Reddit Haikus

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Haiku #1049

Oddly it never
     occurred to me that Jonah
Goldberg is Jewish.

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Haiku #1050

What academic
     departments are called is no
proof of anything.

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Haiku #1051

There's no simple way
     to do it, and it takes more
code than you might like.

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Haiku #1052

Translation: You hate
     yourself if you don't follow
Scientology!

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Haiku #1053

And almost always,
     the cause of the 'alarming'
problem is mankind.

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Haiku #1054

That, my friends, is sick.
     There's got to be a limit
for crying out loud!

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Haiku #1055

...declare that we would
     prosecute all Italians
that killed US soldiers?

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Haiku #1056

I think it's a good
     thing that Graham is successful
and accessible.

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Haiku #1057

Perhaps you'd prefer
     the term 'generalization'
or something like that.

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Haiku #1058

*grin* I actually felt
     pretty proud of myself when
I heard about this.

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Haiku #1059

But because the trial
     would force a lot of issues
into the open.

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Haiku #1060

Very. The only
     reason to expose it would
be to cripple it.

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Haiku #1062

That it's classified
     in a memo that then gets
leaked, it's a big deal?

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Haiku #1063

Teacher who only
     teach do it out of duty
(and that they need eat).

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Haiku #1064

I wish they would say
     how much the solar panels
are going to cost.

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Haiku #1065

I really enjoy
     the penalty kick shootout
if the game is tied.

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Haiku #1066

He has done it *for*
     other countries? What a shit.
I hope everyone.

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Haiku #1067

food item became
     13.5oz. and then 11.5oz. and is now
on its way to 10oz.

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Haiku #1068

What a freak! This looks
     like a position that will
be in high demand!

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Haiku #1069

How many times do
     you have to be invaded
before you stop? No.

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Haiku #1070

The militants are
     trying to kill every single
Jew that they can find.

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Haiku #1071

But you just go on
     repeating that lie, over
and over again.

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Haiku #1072

Do you have a link
     for the other article?
I guessed at those too.

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Haiku #1073

And if that is what
     I'm claiming then you'd be right.
That would be silly.

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Haiku #1074

Usually, they get
     all floppy and obnoxious
outside of a bra.

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Haiku #1075

My apologies.
     Antisocial, to be sure.
But I hold no grudge.

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Haiku #1076

I like these website.
     Simple and to the point. Yes,
that's a great sequence.

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Haiku #1077

OK, there might be
     "privacy concerns" about
one way encryption.

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Haiku #1078

Everyone here has
     spent the last few years reading
and loving his stuff.

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Haiku #1079

You don't need a pill.
     It's easy to make it taste
better naturally.

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Haiku #1080

Everyone here has
     spent the last few years reading
and loving his stuff.

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Haiku #1081

I think you also
     have to be able to sing
the national anthem...

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Haiku #1082

Thing is, if you fake
     something long enough, you're no
longer faking it.

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Haiku #1083

That being said, you
     are still an asshole if you
smoke around your kid.

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Haiku #1084

I certainly would
     rather have the focus be
on education.

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Haiku #1086

That's pretty funny.
     What an odd style of comic,
I kind of like it.

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Haiku #1087

The link is very
     good, and I guess I didn't give
Paul enough credit.

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Haiku #1088

And a troll. The thing
     everyone is missing is
the "in general" part.

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Haiku #1089

Lets focus on current
     problems like aids, hunger, war,
and education.

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Haiku #1090

The car dealers aren't
     necessarily playing
fair, so why should you?

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Haiku #1091

Wow! What do you think
     would have happened if it had
actually been cheaper?

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Haiku #1092

Instead of spending
     time on this, why not get back
to work on arc, Paul?

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Haiku #1093

There's a clever joke
     to be made about this, but
I can't think of it.

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Haiku #1094

But luckily there
     is plenty of internet
out there to suit you.

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Haiku #1095

A lot of them seem
     to have been created by
the same person too.

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Haiku #1096

Representative
     democracy doesn't solve
this problem, either.

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Haiku #1097

I have never bought
     the "they are only doing
their job" argument.

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Haiku #1098

Yes, it is "news" when
     the "highest court in the land"
issues a "ruling".

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Haiku #1099

Yeah, it's blatantly
     obvious if you screw up.
Social suicide.

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Haiku #1100

At least email spam
     sits there until you're checking
your mail anyway.

