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At first glance, i got
     OMG HA IRON FIRE.
then mah smarts kicked in.

I watched everything
     unfold from the projection
area above.

Some are dual purpose
     and can be eaten after
their laying slows down.

Most likely they were
     chosen by the retards than
make up US school boards.

Nevermind that you
     probably didn't select server
memory either.

An insider on
     trees lol Sorry you
got pulled over man.

You should hear him drum.
     THE JEWS KILLED JESUS! He didn't
say he *is* ashamed.

And the more houses
     we bomb accidentally
adds more to that side.

That guy was being
     hilarious and she was
being a huge bitch.

Cause of accident
     unknown, but will continue
to investigate.

Then we left to grab
     something to eat and cart more
people back and forth.

Got teased for stuffing
     my bra till our first gym class
we had to change for.

I'm also going
     to try to get the price down.
Thanks for the advice.

the great part about
     myths is learning what they are
actually teaching you.

Sometimes I go back
     for the wallpaper board, but
that's about it. ...great.

Bought them anyway,
     but still fuck Ticketmaster.
comment looks funny.

Not OP but I hope
     I might be able to help
answer your question.

I only have four
     hits now, and I could probably
purge all of those too.

Better things to do.
     Thanks for trying though! Thank you, sir,
you're very kind, sir.

On a moving boat?
     Wow, I am impressed. I love
night photography!

And I told him, you
     are aware that I am not
*really* a wizard?

Do the skewers come
     out of the box with the knife
when you pull on it?

YES! YES! I called that!
     I'm sorry. I'm just happy
I won in my head.

Yes as another
     fellow Steve this happens ALL
THE TIME, doesn't it?

I suggest going
     to a doctor, he could help
you better than us.

You didn't know there was
     more than one, or what? A nut?
Really? Wow yourself.

That being said, if
     you own a book you should be
allowed to burn it.

Did you ever feel
     like you could convert and join
the community?

Realtors have it down
     pat, pick a few key selling
points and go with them.

Another poster
     spoke about a sharp 4th.
It made me confused.

And if it is can
     you please explain the workers
compensation plan?

Name one. The biggest
     news sites which are not owned by
big corporations.

Any idea
     why a walmart near me stopped
carrying your brand?

You mad? My family's
     been in the cattle business
for generations.

Put the thoughts of her
     aside and focus on what
interests you in life.

It's not taking up
     time that would otherwise be
filled with instruction.

I think we have what's
     known as an analogy
breakdown going on.

Sorry buddy, but
     I've been doing this a lot
longer than Food inc.

Is there anything
     strange going on that may lead
one to expect cheese?

Very few people
     think before acting and are,
well, acting stupid.

Many policy
     makers care too much about
who butters their bread.

Supposedly they've
     been giving away glasses
and hats and such too.

Usually B tho.
     And thanks I try to at least
stay slim lol.

The easiest way
     to quit is to feel very
little about it.

Same here, went to sleep
     one night with a kid's voice, woke
up with a man's voice.

Exercise without
     something to strive for just gets
boring and painful.

My one. The timing
     was right, life was right, our love
was right. This was it.

Save Booby Princess
     Skirt! Adventure through Terrain
Land! Kill Monster Thing!

It wasn't until
     years later that I put two
and two together.

I'm willing to bet
     hard earned money they come from
poor, abusive homes.

Other people might
     think otherwise, and I would
say they are misled.

Are there any laws
     or guidelines about free shows
and that kind of thing?

I'm sure there are more.
     Also, you think John Lithgow
is a great actor?

Received back what was
     skimmed or I use the restaurants
phone to make a call.

The trigger man will
     likely be given harsher
punishment though. YES!

Then, once they're making
     real money, they try to get
involved on campaigns.

I should go back, but
     I'm afraid I have to live
with this forever.

the great part about
     myths is learning what they are
actually teaching you.

You might remember
     doctor killers. lol....
on the other hand...

Don't forget to take
     private lessons if you can.
Where are you going?

What does that mean? Like,
     bottom scanning the AH or
mining "gold" or what?

OMG. You just
     taught me something that will change
my life. Forever.

If this doesn't start
     to work in a few days then
go see a doctor.

He said all along
     he was going to use fear
to bankrupt the US.

After I remove
     the ice pack I use a deep
pore cleanser lotion.

It's instinct to reach
     for the name brands sometimes, don't
fault yourself too much.

