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How exactly are
     two cars meant to drive opposite
ways on the L roads?

Or more recently
     how our use of pesticides
is affecting bees.

There is no reason
     to spend all kinds of money
on special yogurt.

However, with each
     one who gets captured or killed,
two more take his place.

Guess I'll find someone
     else to dote on with my six
digit income then.

I totally got
     what you just meant, but I don't
think most people will.

Study hard, but make
     sure to maintain the social
aspects of your life.

The land speed records
     can't be done anywhere else,
and burning man *can*.

Just wander around
     in your kitchen, garden or
whatever really.

And if Lukas dies
     he has the chance to take out
people around him.

I was recently
     talking to some buddies when
someone brought that up.

The political
     fallout from that incident
is just disgraceful.

Then there are the times
     you can't be bothered to get
up for anything.

As long as your blood
     cholesterol is fine, don't
worry about it.

You should do this but
     with the red dead map as well.
Great job anyway.

EDIT: I should add,
     that the first paragraph here
makes a ton of sense.

IF there is a small
     impact to your score, it will
quickly come back up.

I'm saying she needs
     to break up with him because
he's a selfish ass.

I miss him every
     day and wish I'd gotten more
than four years with him.

I remember that.
     It is very good, and you
are a good builder.

This clown can't even
     get his own party to vote
for his bills. Awesome!

[Citation needed]
     I don't believe anyone
has ever died there.

What's with all the posts
     from people about parents
checking bank accounts?

You're right about me
     being a WASP, although I'm
not American.

It makes me feel drop
     dead sexy every single
time I put it on.

Then, after a few
     month, a friend gave me the Mass
Effect trilogy.

The fuck is that, you
     should bitch slap whoever tried
to teach it to you.

My books. I want you
     to read and enjoy them, but...
just not my copies.

So you can access
     the entire game without
buying everyone.

They're much cheaper than
     paying for an entire
run of these cables.

There's never going
     to be a need for sharing.
The aristocrats!

I'll see if I can
     find anything, and I'll get
back to you on it.

Grace Kelly was hot
     and the Prince of Monaco
took her as his wife.

I think it could work
     really well as a format
for some open games.

It will be under
     warranty [deleted] It's
certainly a hoot.

I have a fondue
     pot, it ain't so bad. The gore.
You know what I mean.

Because if it was,
     it's incredibly shitty
to not make that clear.

I think it's least worth
     picking up the first issue
to see what you think.

And it could very
     well be worse for people who
live on the Bloor line.

Also, it must be
     realized the studies were done
on *mice* not people.

How about stringent
     training regimes for gifted
athletic children?

I went from sex three
     times a day to not even
thinking about it.

We pay for all kinds
     if shit, what's wrong with paying
for sex? It's just sex.

What is one to do?
     Just my two cents. Say we want
to share a taxi.

Technically you can
     be fined, but the police don't
really seem to care.

I pissed in my own
     mouth when my brother pinned me
down and tickled me.

It's like when you say:
     **"It's not quite the ugliest
dress I've ever seen.

What? Please outline how
     to came to that conclusion.
Kimberly Johnson?!?

If you have a green
     light, you can legally ram
into those bastards.

In our culture that's
     blasphemous while in theirs it's
completely normal.

If you are sticking
     objects up your butt there will
be a chance for it.

I didn't read the whole
     methodology, this is
just from the main blurb.

Black sheriff wins old
     west There have been several books
written on this case.

If you're lucky, you
     find someone who can teach you.
If not, take a course.

I think the point was
     we should try to please God first,
and people second.

Plus the way he met
     his end makes him a unique
serial killer.

Life is way the fuck
     cheaper being a guy. RIP.
Sorry for your loss.

He kept walking on
     stage and fucking with stuff, while
comics were going.

You cant force her or
     manipulate her into
doing it. Good luck.

He is great at one
     aspect of baseball, hitting
the ball really far.

Speechless! If you don't
     like The Producers there is
something wrong with you.

Like I said, there are
     versions all across the world,
each of them different.

Uninformed me is
     striking again do they make
this for other phones?

If you consider
     that thin crust, you don't know what
New York pizza is.

When I got there there
     was lots of brown smoke pouring
out of the building.

In our culture that's
     blasphemous while in theirs it's
completely normal.

But to each his own.
     If you don't like it, you don't
like it. Fair enough.

Anyway, they're all
     coming back to join the team
next week, we will see.

The girls who cried rape.
     If you want to blame someone
then you should blame them.

