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I'm available,
     but she'd have to pay travel
expenses, of course.

I think you just made
     my entire point better
than I ever could.

I liked the bad guy
     with the sinister mustache,
monocle, and hook.

If you pause it, you
     can see that there are two "half"
windows on each side.

So no matter where
     you go or what you do you
can bring it with you?

I tell you the truth,
     I have up voted maybe
two posts in this thread.

Obviously not
     for anything that needs too
much precision, though.

Just disconnect from
     whatever wireless network
you're connected to.

If you don't support
     the peace candidate, then you
are a war monger.

Everyone loves pie
     [deleted] On your poll you
said Faculty Glade.

So overwriting
     the line with dummy info
is applicable.

At least then he is
     passing on your terms and you
are aware of it.

To be fair, last years
     Cowboys were a disgrace. Wait,
is that ONE CARD?! ONE.

In my opinion
     that's the only reason you
should ever do it.

The devil went down
     to Georgia, he was looking
for a soul to steal.

I hear you. I like
     the sentiment behind it,
more than anything.

There is a tax break
     in Vancouver, for both film
and video games.

Without them showing
     off their sponsor's logo on
their shirt it's pointless.

Basically, if you
     can manufacture some cat
stoves you're good to go.

The sperm and egg are
     both alive when they meet up
to form the zygote.

Men and women, boys
     and girls, we're different, and there's
nothing wrong with that.

Or maybe it's wired
     in me and that's just the way
I am, naturally.

I hope you didn't think
     that was some kind of secret
I was trying to hide.

Its kinda creepy
     and weird of her, but I know.
...the fuck did I do?

This is a very
     very old joke i've seen on
multiple sites. Right.

Maintaining an old
     machine can be a very
expensive headache.

I haven't ever
     been able to recapture
that exact feeling.

Obama will give
     his one word answer of no
and quickly move on.

She found me. She thinks
     that a good thing, so I'm not
going to argue.

Oh I'm sure it will
     be, I'm very much looking
forward to the game.

Because everything
     is pitch dark and then the sun
lights everything up.

I think i just chose
     the wrong thread for this comment.
Will you be my GOD?

I knew what this was
     before even clicking on
the link. Fuck that guy.

Refusing to show
     up for class doesn't imply
that they are lazy.

That is where a _small
     fraction_ of it goes, the rest
goes to buying yachts.

They just cut down on
     rush hour service and the trains
are now always packed.

Do small things like wave
     at children, or say hello
to them in Korean.

"Oh, nothing, just some
     Libyan rebel stuff." shut
the fuck up, Donny.

The same amount is
     charged to my visa every
month on the same day.

And if those entrance
     standards don't mean anything,
why even use them?

And thence, arising,
     he returned to the other
side of the Jordan.

Carnage is by far
     my favorite I feel pretty
sure it's Pinkie Pie.

But those people should
     have been a bit more prudent
in their purchases.

I stand completely
     corrected and I had not
seen these photos yet.

We're threatening the guy,
     telling him will kill him if
he tries anything.

Some companies store
     this information for long
periods of time.

Did you even read
     the article, or just what
the OP has written?

His little brother
     is supposed to be even
better than him right?

Yes. You disagree.
     Yes I did as well. It was
worth my time and thought.

Touche, I forgot how
     religious Croatia was.
Excellent advice.

That's why I played it,
     don't know about you You are
very brave indeed.

But how does Cedar
     Point fit in a computer?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Wonder how many
     drug lords in Mexico are
lining up for this.

Yes. You disagree.
     Yes I did as well. It was
worth my time and thought.

Now, as everyone
     will remind us, he has spent
more time out than in.

You don't need to know
     much about the game to get
into the matches.

Insanity Wolf:
     "OPEN BOWL. OPEN MOUTH" But
I have two sisters!

If you have the good
     swing video tapped this will
be much easier.

Yea, I do. Sorry,
     I wasn't clear about that.
Can it play movies?

I like seeing all
     the proud 2Xers looking happy,
it brightens my day.

I prefer mango.
     You are doing good work, keep
on because I can't.

Since when does the US
     government give a single
shit about studies?

People are welcome
     to dress this as a safety
issue, but it's not.

I've got a 4th
     edition and an ice age
one around somewhere.

Otherwise, they get
     WAY to hot, and you get.. well..
you know already.

And the granny stop.
     Bitches HATE the granny stop.
Approaching a stop?