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Haiku #1101

If I had any
     idea of what to do,
I would suggest it.

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Haiku #1102

Beer may not contain
     fat, but isn't it really
high in calories?

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Haiku #1103

Anybody knows
     whether such a study was
carried out? Well put.

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Haiku #1104

Why can't the people
     who represent my country
grow up and play nice?

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Haiku #1105

Because the theory
     is pretty much worthless if
that isn't the case.

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Haiku #1106

The data does seem
     to back up the theory, but
one things still bugs me.

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Haiku #1107

That is exactly
     how I felt about my high
school education.

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Haiku #1108

Different country, man.
     As for Chechnya, did you
read the article?

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Haiku #1109

All I wanna hear
     from your ass is, You ain't got
no problem, Cory.

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Haiku #1110

*A lot more people
     would hack in the Flash Player
source, improving it.

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Haiku #1111

This is preposterous.
     Right. Or keep them on the line
with inane questions.

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Haiku #1112

You must not have kids
     because if you did, you would
want to know this shit.

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Haiku #1113

Say what? I agree-
     ethanol from sugar cane
is the way to go.

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Haiku #1114

I have never seen
     that before, but I can see
where it would happen.

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Haiku #1115

How many people
     have been killed by suicide
bombers in this peace?

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Haiku #1116

Otherwise it just
     sounds like a country patting
itself on the back.

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Haiku #1117

And while he's going
     to the bathroom. And in bed.
And while trying to smoke.

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Haiku #1118

And there's nothing here
     about killing the family
"to conceal their crime."

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Haiku #1119

I can't really say
     much as it depends too much
on jurisdictions.

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Haiku #1120

has happened before
     in other wars when other
countries were involved.

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Haiku #1121

If by 'sick' you mean
     'disturbingly accurate'...
An example please.

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Haiku #1122

Second, the Army
     needs to find these three unnamed
sources and smoke them.

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Haiku #1123

Start to unravel?
     You have any references
for that assertion?

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Haiku #1124

Can't think. I'm feeling
     fine and feeling totally
stressed out about it.

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Haiku #1125

Indeed, how can you
     put a value on a life.
Are all deaths equal?

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Haiku #1126

I think this site will
     get past this eventually
and continue on.

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Haiku #1127

And the quality
     is much higher than people
give it credit for.

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Haiku #1128

Digest: More people
     think poor people can become
rich if they work hard.

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Haiku #1129

I'm sure some folks will
     say "well, that's irrelevant,"
but maybe it's not.

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Haiku #1130

If I take a piss,
     I see my penis. What does
that make me think of?

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Haiku #1131

Well the difference is,
     we understand precedent
and we've read history.

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Haiku #1132

Our inaction is
     to the shame of our people
and our way of life.

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Haiku #1133

It might cross my mind,
     but after five seconds I'd
forget about it.

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Haiku #1134

Not just Fox News &
     Co., but *all* of the major
media outlets.

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Haiku #1135

I think that rabid
     consumerism is not
in your best interest.

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Haiku #1136

Judging a culture
     by the actions of its fringe
would not be too wise.

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Haiku #1137

And I generally
     do not have any problem
with your coming here.

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Haiku #1138

Massachusetts was
     going Democratic no
matter what happened.

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Haiku #1139

Anyway, I thought
     you'd all appreciate it.
That sir, is not true.

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Haiku #1140

Surely they have "good
     cop, bad cop" tv dramas
in his home country...

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Haiku #1141

...shows complete author
     decapitation or his
lack of oxygen.

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Haiku #1142

what about native
     americans who never
interbred with whites.

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Haiku #1143

Admit it **bobcat**,
     you were going to have those
Big Macs anyway.

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Haiku #1144

But, ultimately,
     who is to say that to work
longer is better?

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Haiku #1145

God repairs bodies
     all the time, just nothing you
can physically see.

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Haiku #1146

I first heard of her
     because of the mohammed
cartoons on her site.

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Haiku #1147

The example didn't
     work at all, though, either on
Mac or on Linux.

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Haiku #1148

You could go quite some
     time without encountering
another person.

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Haiku #1149

Good security
     does not need to be secret
to be effective.

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Haiku #1150

Does the United
     States have an opposition
party anymore?

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Haiku #1151

Think that'd fly if
     you replaced 'americans'
with some other group?

