can
     make it your own, with color
and star placement. Thanks!

Lets waste more money
     building more schools and spreading
our resources thin.

But there's a freedom
     in not letting the small things
in life bother you.

That never happens
     in Wisconsin. Amazing.
I'm optimistic.

[deleted] No, its
     more like Scarlett and Taylor
are trying to be her.

Your skepticism
     is justified, I wouldn't
believe me either.

Internet made me
     do your mother too, I just
didn't brag about it.

\*crosses fingers* large
     heavy bars on windows laughed
my ass off Of course.

Anyway, how is
     knowing about body parts
*any* type of wrong?

An atheist is
     simply a person who lacks
belief in a god.

is that a Secret
     Police shirt as in the punk
band from New Jersey?

You literally could
     do anything at this point
and it would be gold.

When I'm single or
     the boyfriend is out of town,
no fucks are given.

Contact admissions
     counselors at the schools you
are interested in.

When she does decide
     to talk to you again, try
and keep from gushing.

Failure of a game.
     I did. Missed an additional
open dialog.

Alright then. I just
     confused my self and am nit
sure which street is which.

Awesome dinosaur
     Why not? Cook him. I like this,
mind if I use it?

Because it's against
     your rationality What
about arsonists?

Do you recommend
     anything else besides beer?
The ice helped a lot.

You will die A LOT
     to cheese and timing pushes
while you are learning.

Obviously, there
     are exceptions, but it would
help tremendously.

I'd be embarrassed
     to be a national pizza
chain in Chicago.

We had to leave her
     to her own fate, and she was
out soon afterwards.

but I keep hearing
     everyone say its awesome,
did i miss something?

Just to a song from
     James Hunter? is it me or
is the link broken?

It was really good
     for the money, but it was
still a hunk of crap.

Now it seems every
     kid is this one kid, and it's
depressing as hell.

Too much Vodka, huh?
     yeah what in the actual fuck
is going on there?

It wastes time, which some
     may call a strategy, but
I call frustrating.

Is there a reason
     people wouldn't want salmon
with high fat content?

I'm sure you do too.
     I'll have to let them know they're
totally racist.

I'll have to let them
     know they're totally racist.
I'm not sure they'll laugh).

There's absolutely
     nothing wrong with it, I was
curious is all.

Taking things to far
     is a specialty of mine.
Are you a robot?

keep the logistics
     simple and work together
& it can b done.

A better question
     would be why are you living
in New Mexico?

From now on, you need
     to leave her alone and move
on with *your* life." Hey!

[deleted] I fly
     coach so this information
is useful to me.

Parents would face jail
     time for doing anything
like that today. Oh.