But still not something
     I would pay for. The graphics
are very nice though.

May just save this post
     and send you things randomly
for the next few years.

Besides most people
     from the my near by K town
are boring as hell.

if we're never more
     than friends, I think I can deal
with that, honestly.

There are patches on
     either side of my face where
hair just never grows.

I loved it. just sent
     you a picture, hanging out
in my army truck!

I've seen it happen
     about three times in my state
in the past few years.

Take them to the lab
     and all of the sudden they're
completely lost. Why?

i have a feeling
     he'd have a lot less legal
trouble if he were...

When you hear someone
     swearing most of the time you
will think less of them.

Is it possible
     that is your impression from
driving the highways?

Your best friend is locked
     in a cage barely bigger
than he is all day?

The car companies
     will buy you out and bury
the technology.

You take my money
     away without my consent,
so it's theft to me.

Forcing the issue?
     I'll pass, that's biting off more
than I want to chew.

Maybe both sides are
     your *naughty* side, but are both
really *bad* sides too?

Just click on servers
     in the steam menu, filter
for the RO2 Beta.

The grades you're getting
     now mean far more than the grades
you got years ago.

The syrup that pumps
     out of the dispenser comes
out of the same line.

Wiser words couldn't
     be spoken in animal
strike situations.

I don't think it is
     necessarily faces,
but rather "figures".

If all you get from
     this is whining it's because
you can't fucking read.

I was curious
     as to WHICH exercises
and movements are best.

This is really how
     the entire lecture was
from start to finish.

In a cocktail bar
     tipping is acceptable,
but far from required.

Remember to say
     please, thank you and excuse me
and you'll be just fine.

If i had a bike
     shop, you were the kind of man
i would want around!

It felt like you were
     actually moving through time, not
just jumping forward.

Don't you mean carrots?
     i was just thinking about
this last night actually.

I've starting reading
     Ultimate so we shall see!
Gaming is gaming.

Those were the three main
     ideas I walked away
with from your comment.

I don't know the man
     but I'm sure he's a credit
to his profession.

Is it possible
     you guys just spend too much time
around each other?

There's nothing really
     to read between the lines of.
Stop, dude. It's a troll.

That is what i mean
     when i say evolution
seems guided to me.

One Friday I put
     my chair on my desk and bent
down to get my bag.

I do find myself
     lately posting the "this looks
familiar" type thing...

Either this is staged,
     or somebody needs to just
smoke some weed and chill.

These are usually
     the last examinations
taken at high school?

[deleted] I think
     he just needs to make his stream
more profitable.

The account is new
     and name is not verified.
This is probably fake.

Not once. I did ask
     you if various things would
be ok with *you*.

Sounds like you're pretty
     intelligent and that you
really thought this through.

I bet this is one
     you would be able to keep
for life though! Good find.

Well the way I look
     at that is, everyone can
believe what they want.

Just stop. I didn't get
     the reference but I still found
this hilarious.

But everybody
     else that voted for her needs
to pay their way. yum.

Educated guess
     would be a rare software bug.
Seriously right?

Thanks! Any details?
     Did he have a really good
time or something bad?

Something that it takes
     guts to admit in public.
See my Follower.

I'm trying to help you
     understand here. no Dude- nice.
I really like this.

Gnosticism is
     about *knowledge*, theism
is about *belief*.

Not theirs. In my own
     current relationship, we've had
to do work on this.

We're going to go
     on posting the things we do.
It makes us happy.

Use Right Hand: Cut off
     Arm (or penis) Use Left Hand:
Can't Cut Shit, Captain.

Do whatever you
     want, but this is the last time
I give you this shit.

That's about it. Man,
     some chicks will do anything
for publicity.

I learned it this way,
     although a lot of people
learned it as "Black boys...".

So go fuck yourself,
     you have no idea what
you're talking about.

That looks like the ones
     you could get from burger king
like ten years ago.

However, I am
     reluctant to put actual
dollars into it.

Moving to the SEC
     isn't going to gain you
any more money.

So please excuse me
     if I don't know exactly
how this system works.

Naturally if you
     enjoy it though then awesome
dude, keep watching it!

Sides are a bit mixed
     with red and really light hairs
with black strands mixed in.

But are other cuts
     just as impossible, or
are they possible?

And for that alone,
     the whole series quality
increased in my view.

as for compression
     ratios and such, i can't
say i know too much.

The schools around here
     have security if full
police uniform.