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Haiku #1152

You do need to know
     the language tho, and I doubt
you do very well.

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Haiku #1153

*Since the software was
     expensive, I decided
to insure it*... What?

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Haiku #1154

[deleted] Alright,
     but not exactly profound.
Let the votes decide.

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Haiku #1155

Kind of lame, but there
     is a heck of a lot more
to bikes than just weight.

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Haiku #1156

Customers are not
     going to dream up the "home
run" product for you.

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Haiku #1157

I hang up, call back,
     get a different support guy
who is quite helpful.

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Haiku #1158

Weak typing Me too.
     Luckily, Ruby has strong,
dynamic typing.

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Haiku #1159

The media was
     mostly self censoring just
like in the States now.

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Haiku #1160

Has he succeeded?
     In the sense that he has not
been stopped thus far, yes.

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Haiku #1161

I could also be
     programming in Common Lisp
right now, and I am.

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Haiku #1162

"You want to date her."
     "Are you going to dump me?"
"What's good about her?"

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Haiku #1163

"What's good about her?"
     And, yes, I am terrified
when they drive. Sorry.

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Haiku #1164

Just saying "Harris
     was a psychopath" rather
describes a symptom.

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Haiku #1165

You don't need to live
     in a country to comment
on its politics.

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Haiku #1166

Yeah, well if the French
     hadn't intervened for you,
you'd still have a King.

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Haiku #1167

Better to put down
     the computers and actually
go do something, no?

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Haiku #1168

If he is indeed
     dead, Ken Lay died as he lived:
fat, rich and happy.

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Haiku #1169

If that's not shitty
     monopolistic service
then I don't know what.

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Haiku #1170

Lotta ins and outs,
     lotta interested parties,
as the Dude would say.

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Haiku #1171

Yes, that is pretty
     damn cool. But why is it art?
Because they filmed it?

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Haiku #1172

i don't really care
     about any art one way
or another. shrug.

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Haiku #1173

The election is
     on your shoulders, not someone
outside your country.

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Haiku #1174

The cashier piped up,
     "We shore do, and he shore is!"
The customer grinned.

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Haiku #1175

These small casinos
     just don't prepare for losing
more than they take in.

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Haiku #1176

"It almost makes you
     wonder why no one has done
this before." They have.

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Haiku #1177

[deleted] [removed]
     This is the dumbest fucking
thing I've ever read.

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Haiku #1178

He thinks there are things
     that could be more important
than the holocaust!

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Haiku #1179

So... nobody else
     is the LEAST bit suspicious
that the pic is 'shopped?

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Haiku #1180

When someone isn't
     forced to acknowledge someone
else's work, they won't.

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Haiku #1181

Also, if we were
     mice, *who* would be referring
to us as a plague?

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Haiku #1182

I assume that you
     can opt out if you don't want
any symbol there.

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Haiku #1183

[deleted] There *are*
     options to Windows OS on
the PC, you know.

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Haiku #1184

Come to think of it,
     just stop and consider, that's
always a good start.

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Haiku #1185

The battle is fought
     on the marketing front, not
on the pricing front.

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Haiku #1186

Interesting. I guess
     that really shows that cars are
being made better.

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Haiku #1187

A man in hiding
     who communicates only
through videotapes?

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Haiku #1188

the drug trade wasn't
     illicit before the drugs
were outlawed... sweatshops?

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Haiku #1189

If there were no more
     bullfights, this type of bull would
have a bleak future.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1190

The rest of the world
     simply ignores them which is
probably just as well.

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Haiku #1191

There wouldn't be much
     in the way of physical
differences to spot.

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Haiku #1192

I think we're actually
     in agreement on more ground
than it first appears.

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Haiku #1194

I'm going to start
     my own radio show just
so I can do that.

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Haiku #1195

And if that's true, then
     something is seriously
screwed up around here.

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Haiku #1196

Highly unlikely...
     Would a smart dude go around
claiming to be God?

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Haiku #1197

You probably know this,
     so it's asinine of you
to make me say it.

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Haiku #1198

Oh man that is strange.
     You aren't remembering very
hard, are you. Black wrench.

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Haiku #1199

Is holding someone
     against their will and screaming
in their face humane?

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Haiku #1200

Not as a martyr,
     as one might have expected,
had things been tacked on.

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Haiku #1201

Four, not only is
     Kennan right, but "containment"
is a code word, too.