This is probably true
     for most ideologies,
even fascism.

I know... I'm gaining
     quite the collection of white
key chains. lol.

I have never seen
     this, and where do you find peeps
this time of the year???

For me, my actual
     cholesterol number is
in the normal range.

Either way, it'll be
     great for memory usage
and battery life.

Probably. Targeting?
     Not likely. Integrity?
Maybe half of them.

Sounds a little flat
     without him. [deleted] Are...
are you Stick Stickley?

Also i enjoy
     fantasy creatures as there
can be no limit.

In Science the word
     Theory means something different
to general English.

If you have any
     lawyer friends, ask if they can
give some free advice.

Why does it seem like
     some people are typing, but
we never see text?

Callum is awesome
     Technically you could make shaped
charges easier.

It'll be here after
     the qualifiers for TI4
[deleted] Nice job!

The art has gotten
     significantly better
in recent issues.

I would love to see
     those along with the final
results more often.

how can i respond
     to a comment that assumes
so much about me?

You can see every
     direction out of the car,
very easily.

Not easy to work
     on yourself, if that's your bag.
Now, my opinion.

because if not then
     what s the point of the theme?
completely stupid.

Not many people
     could afford a car right when
the war was over...

Yeah he had that block
     on Harrison his first year...
but that was one block.

Voila. Full access
     to anything I ever
tried to get into.

Moved here in mid March.
     Flew in for the start of March
and pounced on listings.

Not settling. But yes,
     it rocks! It's what's optimal.
And you can find it!

This sub will explode.
     Did I hear When the Levee
Breaks? Awesome! Yeah! Thanks!

The opposite of Jon
     Snow's Ghost. I guess you can name
this one Ghost as well.

Seriously, how
     stupid do you have to be
to make that mistake?

My biggest problem
     would be walking back and forth
to the liquor store.

^^May ^^I ^^remind ^^you
     ^^once ^^again ^^that ^^It's ^^not ^^too
^^late ^^to ^^change ^^your ^^flair.

Those bastards always
     get caught on my belt loop or
pocket or something.

starts crying about
     some boy who isn't gonna
get with her that night.

With the Tom books you
     can skip every second page
and still miss nothing.

most desired band
     (that has broken up) to hear
play live one more time.

I'm hoping to buy
     one when I'm adult and play
in some sort of band.

Verbal agreements
     are not necessarily
legally binding.

I can't remember
     the source it was probably on
here to be honest.

Honestly I don't
     remember that happening but
I can't rule it out.

What do you guys think?
     That would be wonderful if
you could confirm that.

Oh Lord I need sleep.
     Could you share this wallpaper?
Less than a year old.

It looked kinda fun.
     But I saw an article
that tore it to shreds.

She's very into
     being healthy and working
out religiously.

Sure Costa looks good,
     but Suarez good? I think not.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

unplug the power
     adapter for your laptop
while you're recording.

It's utter bullshit
     to claim that wearing shorts makes
you look like a whore.

My cover is blown!
     I'll be the first to say it.
I like Dane Cook. Yes.

Rodney Dangerfield....
     that is all Do you also
get your asshole bleached?

I believe you can
     also run it for games you
don't even know too.

[deleted] great hit,
     love the international
relations aspect.

It definitely
     makes me feel a lot better
for you to say that!

My friend, let me tell
     you of a little network
by the name of Fox.

And I think shouting
     when something big happens is
totally useless.

Absolutely, that's
     definitely the mindset
I'm going in with.

Great lips. Great stubble.
     I'm going to guess you're quite
thee lady killer.

A lot of people
     use it to imply we're all
lazy and shallow.

Flemming is pretty
     intelligent and has good
sense behind the mic.

Next weekend I will
     be running in the Red Dress
Run in New Orleans.

While I was taunting,
     a capsule fell from the sky,
bounced and hit my foot.

He's clearly In Tow
     and you should have already
had your seatbelt on.

This picture makes him
     look like an American
truck driver. Still cute!

Bingo. Ok, let's
     all calm down for a second
and think about this.

And their nuts. I don't
     remember and I'm only
half sure I want to.

Yeah maybe they don't
     think they really need perfect
scores from reviewers.

Well he's a service
     dog so he's constantly by
my side. So there's that.

We left barbaric
     practices like wrist slapping
behind long ago.

It has a small scratch
     on the underside, which is
why it sold so cheap.

Your post will maintain
     the same meaning but not rub
people in bad ways.

get a vet to check
     for a bladder infection
or other issue.