Eh... probably Gangster
     Twitch even though I never
play him anymore.

Just because people
     can't use their degrees does not
mean they don't have them.

Canned goods are the best
     thing to give, those are the things
that will last a while.

Well, it's the number
     two best mistake. Next to me.
Watched this in film class.

It's impossible
     to know who did it, and we'll
probably never know.

Take care and if I'm
     ever on the east coast I'll
send you a PM.

Please tell me you are
     making your own decisions
about what you wear??!

It isn't about
     trying to prove you wrong or me
wrong or whatever.

"Marines are scary"
     without any context is
not an argument.

Or maybe they do
     realize it and decided,
"fuck it, we're lawyers!"

lol Neither
     can I, but I did my part
to fix that problem.

And I doubt I'll change,
     as it has brought me nothing
but success so far.

And boxer hockey,
     updates are slow but its good.
so how does this work??

i sang the solo
     First thought, left. Then I figured
that would be mainstream.

Do you have any
     advice for someone who wants
to write for TV?

The D40 has dark frame
     subtraction noise reduction.
Are you using it?

Christianity
     is a system of fear, shame,
guilt and ignorance.

Although I'm surprised
     too they didn't crash on landing
if that's your concern.

You generally tell
     stories to people that shed
you in a good light.

i did NOT say what
     i said, i CORRECTED what
you said, honestly.

Well, it's certainly
     made me invest a lot more
time into the game.

Nerves of steal? This looks
     like a nice budget reader
and basic tablet.

We'll see. My mom is
     speaking with a lawyer friend
right now I believe.

The color wheel sounds
     potentially difficult
because of brown wool.

My friends even wrote
     beside the photo, "Wahoo
Dylan, take it off!"

Any electron
     can do both spins depending
on the quantum state.

Made for many laughs
     in Swedish class whenever
we played a board game.

Do you think I could
     get house points for a deathly
hallows tattoo then?

OK. Now your turn.
     You've got to turn into Parks
and Recreation.

Pay him no mind, dude.
     Your wife gives my existing
wood even more wood.

Changing lanes without
     signaling, cutting people
off, etc.

If you've been with more
     than a few girls, you know what
I'm talking about.

Breathe every three strokes.
     Other than that just keep trying
to swim like that girl.

How can a country
     that makes such good beer have such
stupid fucking laws?

It wasn't nearly
     as painful as everyone
made it out to be.

Does that mean we can't
     have useful conversation
about this issue?

I wouldn't wanna
     walk back to Stiles from the main
campus at midnight.

The goals can also
     be requested by a post
or from common posts.

I wish best of luck
     to you in whatever job
you work. You are right.

To get around this,
     we would all take turns keeping
score while on the bench.

Ah I remember
     now, the girl from the Apple
add who was on drugs.

Five Guys has a smashed
     bun and can be a little
sloppy and greasy.

But if you're that self
     driven, an art degree may
not actually help you.

It happens to most
     at some point, getting caught is
all part of the game.

Very nice to see
     someone willing to discuss
rather then pander.

As for the triggers
     are you pushing it down near
the top or bottom?

This is good thinking,
     only one question, are you
planning to add ads?

I thought the camera
     flash was backlight in there, but
apparently not.

So if I manage
     to duck or jump REALLY high
I might be ok?

If he doesn't pay
     this "child" support he's subject
to imprisonment.

I think another
     reason is that it doesn't
change all that quickly.

It tastes like kittens
     would taste if kittens tasted
as cute as they looked.

A went out with her
     for like a month, she dumped me
because of her mum.

Were you there? Fill us
     in on the details if you
know what's going on.

His eyesight started
     to go, but he still wanted
to catch a Frisbee.

He could barely stand,
     but he's make his best effort
to when you got home.

will help me find out
     Judges have wide latitude
in our "family" courts.

having her daughter
     has really made her get on
the right track for life!

Bears don't like being
     shaved (so I'm told by someone
with a lot of scars).

Hope that helps. Let me
     know if you have any more
questions about it.

please tell me you're near
     Seattle. I want to make
stuff with one of those.

That he's not struggling
     as hard against a certain
boss that you had to?

And those it doesn't
     kill it leaves anxious, depressed,
angry, and violent.

In fact it makes me
     happy that they are able
to express themselves.

I mean would his job
     really believe he would do
something so stupid?

This was built into
     the law, and is not the judge
abusing power.