[deleted] TRY NOT
     GIVING A FUCK AND DOING
WHATEVER YOU WANT.

I'm sorry, but from
     this vantage point it really
seems like it's *your* loss.

On a related
     note, I'm much older but still
have cracking voices.

Pizza dough covered
     in garlic butter and topped
with cheese and bacon.

Your situation
     is more common at that age
than you probably think.

[deleted] jesus
     dude, you weren't kidding when you
said you were hardcore.

Fuck off. Yes, rape is
     horrible no matter what
age the person is.

Fluid in a fish
     tank moving on a train is
not flowing liquid.

Ah ok, well its
     working, wish I had a more
physical job! Heh.

Folding them behind
     your back also doesn't make
your boobs look bigger!

I understand you
     can be atheist and still
enjoy the music.

"Um, excuse me sir.
     You mispronounced 'no doubt.'" Don't
forget [boxer's ear.

In what way? We get
     by with it perfectly fine
here in Canada.

Does everybody
     have a right to drive or is
driving a privilege?

But if things go wrong
     you can go to the police
to have them help you.

I forget that most
     people here (America)
don't know what it means.

I've never really
     understood why people care
so much about this.

[deleted] I was
     between jobs but recently
got a new good one.

None. People who are
     currently married wouldn't
have anything change.

I'm not sure what he's
     doing, but his name is Reed.
Tell me about it!

Years later I found
     my "report card" from that class
in my baby book.

Over one morning,
     she hadn't had time to get
dressed when I came in.

To combat rising
     sea levels Australia will
go down the Dutch path.

No. I would say both
     Chevy S-10. It's a tiny
ass truck... But it's mine.

your arguments aren't
     exactly perfect either.
i call it a tie.

Best advice you can
     give may be cookie cutter
but it bloody works!

I also do not
     think the tests are meaningful.
I "missed" one question.

Geez..., can't you admit
     anything right Obama
has done. For God's sake.

Jesus is the one
     true Messiah, all other
religions are false.

I still do, but now
     I have the shoes so I feel
like I must use them.

[deleted] Um, what
     was I defending if you
don't mind me asking?

If the professor
     has abdicated that role
then give it a try.

It's ridiculous.
     I'd be curious to see
the actual study.

Ugh, I feel your pain.
     I bled all over a chair
in middle school once.

It's in your posting
     history, unless you're going
to delete that too.

If you really know
     what you're doing, it can be
as fast as you like.

Wicked. The last one
     scared the shit out of me Cross
post this! Exactly.

Yeah, then you can start
     cutting off hands for stealing
stuff and things like that.

i'm just pointing out
     the guy was talking about
your best friend, not hers.

There is a slightly
     chunky chick looking to get
laid often and well.

"Anyone can give
     up, it's the easiest thing
in the world to do.

I go to ISU
     and the culture is changing
entirely here.

Don't insult someone
     for asking a logical,
reasonable question.

I think it's because
     I needed to cram so much
more into each line.

I do wish there was
     one but on the other had
I don't want to share.

I was a junior
     last year, and had a few ~40yo
peeps in the same year.

The first time I heard
     about slavery, I think
I was about 5ish.

I would have NEVER
     thought of something like this, not
in a million years.

You can't remember
     when the fuck it happened but
you are freaking out.

Make it clear to him
     that is son is not being
cared for properly.

Keep it up sir. this.
     He barely gave them a chance
to get one line out.

OK, we'll tell you
     everything will be OK!
He's cheated on you.

Seems like a really
     weird, petty thing for either
side to lie about.

I see what you mean,
     I know how it is being
on the bleeding edge.

I can't wait until
     you invite me for dinner.
Fact: it's not all blood.

Actually it was two
     women kissing that I felt
indifferent about.

They might have a hard
     time trying to help you if you
are locked in you room.

I think Nirvana
     is a tad overrated,
but I still like them.

It's got an Atom
     processor, so you can put
whatever you like.

I read this reply
     before I got to the hair
part of his story.

My country's language
     is Spanish and the classes
are all in Spanish.

My wife has had one
     or two unwelcome comments
while out running though.

I know she barely
     can act but every movie
she plays in, I watch.

I don't know what else
     he did with it, I only
saw one episode.

Too dark to see well.
     Try better lighting? Amy?
Smart? When did this start?

Though, he knows I post.
     Also, she has much much much
larger breasts than I!

Holy shit, I wish
     I had thought of it! Great pic.
Again with the boobs.