I've lived all over
     the country so I have some
weird allegiances.

If women are not
     as competent in "crucial
times," why might that be?

As for the swimming.
     Swimming ALWAYS drops my blood
sugar like a brick.

So there's next to no
     chance of you writing it all
down on sheet music?

If people posted
     under their real names things like
this wouldn't happen.

Finally some sense,
     but mire importantly thank
you for stating it.

I'm not sure what you're
     trying to prove or get to here.
I can belly dance.

Sometimes restaurants, bars,
     stores, and professional groups
offer wine tastings.

u guys are ripping
     up the challenger scene just
like c9 last season.

That criticism
     belongs on the people who
made that choice, not Hawk.

Proceeded to walk
     about halfway to her house
and "wait" at a bar.

Texas doesn't fool
     around with taking children
away from parents.

If I could give you
     one piece of advice, sunscreen,
would be it. Thank you.

Didn't last long. Dam, great
     deal for a great game Thank you,
Captain Obvious.

[deleted] Wonder
     if these will make any more
sense than the first one.

I asked them to leave.
     I've been thinking of something
along these lines too.

Seriously, when
     are they going to bring back
hoedown already?

You did good. and then
     he said "you're actually sitting
in his favorite spot".

WELCOME FRIEND! I too
     LOVE comics... we should be pals!
:D Nice to meet you!

If you are mad throw
     paint at a canvas or sing
the blues. Sculpt something.

I was 11lbs... My mum
     had me with no drugs except
gas and air of course.

Interchangeable
     lenses means a mount, which makes
everything bigger.

Or is the plastic
     slightly flexible, but not
easily ruptured?

POOF! We ran like hell
     and the fire department showed
up a bit later.

[deleted] As long
     as he's ready, I'm really
excited for him!

I can and have done
     but many many people
find it hard to do.

That makes sense. I keep
     all of my water hoses
in the living room.

How is it any
     different from other crosses?
Its just a dead tree.

It is known. My (then)
     girlfriend and I were both on
the student council.

I made the mistake
     once and hate to see others
repeating the same.

But I also think
     there should be a second step
if the first one fails.

Its true I guess, you
     can always change your mind on
what you want to do!

we buried the tubes
     in the sand and would just drop
the lit mortars in.

Poor girl was harassed.
     PROST? Game controller. Lounge chairs?
Chairs? YOU GET TO SIT?!

I hate when something
     gets posted and the poster
never follows up.

I love one hitters!
     So convenient and help you
conserve weed so much.

Episode. Ever.
     I love how you flip flop on
the whole EULA thing.

Labor is replaced
     by technology, which is
stored labor itself.

[deleted] They were
     hazing you. [deleted] That...
That explains a lot.

Most of the players
     have been peaceful, aside from
some random attacks.

It's an expression
     that's overused, but alas,
I'll be a drone: Wow!

(...though they're not the type
     to get drunk alone either.
It's a social thing.)

After working through
     esteem issues, beautiful
women don't phase me.

I get it, you don't
     like the entry level stuff,
and I don't blame you.

But I need some help.
     If you've watched everything too
I could use some help.

The very people
     you think should just pull themselves
up by their bootstraps.

I guess the quote means
     you should obsessively clear
your browser history?

I was just saying
     that I was watching the game.
No need to be rude.

that's why that rumor
     started that he was going
to the pelicans.

It's marginally
     safer, and you'll need to spend
less time at the gym.

Not really. Most bright
     paintings use whites and yellows,
which I don't care for.

Thomas is my first
     choice, but I'm going to be
happy with Cobb, too.

Also, you can take
     off your armour in order
to memorize spells.

Poop is organic
     and harmless relatively,
to my perspective.

I think Johnny depp
     was perfect for that role though.
Thanks for the comment.

forgot about them.
     God how I wish Cisco would
go after Apple.

But I think she screwed
     herself based on the stuff on
the live feeds last night.

Maybe try a draft
     or two or build a pauper
deck and try that out?

I laughed so hard when
     Charlie blocked one of the shots
that I almost choked.

I don't even want
     to know that shiny exists
until I find it.

So she kind of does
     know Unix at a very,
very high level.

It sounds more like he's
     completely content with his
current situation.

So the plans didn't work
     or stopped working so you stopped
sticking to the plan.

So they have some job
     security for a bit,
sounds like a win win.

I heard horny goat
     weed helps bump you out of it.
Supplements may help.