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Haiku #1202

They are missing what
     Graham is trying to do. But his
talks are plain AWFUL!!!

Score: 0          

Haiku #1203

I want the option
     to vote the article up
and the title down.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1204

He shouldn't have lost
     his cool at the very last
match in his career.

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Haiku #1205

It's been a while though,
     and I don't have a reference
to where I read that.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1207

Try again. I was
     being disingenuous.
Sorry about that.

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Haiku #1208

The people you need
     to ask are the ones that look
around and then leave.

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Haiku #1209

Some of the Common
     Lisp libraries are very
interesting to read.

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Haiku #1210

Why not instead give
     users more control about
how they filter threads?

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Haiku #1211

[deleted] _I_ see
     no reason not to give them
the same benefits.

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Haiku #1212

He still has to wear
     diapers, but sometimes they can
get him there in time.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1213

You mean like the way
     that a knee kick to the face
isn't a knee kick?

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Haiku #1214

I guess I am not
     seeing the case that was made
in this article.

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Haiku #1215

The two examples
     you cite are essentially
against state actors.

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Haiku #1216

He did get knocked on
     his ass, but he also got
the freaking World Cup!

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Haiku #1217

It looks like Java.
     Yuk. Okay, that's all I could
tell in five minutes.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1218

I mean, what are you
     supposed to cut a baby's
head off with? A spoon?

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Haiku #1219

Scary location.
     I would NEVER advocate
putting a dam there.

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Haiku #1220

Any list that puts
     Bruce Lee above Jesus Christ
has my approval.

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Haiku #1221

that pretty much looks
     like a square knot to me but
would it have a name?

Score: 0          

Haiku #1222

Perhaps the control
     freak generation will soon
be extinct. We'll see.

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Haiku #1223

As I said before,
     I'd like to hear the other
side of the story.

Score: 0          

Haiku #114392

A state is defined
     as a monopoly on
coercive power.

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Haiku #1224

...and the part about
     the keystroke logger being
hooked up to the NIC.

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Haiku #1225

The Lion returns
     to the pride: Lion Kid: Hey!
You're back already?

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Haiku #1226

That is like saying
     the smaller kid is to blame
for the bullying.

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Haiku #1227

But I suppose there
     probably would have been better
threads to make it on.

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Haiku #1228

My old pair I could
     get them on and off without
undoing the knot.

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Haiku #1229

And when it has gone
     past I will turn the inner
eye to see its path.

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Haiku #1230

I like it a lot.
     I'm just waiting for a good
excuse to use it!

Score: 0          

Haiku #1231

How about Making
     forms for people to gather
information with??

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Haiku #1232

The first one does not
     imply that the opinion
is no longer held.

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Haiku #1233

[removed] Plausible
     deniability is
SOP in the White House.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1235

Well, I'll give you that.
     But it would also depend
on your perspective.

Score: 0          

Haiku #1236

I don't think unit
     tests are a bad idea,
just writing them first.

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Haiku #1237

If you don't see "We've
     Lost Iraq," scroll down. The thing
is, you can change them.

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Haiku #1238

Government jobs do
     NOT contribute to ANY
government funding.

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Haiku #1239

Health care is in poor
     shape and our government does
nothing about it.

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Haiku #1240

I figured he was
     lying to make the blacks look
less incompetent.

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Haiku #1241

...pica then goes on
     to post four blurbs from a white
nationalist website.

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Haiku #1242

On another note,
     things are kind of crazy here
in the research world.

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Haiku #1243

I'm going to be
     setting up a house server
running Dapper soon.

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Haiku #1244

It was pretty cool
     for about two weeks before
I got bored with it.

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Haiku #1245

Pointing at a few
     big spectacular failures
does not make your case.

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Haiku #1246

[removed] If you can
     create and delete functions,
classes and so on.

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Haiku #1247

Dear America,
     if you sell out skippy we'll
attack you ourselves.

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Haiku #1248

How much money do
     you have in your bank account,
stocks and investments?

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Haiku #1249

How much money do
     you have in your bank account,
stocks and investments?

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Haiku #1250

I agree, which is
     why I tell women right up
front about that. Well...

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Haiku #1251

Just for the record,
     we're not a democracy,
but a republic.

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Haiku #1252

This is interesting
     In other news: the sun rose
and set yesterday.

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Haiku #1253

Worst weather we've had
     since I got here (only two
months ago, but still).

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