Dang, Amy Poehler
     looks fucking weird without her
TV makeup on.

This is very true
     and I don't understand why
he was down voted.

Why don't you chill out
     and enjoy this completely
irrelevant mouth.

The whole faculty
     and administration were
woefully inept.

Totally agree
     with the posts you made a post
to agree about.

I see your comments
     are travelling well too, so what's
your point anyway?

What it does require
     is a strong protagonist
to lead you through it.

If I had one wish,
     it would be to remember
this line forever.

[deleted] Ha, some
     people have to work real jobs
while going to school.

but you have to be
     mindful about throwing them
outside the window.

These guys must get some
     other kind of sadistic
pleasure out of it.

[deleted] I would
     say it's definitely worth
making at least once.

What's really sad is
     that he also forgot how
to spell Benjamin.

Most people don't want
     to be intellectually
challenged all the time.

it errors, spits out
     countless error messages
but doesn't exit...

They have time on their
     side, you don't. You can't beat them.
Except physically.

You WILL find someone
     at some point in the future,
and she will love you.

Good looks are only
     unimportant if the guy
already has them.

It isn't the norm.
     Maybe the word he used, rare,
wasn't the right word.

That's the point, you are
     envious of the people
that can drink their wine.

WoW will actually run
     fine on a slow modem if
you're not trying to raid.

They're opening back
     up this year and I might be
tempted to sign up.

Although Australia
     is just for radar coverage
as far as I know.

They'll normally have their
     jaws around your neck faster
than you can react.

I don't see this scam
     as becoming a major
problem anywhere.

When the berries were
     in season, all the local
birds would crap purple.

I usually do
     one if not all of these things
when I cannot sleep...

The Dr is blowing
     smoke up her ass for his own
personal reasons.

Just try to farm up
     as much as you can, and late
game they should drop off.

When I am at home
     and shower daily it is
nowhere to be seen.

That fulfills a need
     I didn't even know I had.
I hope that is true.

Also, I know what
     pointing at your wrist means, I'm
not an idiot.

A billion doesn't
     buy much infrastructure How
are the benefits?

With the vacation,
     you won't see a clear answer
until September.

We have some proper
     rules in here, so minimum
chance of STDs.

Shun risks, and value
     living higher than getting
that one extra kill.

Bro, settle the fuck
     down and stop whining. Jesus.
Step off the high horse.

Your beliefs remove
     themselves more and more from it,
as data comes in.

Yeah, it's funny, huh?
     Thanks, these are both great albums
ROC has garbage plates.

China replacing
     America with Russia
that is so funny!

Hmmm It is lukewarm.
     Still lukewarm. OK feeling
the heat. Bearable.

yes, I'm sure she planned
     this out from the beginning,
just to be evil.

Um... Taking into
     account your height you are not
fat, you are normal.

You can happily
     mark the check box for "Didn't stick
my dick in crazy".

I'm not sure actually.
     Because it's clean and very
swiss and organized?

It not like being
     jewish is written on you
skin, like being black.

Except I am trying
     to improve my cardio
and mass evenly.

Yeah, when the spider
     causes death and necrosis
I can understand.

[deleted] Did you
     check the refrigerator?
Use a credit card?...

And only a few
     moments away from eating
fried chicken no less.

But for some reason,
     kids who were accidents like
to talk about it.

Baxter!" I was called
     some deviant of 'Boner'
for the next two years...

An opiate like
     buzz, kinda nice but no where
near real opiates.

They and their families
     have no rights whatsoever
and that's their own fault.

"If the order is
     understood, then failure is
the fault of the troops.

Both you and the pig
     gets dirty, and it's only
the pig having fun.

I like facts because
     knowledge is more powerful
than guns or bullets.

I would be concerned
     more about building workers
and spending money.

It shares many, but
     not all, of the design goals
expressed in Don's slides.

The gold he's selling
     is a bunch of 1's and 0's
in a computer.

In five years, those "friends"
     won't even remember each
others addresses.

The first week I lived
     in Georgia a mass of red
fire ants attacked me.

Blizzard games are now
     written by a giant hive
mind like entity.

It worked pretty well
     in Holland, I figure it'll
work in Australia.

I'm in Thailand right
     now, and the man speaks the truth.
Get a plane ticket.

While getting ready
     to leave she notices she's
missing a sweater.

Drag everyone down!
     Maybe we can finally
change some bullshit laws.

Also enables
     you to freak out anyone
who may be watching.